Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

for deaf Derek

[struth]

And his Jezebel

[Ninanina]

and so shameless

[struth]

like a hussy

[Marco]

with her cucumber :eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

in her hand :eek:

[Marco]

ready to insert

[struth]

both hands in

[Marco]

her moist pie

[struth]

hot from oven

[Marco]

her hot-cross buns

[struth]

wobbled in anticipation

[Ninanina]

of the cu

[struth]

..big capacity guttering

[Oddball]

rodding her downpipe

[struth]

For stray Belgians

[walpurgis]

and musclebound green

[Oddball]

giants eating corn

[Marco]

picked from bums

[struth]

Of said Belgians

[Marco]

The flavour was

[The Black Adder]

Procurement of Clagnuts

[struth]

Sound like dangleberries

[walpurgis]

in truffle sarnies

[cargar]

for hungry armies

[walpurgis]

in the assault

[struth]

On precinct thirteen

[Marco]

housing Wilma's old

[struth]

wrinkly basement department

[walpurgis]

dark gloomy & mysterious

[Marco]

where perverts breed

[struth]

like pink rabbits

[cargar]

to her delight

[Marco]

there were cucumbers

[cargar]

stuffed in her

[Oddball]

marrow growing receptacle

[struth]

clamped tight shut

[Oddball]

like venus fly

[struth]

caught in hairs

[Marco]

of her bushy

[struth]

mouth; the-lips move

[walpurgis]

unshaven and pimply

[Marco]

grab some sandpaper

[struth]

rub it hard

[twickers]

until it's smooth

[walpurgis]

and fit to

[twickers]

run a marathon

[walpurgis]

backwards with one

[cargar]

hand clamped to

[struth]

each tentacle, while

[Ninanina]

the rest of

[struth]

body is bare

[Marco]

apart from nappy

[struth]

Moist and heavy

[Marco]

it dangles in-between

[struth]

The hairy cheeks

[Oddball]

a 60's group

[struth]

Swinging their mattocks

[walpurgis]

waving their buttocks

[struth]

To the buzzcocks

[Marco]

Wow, sniff that!

[Oddball]

said Greengrass plunging

[Marco]

into her 'flower'

[struth]

oh, sorry petal

[cargar]

said Greengrass, sniggering

[Marco]

nearly fell in!

[Oddball]

whilst wiping the

[struth]

dew off her

[Marco]

pishers, the smell

[struth]

like Cadbury's roses

[Ninanina]

was so sweet

[struth]

can be fattening :eek:

[twickers]

loosen the belt

[Marco]

and fart loudly

[struth]

after being raddished

[Marco]

then severely Tango'd

[Oddball]

in the chocolate

[struth]

orange, the pineapple

[twickers]

and the Starfish

[Ninanina]

of the deep

[struth]

deep black hole

[Marco]

surrounded by fur

[struth]

That's not fur;)

[walpurgis]

fur heaven's sake

[struth]

stop scratching it

[walpurgis]

it'll drop off

[Marco]

like your libido

[Ninanina]

that's no drive

[struth]

more pond yacht

[Marco]

semi-stiff but keen

[Ninanina]

as a cucumber

[walpurgis]

a vegetable curiosity

[struth]

Pointing up like-a

[Marco]

another protuberant appendage

[walpurgis]

ressembling a lighthouse

[struth]

throbbing and blinking

[Marco]

moist mushroom bulb

[Oddball]

squirting its ketchup

[struth]

Down the sausage

[Oddball]

and black puddings

[struth]

All dried-up looking

[Oddball]

more Daddies sauce

[struth]

Underneath the arches

[r100]

what you say ?

[cargar]

deaf as a

[Puffin]

bunt mungers eye-piece

[Marco]

ruptured Ronnie's ring-piece

[struth]

strumming under lampost

[The Black Adder]

she's happy bobbin'

[struth]

on a throbbin'

[Puffin]

throb knobblers goujon

[walpurgis]

a pickled saveloy

[struth]

causing cabbage face

[Marco]

milk it dry

[struth]

dont want sproutitis

[cargar]

sproutisis makes stinky-poo

[struth]

dung is fun

[twickers]

said Hong-Kong Fooey

[struth]

the yellow pu-king

[Ninanina]

rascal he was

[twickers]

that it be

[struth]

beauty he wasn't

[Marco]

a veritable growler

[struth]

jowels like a tent

[Marco]

baws like billiards

[twickers]

flappy hairy bitch-tits

[struth]

and-a broken cue

[Oddball]

a hairy triangle

[struth]

with chipped balls

[Marco]

full, needing emptied

[Puffin]

sluice douche therapy

[Marco]

curdle my cream

[cargar]

volcanic lava stream

[struth]

Cannot heat up

[Marco]

a frigid tart

[struth]

Flashing her fleas

[cargar]

spreading open knees

[Marco]

inviting you in

[struth]

to peanuts trap

[Oddball]

she likes slap

[Ninanina]

like a piston

[struth]

in a honda

[Ninanina]

which does throb

[Ninanina]

between the leggies

[struth]

like suzie cooper

[Ninanina]

she's just potty

[Marco]

lacking man cream

[Ninanina]

for the moment

[Oddball]

due some soon

[Marco]

Call the cream-boy!

[Oddball]

fill her cone

[struth]

with ice cream

[Marco]

shoving a Flake

[Oddball]

and some sprinkles

[twickers]

dipped in nuts

[Ninanina]

gotta have nuts

[Oddball]

for your butts

[Ninanina]

to part ways...

[struth]

and cheeks maybe

[Ninanina]

Geoff... nasty avatar

[struth]

naughty spank botty

[Jonboy]

With a kipper

[walpurgis]

Geoff... nasty avatar

Yes. I know. :lol:

[struth]

Yes. I know. :lol:


has the 3rd one got 2 bellybuttons or has she/it swallowed her/its g-string:hmm:



I certainly Dont

[Ninanina]

That's better Geoff... (whew!)

[walpurgis]

That's better Geoff... (whew!)

So many women say that to me! :eyebrows: :D

[Ninanina]

So many women say that to me! :eyebrows: :D

Not three words..

:rfl:

[walpurgis]

but this is

[Marco]

sook ma bobby

[Ninanina]

in some oil

[struth]

sook not soak

[Marco]

sook ma lolly

[walpurgis]

lolly for soukh

[struth]

vindaloo flavour please

[Marco]

spicy ring-sting

[Puffin]

a goshtly bhuna

[Jonboy]

A flaccid nan

[Marco]

sad and dishevelled

[Puffin]

ulcerated gums mean

[cargar]

No licky t'sticky

[Puffin]

wood in't 'ole-then!

[Oddball]

peel my banana

[Puffin]

err....no thanks

[struth]

Hard boiled Haggerty

[Ninanina]

soft boiled haggis

[struth]

wet roasted toast

[Ninanina]

dry roasted nuts....

[Jonboy]

Spit roasted hooker

[struth]

notta great looka

[walpurgis]

ugly as sin

[struth]

unlike sexy Jean

[walpurgis]

been to Harlow?

[Jonboy]

Are girls easy ?

[walpurgis]

often hard work

[struth]

often beats talent

[Jonboy]

Often spanks monkey

[struth]

no hard proof

[Puffin]

speak da troof

[Oddball]

said organ grinder

[Marco]

stroking his Cumberland

[Oddball]

like sausage filling

[Marco]

high meat content

[struth]

Using electric stuffer

[Oddball]

a nice girl

[Ninanina]

she was a...

[struth]

Sausage stuffers friend

[Puffin]

natural or synthetic?

[twickers]

survival of-the fattest

[struth]

sausage in-the west

[walpurgis]

and holey vest

[twickers]

beware the red-cock

[walpurgis]

who soon disappears

[struth]

into the cockhouse

[twickers]

another avatar casualty

[walpurgis]

bites the dust

[struth]

like fish with

[twickers]

:lol:

round and round

[struth]

disease , causing dizzyness

[Oddball]

and advanced weebles

[struth]

that nearly rectum

[Ninanina]

rectu'mercedes benz.... (line from Tony Joe White)

[walpurgis]

pucker up baby :lol:

[struth]

that really wreckum

[walpurgis]

arseing about again

[Marco]

how many turds?

[struth]

can-a man push-out

[walpurgis]

log out time

[struth]

bye bye baby :eyebrows:

[Bigman80]

Shall one suffice ?

[walpurgis]

one lump or

[struth]

pebble dash fun

[Puffin]

Wal purges Avatar

[Oddball]

a blue film

[Light Dependant Resistor]

just a flash

[Marco]

of her gash

[struth]

Cooling on ice

[Marco]

winking at you

[struth]

Come on in

[walpurgis]

warm wet welcome

[Marco]

slippery and loose

[struth]

Lika drunken tongue

[Oddball]

pinky and long

[struth]

And very French

[Oddball]

oooohh la la

[struth]

Big Daddy Dynamite

[Marco]

Daddy's gonna getcha

[Oddball]

his explosive stick

[struth]

With no safety

[Oddball]

helmet coloured red

[struth]

warning of incoming