Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[mad-moon]

Honk Kong pee

[Vince]

Japanese rice Saki

[struth]

Piss by-another name

[mad-moon]

Pee wee Herman

[struth]

Just fooling around

[mad-moon]

leads to babies

[struth]

Little shit bags

[Marco]

quite tasty, though

[struth]

Needs more shit

[walpurgis]

there's plenty around

[Marco]

for pork sandwiches

[walpurgis]

avoid brown mayonnaise

[AJSki2fly]

apple chutney’s best

[struth]

a bit lumpy

[walpurgis]

pavement pizza flavour

[Marco]

fry-off the fat

[struth]

used as oil

[Marco]

to loosen her

[AJSki2fly]

constipate bowel tract


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[mad-moon]

slide one out

[AJSki2fly]

lay an egg


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[mad-moon]

Go to work

[struth]

lay another one

[walpurgis]

under Grandad's toupee

[struth]

Hard boiled whig

[mad-moon]

Sunshine on Leith

[struth]

hardly hever happens

[mad-moon]

Especially at night

[struth]

during an air-raid

[mad-moon]

On Tuesday night

[struth]

my-panties flew off

[mad-moon]

with the pilot

[struth]

struggling to see

[mad-moon]

through the gusset

[struth]

a bit gunky

[Vince]

Smells bit funky

[walpurgis]

thick and chunky

[struth]

And extremely manky

[walpurgis]

just plain skanky

[struth]

Scraped and fried

[mad-moon]

Lovely fungus crisps

[AJSki2fly]

Yartsa Gunbu sticks


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[mad-moon]

Blue tablets better

[AJSki2fly]

causes heart problems

[mad-moon]

Too many crisps

[Marco]

surrounding her pishers

[struth]

For easy access

[Vince]

Use ky jelly

[mad-moon]

from pork pies

[struth]

stiff and tasty

[mad-moon]

with nice crust

[struth]

some golden brown

[mad-moon]

Ah la folie

[struth]

hot language teacher

[AJSki2fly]

En Francáis mademoiselle


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[mad-moon]

Nohabla bien francés

[Marco]

hot language teacher

we know one:D;)

[mad-moon]

You dirty boy

[Marco]

I married her

[mad-moon]

Ball and chain

[struth]

Lead balls dragging

[mad-moon]

He's firing blanks

[struth]

Big heavy ones

[mad-moon]

break your back

[struth]

Or break bank

[Roy S]

Or break wind

[struth]

Ripping it up

[Roy S]

Unfortunately following through

[struth]

Stained his armour

[Roy S]

Skid marked chainmail

[struth]

Wired for smell

[Roy S]

Whiffs like hell

[struth]

clanks like bell

[Roy S]

Oh clucking bell

[struth]

locked in-a cell

[Roy S]

With massive girl

[Marco]

wearing massive panties

[struth]

on massive pole

[Marco]

doing a dance

[struth]

like spinning top

[AJSki2fly]

the whirling Dervish

[mad-moon]

The Devonshire Split

[prestonchipfryer]

is very wide

[mad-moon]

Full of Cream

[struth]

topped with pish

[Marco]

slapped his dish

[struth]

with-a wet fish

[mad-moon]

rice and peas

[struth]

easy and sleazy

[AJSki2fly]

lemon squeeze pleasey

[mad-moon]

Lemon entry Watson

[Marco]

Melon entry, William

[struth]

Soft and squishy

[Vince]

Like politicians brain

[Roy S]

Served with dumplings

[struth]

Uncle's big dumplings

[mad-moon]

Sweet and sour

[Roy S]

Ant and Dic, sorry Dec

[mad-moon]

Grange Hill rules

[AJSki2fly]

old school regime


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[struth]

gives good canings

[Marco]

on pert-little botties

[struth]

til rosie all-over

[AJSki2fly]

sting relief needed


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[mad-moon]

Said again, again..

[struth]

dont look down

[Marco]

at your stiffy

[struth]

it will dissappoint

[Marco]

the size queen

[struth]

will be judge

[Marco]

of whether it

[struth]

is worth effort

[mad-moon]

or commenting on

[struth]

its ultimate futility

[Marco]

of satisfying her

[struth]

Giving good oiling

[Vince]

Lubed right up

[struth]

Slipping and sliding

[AJSki2fly]

Down the slopes


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[mad-moon]

On the Piste

[struth]

Drunk and disorderly

[mad-moon]

They were arrested

[AJSki2fly]

speed ski fined


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[struth]

flouting the law

[mad-moon]

attacking the police

[struth]

breaking of wind

[kirstysdad]

struggling a bit

[Marco]

pop it out

[struth]

Smear it about

[walpurgis]

Matron gives slap

[struth]

to young oliver

[Vince]

He's sufficiently chastened

[struth]

cried for days

[Marco]

without little Gilbert

[prestonchipfryer]

poking Claudette's privates

[walpurgis]

with a loofah

[mad-moon]

Like wizzard's sleeve

[struth]

Fun and games

[mad-moon]

Bins up lanes

[struth]

Sins with dames

[mad-moon]

with different names

[struth]

Nanny loves Sid

[AJSki2fly]

hates hissing snakes


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[Marco]

but-loves trouser snakes

[struth]

old and stiff

[prestonchipfryer]

cheesy, yet luxuriant

[walpurgis]

bubble-bath is nice

[struth]

for playing submarines

[prestonchipfryer]

up periscope, Captain

[mad-moon]

Wash your torpedo

[struth]

especially the detonator

[walpurgis]

sink the Bismark

[struth]

the poor semen

[walpurgis]

on Black Pig

[struth]

Valiant & Vigilant

[mad-moon]

Bent as bananas

[struth]

i-beg your puddings

[mad-moon]

Pirates dear boy

[AJSki2fly]

mind drunken sailors

[mad-moon]

Pinch your gold

[struth]

Sneak a peak

[mad-moon]

The cheeky blinders

[struth]

watching almost no-one

[mad-moon]

Through the keyhole

[Vince]

Who's house's this

[mad-moon]

it's a tip

[mad-moon]

shit it's mine

[Marco]

full-of skud mags

[mad-moon]

not these days

[Marco]

Ok, empty Viagra-bottles:D

[mad-moon]

The torpedo makers...

[struth]

Marconi in-cheese sauce

[AJSki2fly]

Cheesy spaghetti western


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[struth]

starring sean penne

[mad-moon]

A Scottish Italian

[AJSki2fly]

A strange mixture


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[mad-moon]

Aye said Dolly

[struth]

the edinburgh ewe

[mad-moon]

I'm seeing double

[walpurgis]

twice the value

[struth]

and double chops

[mad-moon]

mind altering meat

[mad-moon]

Dolly's COVert IDentity

[struth]

now wooly blanket

[Marco]

doubling as panties

[struth]

and willie warmers

[mad-moon]

Warmers for Willie

[Vince]

Thick coat'a Ralgex!��

[mad-moon]

balls of fire

[struth]

hot under collar

[walpurgis]

boot his nuts

[mad-moon]

break the shells

[struth]

split the gonads

[mad-moon]

Calms Buster down

[struth]

Soothing the muscles

[AJSki2fly]

Rub all over


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[struth]

Cause a scene

[AJSki2fly]

public massage therapy


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[struth]

Door to door

[Roy S]

Mano a mano

[struth]

Hand to hand

[Roy S]

Station to station

[Marco]

brothel to brothel

[prestonchipfryer]

fun to funky

[AJSki2fly]

pun to spunky


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[struth]

hunk to junk

[walpurgis]

body in trunk

[struth]

head has shrunk

[prestonchipfryer]

with dire consequences

[struth]

not smiling now

[walpurgis]

it'll end badly

[struth]

Should've just divorced

[Vince]

Or murder her

[struth]

murder by sex

[Marco]

a bloody mess

[struth]

good queen bess

[mad-moon]

loves to suckcess

[struth]

was taught oral

[mad-moon]

By cock sucker

[Vince]

Or pussy licker

[mad-moon]

The muff Diver

[mik_rik]

Smokin' the old

[mik_rik]

Blue veined Havannah

[mad-moon]

No, licking pussy

[struth]

At exam time

[mad-moon]

Watch the clock

[struth]

Soothing the flock

[mad-moon]

Little Bo Peeps

[struth]

Uses her chops

[mad-moon]

chewing the fat

[struth]

their still game

[Marco]

up-to no good

[struth]

down the clansman

[Marco]

banter wi' Boabby

[struth]

a big fanny

[mad-moon]

Fro Osprey Heights

[struth]

nest in-a tree

[mad-moon]

on the ground

[struth]

Scrape the hole

[Marco]

making her wet

[struth]

Using petroleum jelly

[AJSki2fly]

ring of fire


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[mad-moon]

From Indian curry

[struth]

Meat and sauce

[Roy S]

Sausage and mash

[struth]

Leak and potato

[Roy S]

pea and ham

[AJSki2fly]

Stilton and broccoli


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[Roy S]

Ant and Dec

[mad-moon]

Boys from Byker