Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

Like cat-gut around

[Marco]

an old tennis-racquet

[struth]

Shaped attack weapon

[Marco]

ripe for fiddling

[struth]

With sweet plums

[prestonchipfryer]

and lard-arsed bums

[Marco]

clad in granny-knickers

[struth]

With rear flap

[walpurgis]

to offload cargo

[Marco]

some stinky manure

[walpurgis]

filled buttered baps

[Marco]

munching the turds

[prestonchipfryer]

shagging the birds

[Marco]

draining your dirty-water

[walpurgis]

pint by pint

[struth]

Drop by drop

[Marco]

into her mouth

[walpurgis]

during secret-sausage rendezvous

[Marco]

ripe Gouda ball-smell

[Oddball]

on Bake Off

[struth]

Attached to-his wire

[prestonchipfryer]

erect and shining

[walpurgis]

wimpering and whining

[struth]

Wet eyed troll

[prestonchipfryer]

filling her fjiord

[struth]

With-his big Hurstwic

[walpurgis]

gristle and garlic

[prestonchipfryer]

pungent but tasty

[walpurgis]

naughty and nasty

[struth]

and slightly cutty

[Oddball]

but never smutty

[struth]

like-a chip butty

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with smeg

[Marco]

sook-up the sludge

[struth]

Dribbling over the

[walpurgis]

mantlepiece ornaments onto

[struth]

Firey hearth of

[Marco]

the planet Smegmatron

[walpurgis]

in distant biocentric :D

[Marco]

super-incontinent sector seven

[walpurgis]

inhabited by weirdly

[struth]

Critics of unknown

[walpurgis]

and implausible theories ;)

[struth]

Like big bangs

[walpurgis]

Frau-Gretel likes those

[Marco]

with her legs-open

[r100]

needs some surgery

[Marco]

on those pishers

[struth]

to halt flowing

[walpurgis]

traffic at junction

[struth]

of under passes

[Marco]

and underwear, soiled

[struth]

with baby oil

[Marco]

and stubborn skidmarks

[struth]

caused by skidding

[Marco]

and not wiping

[struth]

Tush with brush

[Marco]

spreading the mess

[struth]

with his vest

[walpurgis]

slurp the rest

[struth]

pass the test

[walpurgis]

'L' plates gone

[Marco]

the tart's gagging

[walpurgis]

and binding me

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst fondling her

[Marco]

silky stocking tops

[struth]

With a damp

[walpurgis]

rolled up newspaper

[struth]

Inserted in-the gap

[Marco]

between the welt

[struth]

And the belt

[walpurgis]

watch it melt

[struth]

Clogging her felt

[Marco]

tug the string

[prestonchipfryer]

plug her ring

[struth]

With a falsey

[Marco]

causing her to

[prestonchipfryer]

vomit diseased-ridden snot

[struth]

From her outlet

[walpurgis]

sneeze and fart

[struth]

From her inlet

[Marco]

provoking a schism

[struth]

breaching the barriers

[Marco]

pish flowing everywhere

[struth]

soggying the pile

[Marco]

of her Playtex panties

[struth]

now more tena

[Marco]

is soaked beyond

[struth]

its tensile strength

[Marco]

nevertheless it expands

[struth]

beyond earths gravity

[Ninanina]

in an orbit

[struth]

around my ass

[walpurgis]

smoking grass and

[struth]

Reducing in mass

[Marco]

the girth of

[prestonchipfryer]

planet-sized balls

[struth]

To willies walnuts

[walpurgis]

whipped to perfection

[Audio Al]

No PRC4 yet :(

[Marco]

You wot, chuck? :scratch:

[Audio Al]

You wot, chuck? :scratch:

Record cleaning machine :(

[struth]

spinning out-of control

[walpurgis]

and burning marks

[Marco]

from the carpet

[struth]

into her cheeks

[Marco]

housed in translucent

[walpurgis]

purple polka dotted

[struth]

wide mesh nylon

[walpurgis]

battle ready outrageous

[struth]

sharp edged weave

[walpurgis]

good green tweed

[Marco]

skidmark'd to buggery

[struth]

Now all melty

[prestonchipfryer]

reeking of shite

[Marco]

inhale the stench

[prestonchipfryer]

savour the taste

[struth]

Well matured cheese

[Marco]

her tights reek-of

[walpurgis]

exhaust-fumes and engine-oil

[Marco]

affix to head

[struth]

clean your box

[Ninanina]

of hifi cables...

[struth]

with that :lol:depoxit

[Ninanina]

it's good stuff :eek:

[struth]

deep cleaning for

[Ninanina]

all dirty bits..

[struth]

giving brassy sheen

[Ninanina]

see your face

[struth]

wide eyed and

[Ninanina]

very bushy tailed..

[walpurgis]

soon to-be nailed

[struth]

to the floor

[Ninanina]

of the bedroom

[struth]

dirty shag pile

[walpurgis]

shaking downstairs chandelier

[Ninanina]

side to side

[struth]

up and down

[Ninanina]

round and about

[struth]

in-out shake it

[walpurgis]

like a spout

[struth]

on kelly's kettle

[walpurgis]

whistling on hob

[struth]

nob biscuit barrel

[walpurgis]

organ playing away

[struth]

veal meat again

[walpurgis]

cliff visits dover

(or maybe Brighton?)

[Marco]

for some duck-butter

[struth]

For smoother skin

[walpurgis]

fairy liquid for

[struth]

Sexy little dishes

[Marco]

and cleansing crevices

[prestonchipfryer]

with-mop and sponge

[walpurgis]

tweezers and pliers

[Marco]

prising out the

[struth]

offending blunt pin

[Marco]

belonging on her-nappy

[Oddball]

whip out my

[walpurgis]

cobwebby empty wallet

[Marco]

and spunk-soaked hanky

[walpurgis]

condom wrappers and

[Marco]

photos of bare-naked baboons

[prestonchipfryer]

sporting cack-stained patches

[Marco]

What is it, your 50th? ;)

:birthday:

Marco.

[struth]

Dumps the dumps

[walpurgis]

swollen with mumps

[struth]

Wearing her pumps

[Marco]

and wrinkled tights

[walpurgis]

giving kids frights

[struth]

The booger woman

[Marco]

flashing her saggy-saddle bags

[struth]

At horse face

[Oddball]

I feel sick

[struth]

Of reading bottoms

[walpurgis]

instead of palms

[Marco]

Wrap your palms

[walpurgis]

wring your hands

[Marco]

after stroking his

[struth]

slick back hair

[Oddball]

its not fair

[walpurgis]

box like square

[Oddball]

wheres the sherry

[walpurgis]

tom and jerry

[struth]

caught the ferry

[walpurgis]

hiding in lorry

[struth]

same old story

[walpurgis]

and strange customs

[struth]

officers, with their

[walpurgis]

sniffer dogs sniffing

[struth]

each others' butts

[Marco]

inhaling the jobby

[prestonchipfryer]

muffing the muff

[struth]

nodding his donkey

[walpurgis]

gone all wonky

[Ian7633]

Spank the monkey

[Marco]

make it chunky

[struth]

chunky trucker bar

[walpurgis]

knobbly iron bar

[Marco]

grasp the girth

[struth]

With his huge

[walpurgis]

underpants worn over

[struth]

Head and shoulders

[prestonchipfryer]

boulder-sized balls

[Marco]

brim-full of juice

[Oddball]

let them loose

[struth]

on the p... cat

[Marco]

sook ma lolly

[struth]

Ma baw 'o

[walpurgis]

genteel polite discussion

[struth]

pinkies and cups ;)

[struth]

Queen of-the herpies

[walpurgis]

carrier named Hermes

[struth]

Delivered by Maia :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

wearing a transparent

[struth]

pair of longjanes

[walpurgis]

said john whipping

[struth]

her creamy buns

[Oddball]

whilst pumping her

[walpurgis]

inflatable man doll

[Marco]

to bursting point

[Oddball]

puncture repair kit

[struth]

Required for leek

[Marco]

and potato soup

[struth]

All from-a chicken

[Marco]

jMnl7H6KVgY

Marco.

[struth]

Lol, lol, lol

[walpurgis]

and right behind

[walpurgis]

the left behind

[struth]

was the big

[Marco]

bahookie of Bertha

[struth]

Jorkins at ministry

[walpurgis]

of fell-over defence

[struth]

saviours of spleens

[Marco]

make nice pâté

[struth]

and scream cheese

[walpurgis]

dressing of fleas

[Marco]

surrounding steaming turds

[walpurgis]

all floating in

[struth]

bubonic man excretions

[walpurgis]

from central shit-command-centre

[Marco]

midden-central, populated by

[struth]

Noddy, big-ears and

[Marco]

an old baldy-sociopath

[struth]

destroying their plumage

[Marco]

whilst revealing insecurities

[struth]

About their panties

[prestonchipfryer]

and scratching their

[Marco]

shit-encrusted bumholes

[prestonchipfryer]

for a tasty-treat

[Marco]

some succulent 'Nutella'