Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

thankfully caught with

[walpurgis]

Matron in shed

[struth]

wiped his bum

[AJSki2fly]

now it’s sore

[walpurgis]

use belt sander

[Marco]

on your foreskin

[hole46]

Makes eyes water


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[mad-moon]

worse than vindaloo

[AJSki2fly]

Tiger balm rescue


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[Marco]

and-Lucy's loving lips

[struth]

cool his ardour

[Marco]

with some ice-cubes

[struth]

down his shuck

[Marco]

gone all floppy!

[mad-moon]

a walnut whip

[Marco]

teased back to-life

[struth]

with toilet brush

[walpurgis]

shoved firmly up

[Vince]

To the hilt

[mad-moon]

up her arse

[struth]

lay on table

[Marco]

for nappy change

[struth]

but slide off

[AJSki2fly]

slippery smelly slope


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[Marco]

disgusting diarrhoea dribbles

[mad-moon]

from his arse

[struth]

Lady of lake

[AJSki2fly]

Guinevere pops one


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[Marco]

cute, sexy and

[AJSki2fly]

nowhere to go,

[struth]

wiggles his sword

[Marco]

under her knickers

[mad-moon]

on bum crack

[struth]

hoping for showers

[mad-moon]

shot with shit

[Vince]

Emptying my balls

[mad-moon]

on her face

[struth]

like face cream

[mad-moon]

Yeah protein enriched

[Puffin]

Highly Ironic Acid

[struth]

polishes the protein

[Puffin]

like mister sheen

[struth]

Wipe on wipe

[AJSki2fly]

Piles on piles


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[mad-moon]

Of red grapes

[struth]

Requiring trod on

[Marco]

with bare feet

[struth]

toes doing-a dance

[Marco]

to the twist

[struth]

producing moist feet

[walpurgis]

being quietly disgusting

[struth]

eating with fingers

[Vince]

Better than toes

[struth]

No athletes foot

[mad-moon]

nice cheesy additive

[walpurgis]

squeezed from socks

[AJSki2fly]

rancid oily filth


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[mad-moon]

under your foreskin

[Marco]

smells like Gouda

[walpurgis]

mummified mummy's boy

[mad-moon]

wrapped in cotton-wool

[Roy S]

so preventing onanism

[struth]

by viscious disection

[AJSki2fly]

sudden coitus interuptus

[struth]

chop it off

[mad-moon]

stich it on

[mad-moon]

John Wayne Bobbitt

[struth]

fell from grace

[AJSki2fly]

another fallen angel

[Vince]

Friends of Satan

[struth]

married said angel

[mad-moon]

rises for occasion

[AJSki2fly]

from the crypt

[struth]

lid was off

[AJSki2fly]

After dark only


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[mad-moon]

arise Sir Dracula

[AJSki2fly]

Stake through heart


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[mad-moon]

Steak for lunch

[AJSki2fly]

and nice Chianti


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[struth]

in the garden

[walpurgis]

under a rock

[struth]

moss wont grow

[mad-moon]

especially when rolling

[AJSki2fly]

Jumping’ Jack Flash


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[Vince]

Went for slash

[Puffin]

so did Michael

[walpurgis]

Debbie held it

[mad-moon]

The policeman did !

[AJSki2fly]

Truncheons on parade!

[struth]

Giving fine salute

[mad-moon]

and arse shagging

[walpurgis]

for Auntie's knitting-circle

[struth]

badly need purled

[mad-moon]

over their specs

[struth]

felt his pecs

[mad-moon]

sucked his kecks

[Marco]

savoured the sweat

[struth]

clogging the inlet

[mad-moon]

expanding by minute

[Marco]

I spy jobbies

[struth]

its his hobby

[Vince]

Everyone to own

[struth]

fun in-the sun

[Marco]

with-a pretty gal

[struth]

with nude feet

[Marco]

bare or stockinged?

[mad-moon]

Neither, Jesus sandals

[AJSki2fly]

Gumboots at dawn


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[Vince]

Flip flop fanatics

[struth]

barefoot princess rules

[AJSki2fly]

wearing lilac tutu

[struth]

floats with ease

[AJSki2fly]

stings like bees


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[Marco]

when Bobby's big-walloper

[Vince]

Float like butterfly

[AJSki2fly]

blown on wind


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[struth]

stung by bee

[Vince]

Doing Harlem shuffle

[struth]

twistin' night away

[Marco]

in stockinged soles

[struth]

producing sweaty tootsies

[Marco]

wet footprints-on floor

[struth]

then being dried

[AJSki2fly]

Marco’s hot breath!


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[Marco]

inhaling the intoxicating

[struth]

Warming like coffee

[AJSki2fly]

stuns at ten


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[struth]

lady flashes booty

[Marco]

wants Percy-to pointy

[struth]

hoping it'll fire

[Marco]

not blanks, but

[struth]

best gold top

[Marco]

gleefully-swallowed by 'P'

[struth]

'M' nearly ran-out

[Vince]

It's all evaporated

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[Marco]

and sadly deflated

[AJSki2fly]

like wrinkly balloon


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[Marco]

replete with gas

[struth]

an embarrassing sight

[Swann36]

No relief now

[Marco]

a ruined orgasm

[struth]

missed the mark

[Vince]

A wasted wank

[AJSki2fly]

Master Bates demise

[struth]

the bosun's chum

[Marco]

A wasted wank

Mr Boris Johnson

[struth]

midshipman; a-mid something

[AJSki2fly]

Pirates on parade


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[struth]

roger the lodger

[Vince]

Bob the builder

[struth]

tiny tim

[AJSki2fly]

Great Uncle Bulgaria


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[struth]

Had head shaved

[AJSki2fly]

for better Wombling


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[Marco]

Bulgaria was-a perv

[struth]

uncle baw bag

[prestonchipfryer]

likes a fag

[Vince]

Such lovely boy

[struth]

needs his niece

[Puffin]

Since Cardinal Wolsey

[walpurgis]

bite her bum

[AJSki2fly]

Light her bum


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[mad-moon]

ignite the gas

[AJSki2fly]

run away quickly


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[struth]

run-for-the hills maw

[mad-moon]

Says Oor Wullie

[Vince]

And the Broons

[mad-moon]

The Sunday Post

[AJSki2fly]

a red rag


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[struth]

needs good bulling

[Marco]

a good RIMMING

[struth]

With tin opener

[AJSki2fly]

pull the ring

[Marco]

tug the string

[Vince]

Stroke the rod

[struth]

With sharp knife

[Marco]

rip her tights

[AJSki2fly]

lick her bites

[struth]

and enter paradise

[AJSki2fly]

after SM session

[struth]

whipping off shoes

[AJSki2fly]

walk on hot-coals

[Marco]

her tights melting

[struth]

she's hot stuff

[mad-moon]

Wearing Scotch Bonnet

[struth]

tartan like legs

[mad-moon]

Check them out

[Marco]

like a princess

[mad-moon]

A Royal tart

[struth]

off with his-head

[mad-moon]

Between her teeth

[struth]

a voluptuous tongue

[mad-moon]

Slurping bloodied cock

[struth]

after cock fight

[walpurgis]

bandage and splint

[AJSki2fly]

needs big plaster

[Vince]

And kiss better

[mad-moon]

all night long

[struth]

up and alert

[mad-moon]

be a lert

[walpurgis]

bury after dark

[Marco]

with-her stained panties

[struth]

Caused by pervo

[Marco]

wanking over them

[mad-moon]

spunking all over

[AJSki2fly]

Oh happy days!


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[mad-moon]

Spicy cabbage soup

[Marco]

creates stinky farts

[walpurgis]

and sticky pants

[mad-moon]

that's the wanking

[Marco]

and leftover 'residue'

[struth]

requires wiping off

[Marco]

more like blowtorching-off

[Vince]

Good hair gel

[struth]

stiffens it up

[mad-moon]

It's really Bryl

[struth]

top cow's lick

[AJSki2fly]

Beef tongue aspic


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[struth]

And lickin' chicken

[Vince]

Off the bone

[struth]

fillet of lamb

[Puffin]

thrutched and quartered

[mad-moon]

two times two

[AJSki2fly]

can be four

[mad-moon]

Dickson's plate pies

[struth]

tableful of eats

[mad-moon]

meaty delightful treats

[Vince]

Traditional mixed grill

[mad-moon]

off the barby

[AJSki2fly]

way down under

[Vince]

Sauteed kangaroo bollocks

[Vince]

Foster's piss home

[AJSki2fly]

Crocodile Dundee’s brew


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[Pigmy Pony]

has gone walkabout

[struth]

missing, presumed pissed

[walpurgis]

crashed-out in bus-shelter

[Marco]

after pumping Pauline

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's finger snapped

[struth]

with big plunger

[Marco]

currently flaccid, but

[struth]

ready to plunge

[Marco]

into delicate princess

[struth]

with greased pole

[mad-moon]

no, stiff cock

[struth]

alas, it dead

[Marco]

needs some action

[walpurgis]

a 'Matron Special'

[struth]

rub it good

[mad-moon]

take blue tablets

[AJSki2fly]

time to trip


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