Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[User211]

Rule violating cunt.

[Marco]

sniff ma sack

[User211]

Scotland only.

[mad-moon]

Land of't brave

[AJSki2fly]

Men wearing kilts

[Marco]

cocks swinging freely

[Vince]

Balls hiding away

[AJSki2fly]

Windy bare bottoms

[Marco]

farting without conscience

[struth]

cheeks noisily rippling

[Marco]

as intestinal gas

[AJSki2fly]

escapes at velocity

[Marco]

causing putrid stenches

[mad-moon]

Butt cheeks clenches

[Marco]

stifling a shit

[AJSki2fly]

Turtle head retraction

[Vince]

Touching the cloth

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[struth]

polishing a turd

[walpurgis]

that's shiny shit

[AJSki2fly]

All that shines

[User211]

Like Prince Andrew

[struth]

Dull as dishwasher

[mad-moon]

That's wholly rude

[Vince]

He's dirty dude

[mad-moon]

He's a prick

[struth]

she's a cocker

[Vince]

No longer Royal?

[struth]

But a dog

[walpurgis]

prince to frog

[struth]

Stroked it's butt

[mad-moon]

She's a mutt

[struth]

Bites Dastardly's butt

[Vince]

After Penelope Pitstop

[Marco]

pissed her knickers

[struth]

after seeing my

[Marco]

minuscule excuse for

[struth]

A sexy g-string

[Vince]

Stained Y fronts

[struth]

Sitting on head

[Marco]

skidmarked side up

[struth]

Extra chocolate sauce

[Marco]

and sloppy skitters

[mad-moon]

Pebble dash juice

[Marco]

watery yet flavourful

[struth]

Mince is good

[Marco]

cowpats add texture

[struth]

To a marriage

[Marco]

of bisexual women

[struth]

And sexless men

[Marco]

shrivelled, unused cocks

[struth]

Desparate for any

[mad-moon]

willing old hen

[struth]

To stroke his

[AJSki2fly]

Wrinkled bald head


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[struth]

With wire-haired terrier

[mad-moon]

Basil the brush

[Vince]

Boom boom boom

[AJSki2fly]

Zoom zoom zoom

[mad-moon]

An Elephant farting

[struth]

Her orifice parting

[AJSki2fly]

Trumpity trump trump

[struth]

dumpity dump dump

[mad-moon]

Good for Leeks

[Marco]

in saturated panties

[struth]

Sodden like her

[Marco]

Tena-Lady inco knickers

[struth]

sodden all thamorrah :eyebrows:

[AJSki2fly]

Sodem and Gomorrah

[walpurgis]

and Sodom too

[Vince]

Thou shalt-not sodomise

[Marco]

thy gardener, but

[AJSki2fly]

Nasty in woodshed

[struth]

Dungo the gardener

[Marco]

and his rod

[mad-moon]

for cleaning drains

[struth]

Inspector of flappers

[Vince]

Big beef curtains

[Marco]

caked in crabs

[AJSki2fly]

Beach games again

[mad-moon]

Likes double volley

[Vince]

Good-golly Miss Molly

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[struth]

Folly of-the jollys

[walpurgis]

satisfying arse scratch

[struth]

renee and renata

[walpurgis]

god help us

[Vince]

I'm beyond help

[mad-moon]

you said it

[struth]

Sing something simple

[Marco]

Sook something salty

[struth]

Shift something shitty

[Marco]

tongue something tasty

[struth]

Mouth something nasty

[Marco]

gobble something ghastly

[struth]

While playing bagpipes

[Marco]

swallow a stauner

[mad-moon]

blowing a chanter

[Marco]

film a fanny-fart

[mad-moon]

meat taken out

[Marco]

of her head

[mad-moon]

creamed her specs

[AJSki2fly]

In the mash

[Vince]

Doing monster mash

[struth]

Forgetting to slash

[Vince]

Having a bash

[struth]

Bangers and mash

[mad-moon]

Tango and Cash

[AJSki2fly]

Django and Pat

[Vince]

Saggy and flat

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[AJSki2fly]

Pumpy and plump

[struth]

Putrid adolescent slush

[Vince]

Smells like kippers

[Marco]

her manky pishers

[struth]

like monkey flaps

[walpurgis]

sophisticated little subtleties

[Marco]

cheesy chat-up lines

[struth]

And wet cloths

[walpurgis]

up each nostril

[Marco]

with some Coke

[Vince]

Take Pepsi challenge

[mad-moon]

Whilst snorting toot

[struth]

Got the horn

[AJSki2fly]

Honk,honk, parp

[Marco]

goes your arse

[struth]

black friday's a-farce

[Marco]

for daftees who

[Vince]

Believe the shite

[struth]

is good shoite

[Marco]

fighting over TVs

[Vince]

Living the soaps

[struth]

Having several gropes

[mad-moon]

Boris the Animal

[walpurgis]

Boris the bullshitter

[Marco]

Boris the Scotland-hater

[AJSki2fly]

Boris the Spider

[Vince]

Boris Looney Tunes

[struth]

Warner Bros Cartoon

[Vince]

Quentin Tarantino character

[struth]

Doing the locomotion

[walpurgis]

doing a big-motion

[prestonchipfryer]

ploppy, ploppy, ploppy.

[struth]

Twist and shit

[Marco]

wipe your bum

[struth]

Do the hitch-hike

[walpurgis]

Dolled up dog

[mad-moon]

Very cross dresser

[struth]

Difficult Welsh Words

[Vince]

Now then Boyo

[AJSki2fly]

Welsh is difficult

[struth]

Celtic crossdressers unite

[Marco]

in their miniskirts

[struth]

showing bristly thighs

[Vince]

Lumpy varicose veins

[struth]

and plump partridge

[Marco]

girth trumps length

[AJSki2fly]

Humpty Dumpty fell

[struth]

got trod on

[AJSki2fly]

Egg yoke everywhere

[walpurgis]

suffering shell shock

[struth]

no mellow yellow

[AJSki2fly]

Yellow Jackets required

[Marco]

hiding brown pants

[struth]

post office dick

[Vince]

Employees are thick

[Marco]

as my dick

[struth]

Like a bic

[mad-moon]

pen is thin

[struth]

Cleaned with vim

[walpurgis]

said Uncle Jim

[struth]

Who was dim

[Marco]

liked to rim

[struth]

His sister kim

[Marco]

with false limb

[struth]

And wasn't slim

[mad-moon]

a human dustbin

[struth]

Shit for Britian

[Vince]

Open door wastebin

[Marco]

full of nappies

[struth]

Out the trapdoor

[AJSki2fly]

Onto the stage

[struth]

Shorting the footlights

[mad-moon]

Electrifrying stage production

[Vince]

Really good miming

[struth]

Sticking-it to Charlie

[Marco]

right up him!

[struth]

hat rim first

[Marco]

into his chuckies

[struth]

then up ass

[Vince]

Picking out shrapnel

[Vince]

Agonising Napalm death

[struth]

Hot juicy finish

[Marco]

nice warm squirt

[mad-moon]

from the bidet

[Marco]

adult-nappy saturated, and

[AJSki2fly]

Better get changed


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[Marco]

by your mommy

[struth]

powder that butt

[Marco]

insert the pacifier

[prestonchipfryer]

smear with butter

[Marco]

to allow maximum

[struth]

deep down penetration

[Marco]

pleasuring erogenous zones

[struth]

around the stomach

[Marco]

above knicker elastic

[struth]

Sausage time again

[Marco]

she's got headache

[struth]

too much sausage

[Marco]

and therefore 'improvise'

[Vince]

Battery operated pleasure

[struth]

But ain't chewy

[Marco]

She-likes her 'bullet'

[struth]

to be rubber

[Marco]

teasing her G-spot

[struth]

slippin' and-a slidin'

[prestonchipfryer]

wobbling and bobbling

[struth]

Painful teething problems

[prestonchipfryer]

Flossie will help

[Audio Al]

New car great :):hotrod:

[struth]

Remove the gloop

[Vince]

Scoop the poop

[mad-moon]

feed your leeks

[struth]

Leak your food

[AJSki2fly]

Tell tale stains

[walpurgis]

down each leg

[Marco]

like watery mince

[Vince]

Smelly brown sauce

[Marco]

prefer 'bits' in

[struth]

His veg stewpot

[Marco]

diced carrots dominate

[struth]

Causing slip hazard

[Marco]

for barefoot girls

[struth]

Already feeling unsteady

[AJSki2fly]

Walking on hot-coals

[struth]

Sitting in potholes

[Oddball]

my arsh soaked

[struth]

In local pish

[mad-moon]

smelling like fish

[AJSki2fly]

Cod-oil suntan lotion

[Vince]

Attracting the flies

[mad-moon]

Like dog shite

[struth]

Stuck in crack

[mad-moon]

'ello 'ello 'ello

[Marco]

that's some truncheon

[mad-moon]

so watch it

[AJSki2fly]

Hello, hello, hello

[struth]

stroking his baton

[AJSki2fly]

Mon-dieu Baton Rougé

[struth]

snapping off end

[AJSki2fly]

Baton ne'sait pas

[mad-moon]

I like chess

[Vince]

Marbles is betterer