Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

after the sex-change

[Vince]

Visit Aunty Stephen

[struth]

Queen of cards

[mad-moon]

licked some tarts

[struth]

Plated for hearts

[AJSki2fly]

Clubed to death


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[Cmarzot]

aced that 1

[Marco]

shagged her ragged

[prestonchipfryer]

minced her minge

[Marco]

vulva stretched to-buggery

[struth]

coz his todge

[Marco]

was too thick

[struth]

caused serious split

[Marco]

in her tights

[Vince]

Multi storey ladders

[Marco]

stairway to heaven

[mad-moon]

But cunts closed

[Marco]

blocked-by a tampon

[struth]

Ruined the grass

[Marco]

trim her 'lawn'

[Cmarzot]

hot house Mary

[struth]

mrs slokum's pussy

[Marco]

stank of seafood

[mad-moon]

blood red sauce

[Marco]

due to monthly

[mad-moon]

Universal credit payment

[struth]

Deposited on soul

[mad-moon]

Casillero del Diablo

[AJSki2fly]

Satan’s hiding place


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[struth]

down the lavvy

[Marco]

flushed something she-shouldn't

[Vince]

Monthly period pads

[Marco]

you guessed it!:spank:

[AJSki2fly]

No Marco's nappies:eek:

[struth]

sloppy long johns

[Marco]

No Marco's nappies:eek:

No, Del's big-ones:lol:

[mad-moon]

bog's blocked then...

[struth]

gives a-good plunging

[Marco]

bog's blocked then...

with hers, defo!:D

she'll kill me

[AJSki2fly]

Needs good suction

[Marco]

a good rodding

[Cmarzot]

Hoover convention slogan

[mad-moon]

Alcohol is forbidden

[struth]

Ferment your own

[walpurgis]

that's the spirit

[Marco]

keep stroking it

[Cmarzot]

says surprised chambermaid

[mad-moon]

as it exploded

[Marco]

in her mouth

[mad-moon]

lovely popping candy

[Marco]

full-of 'warm butter'

[mad-moon]

freshly nuked popcorn

[Vince]

Love that smell

[struth]

farting in-the morning

[Marco]

while she gobbles

[struth]

uncle gerry's berries

[Cmarzot]

looking like prunes

[mad-moon]

hanging in nets

[struth]

Wrapped round jets

[AJSki2fly]

Spaced hound pets


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[Vince]

Dogs in space!

[Marco]

Munters in Manchester

[mad-moon]

Together they're United

[Landloper]

Resisting the lockdown

[mad-moon]

the fucking wankers

[mad-moon]

Shoot them all !

[Landloper]

Police State UK!

[Landloper]

F**k the Vaxx!

[struth]

Roll-up, get-it here

[Marco]

F**k the Vaxx!

shove-it right up

[struth]

move-it all about

[mad-moon]

I'm alright Jack

[walpurgis]

she showed me

[Marco]

the doggy position

[Cmarzot]

with leather collar

[mad-moon]

steam punk Vicar

[walpurgis]

wears half-a knicker

[mad-moon]

around his neck

[AJSki2fly]

Hang mans noose


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[mad-moon]

_ _ _ / _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _

[struth]

Stretch pants stretch

[mad-moon]

Goose getting fatter

[struth]

Scoop the bird

[AJSki2fly]

Stuff till fat


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[struth]

Fill Jill's big

[AJSki2fly]

Jack gets angry


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[Marco]

for cumming early

[Cmarzot]

at forbearance convention

[mad-moon]

Don't fucking touch

[Marco]

my panties *there*

[Cmarzot]

say please, first

[walpurgis]

I'll tell Nurse

[Marco]

you're a perv

[struth]

so is she

[Marco]

no, she's-just shy

[struth]

fiddles with your-fly

[Marco]

sensing a bulge

[struth]

copped broken jaw

[Marco]

Who, you or-her?

[struth]

she who explored

[Marco]

without given permission

[struth]

copped her whack

[Marco]

She doesn't like

[Cmarzot]

beaten so politely

[Marco]

bruise her badly

[Cmarzot]

below panty line

[mad-moon]

punched in blurt

[Vince]

Two sore plums

[mad-moon]

couple of achers

[Vince]

Bruised, battered plums

[AJSki2fly]

time for jam

[struth]

on the creamy

[AJSki2fly]

Devon cream tea

[struth]

over crouch end

[mad-moon]

The robotic chap

[Marco]

with-a sizeable protuberance

[struth]

Bullock in China-shop

[AJSki2fly]

It’s super maarkeeeet!


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[struth]

One way street

[AJSki2fly]

No U turn


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[mad-moon]

Churchill would disagree

[AJSki2fly]

Just keep calm!

[mad-moon]

and carry on

[struth]

Riding that camel

[Marco]

red-raw, then-a bull

[struth]

soiled nappy sacks

[mad-moon]

full of shit

[struth]

empty the cammode

[mad-moon]

Into his hat

[walpurgis]

She's from Milton-Keynes

[Cmarzot]

building new Trump-Tower

[mad-moon]

Out of Lego

[Marco]

sticky-backed plastic, and

[mad-moon]

the wig sticks

[Marco]

mouldy toenail-clippings, and

[struth]

salt n sauce

[Marco]

plus fadge-juice, with

[mad-moon]

soft chocolate log

[struth]

equals smelly knickers

[Marco]

once white-cotton, now

[walpurgis]

in Vicar's 'sniffing-collection'

[struth]

Blessed are her

[AJSki2fly]

little cotton socks

[Marco]

and big cotton-knickers:D

[Cmarzot]

hidden under pew

[Vince]

With choir boy

[AJSki2fly]

hiding from priest

[mad-moon]

He's a Judas

[struth]

bacio della morte

[Marco]

scoreggia della madre

[struth]

some short buckwheats

[AJSki2fly]

Sorrel or knotweed?


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[mad-moon]

It's not weed

[walpurgis]

Bill and Ben

[AJSki2fly]

It’s a beanstalk

[struth]

Pick the beans

[Marco]

flick the beans:eyebrows:

[Vince]

Game of tiddlywinks

[prestonchipfryer]

then Claudette farted

[Marco]

blowing-out her suppository

[struth]

nuns with-the runs

[walpurgis]

urgently required butt-plug

[Marco]

to repair her-tights

[struth]

plight in-the night

[mad-moon]

shit shat shite

[walpurgis]

spread it around

[mad-moon]

Share the joy

[Marco]

of the jobby

[walpurgis]

an unusual hobby

[mad-moon]

In the lobby

[Marco]

sookin' a boabby

[mad-moon]

With falsies out

[struth]

Gum Arabic method

[walpurgis]

causing sticky moments

[Marco]

with man glue

[Vince]

Good hair styler

[prestonchipfryer]

for hairy bollocks

[AJSki2fly]

botty wig coverup

[Marco]

shniff ma sphincter

[mad-moon]

pease pudding hot

[prestonchipfryer]

green, slimy snot

[AJSki2fly]

Ghostly sticky ectoplasm

[Marco]

like-her fishy discharge

[struth]

his plumbo jumbo

[mad-moon]

bag of twigs

[AJSki2fly]

Shake a stick


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[Marco]

at your prick

[mad-moon]

said the witch-doctor

[Vince]

Said what doctor?

[mad-moon]

The medicine man

[struth]

Witch of eastwick

[mad-moon]

spewing cherry pips

[struth]

Rapid fire lips

[Vince]

Stuck behind dentures

[AJSki2fly]

Pucker up sweetie

[prestonchipfryer]

taste the cream

[AJSki2fly]

licking walnut whip

[mad-moon]

don't forget nuts

[struth]

doughy and gooey

[Marco]

was her toe-jam

[mad-moon]

and peanut butter

[struth]

spread on jammy

[AJSki2fly]

Yankie-doodle jam sarnie

[mad-moon]

Peanut-butter 'n' Jelly

[AJSki2fly]

Marmite n'cheese toastie

[Marco]

resembles sucking her-toes

[AJSki2fly]

Marmite n'cheese toastie

Big soggy digits

[Marco]

encased in nylon

[mad-moon]

Danger.. Electric shock

[AJSki2fly]

Electrical safety discharge


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[mad-moon]

The Children Play

[Filterlab]

On the swings

[AJSki2fly]

See-Saw Marjorie Door

[struth]

take no prisoners

[mad-moon]

shoot the non-conformists

[walpurgis]

full of vaccine

[mad-moon]

hahahahahaha very good

[AJSki2fly]

if for you

[struth]

run for-the hills

[mad-moon]

if for you

It's for everyone

[Filterlab]

And me too

[mad-moon]

Can't escape it

[walpurgis]

said the taxman

[mad-moon]

Via the sheriff

[Vince]

I shot Deputy

[mad-moon]

stole the gold

[AJSki2fly]

High plains drifter


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[struth]

Hung them high

[Filterlab]

Drawn, quartered, disembowled

[struth]

Spread on bread

[mad-moon]

Wallace and Gromit's

[struth]

Pile of vomit

[mad-moon]

too much cheese

[struth]

Gorged on it

[AJSki2fly]

big fat mouse

[prestonchipfryer]

chased by Tom

[Marco]

pampered by Pippa

[prestonchipfryer]

creamed by Claudette

[Marco]

squirted by Suzie

[struth]

laid by hattie

[Vince]

Bonked by Boris

[mad-moon]

with a mallet

[Filterlab]

On the bonce

[mad-moon]

in the wallet

[struth]

dropped 10 pounds

[AJSki2fly]

Buy new trousers


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[mad-moon]

Extra belt holes

[Marco]

for her sussies

[Filterlab]

and her potatoes

[mad-moon]

with beef curtains