Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

local handy man

[struth]

Handy Andy Pandy

[Marco]

had a rigid-tool

[struth]

used as-a ruler

[mad-moon]

across her booty

[struth]

straight to-the point

[Marco]

no foreplay necessary

[walpurgis]

but fiveplay required

[struth]

stop muckin' 'bout

[walpurgis]

pointing and grout

[struth]

shout at-the lout

[Marco]

flick her bean

[struth]

see-if she's keen

[Marco]

for some horizontal-jogging

[mad-moon]

or Kitkat shuffle

[Marco]

a five-finger 'polish'

[walpurgis]

two finger salute

[Marco]

to tut-tutting prudes

[walpurgis]

said vicar exposing

[mad-moon]

himself to congregation

[Marco]

and-the mardy malcontents

[walpurgis]

Duchess wet herself

[struth]

falling in loo

[walpurgis]

got covered in

[struth]

sweet moist talc

[walpurgis]

in ring-around arse

[struth]

beside tide mark

[walpurgis]

was a festering

[struth]

pair of spots

[walpurgis]

pustules of contageous

[struth]

Optimism and joy

[walpurgis]

despite the cynical

[struth]

Protestations of mothers

[mad-moon]

lock away daughters

[struth]

Padlock her gems

[Marco]

pervy uncle Dennis

[walpurgis]

displayed his ghastly

[struth]

And dangerous Herbert

[walpurgis]

shaped projectile to

[struth]

Open tight vaults

[mad-moon]

heaven ladder climb

[Marco]

dangerously near gusset

[struth]

Through the heather

[mad-moon]

Mull Of Kintyre

[struth]

Flying one's machine

[mad-moon]

we have lift-off

[struth]

come fly with-me

[mad-moon]

Airport convention assembly

[struth]

Six miles high

[mad-moon]

In the club

[struth]

Up the stick

[walpurgis]

climb the pole

[struth]

Smooth and greasy

[mad-moon]

Teddy's ducks arse

[prestonchipfryer]

Oh bugger, crabs!

[struth]

oh shit .. lobsters

[prestonchipfryer]

spiders from Mars

[walpurgis]

hang-out in bars

[Marco]

sporting some scars

[struth]

knickers up arse

[walpurgis]

suffering crack attack

[struth]

Very elastic grip

[Marco]

on the shaft

[struth]

Producing rapid penetration

[mad-moon]

WD 40 applied

[struth]

Lube and massage

[walpurgis]

auntie gets faceful

[Marco]

of Dave's dirty-water

[struth]

Pleases uncle immensely

[Marco]

wrapping his tongue

[walpurgis]

in brown-paper parcel

[struth]

Round false gnashers

[mad-moon]

Square false breasts

[walpurgis]

poking gimp-suit out

[struth]

full length rubber

[mad-moon]

American action movie

[Marco]

featuring gay pirates

[struth]

fully medicated with

[Marco]

Vagisil powder, liberally-applied

[walpurgis]

to Chinese takeaway

[mad-moon]

Free Prawn Crackers

[walpurgis]

they demand liberty

[Marco]

Save The Prawns!

[walpurgis]

something smells fishy

[Marco]

sterilize her pishers

[struth]

sweet and sour

[Marco]

dabbed in flour

[struth]

drizzled with lemon

[Marco]

dissolves the skank

[struth]

neutralizes the mank

[walpurgis]

eau de septic-tank

[mad-moon]

vinegar and pish

[Marco]

essence of sardines

[mad-moon]

on buttered muffin

[struth]

With golden chips

[walpurgis]

and microscopic crap-spatters

[struth]

Clogging panty pores

[mad-moon]

underpants fractured alas

[struth]

joe loss there

[walpurgis]

banned from swinging

[struth]

Until decent regrowth

[walpurgis]

gains Mother-Superior's approval

[struth]

Then spanks her

[mad-moon]

with his appendage

[struth]

Which caused misfire

[Marco]

Bobby's firing blanks

[struth]

snip at price

[Marco]

some creamy man's-milk

[mad-moon]

large pearl necklace

[walpurgis]

around auntie's neck

[struth]

like a-big boa

[walpurgis]

serpent like appearance

[Marco]

a trouser snake

[prestonchipfryer]

purple-headed bed monster

[walpurgis]

nana's chewy treat

[struth]

Huge caramel bum

[Marco]

encased-in lightly-soiled granny-panties

[prestonchipfryer]

eagerly awaiting penetration

[walpurgis]

for the-duke's edification

[struth]

plucking her carcass

[walpurgis]

scratching her arse

[struth]

with cucumber sandwich

[mad-moon]

Pheasant plucker's son

[struth]

Cleaning his weapon

[mad-moon]

cordite powder residue

[struth]

drizzled around rim

[mad-moon]

after shocking misfire

[struth]

will cause permanent

[walpurgis]

lopsidedness of her

[struth]

curvatures and slants

[mad-moon]

Slopes and turns

[struth]

apres ski bang

[Marco]

Tamara does-a turn

[struth]

as-a panty liner

[Marco]

mopping up excess

[struth]

warm spam dripping

[Ninanina]

from all the..

[Marco]

accumulated flange juice

[mad-moon]

extra large towels

[Marco]

worn by Betty

[struth]

Who-was very sweaty

[Marco]

causing gusset rot

[walpurgis]

whilst dancing foxtrot

[struth]

Waltzing with Willie

[Marco]

pulling his helmet

[struth]

over those protuberances

[mad-moon]

knob of cheese

[walpurgis]

rind encrusted bandage

[struth]

Steeped in port

[Audio Al]

It's Christmas Eve :santa:

[Marco]

last wank before

[walpurgis]

matron stops obliging

[Audio Al]

Out of tissues

[struth]

kicked in-the Trossachs

[Pigmy Pony]

Polski sklep soiled

[Pigmy Pony]

Hairy minges forever!

[struth]

not in brazil

[Pigmy Pony]

wank bank overdraught

[Pigmy Pony]

Spelt that wrong

[Pigmy Pony]

Sixty next Monday!

[walpurgis]

in fifty limit

[Pigmy Pony]

New demographic looming

[prestonchipfryer]

woofers a booming

[Hammer]

Happy christmas all

[struth]

wind a breakin'

[Pigmy Pony]

Sofa cushion vibratin'

[struth]

Blazin' saddle sores

[mad-moon]

wet farts rule

[Marco]

a wee follow-thru

[struth]

Onto his smother

[struth]

get-out your grapes

[walpurgis]

whooping like apes

[struth]

punching her ticket

[mad-moon]

Finding the G-spot

[struth]

checking the porthole

[walpurgis]

primitive cave dweller

[struth]

getting out-his club

[mad-moon]

leaving the Bar

[struth]

for some gymnastics

[walpurgis]

twanging lycra gussets

[struth]

stiffened with starchy

[mad-moon]

wall paper paste

[struth]

Allowing vertical hanging

[walpurgis]

at the gallows

[struth]

Pole dancing allowed

[walpurgis]

highly strung performers

[struth]

A-bunch of swingers

[walpurgis]

they're dead cool

[struth]

Tasty cold cuts

[walpurgis]

full bodied flavour

[struth]

Best eaten rare

[walpurgis]

corps leading attack

[mad-moon]

boys in uniform

[struth]

Thin red line

[walpurgis]

from razor slash

[struth]

bunch of desperados

[mad-moon]

the magnificent seven

[walpurgis]

are all dead

[struth]

trill in boot-hill

[walpurgis]

pygmy pony tethered

[struth]

at wounded knee

[walpurgis]

bandaged banditos limping

[struth]

off into sunset

[Marco]

with horny Heather

[walpurgis]

wearing tight leather

[Marco]

mini-skirt, barely covering

[struth]

Pink panty hose

[Marco]

with damp gusset

[struth]

And tickly frillys

[Marco]

brushing against flower

[struth]

Of his desires

[mad-moon]

fish and chips

[struth]

With mushy pee

[Marco]

in stagnant wee

[struth]

soft and drippy

[Marco]

wet and slippy

[Pigmy Pony]

trippy weekend hippy

[mad-moon]

Stairway to Heaven

[struth]

The gallows pole

[mad-moon]

waiting for silver

[struth]

End of year

[mad-moon]

Six weeks holiday

[struth]

Alice Cooper style

[mad-moon]

The electric chair

[struth]

Court and spark

[walpurgis]

just a lark

[mad-moon]

flying so high

[struth]

Like custard pie

[mad-moon]

In your face

[Marco]

some warm spunk

[walpurgis]

spectacles need wiping

[Marco]

of gloopy man-cream

[mad-moon]

fertilized the egg

[walpurgis]

dribbling down auntie's

[mad-moon]

wrinkled stocking leg

[Marco]

having been rimmed-by

[struth]

jack daniel's cocktail

[mad-moon]

Molotov tongue juice

[struth]

from Russian weenies

[mad-moon]

Smoke a sausage

[struth]

dipped in ketchup

[Marco]

sook it dry

[struth]

an endless task

[walpurgis]

gusher for gran

[struth]

On vino collapso

[walpurgis]

knitting all stained

[struth]

Grandpas being caned

[walpurgis]

adult-nappie around knees

[struth]

As is everything

[Marco]

reeking of wee