Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[struth]

while he calmed

[Marco]

the protuberant bulge

[struth]

patting his head

[Marco]

to ease inflammation

[struth]

but causing excitement

[Marco]

unintentionally, but nevertheless

[struth]

causing minor excretions

[walpurgis]

Matron ready with

[struth]

plenty of ointment

[walpurgis]

and a-large whip

[struth]

giving instant gratification

[Marco]

shooting his load

[mad-moon]

of man fat

[struth]

Into deep-fat friar

[mad-moon]

Little John's Johnson

[Marco]

wee Willie's wiener

[struth]

Baldy docs dick

[Marco]

covered in cheese

[struth]

After a schvitz

[mad-moon]

Skin like mozzarella

[Marco]

sook-up the cellulite

[mad-moon]

ride the ripples

[struth]

Stiff little gingers

[Hammer]

Fast becoming obsolete

[mad-moon]

Like the bra

[prestonchipfryer]

with extra support

[struth]

Given a hand

[Marco]

to prop-up sagging

[struth]

cans of juice

[walpurgis]

pushed in wheelbarrow

[Marco]

towards her saddlebags

[struth]

hi-ho silver away

[mad-moon]

The loan rimmer

[struth]

tonto the pinto

[mad-moon]

hung like Dobbin

[struth]

Nobbin like Robin

[walpurgis]

and very capable

[mad-moon]

The caped crusader

[struth]

Forgot his pants

[walpurgis]

breezy around tackle

[struth]

garter belt accessory

[walpurgis]

as occasional headgear

[struth]

Keeps rings in-nose

[Marco]

sting her ring

[struth]

Makes her sing

[mad-moon]

salt and vinegar

[walpurgis]

crispy around edges

[mad-moon]

beef jerky time

[struth]

Snap crackle plop

[walpurgis]

surreal cereal episode

[struth]

Massive twin peaks

[walpurgis]

lynch mob coming

[Hammer]

Built for speed

[struth]

Fast and-the dead

[walpurgis]

like uncle Fred

[mad-moon]

From the West

[walpurgis]

in his string-vest

[mad-moon]

In Rosemary's nest

[struth]

Gave his best

[Marco]

becoming a pest

[mad-moon]

get 'em undressed

[struth]

jack the stripper

[Hammer]

Right a wrong

[struth]

break some wind

[mad-moon]

Fly a kite

[Marco]

ride a dyke

[struth]

Dirty little tyke

[prestonchipfryer]

prefers a cock

[struth]

to a chicken

[walpurgis]

salad sarnie with

[struth]

had boiled chicken

[walpurgis]

heads with garlic

[struth]

stuffed up bottom

[walpurgis]

of V2 rocket

[struth]

for extra gas

[prestonchipfryer]

to raise awareness

[struth]

buttocks cracking windows

[Pigmy Pony]

glassy-arse senor

[struth]

senorita with gaping

[Marco]

pish-flaps, needing rimmed

[struth]

With yellow marigolds

[mad-moon]

inflated with helium

[struth]

Blowing his trumpet

[walpurgis]

an old brass

[struth]

weapon of choice

[Marco]

tosses his caber

[struth]

rattles her pavillion

[walpurgis]

a sticky wicket

[struth]

Stroking his googly

[Hammer]

sometimes i worry

[Marco]

how big my-cock is

[struth]

It's do titchy

[walpurgis]

banned for misbehaviour

[Marco]

too much SMUT!! :spank::spank:

[walpurgis]

kick some butt

[struth]

love my slut

[mad-moon]

She's a glut

[Pigmy Pony]

In Pizza Hut

[walpurgis]

wearing party hat

[struth]

Having a fart

[Len Co]

My kinda tart!

[struth]

Stole my heart

[walpurgis]

spoiled by fart

[struth]

Cheeks wide apart

[mad-moon]

blowing raspberry tart

[struth]

Phantom of old

[Len Co]

Making eyes smart

[mad-moon]

eye liner pencil

[struth]

Standard Navy issue

[mad-moon]

boys in blue

[struth]

crash test dummies

[mad-moon]

God shuffled feet

[struth]

caused much heat

[mad-moon]

too much friction

[struth]

Burning the gusset

[mad-moon]

Cooking the Russet

[struth]

To a crusty

[mad-moon]

pair of Knickers

[walpurgis]

belonging to vicar

[struth]

Worn on head

[walpurgis]

admired by congregation

[mad-moon]

Flock of Seagulls

[struth]

Happy feet voyeurs

[Marco]

tapping-to the beat

[mad-moon]

impersonating rain fall

[struth]

with big white

[walpurgis]

surrender flag waving

[struth]

no more banging

[mad-moon]

all shagged out

[struth]

pull up the

[Hammer]

made to last

[struth]

nailed to-the mast

[prestonchipfryer]

flogged to shreds

[struth]

what a plank

[prestonchipfryer]

enjoying a wank

[walpurgis]

whilst driving-a tank

[mad-moon]

a Tiger presumably

[struth]

wearing puma top

[walpurgis]

and leopardskin pants

[struth]

Pointing his weapon

[walpurgis]

over the ramparts

[struth]

Threatening big bertha

[mad-moon]

Smash her pastie

[Marco]

Loves it rough

[struth]

crusty old bap

[Marco]

posing as a-stiffy

[struth]

beside mr floppy

[Marco]

flaccid, and distinctly

[walpurgis]

unimpressive said matron

[struth]

nurse, stirrup pump

[mad-moon]

Bend over Sir...

[walpurgis]

and say ah

[Marco]

here-comes the duck-butter

[struth]

For the lubrication

[walpurgis]

one slip and

[mad-moon]

Ouch ya bugger

[struth]

Fairies Last Longer

[prestonchipfryer]

wearing only socks

[mad-moon]

and string vest

[struth]

bare ass dragging

[walpurgis]

as are knuckles

[Marco]

peel back *this*

[struth]

See my creases

[walpurgis]

powerfully regurgitated green

[struth]

Green grass of-home

[Marco]

where Bobby pumped-Betty

[walpurgis]

and Alice and

[mad-moon]

Alice's brother Everard

[struth]

The great knob

[mad-moon]

Lurpak is best

[struth]

for bottom sores

[mad-moon]

high above clouds

[struth]

is the smellstream

[mad-moon]

from jobby weecha

[struth]

Uncontrolled re-entry trajectory

[walpurgis]

parachute at-the ready

[struth]

made from bloomers

[walpurgis]

with frilly bits

[struth]

to disperse mess

[walpurgis]

room antics of

[struth]

grannies bad cooking

[walpurgis]

puke inducing pastries

[mad-moon]

Greggs sausage rolls

[walpurgis]

are much better

[struth]

than grannies leftovers

[mad-moon]

sucked off chocolate

[walpurgis]

coating and revealed

[struth]

a brown inner

[walpurgis]

circle conspiring against

[mad-moon]

chocolate brazil nuts

[walpurgis]

shoved up nostrils

[struth]

After trip through

[walpurgis]

customs and excise

[mad-moon]

locked up forever

[struth]

with granny-pants over

[walpurgis]

cooked but edible

[struth]

parts of face

[walpurgis]

braised chops and

[struth]

Hot dogs balls

[mad-moon]

onions and ketchup

[struth]

Seeping from wound

[mad-moon]

blood and puss

[Pigmy Pony]

Abstract chat brainiacs

[Pigmy Pony]

Astro physicists here

[mad-moon]

Clever Dicky's welcome

[struth]

join my website

[prestonchipfryer]

for momentary pleasure

[struth]

then constant abuse

[mad-moon]

from non believers

[struth]

and tossers alike

[mad-moon]

living in past

[Marco]

with auntie's panties

[Roy S]

On your head

[struth]

ears streaked in

[walpurgis]

green hammerite enamel

[Marco]

always a fun-experience

[struth]

Writings on-the pants

[Marco]

soft, white cotton

[walpurgis]

straitjacket strapped tightly

[struth]

Round old gusset

[Marco]

slightly pongy, but

[mad-moon]

still worth investigation

[walpurgis]

said vicar to

[mad-moon]

the actresses son

[walpurgis]

selected from choirboys

[struth]

Pulling their bells

[Marco]

like their plonkers

[struth]

Nice big stinkers

[walpurgis]

mischief in confessional

[struth]

mouse up-his cassock

[walpurgis]

fear of beer

[struth]

whisked and set

[mad-moon]

snitche's concrete wellies

[struth]

Filled from beak

[mad-moon]

of large pelican

[walpurgis]

make it so

[mad-moon]

it is edible

[walpurgis]

said the cannibal

[mad-moon]

using bone tomahawk

[walpurgis]

and large chainsaw

[mad-moon]

causing huge massacre

[walpurgis]

in solitary confinement

[mad-moon]

Law Abiding Citizen

[struth]

Dropped his drawers

[Marco]

revealing a-rather swollen

[struth]

Kneecap shaped protruding

[Marco]

from the Lycra-enriched

[mad-moon]

pink cycle shorts

[struth]

around her ankles

[Marco]

cruelly yanked-down by