Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

uncovered by bra

[The Black Adder]

dipped in Tar

[struth]

producing massive lift

[The Black Adder]

behind the bar

[struth]

Supporting the huge

[Oddball]

jugs of delicious

[Marco]

ice cold scrumpy

[struth]

in her bra

[Andrei]

called "The Twins"

[Pieoftheday]

Bum tits fanny

[struth]

when over ripe

[Marco]

smells like kippers

[Roy S]

Poked by skippers

[walpurgis]

They're undoing zippers

[Oddball]

like good rippers

[struth]

using box cutters

[cloth-ears]

Ten years on

[struth]

tear here strips

[Marco]

holding up her

[Oddball]

black suspender lace

[struth]

tubular ball-race holders

[The Black Adder]

in small cups

[struth]

lifting and separating

[The Black Adder]

until The Sweeney

[struth]

Says, Shut It!

[Marco]

Shona exposed her

[struth]

Cherry pink taco

[Marco]

through white cotton

[struth]

causing shadow walkers

[Oddball]

to spit their

[Marco]

venom at passing

[Oddball]

little old ladies

[struth]

pink bloomer elastic

[Marco]

straining to contain

[struth]

unwanted soft contents

[Marco]

seeping out sides

[struth]

Scaring the buffalo

[Marco]

with her face

[struth]

huge big lips

[Marco]

infected with gangrene

[struth]

and pox sores

[Marco]

ready to explode

[Oddball]

over the monkeys

[struth]

swinging dangly bits

[Oddball]

soaked in PG

[walpurgis]

Tips with biscuit

[struth]

a chick magnet

[Oddball]

full of iron

[struth]

filing her nails

[walpurgis]

with a huge

[Oddball]

serrated metal dildo

[Oddball]

shaped ice lolly

[Marco]

inserted sideways up

[walpurgis]

as far as

[struth]

the pointy end

[walpurgis]

can be shoved

[struth]

then turn 90o

[Marco]

and push hard

[Oddball]

till the syrup

[struth]

has been absorbed

[Marco]

by the jammy

[struth]

like a cork

[Marco]

maximum absorbency for

[struth]

sticky wet discharge

[The Black Adder]

from the sump

[struth]

causing slippery conditions

[Oddball]

up Mrs doubtfire's

[rdpx]

Filthy back alleyway

[struth]

ergo her woofer:eek:

[Oddball]

whilst Dame Edna

[walpurgis]

strapped on huge

[Oddball]

saddlebags full of

[struth]

filthy sticky sweetmeat

[Oddball]

and KY jelly

[Marco]

ready for Brenda

[struth]

in her mudbath

[walpurgis]

well trodden path

[struth]

tiptoe-ing through her..........

[Marco]

tights, which were

[Oddball]

shiny and smelt

[struth]

awfully haddock like

[Marco]

near the crotch

[struth]

is a purse

[Marco]

containing some spare

[struth]

medicines to treat

[Oddball]

the galloping clap

[struth]

And the trots

[Oddball]

and pubic dandruff

[Marco]

hanging like stalactites

[struth]

Caused by dribbling

[Oddball]

old soothsayer whilst

[Marco]

devouring regurgitated vomit

[struth]

like a pig

[Oddball]

farting great gusts

[struth]

of porcupine putridness

[Marco]

like fermented smegma

[Oddball]

a quality vintage

[struth]

enchanted little cove

[Oddball]

said Cinderella polishing

[Marco]

Dumbo's huge trunk

[Oddball]

and giant nutsack

[struth]

Squished under foot

[Ninanina]

Of Virgin snow

[Andrei]

White and the

[Marco]

same as her

[Andrei]

same as herseven dwarfs, DOH!

[struth]

Hungup to dry

[Marco]

like pishy knickers

[struth]

beside the kippers

[AlanB]

Sit back, enjoy.

[Marco]

Grimsby harbour, pervading

[struth]

like smelly swede

[Marco]

inhaled by passing

[Oddball]

plastic mac wearers

[struth]

producing pork crackling

[Marco]

inside their underpants

[struth]

stained and unwashed

[Marco]

for decades, creating

[struth]

a unique aroma

[Marco]

only penguins enjoy

[struth]

and great apes

[Oddball]

and drunk pterodactyls

[struth]

with winglike flaps

[Marco]

matted with minge-oil

[Ninanina]

All a go

[struth]

at hippo disco

[The Black Adder]

are you dancing?

[Ninanina]

a lumbering dance

[The Black Adder]

are you asking?

[struth]

just hot feet

[Oddball]

and sweaty chaps

[struth]

twitching with expectation

[Oddball]

its the titilation

[struth]

gotta have titties

[walpurgis]

and interesting bitties

[struth]

holding my interest

[Ninanina]

lots of lickies

[Oddball]

like chapel hatpegs

[struth]

hang your hat

[Ninanina]

on your thingy

[struth]

trying to hide


(hi Bev. where you been hiding):)

[Ninanina]

from your shadow

(:wave: hi Grant I'm away at mo)

[struth]

and his embarrassment :D

[Oddball]

about his enormous

[struth]

juicy big steak

[Oddball]

ribeye winking away

[struth]

Juicy and rare

[Ninanina]

and almost mooing...

[struth]

pink and tender

[Oddball]

night to remember

[Marco]

she forgot condoms

[Oddball]

and bondage gear

[walpurgis]

with bandaged rear

[struth]

caused by implanted

[walpurgis]

bubbles of huge

[Marco]

concentrated wank oil

[struth]

expanding and setting

[walpurgis]

into hard nodules

[struth]

Like rubber balls

[Oddball]

bouncing back to

[Marco]

Randy Rhonda, who

[struth]

who's gentle valley

[Marco]

accent titillated the

[struth]

men of muscle

[Marco]

into exposing their

[struth]

big hairy chests

[Marco]

making Bev faint

[struth]

after grabbing his

[Marco]

chunky middle leg

[struth]

breaking her Jaw:eek:

[Marco]

like an elephant's-trunk

[struth]

Saluting the flag

[walpurgis]

tattered and spattered

[struth]

with Scottish butter

[Marco]

and 'duck butter'

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=duck+butter

[Ninanina]

and 'duck butter'


that sounds yucky !

[The Black Adder]

yucky is lucky

[Ninanina]

and so mucky

[struth]

sure is ducky

[The Black Adder]

and some nooky

[Ninanina]

is nice too

[The Black Adder]

with a Wooky?

[Ninanina]

don't fancy that....!!

[struth]

hot dog supper

[Ninanina]

nice and sausagey.....

[struth]

loves chilli sauce

[Ninanina]

nice and hot

[The Black Adder]

dangling until firm

[struth]

from deep frying:stalks:

[Ninanina]

your hard thingy

[struth]

cried like-a baby

[Ninanina]

poor little thing...

[struth]

licking his wounds

[Oddball]

smearing the vaseline

[struth]

and ice cream

[Ninanina]

all over him

[struth]

Hoping for tongue

[Ninanina]

to lick off

[Marco]

the creamy slather

[Ninanina]

swallow it down

[struth]

Great frothy head

[Ninanina]

something like that

[struth]

In the fridge

[Ninanina]

ice cold there

[struth]

in Alex's place?

[Ninanina]

no in here

[struth]

cold here too

[Ninanina]

warm me up

[struth]

with a smile

[Marco]

22ºC in Wrexham! ;)

[Ninanina]

and some cuddles

[struth]

sends the mercury



(12 oC here ..burr)

[Ninanina]

nice and high

[Marco]

:grouphug: but no groping! :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

groping is good.....!

[struth]

more than-a handful

[Marco]

girth or length?

[struth]

cup size mostly:eyebrows:

[Marco]

fill yer boxers

[Ninanina]

what D cups

[struth]

and me bra

[Ninanina]

does it suit ?

[struth]

pinstripe hilift comfort

[Ninanina]

lift and separate

[struth]

dont wear downtown;)

[Ninanina]

wear it up-top...

[Marco]

strapped into some

[Ninanina]

nice fleshy bits..

[struth]

tightly packed in

[Marco]

white and lacy, stretchy

[struth]

sun tanned roundals

[Ninanina]

nice and brown..

[struth]

all full grown

[Ninanina]

and very pouty

[struth]

kisses with passion

[Ninanina]

that sounds exciting

[struth]

ardorous ruby-red nails

[Ninanina]

and painted toes

[struth]

bare footed massage

[Ninanina]

can arouse some

[struth]

oiled fingers too

[Ninanina]

hit the spot..

[struth]

produces high spirits

[Ninanina]

and much excitement

[struth]

around the lowlands

[Ninanina]

oh yes indeedy

[struth]

roamin' in- the glomin' :eek:

[Ninanina]

a nice fumble

[struth]

Rumble in-the jungle (aka bare assed boxing):lol:

[Ninanina]

all sounds good