Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[seoirse2002]

and shrunken pubis

[walpurgis]

encrusted and flaky

[Marco]

like pubic dandruff

[prestonchipfryer]

with encrusted crabs

[Marco]

dangling from matted

[audio39]

yeasty cheesy hairs

[Marco]

each one uniquely

[prestonchipfryer]

tinged with wisps

[Marco]

coated with jism

[prestonchipfryer]

and skid marks

[Mr. C]

beyond the dry-zone

[Marco]

into clitty moistness

[Jonboy]

part those flaps

[isuckedmandelsonslemons]

Slap those baps

[Marco]

tease those nipples

[johnwhit]

ride the ripples

[Marco]

then she tickles

[johnwhit]

she's so fickle

[Rare Bird]

out pops willy

[johnwhit]

let's get silly

[Marco]

then Martha flashed

[seoirse2002]

her money maker

[audio39]

the baby baker

[Marco]

fertilise her yolk

[johnwhit]

With a poke

[Marco]

and then soak

[johnwhit]

before ya croak

[walpurgis]

like a frog

[Marco]

fry a frog

[johnwhit]

for the dog

[Jonboy]

on the bog

[Marco]

drop a log

[Roy S]

Park your Breakfast

[Marco]

on her fanny

[prestonchipfryer]

'til she's wet

[Jonboy]

behind the ears

[walpurgis]

with purulent slime

[prestonchipfryer]

and rotting flesh

[Marco]

shag a cadaver

[audio39]

who's rotting flesh

[brian2957]

not very fresh

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with pus

[johnwhit]

around your mush:spew:

[Marco]

lick the jelly

[johnwhit]

from her belly

[Jonboy]

knobs all smelly

[brian2957]

and usually skelly

[walpurgis]

seen on telly

[johnwhit]

plenty of welly

[walpurgis]

odd looking jelly

[brian2957]

in the deli

[Marco]

with smelly Nelly

[audio39]

the jelly belly

[johnwhit]

then watch telly

[audio39]

with 'R' Kelly

[seoirse2002]

and recite Shelley

[brian2957]

givin it welly

[johnwhit]

sweaty and smelly

[audio39]

yeasty and dry

[johnwhit]

you gotta try

[seoirse2002]

with one eye

[johnwhit]

on the prize

[seoirse2002]

a big red

[johnwhit]

one in bed

[Jonboy]

legs behind ears

[johnwhit]

knows no fear

[seoirse2002]

ends in tears

[johnwhit]

all those years!

[Marco]

you were gay

[audio39]

and hanging limp

[Roy S]

Where's the gimp?

[Marco]

pumping the pimp

[Roy S]

An enormous blimp

[johnwhit]

you shouldn't skimp

[Roy S]

said Horace Wimp

[johnwhit]

Eee eL Oh

[Roy S]

said George Formby

[johnwhit]

the running toad

[Marco]

shot his load

[johnwhit]

on the road

[Richiebuoy]

to Mandalay hey

[johnwhit]

past the bay

[seoirse2002]

and didnt pay

[johnwhit]

on the way

[seoirse2002]

could be gay

[brian2957]

called big Fay

[audio39]

just run away

[johnwhit]

live another day

[Jonboy]

die another day

[Marco]

as you mutilate

[audio39]

your best mate

[johnwhit]

used as bait

[twickers]

i caught crabs

[Roy S]

I followed through

[Marco]

filling your pants

[audio39]

with yucky goo

[seoirse2002]

use paddi pads

[Marco]

slightly soiled, but

[prestonchipfryer]

skidmarks are dry

[Marco]

should scrape off

[prestonchipfryer]

leaving luminous stains

[Marco]

which when sniffed

[prestonchipfryer]

cause violent vomiting

[seoirse2002]

and bowel evacuation

[Puffin]

a diabolical stench

[Marco]

reminiscent of stagnant

[Puffin]

sarcasm, flung wide

[Jonboy]

like Marys legs

[Puffin]

ravaged with sores

[Rare Bird]

warts & all

[Puffin]

anyone could want

[Roy S]

strangely appealing crevice

[Puffin]

where hundreds perished

[seoirse2002]

on the titanic

[walpurgis]

sized wobbly pink

[seoirse2002]

and torpedo shaped

[audio39]

super seamen filled

[sastusbulbas]

Its been ages

[Puffin]

said Tarquin whilst

[Marco]

dissolving the syphilis

[Puffin]

from poor percy

[prestonchipfryer]

show no mercy

[Marco]

use wire wool

[Puffin]

grate your tool

[Jonboy]

on ginger pubes

[Rare Bird]

perish the thought

[audio39]

or just perish

[seoirse2002]

like all perishers

[johnwhit]

despite the wellwishers

[seoirse2002]

having won the

[johnwhit]

Tour De France

[Puffin]

jump and prance

[Marco]

like a poofta

[Puffin]

How queer is

[Marco]

a homosexual hamster

[Puffin]

buggered if I

[Marco]

can smell rubber

[johnwhit]

said the nightclubber

[walpurgis]

with big club

[seoirse2002]

to shove up

[Marco]

the arse of

[seoirse2002]

pink oboe player

[Marco]

who's pink ring-piece

[johnwhit]

is on fire

[seoirse2002]

needs a proctologist

[walpurgis]

and a protagonist

[twickers]

with an organist

[prestonchipfryer]

twanging the todger

[Marco]

flicking the dewdrops

[seoirse2002]

and poo plops

[walpurgis]

into an open

[Marco]

fire and watch

[Puffin]

horizontal jogging badgers

[prestonchipfryer]

emitting pungent purulence

[Puffin]

Oooooh diction Matron!

[Marco]

your petticoat is

[johnwhit]

spattered with puss

[Marco]

from your knob-cyst

[prestonchipfryer]

and syphilistic arse

[Puffin]

press to play

[Rare Bird]

pull to eject

[Jonboy]

fast forward then

[Rare Bird]

Thunderbirds are go!

[Marco]

spread those saddle-bags

[Roy S]

Tighten the Stirrups

[brian2957]

hi -ho silver

[Roy S]

Crack that Whip

[Jonboy]

smack my bitch

[audio39]

left eye twitch

[brian2957]

wot a witch

[Marco]

hitch up her

[Audio Al]

Bloody freezing Bootsale

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Puffin]

lady boy fun

[Marco]

Sunday nights in-Surrey

[prestonchipfryer]

entertaining alternative diversion

[Jonboy]

for back-door entry

[Puffin]

access all orifices

[Jonboy]

pink or brown ?

[Puffin]

chutney ferrets only

[Marco]

wear incontinence pants

[Love the new avatar, Jon]! :lol:

[brian2957]

and bicycle clips

[audio39]

on your nipples

[Rare Bird]

Crocodile Clips on

[Marco]

your Jap's eye

[Puffin]

squinting at fanny

[Rare Bird]

through the keyhole

[Marco]

I spy with

[Rare Bird]

Trunsion in hand :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

beating a rhythmic

[Rare Bird]

five finger shuffle :eek:

[johnwhit]

what a kerfuffle

[Puffin]

able seamen everywhere

[prestonchipfryer]

squirting with delight

[Marco]

like a sopping-wet

[audio39]

staining my eye

[Marco]

aye, your glad-eye

[audio39]

like blueberry pie

[Puffin]

coconuts are shy

[prestonchipfryer]

when they're naked

[Puffin]

ruff muff stuff

[prestonchipfryer]

bone a dog

[Jonboy]

3 times nightly

[Puffin]

Doris is sprightly

[Marco]

banging her tightly

[Puffin]

bunnion betty does

[Jonboy]

Eager Eric unzipped

[Marco]

his adult nappy

[johnwhit]

oh so happy

[audio39]

very piss flappy

[Puffin]

just like Dappy

[prestonchipfryer]

with bulging eyes

[johnwhit]

viewing the prize

[prestonchipfryer]

a juicy cherry

[Marco]

revealed by Terry

[brian2957]

owned by Kerry

[Marco]

with plump berries

[johnwhit]

oh so merry

[Alex_UK]

on cheapo sherry

[audio39]

old and hairy

[seoirse2002]

but be wary

[audio39]

of yellow yeast

[Marco]

the gooey bit

[prestonchipfryer]

moist and sticky

[Marco]

forming a crust

[prestonchipfryer]

of stinking pus

[Marco]

ready to burst

[Jonboy]

like a Cheap-whore

[Marco]

you once pumped

[prestonchipfryer]

in the back-alley

[Marco]

she was filthy

[prestonchipfryer]

and very smelly

[Marco]

especially her pish-flaps

[audio39]

appearing rotten red

[Mr. C]

drizzled with juicy

[Marco]

fragrant quim jelly

[prestonchipfryer]

green and smelly

[Marco]

like your lunch

[brian2957]

with a crunch

[prestonchipfryer]

braised bull bollocks

[Marco]

posing as meatballs

[Jonboy]

bollocks to you

[Marco]

squeeze them, darling!

[prestonchipfryer]

make me squirm

[Jonboy]

eject the sperm

[Marco]

boil the 'man-milk'

[brian2957]

until it bubbles

[Marco]

then inject her

[walpurgis]

into space vacuum

[Marco]

where tarts are