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mad-moon
12-05-2019, 19:58
we're back again

Ninanina
12-05-2019, 20:02
it's best way

mad-moon
12-05-2019, 21:55
Aldi is better

Ninanina
12-05-2019, 22:26
than what tho

mad-moon
12-05-2019, 22:33
than best way
https://www.bestwaywholesale.co.uk/

Ninanina
12-05-2019, 22:36
that's my mistake :lol:

mad-moon
13-05-2019, 08:27
Ribeye or rump

Marco
13-05-2019, 09:27
pump or hump

mad-moon
13-05-2019, 11:03
bit of both

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 10:53
a massive growth

Marco
14-05-2019, 11:16
on his cock

Alex_UK
14-05-2019, 11:44
Poorly little chicken

Marco
14-05-2019, 12:06
eggs never fertilised

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 12:59
shot straight through

twickers
14-05-2019, 14:34
into the pan

Marco
14-05-2019, 14:55
all sloppy and

struth
14-05-2019, 15:03
covered in greasy

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 15:17
fat pork sausage

twickers
14-05-2019, 15:20
with batter bits

struth
14-05-2019, 15:23
fried to crisp

Marco
14-05-2019, 15:32
sold in chip-shops

twickers
14-05-2019, 16:03
by Elvis and

struth
14-05-2019, 16:05
Glenn "moonshine" Miller

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 18:48
In the mood

Marco
14-05-2019, 19:37
for a jump

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 22:17
from an aeroplane

walpurgis
14-05-2019, 22:18
whilst squeezing pimples

Light Dependant Resistor
14-05-2019, 22:25
it gets easier-to

walpurgis
14-05-2019, 22:26
walk tightrope blindfolded

mad-moon
14-05-2019, 23:00
on Berthas g-string

struth
15-05-2019, 08:03
safety net stockings

mad-moon
15-05-2019, 09:40
into the abyss

struth
15-05-2019, 11:11
no soaking panties

Marco
15-05-2019, 11:28
or pish rash

struth
15-05-2019, 11:35
Due to cream

Marco
15-05-2019, 11:38
applied liberally over

struth
15-05-2019, 11:41
Sensitive private parts

Marco
15-05-2019, 11:56
red-raw with continuous

Light Dependant Resistor
15-05-2019, 12:03
massaging of bean

struth
15-05-2019, 12:13
taking off sheen

Marco
15-05-2019, 13:39
from old Jean

Ninanina
15-05-2019, 19:21
but she's a

mad-moon
15-05-2019, 19:25
naughty old nanny

Ninanina
15-05-2019, 19:29
but that's nice

Marco
15-05-2019, 20:46
opening her fanny

Alex_UK
15-05-2019, 21:00
pack completely up

Ninanina
15-05-2019, 21:09
shop for the

mad-moon
15-05-2019, 22:22
Jeremy Kyle show

Ninanina
15-05-2019, 22:28
he's an idiot

mad-moon
15-05-2019, 23:04
He's a star...

Marco
16-05-2019, 07:34
'entertainment' for losers

mad-moon
16-05-2019, 10:21
a great comedy

struth
16-05-2019, 10:31
Aunty's flowery bouquet

mad-moon
16-05-2019, 10:40
stolen by sister

Pigmy Pony
18-05-2019, 16:51
Sledge singing 'Frankie'

struth
18-05-2019, 17:33
Goes to-the Sands

Ninanina
18-05-2019, 20:35
time's are changing

mad-moon
19-05-2019, 00:26
for the worse

AJSki2fly
19-05-2019, 05:48
We’re all doomed

Marco
19-05-2019, 06:12
when cucumbers die

struth
19-05-2019, 07:05
Dylan wages war

mad-moon
19-05-2019, 08:20
Dougal fights back

Marco
19-05-2019, 09:18
by slapping her

mad-moon
19-05-2019, 09:21
with his handbag

Marco
19-05-2019, 09:31
she retaliated by

mad-moon
19-05-2019, 09:35
nipping his nipples

Light Dependant Resistor
21-05-2019, 09:22
and tugging his

struth
21-05-2019, 09:27
pen is king

mad-moon
21-05-2019, 11:59
Mightier than sword

struth
21-05-2019, 12:10
just as messi

mad-moon
21-05-2019, 12:19
strikes a blow

struth
21-05-2019, 12:25
jobs worth millions

Marco
21-05-2019, 19:05
Pork swords are

Light Dependant Resistor
21-05-2019, 22:41
rising to attention

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 00:04
sniffing the grass

Marco
22-05-2019, 09:17
licking her ass

struth
22-05-2019, 16:48
Furry bunny's funny

Ninanina
22-05-2019, 18:20
so soft hare...

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 20:00
very nice curried

struth
22-05-2019, 20:09
Shaven not plucked

Ninanina
22-05-2019, 20:22
that's very ouchy

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 20:30
makes you grouchy

Ninanina
22-05-2019, 20:32
I'm never that...

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 20:35
clearly not plucked

struth
22-05-2019, 20:36
Not rhyming plucked

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 20:38
Pheasant pluckers son

struth
22-05-2019, 20:40
Cost me-a ton

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 20:42
Stole my bird

struth
22-05-2019, 20:49
Pumped her tire

Marco
22-05-2019, 21:02
oiled her flange

struth
22-05-2019, 21:36
Perked her up

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 21:58
Brought her off

Ninanina
22-05-2019, 22:01
to total ecstasy

mad-moon
22-05-2019, 22:18
E by Gum

Ninanina
22-05-2019, 22:57
that's the way

Pigmy Pony
23-05-2019, 15:39
favoured by ravers

struth
23-05-2019, 17:11
And moaning lisa

mad-moon
23-05-2019, 17:26
with a smile

struth
23-05-2019, 17:29
And a gun

mad-moon
23-05-2019, 21:52
from Barts locker

Marco
23-05-2019, 22:00
shoot his ass

mad-moon
23-05-2019, 22:49
with homer's missile

Marco
23-05-2019, 23:12
sook ma stiffy

mad-moon
24-05-2019, 09:19
It's Blackpool rock

Marco
24-05-2019, 10:34
hard & rigid

Pigmy Pony
24-05-2019, 17:07
Bridget the Midget

struth
24-05-2019, 17:10
Had_a little fidget

Marco
24-05-2019, 17:56
with my foreskin

struth
24-05-2019, 18:02
On my forehead

Pigmy Pony
24-05-2019, 18:31
I think, therefore...

struth
24-05-2019, 18:36
Goo dripped down

mad-moon
24-05-2019, 22:10
into both eyes

Marco
24-05-2019, 22:15
from a plook

mad-moon
24-05-2019, 23:19
on his cock

mad-moon
26-05-2019, 22:18
Big Red Rooster

walpurgis
26-05-2019, 22:19
fart powered booster

mad-moon
26-05-2019, 22:21
Carrots and sprouts

walpurgis
26-05-2019, 22:37
pickled onions too

mad-moon
26-05-2019, 23:25
Cheese n Tuc

Marco
27-05-2019, 10:34
balles du fromage

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 12:00
with cheesey dick

Marco
27-05-2019, 12:02
especially the 'bulb'

struth
27-05-2019, 12:10
garlic cheese balls

Marco
27-05-2019, 12:16
whiffing of gorgonzola

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 12:19
That's your feet

struth
27-05-2019, 12:36
wrapped around his

Marco
27-05-2019, 13:05
cock - kinky bastard

struth
27-05-2019, 13:23
had fully mastered

walpurgis
27-05-2019, 13:28
naked unicycle riding

struth
27-05-2019, 13:39
and hang gliding

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 15:09
with one arm

Marco
27-05-2019, 15:10
under your stiffy

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 16:46
I fuckin wish

Marco
27-05-2019, 17:00
OK, a pinky!:D

struth
27-05-2019, 17:22
Smells very stinky

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 20:06
poor little digit

Marco
27-05-2019, 20:14
supporting a midget:eyebrows:

struth
27-05-2019, 20:18
Little pocket fidget

Marco
27-05-2019, 20:25
playing pocket snooker

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 20:26
have a play

Marco
27-05-2019, 20:30
flick a bean

struth
27-05-2019, 20:36
Without being seen

Marco
27-05-2019, 20:45
keep her keen

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 20:57
and him going

struth
27-05-2019, 20:57
And also flowing

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 20:59
dripping down the

Marco
27-05-2019, 21:06
tip of his

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 21:20
shiny new stylus

Marco
27-05-2019, 21:50
able to penetrate

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 21:59
the black wax

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 21:59
any old airport

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 22:00
chocolate wizz way

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 22:10
a Curly Wurly

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 22:17
by Mr Whippy

Ninanina
27-05-2019, 22:22
Fab ice lolly

mad-moon
27-05-2019, 22:33
Hundreds and thousands

walpurgis
28-05-2019, 06:56
quite a few

Marco
28-05-2019, 08:17
Lovin the avatar:D

mad-moon
28-05-2019, 08:27
Thought you might :ner:

Marco
28-05-2019, 16:45
FTQ 1888 Ya-Bass

struth
28-05-2019, 16:48
snakes in grass

Marco
28-05-2019, 16:50
where's yer flute?

struth
28-05-2019, 16:58
blow ma chanter

Marco
28-05-2019, 17:01
near yer chib?

struth
28-05-2019, 18:33
Kiss me grits

mad-moon
28-05-2019, 21:24
what the fuck?

struth
28-05-2019, 21:29
Bit of luck

AJSki2fly
29-05-2019, 05:33
Funk the what?

struth
29-05-2019, 06:33
Slice n dice

Marco
29-05-2019, 07:33
yer public lice

struth
29-05-2019, 07:58
toasted, their nice

Ninanina
29-05-2019, 20:03
they sound nasty

struth
29-05-2019, 20:06
Better than pastry

Ninanina
29-05-2019, 20:33
is it though?

struth
29-05-2019, 20:55
Mouldy old dough

Ninanina
29-05-2019, 20:57
way to go

mad-moon
29-05-2019, 21:02
dipped in chocolate

struth
30-05-2019, 15:39
grannies outer piles

mad-moon
30-05-2019, 15:58
sour red plums

Marco
30-05-2019, 16:12
representing infected balls

walpurgis
30-05-2019, 16:13
plague ridden appendages

struth
30-05-2019, 16:15
fish pie lumps

Marco
30-05-2019, 17:34
posing as pish-flaps

mad-moon
30-05-2019, 17:36
Prince Charles's ears

struth
30-05-2019, 17:37
Look like shears

mad-moon
31-05-2019, 11:06
and monkey's ears

mad-moon
31-05-2019, 17:05
Push bike gears

Vince
31-05-2019, 17:08
How fuckin' much

Light Dependant Resistor
31-05-2019, 17:11
he asked chewing

prestonchipfryer
31-05-2019, 17:13
Claudettes' rubbery lips

Light Dependant Resistor
31-05-2019, 17:30
unable to resist

Alex_UK
31-05-2019, 18:26
fish and chips

struth
31-05-2019, 19:51
Removing her slips

Ninanina
31-05-2019, 19:53
nice silky jobbies

mad-moon
31-05-2019, 21:44
made in France

Ninanina
31-05-2019, 21:54
they are best

realysm42
31-05-2019, 22:05
Rest In Peace ✌️

mad-moon
31-05-2019, 23:11
So rad dude

struth
31-05-2019, 23:30
Kiss the baby

Vince
01-06-2019, 13:12
Billy big balls

Vince
01-06-2019, 13:13
Gyrating her hips

Marco
01-06-2019, 14:14
riding her tits

struth
01-06-2019, 14:17
bashing his bits

mad-moon
01-06-2019, 20:05
with a whip

struth
02-06-2019, 10:54
wearing a slip

Light Dependant Resistor
02-06-2019, 12:31
ride em cowboy

Marco
02-06-2019, 12:37
right-up her chuff

struth
02-06-2019, 12:40
bluff bit-o fluff

Vince
02-06-2019, 17:07
Givin' it 'ard

struth
02-06-2019, 17:11
Tickle her fancy

mad-moon
02-06-2019, 23:09
He's a nancy

Marco
02-06-2019, 23:22
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/924/zpchUH.jpg

Marco.

struth
03-06-2019, 07:03
Eastern belly dancer

thingfish
03-06-2019, 07:20
Western Nu Romancer.

AJSki2fly
03-06-2019, 16:38
Spandau Ballet song

Vince
03-06-2019, 16:58
Big King Dong

Alex_UK
03-06-2019, 17:55
merrily on high

mad-moon
03-06-2019, 22:30
after shooting up

Vince
05-06-2019, 08:20
Balls in teacup

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 08:25
Tea at Lords

Marco
05-06-2019, 09:41
shaming gay umpires

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 10:44
and middle stumps

Marco
05-06-2019, 10:47
protruding where un-required

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 11:17
oversized bats and

Marco
05-06-2019, 11:26
swollen balls, ready

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 11:44
for the crease

thingfish
05-06-2019, 12:01
Leg Before Wicket.

Marco
05-06-2019, 12:22
stump before stiffy

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 14:16
lunch before tea

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 14:18
nice long cut

thingfish
05-06-2019, 14:35
No Ball Tampering.

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 14:39
69 for 2

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 14:57
a four then

Light Dependant Resistor
05-06-2019, 14:58
wot a six

struth
05-06-2019, 19:04
Dante's auntie's panties

mad-moon
05-06-2019, 19:11
Alex Dumb Ass

struth
05-06-2019, 19:22
Massive ass attack

Marco
05-06-2019, 19:29
with pungent flatulence

struth
05-06-2019, 19:58
Causing brown out

Alex_UK
05-06-2019, 21:03
camouflaged under crackers

struth
05-06-2019, 21:09
Nasty sweaty cabbage

Marco
05-06-2019, 21:11
stemming the tide

struth
05-06-2019, 21:43
Thrashing the cat

mad-moon
06-06-2019, 00:34
with nine tails

struth
06-06-2019, 05:12
And nae luck

Marco
06-06-2019, 08:20
you squirted early

struth
06-06-2019, 08:59
stand and deliver

Marco
06-06-2019, 09:13
your Gold-top special

mad-moon
06-06-2019, 10:42
Birds love it

Marco
06-06-2019, 10:52
part-of 5-a-day