Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

and carefully tweezered

[struth]

In Brazilian style

[Ninanina]

gotta use Nair

[struth]

For curly hair

[Oddball]

over flange fitting

[Marco]

discard when empty

[struth]

remember the brush

[Marco]

and dandruff remover

[Andrei]

for use when

[walpurgis]

expected friends arrive

[Oddball]

whos coming then

[struth]

catching you inflagranti

[walpurgis]

embarrassingly compromised even

[struth]

Kneading the poker

[Oddball]

hontus whilst bending

[walpurgis]

to apply bandages

[struth]

over the curry

[Andrei]

and rice that

[walpurgis]

spattered over the

[Oddball]

front of Nigellas

[struth]

Big strawberry puddings

[Marco]

wobbled like jellies

[struth]

icing nipples included

[vegman1973]

Bring it on

[Oddball]

said Fanny Craddock

[Marco]

unzip yer stiffy

[Oddball]

get the lube

[struth]

over the body

[Oddball]

said Jonny stuffing

[struth]

His oats up

[Oddball]

Fannys hot offering

[Marco]

frothy scoops of

[r100]

tira mi su

[struth]

you better hope ;)

[Marco]

pull ma puddin

[struth]

powder my puff

[Oddball]

spatter my muff

[walpurgis]

whilst oiling the

[struth]

Gun barrel vigorously

[walpurgis]

prior to enthusiastic

[struth]

shooting of charge

[Oddball]

of light brigade

[struth]

Raglan and Lucan

[Oddball]

Eric and Ernie

[Marco]

enjoy a fumble

[struth]

Slap and tickle

[Marco]

poger a Pringle

[struth]

Ahh precious memories

[Oddball]

of interfering with

[Oddball]

ladies bike seats

[Marco]

smell of sardines

[walpurgis]

and farty sweat

[Oddball]

soaked lycra smeared

[struth]

with cinnamon sauce

[Marco]

and 'monthly jelly'

[brian2957]

From the Deli

[struth]

With free toothpick

[Marco]

bagsie the scabs

[struth]

And manky pork

[Oddball]

Said Miss Piggie

[Marco]

sniffing your cheesy

[Oddball]

throbbing welsh rarebit

[Marco]

Tabasco sauce, sir?

[r100]

toasted to perfection

[Oddball]

get mouth around

[struth]

crispy crusty bits

[Marco]

removing the flies

[struth]

Better with buttons

[Marco]

fondle a Flake

[struth]

Dunk a doughnut

[Oddball]

Jam cream horn

[struth]

blowing the froth

[Marco]

from her flange

[struth]

revealing the custard

[Oddball]

creams are stale

[struth]

like yesterday's ale

[Marco]

minge needs washed

[Oddball]

hose it down

[struth]

she dont wear-em

[Marco]

allowing her-flaps freedom

[struth]

of lip service

[Marco]

oral's her speciality

[struth]

Tory party piece ;)

[Marco]

Cameron's rusty ring-piece

[brian2957]

A good hard

[Marco]

punch he needs

[Oddball]

nettle his privates

[struth]

Some corporal punishment

[walpurgis]

takes a beating

[struth]

Does some bleating (baahh):eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

a sheepish glance

[Marco]

as his buttocks

[struth]

Covered in wool

[Marco]

prepared for parting

[struth]

Lips against lips

[walpurgis]

spitting out pips

[struth]

Exposing your whip

[Marco]

and purple-headed walloper

[Oddball]

and plum bag

[struth]

seeding the lawn

[Marco]

like a rampant

[struth]

seeding the lawn

Wildebeest on heat

[Oddball]

meanwhile in Harrods

[Marco]

Betty bought panties

[struth]

bottomless ones for......

[Marco]

flashing at ferrets

[struth]

who love holes

[Oddball]

as you do

[struth]

Its furry nice

[Marco]

enjoying the moistness

[Oddball]

lie back and

[struth]

Titter me this

[Marco]

It's small but

[walpurgis]

exquisitely fashioned from

[struth]

heel hound hair

[Ninanina]

for real itchiness

[struth]

a warty rash

[Marco]

in your mash

[Ninanina]

creamed with butter

[Marco]

massaged onto pert

[Ninanina]

little potato mounds

[struth]

wee dalek cakes

[Marco]

lined up ready

[struth]

for extermination duties

[Marco]

zapping irritants from

[struth]

fauna in fora

[Ninanina]

all the parts

[Marco]

tingling with excitement

[walpurgis]

buzzing with shock

[Marco]

when confronted with

[Ninanina]

a battery device.. :eek:

[Oddball]

4 speed with

[Ninanina]

an overdrive setting..

[struth]

candyfloss tenticles spinning

[Ninanina]

into the pink..

[struth]

and white opening

[Ninanina]

to show the

[walpurgis]

blind man the

[struth]

place to park

[walpurgis]

it's very dark

[struth]

between the sheets

[walpurgis]

of corrugated iron

[struth]

lies a maiden

[walpurgis]

carved from stone

[struth]

Sodom, till tomorrow

[Ninanina]

why not now

[struth]

Baggorra' it's tomorra'

[Ninanina]

so it is.... :doh::doh:

[struth]

The Blower's Daughter

[Ninanina]

love Damien Rice

[struth]

sticky baked puddings

[Ninanina]

and some yoghurt

[struth]

or carnation milk :D

[Ninanina]

love the evaporated..

[struth]

sweet and lovely

[Oddball]

unlike Sturgeon witch

[struth]

Salty old dog

[Marco]

well-seasoned crispy pishers

[struth]

Deep fried bar

[Oddball]

dip my Mars

[walpurgis]

just like Pa's

[struth]

In the honeypot

[Oddball]

uuuhhhmmm sticky licky

[struth]

Wanting a quickie

[Marco]

sucky his dickie

[struth]

Chix in stix

[Oddball]

Meanwhile Capt Haddock

[walpurgis]

and his fishfingers

[Ninanina]

had a ball

[Oddball]

on the wall

[struth]

had a fall

[Oddball]

runny egg everywhere

[struth]

over his sausage:eek:

[walpurgis]

prick with fork

[Marco]

to reduce protuberance

[Oddball]

hash brown madness

[struth]

Mashing ones brains

[Marco]

into Wazoo-like patties

[struth]

Kung-fu foo-ey soup

[Oddball]

number sixty nine

[struth]

Position on table

[vegman1973]

Back from Ireland

[Oddball]

the leprechaun said

[struth]

I'm Julius Siezure (I came, i saw, I had a fit):eyebrows:

[Oddball]

groping her udder

[Marco]

unearthed a large

[struth]

quantitty of titties

[Marco]

needing suckled seriously

[struth]

long and full

[Oddball]

chapel hat pegs

[struth]

that fit bottoms

[Marco]

Fat-bottomed girls, they

[Oddball]

enjoy a ride

[Marco]

fast and furious

[Oddball]

smoking like crazy

[vegman1973]

Need USA adaptor

[The Black Adder]

For your But-plug?

[Marco]

pull the string

[struth]

makes it sing

[Roy S]

Serious ring sting

[struth]

due to friction

[walpurgis]

of surgical gussets

[struth]

wrongly fitted buttons

[walpurgis]

just managing to

[struth]

foul the opening

[walpurgis]

movie scenes in

[struth]

sepia and red

[walpurgis]

3D image zoom

[struth]

into the darkroom

[walpurgis]

and imprint print

[struth]

of tomorrows news

[Marco]

Tories Gay Shocker

[walpurgis]

his nickname's cocker

[Marco]

brother of Cameron

[struth]

Uncle Joe's mintballs

[Marco]

were smelling lovely

[struth]

Shining like a

[Oddball]

gigantic hairy green

[struth]

Party activist on

[Marco]

a rusty penny-farthing

[struth]

Campaigning for more

[walpurgis]

saddle sore blisters

[struth]

For riding humpbacks

[walpurgis]

and bottlenosed dolphins

[Marco]

sadly under threat

[struth]

Due to overriding

[walpurgis]

desires for extreme

[Marco]

Pot Noodle action

[struth]

real gourmet nirvana

[Puffin]

Maastricht bands induce

[Marco]

bouts of flatulence

[struth]

Call emergency services (as we have started page 999) ;)

[walpurgis]

fire police ambulance?

[struth]

probably all three

[Oddball]

oooooooo one thousand !!

[struth]

Cheating darts player

[Oddball]

up your bullseye

[Marco]

and yer Japs-eye

[struth]

Jocky at-the 'ockey

[Oddball]

stroking his cocky

[Marco]

No ball games!

[Oddball]

not even billiards

[walpurgis]

now you're snookered

[struth]

probed through pocket

[walpurgis]

pot the pink

[struth]

with long stick

[Oddball]

deep screw and

[Marco]

flush her out

[Oddball]

then pot brown

[Marco]

up her flange