Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

munchies and cream

[Vince]

Pie and peas

[AJSki2fly]

Lamprey pie n'mash

[mad-moon]

Down south tucker

[struth]

Vegemite on toast

[walpurgis]

must be desperate

[struth]

hungy, hungy homer

[AJSki2fly]

Doh, doh, doh!


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[Vince]

Eat my shorts

[mad-moon]

do the Bartman

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[AJSki2fly]

much prefer Grinding

[struth]

far out moe

[walpurgis]

cor blimey mate

[struth]

nice minced oath

[Vince]

Cross my heart

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[hole46]

Cross your legs


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[struth]

beat a retreat

[prestonchipfryer]

then go back

[walpurgis]

and eat trifle

[Vince]

From devil's spoon

[struth]

a crazy loon

[AJSki2fly]

Devil's punch bowl

[struth]

hot as hell

[Vince]

Ring of fire

[struth]

June's Bhut Jolokia

[AJSki2fly]

suck Carolina Reaper

[struth]

with rapid retreat

[Vince]

Run....run....run

[AJSki2fly]

Da-do run run

[struth]

got the runs

[AJSki2fly]

sluice the bowl

[Vince]

Wet the palate

[Vince]

Treat the tastebuds

[AJSki2fly]

pop a pickle

[Vince]

Lick a lolly

[AJSki2fly]

When it’s hot

[Vince]

Ice, ice....baby

[struth]

Brown bare arsed

[Vince]

Dirty muck chucker

[struth]

big shit kicker

[walpurgis]

half a nicker

[struth]

caused by ripper

[Vince]

Phantom Rasberry Blower

[struth]

old london town

[walpurgis]

needs scumbag extermination

[prestonchipfryer]

with gentle fingers

[AJSki2fly]

tickling the ivories

[struth]

plonking away feebily

[AJSki2fly]

chopsticks on hand

[Vince]

Ebony and ivory

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[struth]

fine piano keys

[Puffin]

Stuffed Crust Crepitude

[struth]

key-to good pizza

[AJSki2fly]

a leaning tower

[Puffin]

Pisa! The action

[AJSki2fly]

press fast forward

[struth]

skip the crap

[AJSki2fly]

run in slo-mo

[struth]

for good bits

[AJSki2fly]

watch the trailers

[Vince]

View future crap

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[struth]

have advanced viewing

[Puffin]

mullet git awning

[AJSki2fly]

big combover wig


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[Vince]

Donald Trump special

[struth]

telling of porkies

[AJSki2fly]

pigs with wings

[struth]

foals in blankets

[Puffin]

fools in stools

[AJSki2fly]

rants in pants

[Vince]

Prats in spats

[struth]

hoods in hoods

[AJSki2fly]

Spooks in cloaks


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[Vince]

Monster in closet

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[Puffin]

bangin' dem choons

[struth]

bangin' das neighbours

[Puffin]

Shove it up

[AJSki2fly]

the U bend

[struth]

barcus is willing

[hole46]

Ready and able


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[Vince]

Present and correct

[struth]

all hands hoay

[AJSki2fly]

hands on deck

[Puffin]

Hands off Cock

[walpurgis]

hands of clock

[AJSki2fly]

Over the cuckoo

[struth]

came a hullaballoo

[Vince]

What a coloffal

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[struth]

no a coffle

[AJSki2fly]

all tied together

[struth]

no-place to go

[AJSki2fly]

bondage in heaven

[Vince]

Hellbound in chains

[struth]

without a key

[AJSki2fly]

electronically locked up

[struth]

explosive neck collar

[walpurgis]

heads you lose

[struth]

blood pumping out

[AJSki2fly]

from under tourniquet

[struth]

change your armour

[AJSki2fly]

pick matching colours

[struth]

black and white

[Vince]

Black and blue

[struth]

Around the arse

[Puffin]

A Lemon Entry? (my dear watson)

[AJSki2fly]

A fruity cracker

[struth]

came from holme

[Puffin]

drank the dustbin

[struth]

polished mrs hudson

[AJSki2fly]

in opium trance

[Vince]

High as kite

[struth]

upon a thermal

[AJSki2fly]

mescaline induced soaring

[struth]

Of damp panties

[Vince]

Needs incontinence panties

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[AJSki2fly]

plastic turd catchers

[struth]

freedom of poop

[AJSki2fly]

brown gusset leakage

[struth]

Requires leak enquiry

[Vince]

Problem with plumbing


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[AJSki2fly]

turn stopcock off

[struth]

stop the flood

[Puffin]

let the blood

[Vince]

Flow like water

[AJSki2fly]

Blood and Fire

[struth]

whisky for devils

[Puffin]

kidneys be damned

[AJSki2fly]

Devilled in aspic

[Puffin]

grovelled in phlegm

[struth]

i'm a shrubber

[Puffin]

got bush whacked

[struth]

By a kangaroo

[Vince]

What's that Skippy

[AJSki2fly]

no it’s Flipper

[struth]

sonny's being naughty

[AJSki2fly]

sank his bottom

[struth]

in a hole

[AJSki2fly]

time for ablutions

[struth]

then for brekie

[AJSki2fly]

break the fast

[struth]

scoop the scoff

[Puffin]

nipple the tipple

[struth]

drink baby drink

[AJSki2fly]

suck baby suck

[struth]

Call the cops

[Puffin]

Tazer in Blazer

[struth]

tadger the badger

[Puffin]

Boffin in Coffin

[AJSki2fly]

The intelligent Nechromancer

[struth]

ol' black magic

[Vince]

Make life magical

[struth]

Twinkle the ivories

[AJSki2fly]

and black keys


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[struth]

sit in between

[Vince]

Ebony and Ivory

[Puffin]

Skull and Duggery

[AJSki2fly]

raise Jolly Roger

[struth]

fly the flag

[AJSki2fly]

for dandy swashbucklers

[struth]

overpaid and over-here

[Vince]

Enoch Powell said-so

[AJSki2fly]

in ranting rage

[struth]

king of madness

[Vince]

Loons in charge

[AJSki2fly]

bossy big flares

[Vince]

Shit roles downhill

[struth]

beware the wrath

[AJSki2fly]

of supernatural aliens

[struth]

with weak bowels

[AJSki2fly]

squirting putrid effluent


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[struth]

washing the car

[AJSki2fly]

on Sunday morning

[Vince]

Mowing the lawn

[struth]

cutting neighbour's grass

[AJSki2fly]

earning a crust

[struth]

buttering it up

[AJSki2fly]

spittin' it out

[Vince]

Not a swallower

[struth]

complains to management

[AJSki2fly]

Given good spank

[struth]

by miss whack

[AJSki2fly]

and whip lash

[struth]

lost her cane

[AJSki2fly]

in a crevasse

[struth]

a wet crevice

[hole46]

The best kind


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[AJSki2fly]

personal cleaning agent

[struth]

bar of carbolic

[AJSki2fly]

wash out mouth

[struth]

says mad miss

[AJSki2fly]

Stroppy Olive Oil?

[struth]

aimed at popeye

[AJSki2fly]

where it hurts!

[Vince]

To the bone

[struth]

hit by stone

[AJSki2fly]

leaving purple bruise


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[struth]

purple is-a fruit

[AJSki2fly]

forbidden in Eden

[struth]

as are ribs

[prestonchipfryer]

but not apples

[struth]

eve's big pudding

[AJSki2fly]

St Nicholas special

[Vince]

Coming down chimney

[hole46]

Puts out fire


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[AJSki2fly]

Singed stinky bum

[struth]

big water hose

[AJSki2fly]

Santa’s coming t’town

[struth]

pants caught fire

[AJSki2fly]

nasty carpet burn

[struth]

knees and elbows

[AJSki2fly]

doing the cat

[struth]

stroking hissing sid

[AJSki2fly]

one eyed cat

[AJSki2fly]

Cool for cats

[struth]

hate hot dogs

[Vince]

The dogs bollocks

[struth]

not so tasty

[walpurgis]

busted for mooning

[AJSki2fly]

waxing and waning

[struth]

spanking and caning

[Puffin]

an old chair

[AJSki2fly]

Game of Thrones

[struth]

king's bum warmer

[AJSki2fly]

mind sharp points

[struth]

throne of thorns

[AJSki2fly]

prickly splintered bottom

[Puffin]

with clinker sauce

[AJSki2fly]

and nice sidedish

[struth]

of spiney banana

[AJSki2fly]

with cream cheese

[Puffin]

on knobbly knees

[struth]

bruised and red

[AJSki2fly]

with purple blisters

[Puffin]

a lovely "sister":eyebrows:

[struth]

met with trouble

[AJSki2fly]

rumble in jungle

[Puffin]

lean mean machine

[struth]

very rarely seen

[AJSki2fly]

George Foreman's grilling

[struth]

greasy hot plate

[AJSki2fly]

blow torch off

[Vince]

Red hot tip

[AJSki2fly]

kisses the lips

[Vince]

Wiggled the hips

[struth]

oiled the tips

[AJSki2fly]

passion of fire

[Vince]

Red hot lover

[struth]

from liver pool

[AJSki2fly]

Lovely liver birds

[Vince]

Hey calm down

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