Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Roy S]

and hair straighten

[mad-moon]

stiffens her pubes

[struth]

shampoo and set

[AJSki2fly]

Purple rinse best

[struth]

for masking odours

[Marco]

and hiding syphilis

[struth]

A Willie bandage

[Vince]

Made from latex

[struth]

Strap on heater

[mad-moon]

machine gun fire

[struth]

sammy the squid

[Marco]

couldn't get rid

[struth]

of skid marks

[Marco]

on his tighty-whities

[struth]

now shitty brownies

[Marco]

soak them in

[struth]

bleach kills all

[Marco]

except crusty bits

[struth]

which scrape off

[walpurgis]

Nannie's crackly cacks

[Vince]

Stuck to tights

[Marco]

her-fav tan ones

[mad-moon]

with reinforced gusset

[struth]

Softened by pounding

[mad-moon]

While being fisted

[Marco]

rip-open that gusset

[Vince]

The knickers destroyer!

[mad-moon]

Many years ago

[struth]

my elastic snapped:eyebrows:

[Vince]

Now droopy draws

[mad-moon]

and brewers droop

[AJSki2fly]

erect the scaffolding

[walpurgis]

pit prop prick

[AJSki2fly]

slip slop dick

[struth]

lizard people rule

[walpurgis]

royal green things

[struth]

breed among themselves

[mad-moon]

with big ears

[struth]

And furry arse

[mad-moon]

hairy birds rule

[struth]

Au natural forever

[mad-moon]

In the buff

[Marco]

beard and all

[mad-moon]

Puff or pirate?

[Roy S]

Big hairy bollocks

[struth]

Little baldy ones

[Vince]

Smothered in Immac

[AJSki2fly]

Nice and slippery

[Marco]

after-the jizz has

[struth]

Dribbled down leg

[mad-moon]

The after birth

[struth]

in the post

[AJSki2fly]

Return to sender

[Marco]

those wrong-sized panties

[AJSki2fly]

Stick’em on head


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[walpurgis]

Just like Vicar

[struth]

Joining with queen

[Light Dependant Resistor]

wearing her panties

[struth]

just like phil

[Vince]

On his head

[AJSki2fly]

Doing hand stands


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[Vince]

Everything's topsy turvey

[Marco]

showing her knickers

[struth]

Kinky you trollop

[Marco]

that cotton gusset

[struth]

Nice and starchy

[mad-moon]

From the thrush

[struth]

To her brush

[AJSki2fly]

Soft bushy tail

[struth]

nice smooth male

[AJSki2fly]

Mr Whippy lives!

[struth]

get your ices

[AJSki2fly]

Mind those drips

[struth]

cause nasty stains

[Marco]

without a pantyliner

[struth]

Or with one

[Marco]

that's improperly positioned

[struth]

or on backwards

[Marco]

without adhesive strip

[struth]

just some gloop

[Marco]

fired onto gusset

[AJSki2fly]

re-coiled with excitement

[struth]

Su Los Testiculos

[Marco]

cheezos el stinkios

[struth]

plus curried diarrhea

[Marco]

still pleasantly liquid

[struth]

soaking through material

[Marco]

staining-her white panties

[mad-moon]

Miss Curry Lenco

[Vince]

Vindaloo....Vindaloo....Vindaloo!

[mad-moon]

Mam dad gran

[AJSki2fly]

Hee ho hum

[struth]

Kiss her bum

[AJSki2fly]

Needs BIG pert!!!

[struth]

or big Pete

[Vince]

Or little Roger

[AJSki2fly]

Roger it big

[walpurgis]

Ears said Noddy

[struth]

wonky says donkey

[AJSki2fly]

Muffin says mule

[Marco]

big tits rule!

[struth]

big tits rule!

nice firm ones

[Marco]

yeah, no saggies

[struth]

deffo no udders

[mad-moon]

hear no evils

[Marco]

farts under tights

[mad-moon]

Near silent queef

[struth]

Good silent pants

[prestonchipfryer]

with feisty aroma

[walpurgis]

fart filled balloons

[struth]

a ten pounder

[walpurgis]

causes sore bum

[AJSki2fly]

whip out Sudafed

[Vince]

And the Vaseline

[AJSki2fly]

Slap it on

[walpurgis]

said Matron massaging

[AJSki2fly]

Get a grip

[Marco]

of his bulb

[struth]

not if hot

[mad-moon]

burns her arse...

[struth]

Splash with liquid

[mad-moon]

and plenty ice

[AJSki2fly]

Lettuce spray icebergs

[struth]

turns cabbage like

[mad-moon]

ears into Cauliflowers

[struth]

big turnip head

[AJSki2fly]

the cursed scarecrow

[Vince]

Hanging around fields

[walpurgis]

jeepers creepers mate

[struth]

where'dya get those

[Marco]

wrinkly tan tights

[Soz, just looking at Del's!:D]

[struth]

With peeper holes

[Marco]

on the toes

[struth]

For clawing their

[Marco]

way along floor

[struth]

And purring continuously

[Marco]

waiting for her

[struth]

To lap-up his

[mad-moon]

Gloopy man fat

[struth]

From skin job

[mad-moon]

Four skin divers

[struth]

Pot holing again

[Roy S]

Hot poleing preferred

[struth]

pole that hole

[Marco]

stretch it beyond

[struth]

Usual breaking point

[AJSki2fly]

that's Point Break

[Marco]

try other end

[mad-moon]

tunnel for poofs

[struth]

Lady of shalott

[mad-moon]

Got onion breath

[struth]

maybe french garlic

[Vince]

Pure English onion

[Marco]

seasoning her pishers

[struth]

Big white bulb

[Marco]

full white pants

[mad-moon]

single white female

[struth]

Blue daz rinse

(was my 70k post) :doh:

[AJSki2fly]

Purple nanny state

[struth]

blue rinse queen

[Marco]

pink fluffy princess

[Vince]

Dashing dastardly Duke

[User211]

Professionally augmented Susie.

[Marco]

was-a total floozy

[AJSki2fly]

Professionally augmented Susie.

Leave Susie alone!

[Marco]

she's flicking her

[mad-moon]

snots at you

[Marco]

I'm chewing them

[mad-moon]

good for immunity

[Vince]

Antibiotic green ones

[mad-moon]

Eventually become clear

[Vince]

Very good glue

[struth]

Smells like fish

[Marco]

her succulent salmon-flaps

[AJSki2fly]

wafting in breeze

[Marco]

spreading salty aroma

[mad-moon]

at the seaside

[Marco]

a bearded clam

[mad-moon]

hairy cum sock

[struth]

A cloudy aroma

[Marco]

emitted-from her tights

[Vince]

Green stinking fog

[Light Dependant Resistor]

voluntary gaseous emission

[Marco]

whilst emptying bowels

[Light Dependant Resistor]

undignified public conduct

[AJSki2fly]

Peeing in wind

[Light Dependant Resistor]

soaked with blowback

[Vince]

Wasting your time

[Marco]

she won't suck

[prestonchipfryer]

but blows brilliantly

[Light Dependant Resistor]

in any weather

[Marco]

generally wet-and willing

[mad-moon]

Wully's wee willy

[Marco]

refused to stiffen

[mad-moon]

Walk 5000 miles

[Light Dependant Resistor]

naked and proud

[Light Dependant Resistor]

hopefully it will

[AJSki2fly]

Burnt to crisp


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[struth]

Cast to fork

[Marco]

munched with glee

[Vince]

Savoured every bite

[AJSki2fly]

Lick your lips

[mad-moon]

Lick her lips

[AJSki2fly]

Lip smackin’ good


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[Marco]

savour her flavour

[struth]

me and julio

[AJSki2fly]

Oh you smooth-talker


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[struth]

clever with tongue

[walpurgis]

dim with dick

[struth]

Sun shining ass

[walpurgis]

to prevent crocodiles

[struth]

snapping your girdle

[Vince]

Swallowing you whole

[Marco]

the full girth

[mad-moon]

stuck in throat

[struth]

Never seen again

[Vince]

Slowly going down

[AJSki2fly]

Quickly rising up

[struth]

after being flushed

[AJSki2fly]

Down the u-bend

[Marco]

with her jam-rag

[mad-moon]

Blocking the bog

[AJSki2fly]

Needs good roding

[struth]

Don't they all

[Marco]

except Tampax users

[Vince]

Only women bleed!

[mad-moon]

and don't die :eek:

[Vince]

Aren't even cut

[Marco]

padded panties abound

[mad-moon]

Good for cycling

[Marco]

and cushioning her

[Vince]

Riding on air

[mad-moon]

her magic carpet

[AJSki2fly]

with green genie

[mad-moon]

light brown hair

[AJSki2fly]

The Jean Genie

[Marco]

Ginger-minge Jeanie, had

[Vince]

Gives 3 wishes

[Marco]

pumped, rammed and

[walpurgis]

very carefully crammed

[Cmarzot]

removed butt plug

[mad-moon]

revealing chocolate cream

[struth]

Sour ginger nut

[Marco]

is very stroppy

[AJSki2fly]

Strap them on


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[mad-moon]

and go skating

[AJSki2fly]

Over thin ice


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[struth]

with concrete boots

[Marco]

or bare feet

[AJSki2fly]

speed skaters best