Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

she hates 'teenies'

[Ninanina]

she hates 'teenies'

gotta be bigger..

[struth]

Gross burger time

[Marco]

chew ma meat

[struth]

Anyone for sauce

[Marco]

Aye, squirt some

[struth]

Squeeze the tube

[Marco]

[squeezes my head]

[struth]

Press my melons

[twickers]

cock needs washing

[struth]

Pluck-it and see

[Puffin]

what oozes out

[Marco]

Fancy a fondue?

[Puffin]

Oooh Matron, whatever

[struth]

Nice n cheesey

[Marco]

is yer bell-end

[struth]

Itchy and scratchy

[walpurgis]

flaking and patchy

[struth]

Stocky and tacky

[Marco]

it hangs low

[Yomanze]

Near the ground

[brian2957]

Up the hill

[Yomanze]

Down the slope

[Marco]

near her mound

[Puffin]

rats were found

[struth]

pounded the mound

[Marco]

into the ground

[farflungstar]

UK self oblivion

[struth]

Little miss england

[farflungstar]

Lemmings jump cliff

[Marco]

wanting some 'bitty'

[struth]

To handle weapon

[walpurgis]

locked and loaded

[Marco]

ready to 'shoot'

[struth]

pull dat trigger

[Marco]

ya cow, ye

[struth]

big sexy slapper

[walpurgis]

tottering on stilletos

[Marco]

riddled with flies

[walpurgis]

bandaged and oozing

[Marco]

stagnant, suppurating puss

[struth]

requiring stitching up

[Marco]

apply a nappy

[struth]

Soaker upper of

[Marco]

globules of girly-goo

[struth]

absorbing the pish

[Marco]

in its stride

[struth]

Six pack capacity

[Marco]

sook it up!

[walpurgis]

with left nostril

[struth]

sniffing and twitching

[walpurgis]

from huge farts

[struth]

pure buttock odour

[walpurgis]

seeping from cracks

[struth]

nooks and crannies

[Marco]

badly infected fannies

[struth]

of continental nannies

[Marco]

tits like grannies

[struth]

Willy like Wally

[Marco]

watching boring films :eyebrows:

[struth]

Grinding the wife

[Marco]

as she begs

[struth]

thanks for-the mammories

[hifinutt]

ban black mamba

[walpurgis]

badly frayed arsehole

[struth]

Shit butt city

[Marco]

causing streaky skidmarks

[struth]

On silken sheets

[Marco]

Regardless, she proceeded

[walpurgis]

creating-a dense-ionised particle-base

[struth]

Verbalised shotgun style

[walpurgis]

driving the blunder-bus

[struth]

Up back alley

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[struth]

Titty farting sheep

[Marco]

pinch their nipples

[struth]

Stiff little fingers

[walpurgis]

digitally dexterous desperation

[struth]

Hairy hand shake

[Marco]

a 'Mason's special'

[walpurgis]

chipping away at

[struth]

piles of piles

[Marco]

killer ants attack

[walpurgis]

bloke named zack

[struth]

big slack pack

[Marco]

which needs 'revitalising'

[struth]

Boil her eggs

[TheFlash]

after colonic irrigation

[struth]

Plant your seeds

[Marco]

and fertilise eggs

[struth]

Scramble her yolk

[TheFlash]

Get ovary it


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[Marco]

and milk my

[walpurgis]

flock of sheep

[Marco]

milk my horse

[struth]

Said-the poxy maid

[Marco]

grabbing its middle-leg

[struth]

And gelding him

[ramsden]

waltz dancing ahead

Odoslané z A0001 pomocou Tapatalku

[struth]

curry his loins

[Marco]

Onion-Bhaji his boz

[TheFlash]

Tickle my tweeter

[walpurgis]

waggle me woofer

[TheFlash]

cross me over

[Marco]

cross-dress my tush

[struth]

squeeze me dainties

[Puffin]

with asian provocateur

[struth]

Or artisan cheese

[Marco]

stinky bell-end fromage

[struth]

With crunchy bits

[Ninanina]

of nuts and

[TheFlash]

Terrific tasty treats

[walpurgis]

folded in nice-pleats

[struth]

Between stained sheets

[walpurgis]

hear the bleats

[Puffin]

let's get fleeced

[TheFlash]

yan tan tethera

[struth]

I give up

[Marco]

so shag me

[struth]

cut it off

[Marco]

and sook it

[struth]

up with hoover

[walpurgis]

put in sarnie

[struth]

and chew slowly

[Marco]

savouring the meaty

[struth]

texture and juiciness

[Marco]

associated with prime

[TheFlash]

time reality tv

[Marco]

watched by losers

[struth]

And-the queen of

[Marco]

loserville, whist knitting

[struth]

Marco a willie-warmer

[Marco]

wide enough to

[struth]

Hold lamb leg

[Marco]

or a bulbous

[struth]

Pair of onions

[Marco]

caramelise my shallots

[struth]

Frys creamed nuts

[walpurgis]

detaching in clumps

[struth]

Like boa feathers

[walpurgis]

an avian snake

[farflungstar]

Trump scam artist

[Marco]

has sweaty balls

[struth]

Wrapped in mini-rugs

[TheFlash]

in marbled halls

[farflungstar]

Unrelenting deep penetration

[Marco]

until she begs

[struth]

Great balls of

[walpurgis]

bubble and squeak

[struth]

jolly green giant

[TheFlash]

butter-dribbled asparagus

[Marco]

draped over her-nipples

[struth]

Feeding the young

[TheFlash]

quite an imagination

[walpurgis]

lack of vision

[Marco]

highly fertile, indeed

[walpurgis]

planted in pot

[Marco]

seed is strong

[walpurgis]

so's the smell

[struth]

Ripping undergarment seams

[Marco]

with ravenous passion

[walpurgis]

and dab-of ketchup

[struth]

For the bacon

[TheFlash]

one track mind

[Marco]

frequently leads to

[TheFlash]

dirty old men

[Marco]

perving over girls

[struth]

And the bacon

[walpurgis]

and the ketchup

[struth]

Protecting the sausage

[walpurgis]

missile in bunker

[struth]

Primed for action

[Marco]

lower defence shields

[walpurgis]

open the hatches

[Marco]

release those tadpoles!

[TheFlash]

Unsubscribing from thread!

[walpurgis]

will we survive

[User211]

Wagamama Prawn Itame

[Marco]

consumed prior to

[walpurgis]

painful longitudinal bifurcation

[Puffin]

protuberently probing pustulence

[User211]

Driving at 169

[Puffin]

kerb crawling to

[walpurgis]

get home pissed

[Puffin]

in the wardrobe

[walpurgis]

wife's shoes soggy

[Marco]

like her panties

[struth]

piddling on pappy

[walpurgis]

mum's the word

[struth]

for uncle Fungus

[alphaGT]

Bless his heart...


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[walpurgis]

babble and squeak

[struth]

I,m still around

[walpurgis]

good for you :)

[Puffin]

suck a big-un

[Marco]

between my legs

[struth]

Called my horse

[Marco]

Sook ma trunk

[walpurgis]

pull the pork

[Puffin]

you need oinkment

[walpurgis]

handling swollen goods

[Puffin]

crash helmet needed

[alphaGT]

Avoid Glancing Blows


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[walpurgis]

bite marks on

[struth]

big bottomed lass

[southall-1998]

Not again guys!!

S.

[walpurgis]

she pulled his

[Marco]

zip open and

[walpurgis]

fainted after seeing

[Marco]

her panties underneath

[struth]

shining like a

[Marco]

a wet pavement

[walpurgis]

large shiny moon

[struth]

big fat ass

[Marco]

full of fart-gas

[struth]

spins his NAS

[Marco]

free from SMPS

[struth]

no kinky bits

[Marco]

except rampant spanking

[walpurgis]

and knitted barbed-wire

[struth]

cross stitched gusset-wire

[Marco]

straining to contain

[walpurgis]

the crumpled bulk

[struth]

of his codpiece

[Marco]

Relieve the strain

[walpurgis]

but whiffing of

[struth]

fish juice and

[walpurgis]

strong skidmark essence

[struth]

producing stomach churning

[walpurgis]

excess gas bloat

[Marco]

fart it out

[struth]

salve and reapply

[walpurgis]

to grotty spotty

[struth]

naughty red bits

[walpurgis]

chaffed and inflamed

[struth]

too much friction

[walpurgis]

caused by stiction

[struth]

pressure of work

[walpurgis]

is a drag

[struth]

Wearing a frock

[walpurgis]

appearing in dock

[Marco]

with his cock

[struth]

Wrapped in sock

[walpurgis]

waving at jury

[struth]

hanging from feet

[walpurgis]

dragging along deck

[Marco]

discarded as useless

[struth]

Swollen and bloody

[walpurgis]

bandaged and seeping

[Marco]

a vampire's teabag?