Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

smoke the lips

[walpurgis]

getting a grip

[Marco]

of her saddlebags

[prestonchipfryer]

and burgeoning buttocks

[walpurgis]

with pink fluffy

[Marco]

lace on her

[walpurgis]

rubber lady's gimpsuit

[Marco]

unzip the panel

[struth]

see yourself on

[walpurgis]

a monocycle starkers

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[walpurgis]

and a bow-tie

[struth]

and tweed knickers

[Marco]

with absorbent panel

[walpurgis]

showing bite marks

[struth]

And skid marks

[Marco]

caused by not

[walpurgis]

wiping the end

[Marco]

sufficiently, to ensure

[walpurgis]

auntie's dentures don't

[The Black Adder]

Ning nang nong

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[struth]

big long bong

[Marco]

what's that pong?

[struth]

King Kong's Dong

[walpurgis]

inspires the throng

[struth]

to burst its

[walpurgis]

balloons in-a frenzy

[struth]

of mad passion

[Marco]

squirting spunk everywhere

[The Black Adder]

In his thong

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[struth]

instead of pish

[The Black Adder]

Smells like fish

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[struth]

a lillian gish

[Marco]

drain her dish

[struth]

with your snitch

[Marco]

measure your middle-leg

[struth]

against-an ostrich egg

[Marco]

and if it

[struth]

tells a yolk

[walpurgis]

bite sized chunks

[struth]

of pork meatballs

[walpurgis]

worn as necklace

[struth]

handy for-a nibble

[walpurgis]

making granny dribble

[Marco]

soaking her Tena-lady

[walpurgis]

fashioned party outfit

[struth]

Squelchy but fun

[walpurgis]

dressed to kill

[struth]

and for overfill

[walpurgis]

squeezed in sideways

[struth]

Five jolly boys

[Marco]

sporting significant protrusions

[prestonchipfryer]

of indescribable enormity

[Marco]

enough to frighten

[struth]

ol' sugar lips

[walpurgis]

better get matron

[struth]

sit straight for

[walpurgis]

needle up jacksie

[Marco]

your balls washed

[walpurgis]

prior to potting

[struth]

and fast charging

[walpurgis]

with pants down

[Marco]

nappy cast aside

[walpurgis]

onlookers cowering in

[Marco]

its imposing shadow

[walpurgis]

awestruck and spattered

[struth]

wondering how it

[Marco]

held so much

[struth]

cream of tartar

[walpurgis]

and raspberry blancmange

[Puffin]

Fat Brenda said

[struth]

gimme, gimmie, gimmie.

[walpurgis]

gummy granny grabbing

[struth]

for tv show

[Puffin]

pie and chips

[struth]

requires no chewing

[walpurgis]

you'll be spewing

[Marco]

her fanny juice

[walpurgis]

that's no excuse

[Puffin]

for Fat Brenda

[struth]

and-her sexual agenda

[Puffin]

of yo-yo dieting

[walpurgis]

up and down

[Marco]

between the sheets

[struth]

bum defeats gravity

[walpurgis]

spied through telescope

[struth]

Beryl used naughtily

[walpurgis]

whilst spanking vicar

[Puffin]

that Brenda shagged

[walpurgis]

desperately to achieve

[Puffin]

drastic weight loss

[Marco]

she straddled a

[The Black Adder]

Big wriggling thing

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[struth]

Called little titch

[Marco]

tiny, but capable

[struth]

Big useless git

[prestonchipfryer]

with hairy bollocks

[Marco]

reeking of Gouda

[struth]

The big cheese

[Puffin]

not for Brenda

[walpurgis]

Stick it-in blender

[prestonchipfryer]

whizzing merrily around

[struth]

drink it down

[walpurgis]

until well pureed

[Marco]

licking the froth

[walpurgis]

giving a toss

[Puffin]

it's your loss

[walpurgis]

said father Cuthbert

[struth]

to mother hubbard

[walpurgis]

from inside her-cupboard

[Puffin]

where Brenda gobbled

[Marco]

Bobby's massive stiffy

[walpurgis]

as-an appetiser to

[struth]

dick's dirty stick

[walpurgis]

propping up Daisy's

[Marco]

baggy old bloomers

[walpurgis]

straining the fabric

[Puffin]

like Brenda's "joggers"

[walpurgis]

bloated arse bulging

[Puffin]

with camel toe

[Marco]

and telltale wet-patch

[struth]

Washing your fingers

[Marco]

in fishy discharge

[walpurgis]

like anchovy paste

[Marco]

some 'gentleman's relish'

[Puffin]

With gentleman's sausage

[Marco]

featuring high-meat content

[struth]

lee perrin sprinkled

[Puffin]

two danglers wrinkled

[Marco]

Patsy's panties crinkled

[struth]

dried out residue

[Marco]

from Johnny's last-'visit'

[struth]

he didn't miss-it

[Puffin]

Over at Brenda's

[Marco]

batteries were installed

[Ninanina]

for the buzzing ....

[Marco]

of sensitive parts

[Puffin]

causing fanny farts

[walpurgis]

from back-of dustcart

[tim1750]

Over nine hedges

[Puffin]

and a Clematis

[walpurgis]

Inspired by chainsaw

[Ninanina]

of petrol kind

[walpurgis]

it's a gas

[bearair]

combustible on Zeppelins

[Ninanina]

and that's explosive..

[Marco]

like excessive flatulence

[Ninanina]

that's too smelly

[walpurgis]

camembert & socks whiff

[Ninanina]

that they do

[struth]

catching the poo

[walpurgis]

that's nasty, phew

[struth]

slew the shrew

[walpurgis]

make a stew

[struth]

for hungry few

[walpurgis]

hack it off

[struth]

geld for gelt

[walpurgis]

pound of flesh

[struth]

Drizzled in chocolate

[Marco]

nipples coated in-Cadburys

[struth]

Glossy and melty

[Marco]

suckled and stiffened

[walpurgis]

glowed and glistened

[struth]

looked very brown

[walpurgis]

displayed around town

[struth]

in shiny ballgown

[Puffin]

Brenda got shagged

[Marco]

by the-whole-of year-13

[struth]

Except the big-boy

[Marco]

who preferred men

[bearair]

of dubious morals

[Marco]

which aroused his

[bearair]

otherwise dormant blunderbuss

[rog_test]

to tsunamis of

[Puffin]

wind blown spume

[sq225917]

Finished matching transistors

[walpurgis]

there's always one :lol:

[Puffin]

gate drain source

[walpurgis]

more than one :eek:

[brian2957]

Up the creek

[walpurgis]

filthy obscene disgusting

[bearair]

oscillating in groove

[Marco]

vibrating without batteries

[Puffin]

smelling of death

[walpurgis]

and somewhat deaf

[Marco]

unblock yer lugs

[walpurgis]

she's flashing-her jugs

[struth]

giving out tugs

[walpurgis]

covered in bugs

[struth]

Dressed like Suggs

[Marco]

muff-diving some rugs

[struth]

gives serious lipburns

[walpurgis]

glug glug glug

[Marco]

Oops, some hair-floss! :D

[walpurgis]

a trifle discomfited

[Puffin]

like pomfret cakes

[Marco]

placed strategically upon

[walpurgis]

tip of tongue

[struth]

but cannot recall

[walpurgis]

failing aged mind

[struth]

but youthful body

[walpurgis]

of no-nonsense carer

[bearair]

too many recreational's!

[Marco]

not enough bed-baths

[struth]

hot soapy sponge

[bearair]

blow the encephalogram

[walpurgis]

with a blood-curdling

[Marco]

moan, before cuming

[struth]

dont-like cumin either:ner:

[Marco]

:D tease her mercilessly

[struth]

stroke her furry

[Marco]

little black mound

[Puffin]

delightful but awfully

[Marco]

smelly, due to

[struth]

Washing in milk

[Puffin]

from rat teats

[Marco]

stagnant beyond description

[struth]

unhygienic coffee staining

[Marco]

was visible on-her

[struth]

see-through basque front

[walpurgis]

with frayed gussets

[Marco]

caused by overactive

[struth]

sweet juice flap

[Marco]

lubricated with anchovies

[struth]

And panty salt

[walpurgis]

with puke inducing

[struth]

film-of freeing willy

[Marco]

unzipped and exposed

[struth]

to light scrrutiny

[walpurgis]

with big torch

[Marco]

by some size-queens

[struth]

And good-'ol boys

[brian2957]

In the doldrums

[Marco]

after Rangers defeat

[struth]

King of kings

[Marco]

was Henrik Larsson

[struth]

Straddling the pan

[Marco]

'pressing out' a

[struth]

large wheel bearing

[Puffin]

stuffed with bauxite

[Marco]

stools, nicely-solid and

[walpurgis]

exhibited at museum

[struth]

under the spotlights

[walpurgis]

aromatically enthralling the

[Marco]

collective enthusiasts, studying

[struth]

the colour of

[walpurgis]

Gloria's skidmark collection

[struth]

hoping for rainbows

[walpurgis]

and flying bananas

[struth]

Causing multiple skids