Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

and get fatter

[Marco]

but happier, and

[walpurgis]

needing a shag

[Cmarzot]

and a shave

[struth]

best quality backy

[Vince]

Try some Shag

[AJSki2fly]

Mr Bombastic, fantastic


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[struth]

elastic underwear expandex

[Swann36]

dripping wet outside

[mad-moon]

cock's fell out

[struth]

A seedless grape

[mad-moon]

On baron land

[AJSki2fly]

Manure it well


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[Swann36]

slowly rising up

[AJSki2fly]

building up pressure

[Cmarzot]

at pornstar audition

[struth]

a meaty alliance

[Marco]

her beef curtains

[AJSki2fly]

pull them shut

[struth]

stitch em up

[mad-moon]

Leaving centimetre hole

[struth]

room for little

[Cmarzot]

doubt about manhood

[struth]

dar be whales

[Marco]

in dem pants

[struth]

it be glossy

[Vince]

She's always bossy

[Cmarzot]

when on top

[Marco]

demanding an orgasm

[mad-moon]

Super stretchy pussy

[Cmarzot]

may take a'while

[Marco]

for vibrator to

[Cmarzot]

quiet her down

[Marco]

with a slap

[struth]

In da boz

[mad-moon]

On her clitty

[struth]

Such a pity

[AJSki2fly]

Get a grip

[struth]

take a sip

[AJSki2fly]

with protruding pinky


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[Marco]

and matching middle-leg

[Cmarzot]

helmeted warrior o'love

[AJSki2fly]

gums around plums

[Vince]

Real deep throat

[struth]

talking out-of arse

[walpurgis]

peculiar lip reading

[Marco]

obscured by flies

[Cmarzot]

something died inside

[mad-moon]

Mine's got buttons

[Marco]

but rarely used

[struth]

Buttonhole too big

[mad-moon]

Never wear them

[Marco]

wife's cotton panties

[Cmarzot]

stuffed in briefcase

[mad-moon]

of best mate

[struth]

Wearing leather belt

[mad-moon]

in leather trousers

[Marco]

handy for spanking

[struth]

Padded bottom

[Marco]

from her-nappy

[struth]

Activated gelpack

[Marco]

for maximum absorbency

[struth]

Crystal clear stainfree

[Marco]

pants, but unfortunately

[mad-moon]

has weak bladder

[Marco]

prone to squirting

[mad-moon]

and to blurting

[struth]

Cry to mama

[Vince]

Tail between legs

[struth]

That's no tail

[mad-moon]

Jake the Peg

[struth]

With extra leg

[Cmarzot]

indulging pirate fetish

[Marco]

plus foot fetish

[struth]

shiver my timber

[mad-moon]

Aye says Heather

[AJSki2fly]

Captain Birds Eye

[struth]

Breaded his finger

[Cmarzot]

inserted into fatty

[AJSki2fly]

postules in body

[prestonchipfryer]

with consummate ease

[struth]

Catches a dose

[AJSki2fly]

of something nasty


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[Marco]

the stench from

[Swann36]

but easily curable

[Marco]

by-washing her feet

[Cmarzot]

in pirate cum

[Marco]

sticky but suckable

[mad-moon]

A salty lolly

[struth]

Sweet fish stick

[mad-moon]

Asda's crab sticks

[AJSki2fly]

Floppy pink fingers


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[Cmarzot]

flashing obscene gang-sign

[struth]

vee for victory

[Marco]

after her 'wax'

[mad-moon]

strips her fanny

[Vince]

Shaven haven delights

[Marco]

'Brazilian' or 'Hollywood'?;)

[struth]

ScareCrow dress sense

[walpurgis]

That 'Oxfam look'

[Marco]

with associated pong

[struth]

golden oldie pee

[Marco]

old-man's pissy keks

[Cmarzot]

please hydrate lady

[mad-moon]

It's dry hate

[struth]

Gentlemen of night

[Roy S]

Ladies that munch

[struth]

On fresh brunch

[mad-moon]

munch with crunch

[Marco]

her throbbing bean

[AJSki2fly]

better warn Jack

[struth]

Who has-a stalk

[mad-moon]

Been flicking beans

[Marco]

at-night in bed

[mad-moon]

polishing his torpedo

[Vince]

Loading into tube

[mad-moon]

Open outer doors

[Marco]

grease the flange

[prestonchipfryer]

launch the probe

[mad-moon]

anything can happen

[Marco]

when girls get

[walpurgis]

propositioned by me

[Marco]

then 'drilled' mercilessly

[mad-moon]

with a pistol

[Marco]

fully-loaded with hot

[mad-moon]

four star leaded

[walpurgis]

and horseradish sauce

[Marco]

prefer 'fish sauce'

[Cmarzot]

and fishnet thong

[mad-moon]

for catching crabs

[Vince]

Much prefer lobster

[mad-moon]

Chips and ketchup

[Marco]

before rampant copulation

[Cmarzot]

after projectile vomiting

[walpurgis]

all over Nanny

[Marco]

with crusty fanny

[Cmarzot]

on barnacle bottom

[mad-moon]

Barnacle Bill's arse

[AJSki2fly]

Stick cork in


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[Marco]

pricking her button

[Swann36]

under the sea

[Marco]

sponge soaked with

[Cmarzot]

Crabby Patty juice

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[mad-moon]

Crab paste sarnies

[Swann36]

right for tea

[Marco]

fried gammon lips

[Cmarzot]

at sister's wedding

[Marco]

where girls danced

[Cmarzot]

not wearing underwear

[Marco]

or shoes, consequently

[Cmarzot]

shits on glass-table

[Marco]

causing onlookers to

[Vince]

Phone the newspapers

[mad-moon]

The gutter press

[Marco]

record for YouTube

[Cmarzot]

from underneath table

[Marco]

spying her fanny

[Cmarzot]

and exiting turd

[Swann36]

all too much

[Cmarzot]

for small table

[mad-moon]

of special mushrooms

[AJSki2fly]

magic dream trippers


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[walpurgis]

eat chicken dippers

[AJSki2fly]

Past lips on-hips


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[Marco]

she's a porker

[Cmarzot]

here little piggy

[AJSki2fly]

Bio Shock Infinite

[Cmarzot]

Duke Nukem Forever

[mad-moon]

With permanent waves

[prestonchipfryer]

leaving sticky residue

[Swann36]

under the desk

[mad-moon]

That' snot residue

[Vince]

It's the Bogieman

[AJSki2fly]

Hide under sheets


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[Marco]

and rub-one out

[AJSki2fly]

Bogeys all gone

[Cmarzot]

mum walks in

[walpurgis]

on Grandpa shagging

[Cmarzot]

with granny's corpse

[Vince]

Like sack potatoes

[Marco]

Necrophilia is fun

[mad-moon]

speak for yourself

[AJSki2fly]

Ok I will


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[Marco]

shag a cadaver

[mad-moon]

A covid fatality?

[AJSki2fly]

just another statistic


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[mad-moon]

41,614 of them

[Cmarzot]

masks are fun

[mad-moon]

Not when DEAD

[AJSki2fly]

celebration masquerade ball


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[mad-moon]

at the cemetary

[AJSki2fly]

Danse du Macabre

[mad-moon]

Michael Jackson Thriller

[Cmarzot]

dia dellos muerte

[mad-moon]

the walking dead

[Cmarzot]

a deadhead concert

[mad-moon]

Dead men Walking

[prestonchipfryer]

the Green Mile

[Vince]

Wild Bill Wharton

[Cmarzot]

the chair awaits

[Marco]

for her spanking

[Cmarzot]

possible rope burns

[mad-moon]

Tie her up

[Swann36]

good and tight

[Marco]

whip her ass

[mad-moon]

with clotted cream

[Swann36]

Scones and Jam

[Cmarzot]

shoved up inside

[mad-moon]

Your boyfriends Chimney

[AJSki2fly]

Oh, I say!


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[mad-moon]

You are awful

[Marco]

but-have a big-cock

[mad-moon]

Then woke up

[AJSki2fly]

Up up n’away


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[Swann36]

into the bluesky....

[walpurgis]

then crashing spectacularly

[Cmarzot]

just another day

[walpurgis]

said Santa Claus

[Cmarzot]

going down on

[mad-moon]

Norma Jean Baker

[Cmarzot]

no, on JFK

[mad-moon]

Yeah the airport

[AJSki2fly]

very empty place


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[Swann36]

Dr Who Tardis

[Marco]

great for orgies

[Cmarzot]

with your mother

[Marco]

during a seizure

[Cmarzot]

of her dildo-collection

[Marco]

unknown by husband

[mad-moon]

Seized by husband

[Cmarzot]

distributed among friends

[Marco]

for a sniff

[Vince]

Then sloppy seconds

[mad-moon]

Up your nose

[mad-moon]

sweet as Rose

[AJSki2fly]

voilets are blue

[Cmarzot]

so are husband's

[Marco]

balls... Needs-a wank

[mad-moon]

at bursting point

[Marco]

badly needing drained

[mad-moon]

The red benches

[Swann36]

out first ball

[AJSki2fly]

a simple duck

[Vince]

Thick as fuck!

[prestonchipfryer]

Likes to suck

[Cmarzot]

gets it stuck

[mad-moon]

on the ice

[AJSki2fly]

dice and slice


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[Marco]

twice and thrice