Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Vince]

Stop eating beans

[AJSki2fly]

Beans means farts


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[mad-moon]

five a day

[AJSki2fly]

Veg fruit fungi


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[struth]

beanz meanz pumpz

[Marco]

shniff my shtench

[Vince]

Brown underpants time

[AJSki2fly]

Mine are purple

[struth]

purple's a fruit

[AJSki2fly]

Squeeze for juice


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[Vince]

Dash of lemon

[AJSki2fly]

Purple Lemons, never!!!!

[Marco]

gammon flaps, always!

[mad-moon]

fried, boiled and roasted

[struth]

Salted and scoffed

[Vince]

With egg, pineapple

[Marco]

fertilise her eggs

[AJSki2fly]

Salmon river spawn

[mad-moon]

orange fish eggs

[walpurgis]

not remotely sane

[Mikeandvan]

pink deaths after

[mad-moon]

ten to three

[Vince]

Catching up timeline

[AJSki2fly]

Six thirty four


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[Vince]

Always running late

[Marco]

she cums last

[mad-moon]

but arrives first

[Marco]

always eager to

[mad-moon]

work from home

[AJSki2fly]

Put feet up


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[struth]

put arse down

[AJSki2fly]

Leave it alone


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[Vince]

Against the rules

[Marco]

her 'private cupboard'

[mad-moon]

Is carpeted out

[Marco]

with girly things

[mad-moon]

Hairy arsed blokes

[struth]

Shave their cheeks

[Marco]

rinse their breeks

[AJSki2fly]

time for Immac

[Marco]

she's already shaven

[AJSki2fly]

Remove the stuble


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[Marco]

before tonguing her

[Vince]

In the ear

[Marco]

savouring the wax

[struth]

from pregnant ewe

[Marco]

podger a heifer

[struth]

give it one

[Marco]

slip it in

[walpurgis]

beastly bad habits

[struth]

Ramming his horn

[mad-moon]

In the corn

[struth]

Before it's shorn

[AJSki2fly]

Shaun the sheep


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[Marco]

was a creep

[walpurgis]

and perv too

[Marco]

scaring the girls

[walpurgis]

with his enormous

[Marco]

collection of porn

[AJSki2fly]

I blame Grommet

[Marco]

for exposing his

[struth]

hairy wurzel grommets

[AJSki2fly]

Go get Wallace

[walpurgis]

not Greg hopefully

[AJSki2fly]

Grab your veggies


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[Vince]

Gone to Greggs

[Marco]

and your plums

[mad-moon]

squeeze them gently

[Marco]

drain the juice

[mad-moon]

over her tits

[struth]

Roll your sausage

[Roy S]

in icing sugar

[mad-moon]

A Corn Dog

[Vince]

With, ketchup, mustard

[struth]

just dont swallow

[Marco]

her squirted juice

[AJSki2fly]

Is very messy

[Marco]

her monthly flow

[Vince]

Only women bleed!

[Vince]

Making men suffer

[struth]

scuffing his protruberances

[Marco]

no nookie allowed

[walpurgis]

without Matron supervising

[Marco]

Girls-only action, so

[mad-moon]

Muffing the muffs

[struth]

Buffing her bits

[Marco]

mutual bean flicking

[struth]

Grinding her bits

[walpurgis]

waving her tits

[mad-moon]

while blow drying

[Marco]

her girlfriend's pubes

[mad-moon]

With bated breath

[Marco]

bi-girls are best;)

[mad-moon]

twice the fun

[AJSki2fly]

In the dark


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[mad-moon]

playing who's who

[Marco]

mutual rug-munching and

[Vince]

Hide and seek

[AJSki2fly]

Jekyl and Hide

[struth]

That's yir Donald

[mad-moon]

two duck eggs

[struth]

Caused a splat

[mad-moon]

In the pan

[AJSki2fly]

Toss the omelette


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[mad-moon]

like a pancake

[struth]

You are yoking

[Marco]

mix with diarrhoea

[walpurgis]

and apply generously

[struth]

scrambled and seasoned

[Marco]

then duly fertilised

[mad-moon]

and shit away...

[prestonchipfryer]

on your holiday

[Marco]

wear a nappy

[Vince]

Clench your cheeks

[AJSki2fly]

and pout out

[Marco]

nip it, so

[AJSki2fly]

Snip it off

[Marco]

eliminating future leakage

[mad-moon]

no uncertain circumstances

[Marco]

dribble away, regardless

[struth]

slip on remains

[Marco]

stagnant brown effluent

[Vince]

Outa' politicians gobs

[AJSki2fly]

mega verbal diarrhea

[struth]

mad hairy cows

[AJSki2fly]

running from bulls

[Marco]

with huge cocks

[struth]

needing milked by

[Marco]

Brenda the-Ball Drainer

[struth]

brenda the rogerer

[AJSki2fly]

Roger the bendoverer

[struth]

Was a lodger

[walpurgis]

with scabby todger

[struth]

solder her holder

[walpurgis]

Grandpa did Matron

[mad-moon]

In disabled toilets

[struth]

With his plunger

[Vince]

And 3 Viagra

[mad-moon]

Now he's stiff

[AJSki2fly]

Like a board


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[Marco]

she swallows-it whole

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst fingering her

[walpurgis]

Mack-10 trigger nervously

[struth]

but with intent

[Vince]

Going all in

[Marco]

tip tickling tonsils

[mad-moon]

Linda loves it

[struth]

all the time

[prestonchipfryer]

in every orifice

[struth]

just not hers

[Marco]

preferring her toys

[mad-moon]

Barbie and Ken

[prestonchipfryer]

shag Bill/Ben

[AJSki2fly]

shag Bill and Ben

3 words only[emoji846]


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[Marco]

Hands-off my panties!

[prestonchipfryer]

they smell offish

[struth]

Not my panties

[Vince]

Your hairy armpits

[Marco]

organically aromatic, yet

[struth]

frightningly bear like

[walpurgis]

even in slippers

[AJSki2fly]

BIG hairy slippers:eek:

[struth]

big hairy splitters

[mad-moon]

foisty and smelly

[Scorps]

the great unwashed

[mad-moon]

Dirty fanny Annie

[Marco]

stunk like her-granny

[struth]

looked like nanny

[AJSki2fly]

mcphee in drag


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[struth]

marco's gym slips

[AJSki2fly]

It was him?:eek:

[Marco]

I stole them

[struth]

from washing basket

[Marco]

after noticing the

[Scorps]

nice crotch stains

[Marco]

still quite damp

[struth]

Musky yet sour

[mad-moon]

House has subsidence

[prestonchipfryer]

knickers having fallen

[walpurgis]

over Vicar's face

[mad-moon]

Protection from Covid

[Marco]

through white cotton

[AJSki2fly]

passed-out from stench

[Marco]

acrid, malodorous pong

[struth]

cuts like glass

[Marco]

caused-by mouldy pantyliner

[mad-moon]

stuck in arse

[struth]

And going dry

[walpurgis]

beached in desert

[struth]

A rusting hulk

[mad-moon]

The Titanic Verses

[struth]

The watery grave

[mad-moon]

Davey Jones' Locker

[struth]

The submersible galleon

[AJSki2fly]

Crusty old pirates


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[struth]

Thar she blows

[Marco]

bloomers burst, causing

[Vince]

Deep sea phishing

[struth]

Deep pile moistening

[Marco]

beef-curtain deep cleansing

[struth]

Bidet job required

[Marco]

rise those flaps

[struth]

and shake em

[AJSki2fly]

Shower is needed


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[Marco]

flush those crabs!

[struth]

Lobsters will catchem

[AJSki2fly]

Make crustacean stew


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[mad-moon]

That's pie Ella

[struth]

The Spanish crawl

[Vince]

The English brawl

[Marco]

her floral dresses

[struth]

Tattered and torn

[mad-moon]

Knickers well worn

[AJSki2fly]

Peeka boo gusset

[mad-moon]

There it is!

[Marco]

that telltale bulge

[mad-moon]

imminent blow out

[struth]

he gets excited

[mad-moon]

Full English Breakfast

[Marco]

thick pork sausages

[struth]

swinging in wind

[Marco]

meeting her bare-bum

[Vince]

Showing full moon

[struth]

gets herself nicked

[Marco]

by pervy policemen

[struth]

who slipped her

[Marco]

a fat length

[struth]

of German sausage

[Marco]

she screamed, and

[struth]

put her bib

[Marco]

around his protuberance

[struth]

then slashed about

[Marco]

his cheesy balls

[struth]

with razor-sharp twiglets

[Marco]

rearranging her pigtails

[struth]

Giving her-the trots

[Marco]

soiling her clean

[AJSki2fly]

Freshly changed sheets

[mad-moon]

of green pasta

[struth]

With white sauce

[mad-moon]

and cream pie

[struth]

Sweet juicy pi

[mad-moon]

Apple and raspberry

[Marco]

scented her 'flower'

[Vince]

Sprayed with Zoflora

[Marco]

to neutralise bacteria

[struth]

Nowt kills pish

[AJSki2fly]

Stinky ammonia water


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[struth]

A nostril slasher

[Vince]

Makes toes curl