Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

of pimply wimps

[struth]

And multiple limps

[Marco]

nerdy, no-life geeks

[walpurgis]

back stabbing mummy's-boys

[Marco]

once interfered with

[walpurgis]

an internet pervo

[struth]

strokes his beardy

[walpurgis]

surrounded by weirdies

[struth]

beards like fanny's

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with smeg

[Marco]

public-sector 'workers', sitting

[walpurgis]

and worshipping master

[Marco]

as they have-nothing

[walpurgis]

but wanking to

[Marco]

their chosen 'guru'

[Mr. C]

Serial Bell-end polishers

[walpurgis]

cowering in closets

[struth]

Coz mamma's home

[walpurgis]

nasty little snides

[struth]

Looking for rides

[Cmarzot]

and spiritual transcendence

[mad-moon]

The big dipper

[Puffin]

shat his pants

[Cmarzot]

blessed thy shorts

[mad-moon]

Gin, Vodka, Whiskey

[Cmarzot]

a holy trinity

[mad-moon]

Big-daddy, young'un, n-spook

[struth]

spin that pizza

[User211]

Dough ball eater

[walpurgis]

dumb, duplicitous (and) deranged

[mad-moon]

So am I

[walpurgis]

so we've heard

[mad-moon]

through the grape-vine

[walpurgis]

a secret massage

[mad-moon]

of the prostate

[walpurgis]

troubles all behind-you

[mad-moon]

and sometimes ahead

[struth]

With April showers

[walpurgis]

and occasional baths

[mad-moon]

in goats milk

[struth]

Steam coming from

[walpurgis]

fart bubbles forbidden

[struth]

Especially from mouth

[mad-moon]

and bed sores

[struth]

From comfy sofa

[Cmarzot]

sofar so good

[mad-moon]

with pink cushions

[struth]

Warm and bouncing

[walpurgis]

with vicar pouncing

[mad-moon]

Oh my lord

[walpurgis]

said matron spanking

[Cmarzot]

his asscheeks expanding

[walpurgis]

ripping off waxing-strips

[mad-moon]

cushioning the pushing

[struth]

inserting the pool-cue

[Marco]

fat-end up inside

[mad-moon]

for breaking laws

[Cmarzot]

including armed stick-up

[mad-moon]

you mean cock-up

[Cmarzot]

that's dirty pool

[mad-moon]

pushing in stool

[Marco]

'pressing one out'

[Cmarzot]

rubbing one off

[mad-moon]

with a duster

[Puffin]

knuckle sandwich mate?

[walpurgis]

side salad slap

[Puffin]

full salad garnish

[struth]

eat my shorts

[mad-moon]

short order chef

[walpurgis]

gives waitress tip

[mad-moon]

for Devonshire split

[Cmarzot]

said Russian gymnast

[mad-moon]

Onya Backubitch Knickersoffalot

[Puffin]

like arfur bollokoff

[Cmarzot]

like election meddling

[mad-moon]

Not gold again...

[walpurgis]

said the dentist

[struth]

to the incisor

[mad-moon]

and K9's Canines

[Cmarzot]

sporting full-face muzzle

[Puffin]

gobble gobble guzzle

[walpurgis]

said auntie after

[struth]

sausage and egg

[walpurgis]

loaded her gun

[mad-moon]

make my day

[chris@panteg]

Thermo Nuclear War

[mad-moon]

Lobster with Chillies

[Puffin]

chilly russian wind

[Cmarzot]

up Trump's ass

[struth]

Teresa's up there

[mad-moon]

In her car

[walpurgis]

with licensed bar

[Cmarzot]

lightly seasoned char

[walpurgis]

matron's enormous scary

[Cmarzot]

,moist, and hairy

[walpurgis]

just like Mary's

[Marco]

recently saturated tights

[struth]

causing major sagging

[walpurgis]

creating public spectacle

[mad-moon]

in her receptacle

[walpurgis]

otherwise called-a bidet

[Marco]

wash yer bum!

[struth]

never, never, never..

[Marco]

keep it brown

[struth]

nice 'n tangy

[mad-moon]

sweet and sour

[struth]

the shirt-fitter's favorite

[walpurgis]

seeks nice cottage

[struth]

to be unobserved

[walpurgis]

indulging in frightful

[mad-moon]

beastiality and debauchery

[walpurgis]

with the-mayor and

[struth]

Ugly beauty queen

[walpurgis]

cheap makeup plastered

[mad-moon]

like axle grease

[walpurgis]

and multi-coloured mudpack

[Marco]

on wrinkled skin

[struth]

Causing near failure

[Marco]

of sagging saddle-bags

[struth]

Chaffing at her

[mad-moon]

Prince Charles lips

[struth]

And plump fetlocks

[Marco]

making Wendy wet

[struth]

Her brown jodhpurs

[Marco]

revealed camel toe

[walpurgis]

much humping ensued

[struth]

at yea-olde watering

[walpurgis]

they spotted dick

[struth]

Eating cat custard

[walpurgis]

in front of

[Cmarzot]

a slimming mirror

[mad-moon]

giving flattering reflection

[struth]

Of twin peaks

[mad-moon]

nice looking Melons

[struth]

And juicy peaches

[mad-moon]

and cherry lips

[struth]

blowing sweet nothings

[mad-moon]

in ya ear

[struth]

a folded horn

[Cmarzot]

smells like fish

[struth]

it is fish

[walpurgis]

it's looking swish

[Marco]

that-frock you bought

[struth]

Barely goes round

[Marco]

her fat arse

[struth]

Showing toffee chewing

[Cmarzot]

holiest of holies

[struth]

chewiest of chewies

[walpurgis]

baggiest of saggies

[Cmarzot]

next stop, root-canal

[walpurgis]

and other exotic-torments

[mad-moon]

a french tickler

[walpurgis]

worn as fashion-accessory

[Cmarzot]

hides the scars

[struth]

Of bedroom frolics

[walpurgis]

kick in the

[struth]

Pyjama back flaps

[walpurgis]

lost boot up

[struth]

A black hole

[walpurgis]

milky way kid

[struth]

Playing with-his universal

[walpurgis]

expanding mars bar

[struth]

By frying Uranus

[walpurgis]

warm sunny glow

[Cmarzot]

girl fart show

[walpurgis]

winner gets cork

[struth]

loser gets pork

[walpurgis]

on the bone

[Cmarzot]

,trichinosis, and'a phone

[struth]

but-no warning tone

[walpurgis]

whilst sat-on throne

[struth]

But giving-a groan

[Marco]

as one slips-out

[struth]

Causing a splash

[Cmarzot]

stomach pains n'groan

[Marco]

a wee fart

[struth]

Curry and chips

[mad-moon]

goodness gracious me

[struth]

frankie up pompey

[walpurgis]

said Ludicrous Sextus

[struth]

And his strummers

[walpurgis]

to the soothsayer

[struth]

Vampire in-the buffy

[walpurgis]

fangs for that

[struth]

Long in-the tooth

[walpurgis]

dracula needs dentures

[struth]

Can get snappy

[walpurgis]

like knicker elastic

[Cmarzot]

and bacterial vaginosis

[TheMooN]

Fish In Barrel :lol:

[TheMooN]

Fishing For Turds

[struth]

netting a plopper

[Cmarzot]

launching a scud

[walpurgis]

whilst drinking-a Bud

[struth]

And stroking fud

[Cmarzot]

luckily a dud

[struth]

scratching his puds

[walpurgis]

reload the charge

[Cmarzot]

delivered payload ontime.

[mad-moon]

Not Hermes then ?

[walpurgis]

more herpes really

[struth]

spot of trouble

[walpurgis]

from rash actions

[mad-moon]

you're in trouble

[struth]

a-pox on yourself

[walpurgis]

.32 ACP round

[struth]

slugging it out

[walpurgis]

eyes it bullishly

[struth]

Going balls out

[mad-moon]

arrested for exposure

[struth]

causing a commotion

[Cmarzot]

send lawyers, guns

[struth]

pull your piece

[walpurgis]

locked and loaded

[struth]

firing pin cocked

[walpurgis]

full clip +1

[struth]

spray your ammo

[Cmarzot]

illegal bump stock

[struth]

Irritable bowel syndrome

[Cmarzot]

never leave home

[struth]

warming the throne

[Cmarzot]

happy 420 day

[Puffin]

bingo wallywock gazuma

[TheMooN]

Not So Savvy

[Puffin]

get some horseradish

[walpurgis]

her-ladyship farted embarrassingly

[struth]

Then blames Jeeves

[mad-moon]

the butler did-it

[struth]

to his mistress

[Cmarzot]

without complete abandon

[mad-moon]

whilst watching television

[prsjnb]

With burgeoning ennui

[walpurgis]

whilst eating pork-pie

[struth]

only with gums

[walpurgis]

and toffees and

[struth]

caramel cream buns

[mad-moon]

with Black Beauty

[walpurgis]

naked alongside blonde-beauty

[prsjnb]

member sadly flagging

[Cmarzot]

another unmet goal

[struth]

Team lies down

[Cmarzot]

blames racial tension

[mad-moon]

on his braces

[Cmarzot]

universally over prescribed

[struth]

Standing room only

[Ninanina]

within touching distance

[struth]

Body to body

[walpurgis]

two in coffin

[mad-moon]

fatal double team

[prsjnb]

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