Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

producing plenty suds

[Marco]

frothy, creamy and

[struth]

cooling, stopping any

[Oddball]

chafing manhole entrances

[Ninanina]

thoughts of slime..... :eek:

[Marco]

curdled man's milk

[vegman1973]

New toys coming

[Marco]

ones that whirr...

[struth]

and violently vibrate

[Oddball]

gaudy and gigantic

[struth]

causing massive stretching

[walpurgis]

looking very fetching

[struth]

Like a Labrador

[Marco]

in high heels

[struth]

called shakey jake

[Puffin]

born to scratch

[struth]

A living at

[Marco]

professional underwear thief

[struth]

Preferring pink silk

[Marco]

French knickers with

[struth]

Long elasticated legs

[Marco]

with leather tie-straps

[Ninanina]

keeping it in

[struth]

For German suspenders

[Marco]

like kinky lederhosen

[Puffin]

for frau frankenshusage

[Marco]

likes a meaty one

[Puffin]

Bratwurst, pay later

[Marco]

for your 'mustard'

[struth]

Squeeze it hard

[Marco]

until it flows

[The Black Adder]

out from under

[Marco]

that wrinkled old

[The Black Adder]

black sticky sump

[struth]

Fashioned tube-like thingy

[Marco]

fulfilling the role-of

[Oddball]

a black adder

[Gordon Steadman]

A white subtractor

[Oddball]

a mathematical humbug

[Puffin]

with gentleman sausage

[walpurgis]

on a stick

[Puffin]

a right prick

[Marco]

with 'Gentleman's Relish'

[Puffin]

drool, scoff, puke

[walpurgis]

blast with nuke

[vegman1973]

What a day

[Marco]

I had, rubbing

[walpurgis]

and firm scrubbing

[Marco]

my rather cheesy

[struth]

Tongue and cheek

[Ninanina]

take a peek

[struth]

At me teeth

[Oddball]

I,m from Neath

[struth]

the gum line

[Ninanina]

is so soft

[struth]

hanging plaque easily

[Puffin]

fill me cavity

[Marco]

with a Pepperami

[Puffin]

i'm bloody barmy:eek:

[Marco]

no argument there :D

[Puffin]

snog marry avoid?

[Oddball]

up the stovepipe

[struth]

Smoke and mirrors

[Puffin]

Mirzoff and Smike

[walpurgis]

poor old Smike

[Puffin]

married a bike

[walpurgis]

+ friend equals trike

[Puffin]

the easy threesy:D

[struth]

Or big lonesome

[Puffin]

small beer tears

[Ninanina]

large wine floods

[Puffin]

my tenaman freebies

[Ninanina]

overflowing the sides

[Puffin]

cascading and frolicing

[Ninanina]

like it does

[Marco]

using wrong pants

[Puffin]

Naiming no Naims

[Ninanina]

made me giggle..

[struth]

Causing slight wiggle

[Puffin]

in't lady garden

[vegman1973]

Got Lampi working

[Puffin]

great! where's mine

[struth]

can see clearly

[Marco]

now the rain

[struth]

washed the windows

[Ninanina]

any dirty car

[struth]

needs dirty mind

[Marco]

rumpy-pumpy on back-seat

[struth]

called easy riders

[Oddball]

dogging for England

[struth]

for a pound

[Oddball]

in my wardrobe

[Marco]

pound a gobble?

[Puffin]

one swallow doesn't

[brian2957]

make a nice

[Marco]

silky tonsil-tickler

[struth]

But-a dirty gag

[Oddball]

bound trollop causes

[struth]

Uncontrolled multiple spasms

[Marco]

causing uncontrollable leakage

[struth]

From storage sacks

[Puffin]

time for tenaman

[Marco]

he's on strike

[Puffin]

too pissed to

[Marco]

absorb warm wee-wee

[Oddball]

and tonic water

[Marco]

creating 'house cocktail'

[struth]

Called Tennents Lager

[Marco]

swallowed by zoomers

[struth]

Just like me

[Ninanina]

a big swallower.....

[Marco]

takes the whole-girth

[Ninanina]

of the sausage... :eek:

[struth]

That's called snorkeling

[Ninanina]

without a tank...

[Oddball]

of lube to

[Ninanina]

get it going...

[struth]

a dry start..

[Ninanina]

but wet finish

[struth]

resulting in soggy...

[Ninanina]

bits and pieces

[Marco]

but big smiles

[struth]

dry up when....

[Ninanina]

using some tissue

[struth]

no more dribbles

[Marco]

wear some knickers

[struth]

Commando is best

[walpurgis]

my commando-knife is

(yes. I've got one :rolleyes:)

[struth]

Mine's bigger lol

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_LsZ0ldfDexY/TPKI0nvRl8I/AAAAAAAAApY/9aascoKMVCw/s1600/jaws+copy.jpg

[walpurgis]

my doctor told (me not to lift anything heavy) :eek:

[struth]

My doc laughed:rolleyes:

[Oddball]

at the size

[Ninanina]

of a huge

[struth]

unlanced boil near

[Ninanina]

the sensitive parts

[Marco]

the bean zone

[struth]

beside jelly baby

[Marco]

flick it now

[struth]

flick-it hard baby

[Marco]

two girls together

[Ninanina]

like the twins

[Marco]

snogging whilst fingering

[struth]

Their big hair

[Marco]

tongues exploring hidden

[struth]

Lobes and grunge

[Ninanina]

a bit grimy

[struth]

greasy and smelly

[Marco]

minge rinse needed

[struth]

flap me sideways

[Oddball]

said Batman tugging

[Marco]

down his tights

[Oddball]

exposing his enormous

[struth]

scaly cod piece

[Marco]

needing a wash

[struth]

with carbolic soap

[walpurgis]

due to corroded

[Marco]

rusty ball joints

[struth]

ejector nozzle tip

[Ninanina]

they can dribble

[Marco]

catch the 'dewdrops'

[struth]

in padded sac

[Marco]

wrapping your tongue

[Ninanina]

around it some

[Marco]

before tickling your

[struth]

ear and there

[Oddball]

other naughty bits

[walpurgis]

on yer tits

[struth]

are fitted rings

[walpurgis]

and inflatable wings

[struth]

lightening the load

[Marco]

of the cellulite-scars

[The Black Adder]

shakin' that ass

[struth]

NO!Stop shakin'

[Marco]

your spare tyres

[struth]

are bouncy, bouncy

[Oddball]

castles smeared with

[Marco]

smegma and salty

[struth]

old dog do

[Marco]

Bagsie the white-bits!

[struth]

Floating on top

[Ninanina]

of the mire

[struth]

Some often spread

[Ninanina]

it on toast

[struth]

Coz its melty

[Marco]

like runny snot

[struth]

on-a cold day

[Ninanina]

it can drip

[Marco]

catch it with

[Ninanina]

your cupped hand

[Marco]

like lemon curd

[Oddball]

Hhhhmmm the thought

[Marco]

of your ankles

[Ninanina]

deep in it

[Marco]

drives me insane

[struth]

which is normally

[Marco]

how I am

[struth]

Someone else's condition

[Oddball]

of normality isn't

[Marco]

necessarily what you

[walpurgis]

expect the vicar

[struth]

To wear at

[walpurgis]

on the end

[struth]

Of pointy hat

[Ninanina]

like a witch

[Oddball]

in a ditch

[struth]

cold and warty

[walpurgis]

likes to party

[struth]

with prince toady

[Oddball]

and his roadie

[Ninanina]

with some frogs

[Oddball]

and snarling dogs

[struth]

chasing the goldfish

[Marco]

salmon flaps later?

[struth]

doggy licks its

[Ninanina]

there's no answer :eek:

[struth]

Think you nose

[walpurgis]

wearing tight hose

[Marco]

to accentuate your

[Oddball]

red sink plunger

[Ninanina]

does good push

[Marco]

fills the hole

[The Black Adder]

in Blackburn, Lancashire

[Marco]

*That* wide, eh? :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

botty bum butter

[walpurgis]

definitely a nutter

[Puffin]

white coat schmutter

[Ninanina]

come to collect

[Puffin]

nutters in blankets

[Marco]

my worn-out vibrator

[Puffin]

mumbles, NO MORE!

[Marco]

The rash smarts

[Puffin]

the lights dim

[Ninanina]

all the way

[walpurgis]

make you pay

[Puffin]

for fast lady

[Marco]

causes friction burns

[walpurgis]

needing 'special' ointment

[Puffin]

Pal o'Mine Lotion

[struth]

produced large blobs

[Marco]

of fart gas

[r100]

expelled through the

[Marco]

vacant orifice behind

[r100]

the two balls

[Ninanina]

oh too descriptive...

[struth]

rubberised and bouncy

[Ninanina]

in my drawer... :eek:

[struth]

Opening, then shutting.................

[r100]

showing, then not...

[Marco]

teasing to maximise

[struth]

the rip-off effect