Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Cmarzot]

and deep introspection

[walpurgis]

all the above

[mad-moon]

and all below

[Puffin]

shanking the draftbubblers

[walpurgis]

shackle the prisoner

[mad-moon]

large cuff links

[Puffin]

no parsnips butter

[walpurgis]

plenty sprouts though

[Cmarzot]

kale instead of

[Marco]

beer-battered bulls balls

[mad-moon]

Rocky mountain oysters

[walpurgis]

my cadaver collection

[mad-moon]

white sparkling wine

[walpurgis]

lip curling swine

[prestonchipfryer]

rodgered Claudette mercilessly

[Cmarzot]

Stormy Daniels too

[walpurgis]

was pulling his

[mad-moon]

rawl plug sir

[Marco]

Wilma - wipe *this*...

[mad-moon]

yabba dabba dooooooo

[Cmarzot]

pass the pigfoot

[Marco]

for inserting horizontally

[mad-moon]

into the mincer

[Jonboy]

Well hello sailor

[walpurgis]

said Seaman Staines

[Marco]

Well hello sailor

Bonsoir, big boy! :wave:

[Jonboy]

Bonsoir mon Cher

[struth]

Windbreaking at Dawn

[Marco]

Bonsoir mon Cher

Hope-you're back for-good!

[mad-moon]

Take That monsieur ?

[Marco]

up the botty

[walpurgis]

for prostate examination

[mad-moon]

pushing stool in

[Cmarzot]

corn cob redux

[walpurgis]

and loose change

[Marco]

fiddling with his-balls

[Cmarzot]

caught in zipper

[prestonchipfryer]

making eyes water

[Cmarzot]

walked into traffic

[walpurgis]

bollard banging balls

[Jonboy]

Painful purple plums

[walpurgis]

matching toothless gums

[Cmarzot]

toting vintage albums

[struth]

raising blood pressure

[walpurgis]

busting his boiler

[mad-moon]

ruining his wife

[walpurgis]

's best teaset

[struth]

With coffee grounds

[mad-moon]

fooling the dogs

[walpurgis]

trail to nowhere

[Cmarzot]

that's the spirit

[walpurgis]

said the medium

[mad-moon]

sized prophetic seer

[walpurgis]

devastating fart attack

[struth]

wiped the floor

[prestonchipfryer]

with Claudette's fanny

[mad-moon]

bag of makeup

[Cmarzot]

contents xxx rated

[mad-moon]

of sexual nature

[User211]

Arseholes on Shandy

[mad-moon]

fuckwit on drugs

[User211]

Stp dmt lsd

[walpurgis]

far out man

[mad-moon]

party on, dudes

[walpurgis]

playing Floyd now

[mad-moon]

the dark side

[walpurgis]

of some loon

[struth]

sucking sliver spoon

[walpurgis]

lets be serious

[User211]

syd barrett's bike

[struth]

meddled with his

[walpurgis]

secret saucer of

[struth]

rarest pure green

[mad-moon]

causing brain damage

edit : My Psychedelic Breakfast

[Cmarzot]

only in rats

[mad-moon]

Pigs will fly

[walpurgis]

get a grip

[struth]

porky airline meal

[walpurgis]

cor blimey guv

[struth]

Doffing his hat

[Cmarzot]

me old china

[walpurgis]

bob's yer uncle

[mad-moon]

Aunty's live-in lover

[struth]

Roger the lodger

[Jonboy]

Nellies your aunt

[walpurgis]

ask the gaffer

[mad-moon]

Don't ask me

[Cmarzot]

penny for y'thoughts

[mad-moon]

One thought cent

[prsjnb]

premature cognitive dissonance

[struth]

post nuptial conflict

[walpurgis]

wick's gone out

[mad-moon]

No one's home

[walpurgis]

communal doss house

[Marco]

at the asylum

[prsjnb]

lobotomies on offer

[walpurgis]

bob a-job day

[mad-moon]

for a shilling

[struth]

sixpence to you

[mad-moon]

You're too kind

[struth]

kindness is deductible

[mad-moon]

It costs nothing

[struth]

Gains in heaven

[mad-moon]

god is watching

[struth]

And keeping score

[mad-moon]

It's a draw

[struth]

Love all maybe

[walpurgis]

stir that cauldron

[struth]

Bubble and squeak

[mad-moon]

needs more garlic

[Cmarzot]

clove the door

[mad-moon]

come on in

[walpurgis]

get the-hell out

[struth]

shutter the floor

[mad-moon]

push the release

[walpurgis]

batten the hatches

[mad-moon]

take the picture

[walpurgis]

suffering from exposure

[mad-moon]

too much nature

[Cmarzot]

too much nurture

[struth]

too much milk

[mad-moon]

from the breast

[Cmarzot]

so she says

[mad-moon]

expressed it herself

[Cmarzot]

story was leaked

[mad-moon]

tell tale tit

[struth]

unsealed disposable panties

[walpurgis]

make nice hats

[struth]

in bad weather

[mad-moon]

especially golden rain

[struth]

April's nasty showers

[Ninanina]

here to stay

[mad-moon]

Bank Holiday Weekend

[Ninanina]

always the same..

[mad-moon]

Snow here today

[Cmarzot]

always the same..

[mad-moon]

Oof oof oof

[Ninanina]

ok but rainy

[mad-moon]

night in Georgia

[Ninanina]

Tony Joe White

[mad-moon]

Black and White

[Ninanina]

and some pink...

[struth]

poppies are flowers

[walpurgis]

tomatoes are fruit

[Ninanina]

of the loom

[struth]

on the bush

[Ninanina]

or the bald

[struth]

polished but foreign

[Ninanina]

of the shine

[struth]

not like mine

[Ninanina]

oh so unwieldy

[struth]

heavy old package

[mad-moon]

a large chest

[struth]

With huge brass

[mad-moon]

wide support straps

[Ninanina]

for the dd's

[Marco]

girth beats length

[struth]

wearing stretchy hose

[Marco]

aunty's favourite stockings

[struth]

torn at crotch

[walpurgis]

dogs all sniffing

[struth]

For mouthwatering treats

[Cmarzot]

crude but funny

[Marco]

his panty fetish

[mad-moon]

especially edible panties

[Cmarzot]

low calorie crotchless

[struth]

backflap long johns

[Marco]

with absorbent centre-panel

[struth]

riddled with damage

[Cmarzot]

it suits him

[mad-moon]

suits you sir

[prestonchipfryer]

although you're naked

[struth]

Baring in mind

[walpurgis]

a full moon

[Cmarzot]

but ox crack

[struth]

Makes good soup

[Marco]

with ball sweat

[struth]

pulverized and sprinkled

[mad-moon]

from front bum

[Cmarzot]

rear end collision

[mad-moon]

crash for cash

[Cmarzot]

ambulance chaser's convention

[mad-moon]

I'm gonna sue

[Marco]

Sue, for not

[struth]

A-boy named sue

[walpurgis]

Cashing in Grant? :)

[Puffin]

stretch my scrote

[walpurgis]

on a bum-note

[Puffin]

quite a twang

[Cmarzot]

shake that thang

[mad-moon]

He's from Sangdang

[struth]

snapped my thong

[walpurgis]

climbing barbed-wire fence

[struth]

enhanced my groove

[Puffin]

cleared all clinkers

[Marco]

butt-plugs suitably sterilized

[walpurgis]

for the ceremony

[Marco]

of SMUTmaster 2018

[walpurgis]

eager participants lining-up

[Cmarzot]

assuming the position

[mad-moon]

This won't hurt

[struth]

Bloody well did

[walpurgis]

screaming in agony

[struth]

crying for mamma

[Cmarzot]

sedative urgently needed

[walpurgis]

get the knock-out-drops

[Cmarzot]

and stool softener

[struth]

Wet sandpaper plug

[walpurgis]

hammer and chisel

[struth]

Russia for ever

[walpurgis]

draw the curtain

[struth]

blackout the world

[Marco]

open your veins...

[struth]

backflush with soda

[walpurgis]

scrubbing-out that flue

[struth]

Nice pink hue

[walpurgis]

said vicar admiring

[RichB]

Bought another bass

[Cmarzot]

to hold borscht

[struth]

in seattle town

[Marco]

near Betty's brothel

[walpurgis]

picturesque-establishment frequented by

[struth]

members of parliament

[walpurgis]

and other big-nobs

[struth]

with little knobs

[Marco]

which get laughed-at

[walpurgis]

when matron inspects

[struth]

their fishing tackle

[mad-moon]

worms and maggots

[struth]

being bigger than

[walpurgis]

the commissioner's spotty-one

[mad-moon]

covered in custard

[walpurgis]

and extra-strong mustard

[struth]

tickled-up with duster

[Cmarzot]

desperado rhyming hustler

[Marco]

seen near Asda

[walpurgis]

recuperating arse-transplant patient

[Marco]

near the nappy-isle

[walpurgis]

legs painfully crossed

[Marco]

that warm sensation

[struth]

Causing nappy rash

[walpurgis]

on nanny's 'bits'

[Marco]

she regularly parades

[struth]

around her boudoir

[Marco]

corrupting young boys

[walpurgis]

with her pink-toys

[struth]

scoffing and mocking

[Marco]

at baldy half-inchers

[walpurgis]

and undropped balls

[struth]

causing uncontrollable highs