Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[AJSki2fly]

J'aime les boules

[struth]

Kiss my grits

[Vince]

Grab her bits

[struth]

squeeze her tits

[Marco]

pop her zits

[AJSki2fly]

zut alors mon-dieu

[struth]

Pluck anal hairs

[AJSki2fly]

Puss ridden bum

[Marco]

flea-ridden salmon flaps

[struth]

good morning britain

[Marco]

is for daftees

[struth]

stitch that jimmy

[mad-moon]

James Patrick Page

[struth]

Justice of-the piss

[mad-moon]

The High Sheriff

[Vince]

The lowly peasant

[AJSki2fly]

Robin the hood

[prestonchipfryer]

peeling the pork

[struth]

stabbing the sow

[mad-moon]

Pulled Pork Supper

[struth]

cracking the crackling

[Marco]

exposing the 'bulb'

[prestonchipfryer]

rodgering Claudette's rim

[struth]

who's rimming claude

[Marco]

oh look, there's

[struth]

Roger, rodgering Roderic

[prestonchipfryer]

Roderic's eating Claudette

[mad-moon]

Good Newyork Restaurant

[struth]

yankee getting spankee

[Vince]

Land of free?

[struth]

sex for hillbillies

[Vince]

Keeping it-in family

[struth]

Sis ma honey

[mad-moon]

canoeing down river

[struth]

In-a hollowed out

[AJSki2fly]

Kayaking is scary

[Marco]

pantsing is scarier

[prestonchipfryer]

bloodcurdling bean buoyancy

[Vince]

Sinking like lead

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[struth]

falling into bed

[Marco]

with-a blowup doll

[Vince]

Blow her up

[struth]

polythene Pam's buttocks

[AJSki2fly]

Dream home heartache

[prestonchipfryer]

hankering for wankering

[struth]

Marco's plastic fantastic

[prestonchipfryer]

bulbously bloated dropsical

[struth]

Wearing cavalier's hat

[walpurgis]

and pink sequined

[AJSki2fly]

Ooh get you!!!


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[mad-moon]

suits you sir

[Marco]

sniff ma boz

[Vince]

Off the peg

[Vince]

Made to measure

[prestonchipfryer]

still hanging low

[AJSki2fly]

Dressed to kill

[mad-moon]

off to left

[prestonchipfryer]

but staying right

[Vince]

Stuck in middle

[mad-moon]

a stiff wicket

[struth]

Face in soup

[Vince]

Stooges Duck Soup

[mad-moon]

They're simple really

[Marco]

the Tory voters

[Vince]

They're all liars

[Vince]

Blind as bats

[struth]

eyes are ears

[AJSki2fly]

nose and paws

[mad-moon]

Teeth and claws

[Vince]

Gums and plums

[Marco]

baws and jaws

[struth]

Big boy boobies

[AJSki2fly]

Male mammaries rule

[Marco]

nice saggy ones

[mad-moon]

The greatest tits

[struth]

of the fifties

[walpurgis]

Are sagging now

[Marco]

to her ankles

[mad-moon]

when bending down

[struth]

does the dusting

[Marco]

cat nibbles nipples

[mad-moon]

slurping titty juice

[struth]

Anyone for lunch

[Vince]

How about brunch

[Marco]

or a punch?

Marco.

[struth]

Spiked of course

[mad-moon]

Speaker couldn't stand

[struth]

Only two legs

[Vince]

Three with middle

[struth]

Golden pouring spout

[AJSki2fly]

Tip me up

[struth]

Empty my contents

[mad-moon]

Keep mouth closed

[walpurgis]

shut yer gob

[AJSki2fly]

Stick sock in

[WESTLOWER]

Stale White Dinosaurs

[walpurgis]

decaying pale Diplodocus

[WESTLOWER]

personal software upgrades

[walpurgis]

my latest app

[Vince]

Playing with hardware

[Vince]

Downloading the uploading

[mad-moon]

eat and shit

[Marco]

wank and fart

[struth]

Last of Mohicans

[Vince]

Epic proportions film

[struth]

about silly haircuts

[mad-moon]

They've been scalped

[struth]

except middle bit

[mad-moon]

styled in Brazil

[Vince]

Completed by Gillette

[AJSki2fly]

Cut throat razor

[mad-moon]

The Demon Barber

[Marco]

sells J-bags for

[struth]

Collecting your bits

[mad-moon]

for the pies

[struth]

At the match

[mad-moon]

Fiver a pop

[struth]

Includes the bovril

[Marco]

and sloppy seconds

[prestonchipfryer]

with brown croutons

[struth]

yukky lumpy bits

[Vince]

Spit, don't swallow

[struth]

xmas yuletide merriness

[Vince]

Excuse for booze

[AJSki2fly]

We Three Kings

[Vince]

Of Newcastle......arghhhh

[AJSki2fly]

Newcastle brown ale

[struth]

London Scottish fifteen

[mad-moon]

end of tour

[struth]

End of scrum

[Vince]

Beginning of scrotum

[Ninanina]

Hi to all.....:wave:

[Pigmy Pony]

Welcome back Bev! :santa:

[Ninanina]

Welcome back Bev! :santa:

Gosh thanks Steve....

[mad-moon]

You're very welcome

[struth]

Sweet home Alabama

[Marco]

her honey pot

[prestonchipfryer]

glistening and golden

[mad-moon]

Cod and chips

[Marco]

a fish pie

[struth]

big hairy-biker pie

[Vince]

Snapping hairy pie

[struth]

Caught her chugging

[Marco]

writhing and moaning

[struth]

while mobile phoning

[Marco]

moaning and groaning

[walpurgis]

from Boxing-Day hangover

[struth]

popping the pills

[Marco]

thrilling the girls

[prestonchipfryer]

stroking the donkey

[mad-moon]

spanking the monkey

[Marco]

a slippy tug

[mad-moon]

On the river

[Vince]

Fog on Tyne

[struth]

It's all mine

[AJSki2fly]

Self fulfilment time


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[struth]

Lining ones pockets

[Vince]

Politicians past time

[struth]

or his work?

[Vince]

His work...joke

[struth]

Pulls their legs

[Marco]

then their cocks

[struth]

First remove socks

[mad-moon]

foot fetish rocks

[struth]

Doesn't risk pox

[mad-moon]

Just cheesy cocks

[struth]

Sported by jocks

[Marco]

smelling-of mature Gouda

[mad-moon]

Like Niki Lauda

[Vince]

British racing Gonorrhea

[mad-moon]

It's a Rush

[Marco]

she's just gushed

[struth]

Should have flushed

[Vince]

Left a floater

[Marco]

farted a stoater

[walpurgis]

seismic shock reported

[Marco]

smells like drains

[walpurgis]

bigger stopper required

[AJSki2fly]

Cork it in

[struth]

pop it out

[Marco]

inhale and enjoy:eyebrows:

[AJSki2fly]

Chase the dragon


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[Vince]

Smoke the choke

[struth]

choke the turkey

[Marco]

spank the monkey

[mad-moon]

with the turkey

[Vince]

Rather have chicken

[struth]

Finger lickin chicken

[Marco]

I love crabs

[Vince]

Makes you itch

[struth]

lying on pitch

[AJSki2fly]

Semi tone out

[Marco]

Ivor semi, look....

[mad-moon]

Get my telescope

[walpurgis]

Nurse stifling giggles

[Vince]

Tiny little wiggles

[Marco]

from little winkles

[mad-moon]

picked by Chinkles

[struth]

Nurse smoothes wrinkles

[Marco]

fondling his 'dimples'

[Vince]

Popping his pimples

[struth]

It is simples

[Marco]

women love girth

[Ninanina]

now you're talking... :lol:

[Marco]

Tis true, innit?:D

Marco.

[Ninanina]

it is indeed... :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

extra length... wasted... :eek:

[mad-moon]

unless you're fat

[Ninanina]

a nasty vision..

[Marco]

a chubby's stiffy

[Ninanina]

a horrible thought

[Marco]

he's willing, though

[Ninanina]

still prefer stumpy...

[mad-moon]

for rumpy pumpy

[struth]

Squalking old bird

[prestonchipfryer]

floppy drippy flaps

[struth]

Requiring good drying

[Vince]

Breasts best frying

[Marco]

loves nice knickers

[Vince]

Requires good lickers

[Pigmy Pony]

and flap flickers

[Marco]

sniff your gas

[mad-moon]

Die in sleep

[struth]

Wake up dead

[Marco]

eat the wife

[struth]

pump the girlfriend

[AJSki2fly]

In Every Dreamhome:D

[struth]

lies dirty secrets

[Marco]

hidden under bed

[struth]

or in closets

[AJSki2fly]

Skeletons in cupboards

[struth]

On the bones

[Vince]

Off the hip

[Marco]

up the bum

[mad-moon]

Emily Lloyd Pack

[struth]

Bird of prey

[mad-moon]

Tea for two

[struth]

Hawk my eggs

[Marco]

fried or fertilised?

Marco.

[AJSki2fly]

In vitro fertilisation

[Vince]

Test tube brat

[prestonchipfryer]

Wobbly with fat

[Marco]

impotent big rat

[mad-moon]

Happy new year !

[Vince]

All the Best

[AJSki2fly]

Happy Twenty Twenty


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[mad-moon]

Piano Forte Forte

[struth]

eleven versus eleven

[AJSki2fly]

Nine One One

[struth]

Often makes eleven