Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[AJSki2fly]

In the man-cave

[Marco]

because their wives

[prestonchipfryer]

want it now

[Marco]

up the bum

[Vince]

'til you cum

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[Marco]

then wipe it

[struth]

polish your motor

[Marco]

using the cream

[struth]

shiny big lamps

[prestonchipfryer]

rhymes with damp(s)

[struth]

She's a tramp

[mad-moon]

I love her

[Marco]

succulent melon essence

[mad-moon]

Lemonentry dear Marco

[struth]

Emma Hamilton's pussy

[mad-moon]

Night on tiles

[Marco]

Who's Emma Hamilton?

[Vince]

Horatio Nelsons mistress

[Marco]

ah, that bint

[struth]

hobnobbing with sailors

[Marco]

offering soapy wanks

[struth]

on plymouth hoe

[prestonchipfryer]

After a blow

[Marco]

or a suck

[struth]

climbing his rope

[AJSki2fly]

Indian rope trick

[mad-moon]

tied in knots

[Marco]

grab my stander

[Made in 1968]

Five finger shuffle

[prestonchipfryer]

Minge munching marathon

[mad-moon]

Carpet munching competition

[struth]

Lick the piles

[Marco]

Attack an Axminster

[struth]

Minister locks axminster

[AJSki2fly]

Carpet crushes priest

[struth]

Father Jack Hackett

[Vince]

Father Ted Crilly

[struth]

Oor Willie's da

[mad-moon]

Fucking hifi dealers!

[Made in 1968]

Full of Shit

[User211]

Spastic Slimline Loser

[mad-moon]

In the boozer

[struth]

In the navy

[mad-moon]

you get wet

[Made in 1968]

Bucket of piss

[walpurgis]

with two sugars

[prestonchipfryer]

topped with cream

[Marco]

gloopy cock spunkage

[Made in 1968]

Deep throat delight

[Marco]

make her choke

[mad-moon]

perform oral sex

[struth]

Yes talk dirty

[Marco]

in *that* voice

[struth]

Wash your hands

[Made in 1968]

Wash your willy

[struth]

Damsen in distress

[Marco]

with filthy discharge

[struth]

Of sweet jam

[mad-moon]

Red Currant Jelly

[Made in 1968]

Time ert month

[Vince]

Tampax time again

[Made in 1968]

Pussy on strike

[AJSki2fly]

Feed it whiskers

[Marco]

dive in regardless

[Frazeur1]

Eat that thing!

[Vince]

Get your protein

[Marco]

from-her 'fish sauce'

[struth]

Viciously strong odour

[Marco]

from unwashed pish-flaps

[Ninanina]

that's just nasty...

[Marco]

and completely unnecessary

[Ninanina]

Use Canesfresh Mousse

[mad-moon]

For scratchy fan

[Ninanina]

it's good stuff

[Marco]

cleanses your beany

[mad-moon]

For men too ?

[Ninanina]

it'd probably do

[Marco]

rinses your Jap's-eye

[Ninanina]

crack me up... :lol::lol:

[mad-moon]

Squirt or two

[Ninanina]

you've been watching :stalks::stalks::lol::lol:

[mad-moon]

In the carpark

[Made in 1968]

Thru the keyhole :)

[Marco]

squirters are fun!:eyebrows:

[Made in 1968]

Wet my balls

[Marco]

reducing the pong

[Ninanina]

don't do that

[Marco]

you like-em cheesy?:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

oh no way

[Ninanina]

scrupulously clean best

[Marco]

nice mature Gouda?:D

[Ninanina]

not so good

[Marco]

maybe some Brie?

[Made in 1968]

Taste like shit

[Ninanina]

I love it

[struth]

Scraped from feet

[Ninanina]

that sounds horrid

[struth]

Tastes pretty nasty

[Ninanina]

a good suck

[struth]

Like sherbet dip

[Ninanina]

bit like that

[struth]

Much frothing around

[Ninanina]

the lips and

[mad-moon]

The slippery tunnel

[Ninanina]

don't go there

[mad-moon]

Why decorators in?

[Ninanina]

no just honest

[struth]

Health and efficiency

[Ninanina]

lots of vitamins

[struth]

Gives shiny protruberence

[Ninanina]

oh yes please

[mad-moon]

Naughty but nice

[Ninanina]

that's best way

[struth]

Spit n polish

[mad-moon]

my knob please

[Ninanina]

you like that?

[struth]

Alien space probe

[Marco]

seen over Bathgate

[struth]

probing dark places

[Marco]

under your bed

[Vince]

Facing your demons

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[prestonchipfryer]

pulling the pork

[Frazeur1]

Sticking the fork

[struth]

Pulling the cork

[Made in 1968]

Nip to Ireland

[struth]

For a teeling

[Marco]

what's a "teeling"? :scratch:

[Made in 1968]

Not meder cutter

[mad-moon]

nor sailing ship

[Marco]

Semen Steve and

[prestonchipfryer]

his seasick snake

[Marco]

shot their loads

[struth]

shat their loads

[prestonchipfryer]

sucked her toes

[struth]

Poisoned her foes

[Marco]

Her frustration grows

[Vince]

She's getting horny

[struth]

feet are corny(like my jokes)

[mad-moon]

not sweet type

[Marco]

faintly vinegary, with

[struth]

Like my ass-gas

[Marco]

Like my panty-gusset

[struth]

Singed by minge

[mad-moon]

Red hot poker

[struth]

Up yir jacksey

[mad-moon]

Imperative for constipation

[Made in 1968]

good clean out

[mad-moon]

been well reamed

[Made in 1968]

Pass on that

[mad-moon]

constipation cured then ?

[Vince]

Shitting for England

[struth]

Clear the decks

[Marco]

prime your shit-chute

[Light Dependant Resistor]

that must mean

[Light Dependant Resistor]

hylomorphic interpretations might-apply

[struth]

clean after use

[Light Dependant Resistor]

namely compound matter-form

[Vince]

Also the gaseous

[Marco]

botty pops, chuffs

[Made in 1968]

S.B.D

[prestonchipfryer]

but nonetheless fragrant

[Marco]

lingering, malodorous and

[prestonchipfryer]

immensely calming, unfortunately

[Marco]

You followed thru

[Made in 1968]

shit ya knickers

[Marco]

feels strangely comforting

[AJSki2fly]

On cold day


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[Marco]

Slipping ans sliding

[Made in 1968]

Trying not to

[User211]

Best milk delivered.

[User211]

25 hours/day.

[User211]

Celebrity bullshit superfuck.

[Made in 1968]

Crap arse TV

[Marco]

Boycott Hate Island

[Made in 1968]

Job for SAS

[User211]

Unrepeatedly correctly done.

[User211]

Two extreme violations.

[User211]

Really nice bum.

[Marco]

on yer mum

[struth]

Feeling her glums

[mad-moon]

Bumping her gums

[struth]

Doing your sums

[AJSki2fly]

327 days left[emoji33]

[mbic]

I thought this was The Art of Sound Forum?

[prestonchipfryer]

said Claudette, frothing-uncontrollably

[walpurgis]

I thought this was The Art of Sound Forum?

Three words only!

[Marco]

otherwise severe punishment

[Vince]

Yeah...it's ....serious

[prestonchipfryer]

bulging hairy bollocks

[struth]

Swings low sweet

[mad-moon]

Harriet tells me

[Marco]

she's been masturbating

[walpurgis]

with a cucumber

[mad-moon]

and suffers heartburn

[prestonchipfryer]

and squirting problems

[struth]

With squirrel tail

[Marco]

needs to climax

[prestonchipfryer]

after wrist workout

[mad-moon]

producing protein drink

[Made in 1968]

Down the gullet

[mad-moon]

Of local bike

[struth]

excercise her rim

[Vince]

Give bush trim

[AJSki2fly]

Very nice topiary

[struth]

big bushy beard

[Made in 1968]

Perfect flea resort

[Marco]

mow her lady-garden

[AJSki2fly]

Split level effect

[Marco]

check for worms

[AJSki2fly]

For a shrubbery

[Marco]

nice juicy ones

[struth]

Knights in her

[AJSki2fly]

Beware killer rabbit


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[Vince]

Only a fleshwound

[struth]

your a looney

[Made in 1968]

i thank you

[Marco]

said Graham Peck

[struth]

Monty's little python

[Made in 1968]

a court jester

[Marco]

thinks he's successful:lol:

[Made in 1968]

tell me more

[Marco]

he's a dreamer

[mad-moon]

A Super Tramp

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Bloody well Right

[AJSki2fly]

Breakfast in America

[struth]

evening in paris

[Light Dependant Resistor]

Don't Leave Me-Now

[struth]

Man the pumps

[Light Dependant Resistor]

I'm Beggin You

[Marco]

drop your skirt

[struth]

hoist your pants

[Marco]

for a wedgie

[mad-moon]

of cream cheese

[Marco]

suspected severe candidiasis

[Light Dependant Resistor]

with a visible

[Light Dependant Resistor]

plan to change

[Light Dependant Resistor]

underpants next year

[Vince]

Maybe wear nappy?

[walpurgis]

except on Wednesdays

[Light Dependant Resistor]

when Matron's girls

[Made in 1968]

Iron their knickers

[Marco]

their full-cut Sloggies

[mad-moon]

converted to crotchless

[Marco]

because Marie Peck

[mad-moon]

Likes the cold

[Marco]

lack of sex

[struth]

The clan rises

[mad-moon]

Like Yorkshire Puddings

[struth]

In Loch ness

[prestonchipfryer]

Creamy wet mess