Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[RichB]

Sits over Dresden

[Marco]

like an 'HFS troll'…….. ;)

:D

[RichB]

like an 'HFS troll'…….. ;)

:D

That's four words!

[Marco]

someone used two

[Puffin]

cockstops to stem

[Marco]

the flow of

[RichB]

Noisy spaghetti monsters

[Audio Al]

HFS discussion banned

[walpurgis]

a brass band

[Audio Al]

a brass band

Just like magic

[Puffin]

Houdini For Starters (did you see what I did there:D)

[Andrei]

Used ten words

[Marco]

to insult her

[synsei]

and a straight-jacket

[prestonchipfryer]

blue with spots

[Mark Pope]

and green stripes

[Puffin]

get pissed quickly

[Mark Pope]

Mmmm Wadworth's 6X :cool:

[twickers]

causing 'chalfonts' explosion

[Marco]

emptying a load

[twickers]

of bum-juice into

[Mark Pope]

Too much information!

[Puffin]

Makes cock punching

[walpurgis]

painful but entertainingly

[Puffin]

foreplay at dinner

[walpurgis]

fiveplay for tea

[Marco]

wank for breakfast

[synsei]

otherwise known as

[Puffin]

going to work

[Marco]

where scented tissues

[walpurgis]

are crammed into

[Andrei]

dainty handbags that

[Puffin]

stink of sick

[walpurgis]

from last night's

[Andrei]

overindulgence at the

[walpurgis]

back end of

[Puffin]

ninepence. Oi gobshite

[Marco]

sniff my arse

[Puffin]

I already have

[Andrei]

does that explain

[walpurgis]

a puss-leaking lump

[Puffin]

moggy or pus

[Marco]

jelly-like and snotty

[walpurgis]

spread over botty

[Andrei]

it's too spotty

[Marco]

open the cheeks

[walpurgis]

get big wink

[Marco]

clear the flange

[walpurgis]

of thick blancmange

[Puffin]

Uggh dirty boy

[Marco]

you’ve just shot

[walpurgis]

the president dead

[Puffin]

wasted, snuffed, cadaver

[Marco]

can’t play football

[Puffin]

with his balls

[twickers]

around his ankles

[walpurgis]

and a huge

[Mark Pope]

bowl of mayonnaise

[Puffin]

for nipple dipping

[Andrei]

need another flavour

[Marco]

try fanny batter

[walpurgis]

with a splatter

[twickers]

of dark matter

[Puffin]

mutter for schmutter

[Marco]

shrink-wrap your helmet

[Puffin]

what for Mister

[Marco]

cheaper than sausage-rolls

[prestonchipfryer]

and strawberry comdons

[twickers]

naughty bottom spanked

[walpurgis]

armoured trousers clanked

[Marco]

get the handcuffs

[walpurgis]

and wooly muffs

[twickers]

need a trim

[Marco]

iron her saddlebags

[walpurgis]

grubby old hag

[Puffin]

gets banged up

[Marco]

by the milkman

[Puffin]

that'll be Ernie

[Marco]

delivering man's milk

[walpurgis]

by the crateful

[Marco]

to old Annie

[Puffin]

The Crateful Dead:D

[walpurgis]

Oh, Ha, Ha!

[Puffin]

muchos Garcia jerry

[Marco]

popped yer cherry?

[walpurgis]

fell off ferry

[twickers]

now she's wet

[Marco]

slip it in

[walpurgis]

commit your sin

[Marco]

down the Gin

[P.S your presence is requested it the mod room]

[walpurgis]

down the inn

[Marco]

raking the bin

[Andrei]

hard as tin

[Marco]

Licking the rim

[Puffin]

at Gastro-Entro pub

[Roy S]

Snail trail sauce

[prestonchipfryer]

with turd pudding

[Marco]

and duck-buttered buttocks

[prestonchipfryer]

garnished with snot

[Puffin]

for benefits clients

[twickers]

here's a jobbie

[Puffin]

it's in Walford?

[Marco]

no, Walnut-Whip

[Puffin]

Turd with cream

[walpurgis]

an Eagle's scream

[Puffin]

good amps though:D

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette loves it

[Puffin]

slathered on thickly

[walpurgis]

with a shovel

[Marco]

before being buried

[Andrei]

face first into

[Marco]

some steaming placenta

[prestonchipfryer]

hot and bubbling

[twickers]

gimme three spoonfulls

[Puffin]

pedant says spoonsful

[prestonchipfryer]

gobble it up

[Marco]

like a gannet

[prestonchipfryer]

with fishy breath

[Marco]

after muff-diving Claudette

[prestonchipfryer]

whose arse backfired

[Marco]

drenching her elasticated

[Roy S]

Reinforced double gusset

[Andrei]

Carbon-fibre chastity belt

[Marco]

preventing entry to

[twickers]

the holey place

[Marco]

her tights shredded

[Andrei]

and cheeks wobbled

[Marco]

stretch marks exposed

[prestonchipfryer]

with gargantuan guts

[Andrei]

hedge needs trimming

[prestonchipfryer]

pubes dripping heavily

[twickers]

with quim extract

[Marco]

finger-licking good, says

[Puffin]

Herman Arthur-Cheese

[Marco]

as Bobby’s bell-end

[Puffin]

married molly minger

[Marco]

and together they

[Ninanina]

married molly minger

love your puss... !!!

[Puffin]

miaow miaow please

[Marco]

comb the tuft

[Roy S]

Part that bush

[Joe]

Scottish ballot fraud!

[Marco]

screamed Betty, as

[take5]

Failed Arithmetic Exam, sadly.

[Marco]

before the lobotomy

[walpurgis]

It's rather bottomy

[twickers]

Marco versus AoS ;)

[Puffin]

Cassette-Boy Vs Sugar

[Marco]

Ray Leonard’s gran

[Puffin]

hits like shit

[Marco]

with her handbag

[Puffin]

leather covered brick

[Marco]

targeting his balls

[prestonchipfryer]

and prize-winning willy

[Marco]

of stupendous stiffness

[walpurgis]

and suspicious whiffiness

[prestonchipfryer]

after rogering Claudette's

[Marco]

mouldy old muffin

[prestonchipfryer]

smelling of gorgonzola

[daytona600]

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music and nature

[twickers]

tinkling her ovaries

[Marco]

tickle her tonsils

[walpurgis]

crinkly old fossils

[Marco]

ravaged by rot

[Puffin]

bottled by Watneys

[Marco]

unzipped by Claudette

[Roy S]

Clawed by Zippy

[walpurgis]

weather's turned nippy

[Roy S]

Stapled her bippy

[Marco]

nice and drippy

[Mark Pope]

tap washer needed?

[prestonchipfryer]

no - a rogering

[prestonchipfryer]

with Claudettes dildo

[Marco]

sadly neglected because

[prestonchipfryer]

she prefers women

[Marco]

rug-munching her way

[Mark Pope]

Towards blissful oblivion

[Marco]

devouring the ‘fur'

[twickers]

eager for' beaver'

[Marco]

quick, record it

[prestonchipfryer]

in glorious mono

[Marco]

whilst ‘doing' Bono

[prestonchipfryer]

with his phono

[Mark Pope]

not his pono

[Andrei]

groan, oh no

[Marco]

unleash your rocket

[Andrei]

from your pocket?

[prestonchipfryer]

in her socket

[Marco]

which was mochet

[r100]

and oddly shaped

[Marco]

pending cucumber penetration

[Roy S]

Ribbed for pleasure

[walpurgis]

made to measure

[Marco]

stretch it open

[walpurgis]

it's almost broken

[Andrei]

by that token

[walpurgis]

it's still smokin'

[Marco]

remove the carbuncles

[twickers]

gimme the crustybits

[walpurgis]

sniff the mustybits

[destroysall]

tea, coffee, yes.

[Mark Pope]

And hob nob

[Marco]

before Bob robs

[walpurgis]

or maybe rubs

[Marco]

the inner flange

[prestonchipfryer]

wet but welcoming

[Mark Pope]

What flavour flan?

[Marco]

smoked mackerel with

[walpurgis]

smoked mackerel with

a big jellyfish

[Mark Pope]

smoked mackerel with
Lunchtime, horseradish sauce :drool:

[Mark Pope]

Gout flare up :(

[Marco]

apply the ointment

[anthonyTD]

By the truckload!

[Mark Pope]

Beer off menu :unfair::wah:

[Andrei]

but drink anyway

[Marco]

avoiding brewer’s droop

[Mark Pope]

Must.....be....good....

[prestonchipfryer]

but flaccidly waving

[User211]

Apocalyptic Sonic Event

[walpurgis]

crippled and bent

[Marco]

but still able

[prestonchipfryer]

to shag Mabel

[Marco]

Shurely a fable?

[prestonchipfryer]

no, very accessible

[Mark Pope]

upon the table

[Andrei]

olive oil available

[twickers]

for easier penetration

[Andrei]

to Mabel's delectation

[Mark Pope]

Extra virgin oil?

[prestonchipfryer]

clit rubbing potion

[r100]

use Tiger Balm

[Marco]

on her pish-flaps

[r100]

humm .. oh ! oh !

[prestonchipfryer]

squirting now commencing

[Mark Pope]

Beware. Slippery linoleum

[prestonchipfryer]

coated with fish-juices

[Marco]

was her tampon

[prestonchipfryer]

and her crotch

[Mark Pope]

odin's ball axe

[Marco]

was caked in

[Ninanina]

I'm outta this'n

[Mark Pope]

I'm outta this'n
:LOL:

mud glorious mud

[r100]

All over you !

[Mark Pope]

sticking in places

[Andrei]

you're all disgraces

[prestonchipfryer]

lost my braces

[r100]

Spat them out

[Marco]

on her lap

[Andrei]

put them back

[Marco]

or she’ll slap