Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Ninanina]

or the like...

[Marco]

which sell cucumbers

[Ninanina]

nice juicy ones

[Marco]

which fit nicely

[Ninanina]

into their intended

[Marco]

moist, warm receptacle

[cargar]

disposable nappy rash

[r100]

Appraisal Bends Hypos

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[cargar]

eliminates squallid typos

[struth]

bloudy welly doesny

[walpurgis]

oh yes it-do

[struth]

cardinal woolsey's knob

[Jonboy]

oh no it-don't

[struth]

in hampton court

[walpurgis]

it-do it-do it-do

[struth]

it fell down

[Marco]

accompanying her knickers

[struth]

pulling her chain

[Marco]

for little gain

[struth]

but plenty pain

[walpurgis]

leaves a stain

[Marco]

on yer brain

[walpurgis]

feel no pain

[r100]

aint got one

[struth]

Of those things

[Oddball]

it proper mings

[Puffin]

but delights pygmys

[struth]

Under the aroma

[Oddball]

of Faith Paloma

[cargar]

has got glaucoma

[Puffin]

should've gone to

[struth]

Aldi or Lidl

[cargar]

down the middle

[struth]

No super fiddle

[twickers]

during the noughties

[struth]

but always teens

[twickers]

in tight jeans

[struth]

Venus in blue...

[Jonboy]

bend her over

[struth]

sink for puke-sake

[Marco]

eat your puke

[Oddball]

mind the carrots

[struth]

Press them well

[cargar]

ring my bell

[Oddball]

said Miss Tinker

[twickers]

the heavy drinker

[Marco]

who farted a-stinker

[cargar]

bit of a-kinker

[Ninanina]

or just kinky

[Oddball]

stapling her parts

[Ninanina]

over the head

[Oddball]

venus fly trap

[Ninanina]

eats all the

[walpurgis]

rancid chicken nuggets

[Ninanina]

wrapped in roll

[walpurgis]

ed up newspaper

[Marco]

like breast enhancements

[Oddball]

nice to squidge

[cargar]

Chuck over't bridge

[Marco]

with those knickers

[struth]

over yir heid

[Marco]

skidmarks side up

[cargar]

sniff the fudge

[Marco]

that won't budge

[struth]

Aerial is needed

[cargar]

for dirty reception

[r100]

clean the floor

[cargar]

with your tongue

[twickers]

smoke the bong

[Marco]

poke Mrs Wong

[Oddball]

swerve the thong

[Ninanina]

all kinda stringy

[Marco]

and un-comfy, unlike

[walpurgis]

a smooth warm

[Marco]

adult nappy, worn

[Jonboy]

With a frilly ........

[walpurgis]

opening for a

[Marco]

peek at your

[Jonboy]

Smelly crusty hairy

[Oddball]

cornish pasty , smothered

[struth]

In grated cheese

[Oddball]

and toenail clippings

[Oddball]

Nigella prepared earlier

[Puffin]

Saatchis the dilemma

[Oddball]

she snorted whilst

[Puffin]

snurching and demolished

[twickers]

glistening and polished

[Puffin]

an enormous ego

[twickers]

left in tatters

[Marco]

after realising that

[Puffin]

meat is murder

[struth]

especially when injected

[Oddball]

by Doc Martin

[Marco]

fertilising her flower

[Oddball]

with his seed

[Puffin]

of bi-sturbile anabolics

[Oddball]

is that Bollox ??

[r100]

just some dope

[struth]

against the ropes

[Puffin]

wears the soap

[struth]

In your drawers

[Puffin]

what's your's dear

[struth]

Pink lady ducky

[Oddball]

rhymes with lucky

[walpurgis]

but more-than mucky

[Marco]

likes to fucky

[struth]

and to sucky

[Puffin]

men are grubby

[cargar]

off to pubby

[struth]

dark and grubby

[cargar]

bouncy and wubbly

[Puffin]

beer battered wife

[Ninanina]

for the crunch

[struth]

-IE chocolate bar

[Marco]

crunchy pish-flaps are

[cargar]

a sign of

[struth]

Ability to bite

[Marco]

the head off

[southall-1998]

The faint hearted

[Oddball]

kick them up

[Marco]

the arse and

[Puffin]

cough their breastbone

[struth]

Into porcelain bowl

[Marco]

to form stock

[Puffin]

for pleasure puropses

[walpurgis]

for pleasure puropses

What are puropses? :)

[struth]

Meaningful lengths of

[walpurgis]

time spent usefully

[cargar]

watching the clock

[Marco]

whilst stroking your

[cargar]

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[cargar]

Hickory dickory dock

[Puffin]

spelling mistakes suck

[mikeyb]

They shure do

[Marco]

like punctured johnnies

[cargar]

good for nothing

[Marco]

like Donald Trump

[cargar]

taking a dump

[struth]

in your sump

[r100]

drop, splash, yahoo

[cargar]

bloody great view

[struth]

atop phallic symbol

[Ninanina]

for the looking

[struth]

And the smiling

[Marco]

at her ridiculous

[cargar]

lop sided flaps

[struth]

Catch the mud

[Marco]

from her fud

[struth]

Sweet rabbits tail

[Oddball]

didnt she wail

[struth]

Falling off wall

[Oddball]

after Humpty Dumpty

[struth]

pumped against wall

[Oddball]

spraying his albumen

[struth]

Over her yolk

[Marco]

dipped and violated

[struth]

By toasty finger

[Marco]

sniff the tip

[Oddball]

savour the marmite

[r100]

add some salt

[Marco]

lick, then chew

[struth]

chew, then spit

[Puffin]

Camberwell Green's best

[struth]

and only park

[Puffin]

where figits bred

[struth]

ging frae fanta-pants

[Marco]

and flasher's jackets

[struth]

for easy access

[cargar]

to back door

[r100]

ging frae fanta-pants

:lol::lol::lol:

[Puffin]

flap frooging and

[Oddball]

generally fooking about

[Puffin]

wi ma hoosers

[Marco]

which smelled of

[Puffin]

graunch paste with

[struth]

Stale johnny paste

[Puffin]

warmed by friction

[Marco]

stalled by stiction

[Puffin]

strangled by diction

[walpurgis]

it's all fiction

[struth]

Except the paste

[Oddball]

lets make haste

[struth]

roll in it

[walpurgis]

breadcrumbs then deep-fry

[Puffin]

Help! I'm Dead!

[struth]

I'll hold-a rope

[cargar]

I'll make-a noose

[Marco]

around your bell-end

[cargar]

needs-a good tug

[struth]

damn well hung

[Marco]

plenty of girth

[struth]

Like Mammoth's trunk

[Marco]

can of Tizer

[struth]

Appetizer for big...

[Marco]

boys to tempt

[struth]

big girls for

[Marco]

some horizontal jogging

[struth]

Dirty rotten blighter

[Jonboy]

Pink or brown

[struth]

relax little brother

[Jonboy]

Thank you sister

[struth]

bless your socks

[Marco]

for they stink

[Oddball]

of overipe stilton

[Marco]

and festering gangrene

[Oddball]

served with jockstrap

[Marco]

caked with Camembert

[struth]

And drizzled pish

[Oddball]

a house special

[struth]

From minging chef

[Oddball]

Hoo Flung Dung

[Ninanina]

Hong Kong Phooey

[Oddball]

battered balls of

[Ninanina]

Sweet & Sour Chicken

[Oddball]

kicked in privates

[Ninanina]

that might hurt...

[walpurgis]

knackered knackers do

[struth]

as do privates

[Oddball]

being inspected by

[struth]

miss corporal punishment

[walpurgis]

do you now? :)

[struth]

pubic school fun

[walpurgis]

bad in showers?

[struth]

don't drop soap

[walpurgis]

Whoops. Sorry 'bout-that

[Marco]

'Ere, 'av this...

[Puffin]

ya gribblin' donkey

[Marco]

gobble ma sausage

[Puffin]

wiggly diggly doo

[Oddball]

said Julian Clary

[Marco]

sniff ma boz

[struth]

no bloody chance

[Oddball]

you could wax

[struth]

spray on, rip

[Marco]

inhale the tang

[struth]

strips the paint

[Marco]

with cheesy pungency

[struth]

reminiscent of-a viking's

[Oddball]

cod piece simmered

[Marco]

in stagnent brine

[r100]

fresh, bouncy, green

[struth]

Splat on floor

[Marco]

mop it up

[Oddball]

said Nora Batty

[r100]

while thrusting the

[struth]

her steel tights

[cargar]

hard agaainst the

[struth]

hairline of-his crotch

[Marco]

causing a protrusion

[Oddball]

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