Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

huge yorkie warrior

[Marco]

causing her embarrassment

[struth]

as flag went

[mad-moon]

chasing the dragon

[struth]

with a pin

[mad-moon]

poking the foil

[struth]

bursting its boil

[Marco]

spurting puss everywhere

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette's fanny exploded

[walpurgis]

before assembled dignitaries

[struth]

seeing his tackle

[walpurgis]

waving impressive rod

[struth]

scaring the girls

[walpurgis]

but delighting matron

[prestonchipfryer]

with quivering orgasm

[walpurgis]

before enthralled audience

[prestonchipfryer]

gleefully joined in

[walpurgis]

for a gang-bang

[Marco]

watch-out for 'sloppy-seconds'

[Beechwoods]

with rich golden

[rog_test]

retrievers, gnawing on

[struth]

His man bone

[rog_test]

her Boy Friday

[walpurgis]

artful elastoplast application

[Pigmy Pony]

Penguin in Bondage

[mad-moon]

Kitkat in latex

[walpurgis]

egg and chips

[Marco]

dip her 'yolk'

[struth]

Mellow yellow staining

[walpurgis]

oozing from coffin

[Marco]

time for necrophilia

[walpurgis]

dying for it

[mad-moon]

She's still warm

[struth]

Down at still

[prestonchipfryer]

feeling very ill

[walpurgis]

at death's door

[prestonchipfryer]

shagging a whore

[walpurgis]

covered in sores

[Marco]

leaking puss everywhere

[mad-moon]

She's a Gonorrhea

[struth]

clear blue ocean

[walpurgis]

a magic potion

[mad-moon]

Hot Spanish Fly

[struth]

Has the runs

[walpurgis]

nursed by nuns

[mad-moon]

on the run

[struth]

Showing her buns

[mad-moon]

nice hair do

[struth]

Blow about her

[Marco]

bush, spreading dandruff

[prestonchipfryer]

marinated in smeg

[Marco]

pan-fried in-butter, then

[struth]

washed down with

[prestonchipfryer]

festering pustular discharge

[walpurgis]

needs a bandage

[struth]

taken from wounded

[mad-moon]

Girly boy's heart

[struth]

queen of hearts

[mad-moon]

with pebble dash

[walpurgis]

and decent chips

[mad-moon]

off old block

[struth]

Granite on-the bottom

[walpurgis]

moss on top

[mad-moon]

Toupe monsieur pussycat

[walpurgis]

pull the-rug out

[struth]

not my rug

[walpurgis]

toupe or-not toupe

[struth]

whet my knickers

[Marco]

soak them thoroughly

[mad-moon]

wet tee shirts

[Marco]

Oooh - pointy nips!

[Pigmy Pony]

with chewy tips

[struth]

Rubber up-the nose

[Marco]

rip her pantyhose

[walpurgis]

into a wedgie

[mad-moon]

up her crack

[struth]

Way too dry

[mad-moon]

curly ginger pie

[struth]

sporting bow tie

[mad-moon]

tuxedo clad guy

[walpurgis]

looks a dummy

[mad-moon]

Dixon's Saveloy dip

[RichB]

Dixon's Saveloy dip

You dirty bugger

[mad-moon]

killed my brother

[struth]

With full potty

[Marco]

of steaming-hot pish

[struth]

steaming with menace

[Marco]

and nicely acrid

[struth]

sat on radiator

[Marco]

to cure piles

[struth]

of bloody stools

[Marco]

taking stool-softening pills

[struth]

piles of them

[Marco]

to no avail

[mad-moon]

hard as anvil

[walpurgis]

soft as shit

[struth]

sticky-as a-sticky thing

[walpurgis]

like treacle toffee

[struth]

and caramel bums

[Marco]

press one out

[struth]

And bake for

[walpurgis]

Just over two-years

[Marco]

inhale the aroma

[mad-moon]

Waft the quilt

[Marco]

to disperse fart-gas

[walpurgis]

wife now unconscious

[Marco]

let's take advantage

[mad-moon]

Go to pub

[struth]

Joining up your

[mad-moon]

dot to dot

[struth]

like getting herpes

[mad-moon]

forming scabby lips

[walpurgis]

a different angle

[struth]

pimples of death

[mad-moon]

The Black Spot

[walpurgis]

said Ben Gunn

[struth]

To captain Birdseye

[mad-moon]

arghhh fishermans fingers

[struth]

knobbly odorous digits

[mad-moon]

Athletes foot powder

[walpurgis]

plus other condiments

[mad-moon]

salt and pepper

[struth]

Underarm moustache comb

[walpurgis]

chase those fleas

[mad-moon]

Pie and peas

[struth]

On high seas

[walpurgis]

hoist jolly roger

[struth]

By the neck

[walpurgis]

at the gibbet

[struth]

Minus his giblets

[walpurgis]

quartered in barracks

[struth]

In-the army now

[mad-moon]

half way house

[walpurgis]

dole and booze

[mad-moon]

drugs and rocknroll

[struth]

Chucking his berries

[walpurgis]

reelin' and rockin'

[mad-moon]

hoppin' and boppin'

[struth]

Duckin' and-a divin'

[Marco]

muff-divin' away today

[struth]

diggin' for tatties

[mad-moon]

Reamin' for rhubarb

[struth]

dipping his celery

[Marco]

into her melon

[struth]

sprinkled in cream

[Marco]

gone slightly cheesy

[struth]

due-to overripe pork

[walpurgis]

sausage syndrome attacking

[Marco]

peel-back the skin

[struth]

confess your sin

[mad-moon]

slide it in

[struth]

Queen of parts

[mad-moon]

bent as bacon-hook

[struth]

up-a moose's ass

[walpurgis]

covered in mustard

[struth]

just like beaver

[mad-moon]

wet pussy cat

[struth]

With milky smile

[walpurgis]

"Oh Bollocks" said

[mad-moon]

Milky Bar Kid

[struth]

Why you little

[mad-moon]

Four eyed git

[struth]

with baldy bum

[walpurgis]

and dragging knuckles

[prestonchipfryer]

scraping Claudette's clingers

[struth]

off of Claude

[mad-moon]

winnits and all

[struth]

Emptying his chanty

[mad-moon]

doon the cludgie

[struth]

along with-the budgie

[Marco]

and its pecker

[mad-moon]

yeah, both peckers

[walpurgis]

put on shelf

[struth]

past sell by

[mad-moon]

not use by

[struth]

if really desperate

[walpurgis]

call auntie Doris

[Puffin]

legendary Doris impersonator

[struth]

Of-the doris school

[Puffin]

where doppelgangers study

[Marco]

to be ventriloquists

[walpurgis]

who hear voices

[Marco]

in their heads

[struth]

Where their brains

[walpurgis]

rattle like peas

[Marco]

among broken bottles

[prestonchipfryer]

and hip-flask aficiondos

[struth]

Salute the flag

[prestonchipfryer]

have a shag

[struth]

Bag the fag

[walpurgis]

make yer gag

[mad-moon]

deep throat Dora

[struth]

eating too much

[mad-moon]

thick Cumberland sausage

[walpurgis]

four feet long

[Marco]

in flaccid state

[prestonchipfryer]

needs to masturbate

[mad-moon]

five knuckle shuffle

[struth]

punch in face

[mad-moon]

Whiskey down neck

[walpurgis]

having stiches removed

[struth]

his staple diet

[mad-moon]

from nut sack

[walpurgis]

whilst biting her

[struth]

Delicate round casings

[mad-moon]

with cherry toppings

[walpurgis]

her sexual fantasies

[Puffin]

brought down governments

[walpurgis]

and vicar's trousers

[mad-moon]

and her knickers

[struth]

And her stays

[prestonchipfryer]

causing massive erection

[walpurgis]

built outside House-of-Commons

[mad-moon]

In honour of

[struth]

Hard won victory

[Puffin]

V's cause hallucinations

[mad-moon]

as does cocaine

[walpurgis]

no it doesn't

[Puffin]

butter any parsnips

[Ninanina]

if you're hardened

[Puffin]

by raw beetroot

[Ninanina]

love some beet

[walpurgis]

cucumber side dish

[Ninanina]

goes without saying...

[mad-moon]

no it doesn't

yes it does

[Ninanina]

it's behind you

[mad-moon]

Oooohhhh-no it isn't

[Puffin]

where's the isn't?

[prestonchipfryer]

down the pub

[mad-moon]

we're all going

[struth]

To regret this

[Puffin]

don't dis-me man

[Marco]

or I'll shag-ya!

[struth]

in your jammies

[Marco]

tied-up, whilst bending

[walpurgis]

iron bars around

[struth]

watch those hooves

[Marco]

on your Hovis

[walpurgis]

he's brown bread

[struth]

taking a rise

[Marco]

in his pants

[struth]

dwelt the thing

[Marco]

a sinewy monster

[struth]

with a bloodlust

[Marco]

and swollen head

[mad-moon]

The Elephant man

[Marco]

primed to impregnate

[prsjnb]

his saucy sow

[mad-moon]

with Jumbo fat

[prestonchipfryer]

chipolata flavoured johnny