Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Andrei]

to be taken

[Marco]

up the arse

[struth]

twice an hour

[Oddball]

worth of fun

[Ninanina]

sounds like it...

[struth]

feels crap though

[Ninanina]

oh that's nasty

[struth]

dont be hasty

[Ninanina]

my second name...

[struth]

is Sugar Kane

[Ninanina]

oh spot on...

[struth]

clearosil fixes those :D

[Ninanina]

to a tee..

[struth]

and cream scone

[Ninanina]

with strawberry conserve

[struth]

wrapped in polythene

[Ninanina]

make a scene...

[struth]

Vista through windows

[walpurgis]

visa for widows

[Ninanina]

they are cool...

[struth]

cold as stone

[Ninanina]

skipping across water

[struth]

flying lessons needed

[Ninanina]

for all flies...

[struth]

....and ground sloths

[walpurgis]

made into pies

[Ninanina]

sounds so tasty...

[struth]

says our Diego

[Ninanina]

Degu's are cute

[Oddball]

cooked with gravy

[struth]

and black pepper

[Marco]

touch of smegma

[Oddball]

and toenail clippings

[struth]

coated in varnish

[Marco]

ingrained with cheese

[walpurgis]

covered in fleas

[struth]

bloodsucking little varmints

[Andrei]

in the armpits

[struth]

Of the devil

[Marco]

stinky bawbag reminds

[struth]

me of old..

[walpurgis]

grumpy Hi-Fi people

[struth]

with small orbs

[walpurgis]

and matching warts

[struth]

on the shaft




new avatar Geoff???

[Marco]

making incendiary devices

[struth]

Fit like gloves

[Marco]

around fragile egos

[struth]

irascible and cantankerous

[Marco]

abrasive and confrontational

[struth]

old and crusty

[Marco]

unfulfilled and lonely

[struth]

yet cuddly like....

[Marco]

a deranged muppet

[struth]

Statler AND Waldorf

[Puffin]

Oi, bollock chops

[Marco]

stop rubbing your

[prestonchipfryer]

hairy fat arse

[struth]

with your gums

[Ninanina]

which can recede

[Audio Al]

WW kicking Off

[Ninanina]

maybe about time...

[struth]

tic is clocking

[Ninanina]

thats so backward... ;)

[struth]

as are straw:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

warts an all..

[Puffin]

shove it sunshine

[Ninanina]

make it better..

[walpurgis]

and much wetter

[Ninanina]

for more slide...

[Marco]

stretch it wide

[Ninanina]

won't hurt bit...

[struth]

elastic yet firm

[walpurgis]

smeared with sperm

[struth]

tossed then dumped

[walpurgis]

now fully pumped

[struth]

Primed and ready

[Marco]

beans well flicked

[struth]

safety turned off

[Marco]

until her G-spot

[struth]

spoke the words

[Marco]

trim those nails! :D

[struth]

and put on....

[Marco]

a pirate's outfit

[struth]

before entering paradise

[walpurgis]

covered in lice :eek:

[struth]

realising his mistake

[walpurgis]

soaked in garlic-oil

[struth]

He recoiled violently :lol:

[walpurgis]

playing a viola

[struth]

under his chin

[prestonchipfryer]

pubic hairs stick

[Andrei]

to your chin?

[Marco]

near the rim

[prestonchipfryer]

by the skidmarks

[Marco]

which when sniffed

[walpurgis]

smells like splif

[Marco]

Light yer farts!

[prestonchipfryer]

explode a myth

[Roy S]

Extract the pith

[Marco]

from her pishers

[struth]

She has two ?

[Marco]

flaps, yes, but

[struth]

not Fiona Flaps

[Marco]

coz hers were

[prestonchipfryer]

brown and pink

[Marco]

due to friction

[struth]

hair ona g-string

[prestonchipfryer]

no! heavy petting

[struth]

causes heavy wetting ;)

[Marco]

and subsequent rashes

[walpurgis]

after several slashes

[Marco]

causing many gashes

[rdpx]

Gash gash gash

[rdpx]

GASH GASH gash

[walpurgis]

cash stash rash

[prestonchipfryer]

mash mish mash

[walpurgis]

ces't la vache

[struth]

up yir snarse

[prestonchipfryer]

mouth to caecum

[Marco]

receiving you, over...

[struth]

games boys play

[Marco]

like electrocuting ants

[Oddball]

from Mars on

[Puffin]

cripplingly festering flesh

[walpurgis]

wearing fishnet mesh

[Puffin]

grating and gyrating

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette is mating

[Marco]

with Chloe for

[struth]

A strange brew

[Marco]

rug munching ensues

[prestonchipfryer]

fingers vigorously rubbing

[struth]

baby oil into

[rdpx]

Bleeding friction burns

[struth]

makes eyes water

[Puffin]

chip and pin

[Marco]

for a wank

[struth]

but mushy pea

[walpurgis]

looking residue contaminates

[Marco]

signify imminent shutdown

[struth]

of Pi crust

[Marco]

leaking plook puss

[struth]

masquerading as meat

[walpurgis]

in sweaty heat

[Marco]

made her greet

[walpurgis]

a zipped up

[Marco]

rubber body suit

[struth]

Naw, its blubber

[Marco]

pinch her lovehandles

[struth]

butter her rolls

[Marco]

with goose fat

[struth]

AND eye of newt

[Marco]

you're a brute

[walpurgis]

ready to scoot

[struth]

not so cute

[Marco]

milk yer root

[struth]

liquidy silk foot

[Marco]

clad in fishnets

[struth]

Annoyed they're holey

[Ninanina]

Best that way

[struth]

well heeled bootees

[Marco]

wrapped around your

[struth]

great teak stump

[Ninanina]

poor little stumpy..

[struth]

got the rot

[Ninanina]

oh I forgot..

[Marco]

to wear knickers

[Ninanina]

that happens sometimes..

[Marco]

usually a Tuesday

[struth]

well, it shouldn't

[Ninanina]

but it does

[Marco]

dandruff blowing everywhere

[struth]

Always remember mine :eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

drafty on bike

[struth]

bike or dyke?

[Marco]

can be restrictive

[Ninanina]

I'm no lessy..

[walpurgis]

just slightly messy

[Ninanina]

might be true

[struth]

Dyke not dike:doh:

[Ninanina]

back to knickers..!

[Marco]

or lack thereof!

[Ninanina]

nice and fresh..

[struth]

Linen is best

[Ninanina]

nice high thighs..

[Puffin]

glad rag shag

[struth]

FMB's are better

[Ninanina]

hate knee boots..

[Ninanina]

they're so cheap..

[struth]

best on feet ;)

[Ninanina]

that's true enough..

[Marco]

5 pairs £1

[struth]

the bees knees :lol:

[Ninanina]

far too cheap..

[struth]

close to edge

[Ninanina]

of the abyss

[walpurgis]

taking the piss

[walpurgis]

squatting on throne

[Marco]

revealing cotton gusset

[Ninanina]

gotta gusset fetish

[Marco]

that's Grant's department :D

[Ninanina]

oh I see

[struth]

Legs and boobs

[walpurgis]

at funny angles

[struth]

Nice and neat

[Ninanina]

the best way..

[struth]

The Sinatra way

[Ninanina]

a real smoothie

[walpurgis]

thick and fruity

[Ninanina]

hard to suck

[struth]

with any luck

[Ninanina]

not always good

[struth]

rhymes with *uck :rfl:

[Ninanina]

it does indeed... :eek:

[struth]

Like me tuck:eyebrows:

[Ninanina]

tuck'ins are nice

[struth]

especially late night

[Ninanina]

warm and cosy

[struth]

nice and rosy

[walpurgis]

cheeks spanked rosy

[Ninanina]

you feel good

[struth]

feel just bushy

[Ninanina]

sounds so good...

[struth]

yes, just peachy

[Ninanina]

back to bums... :eek:

[struth]

two pink ladys

[Ninanina]

that's an apple

[struth]

my favorite fruit

[Ninanina]

don't eat it

[struth]

:lol: I'm not eve

[walpurgis]

a furtive grapple

[struth]

seedless i hope

[Marco]

results in touching

[struth]

The gear stick

[Ninanina]

mines an auto

[struth]

easier that way

[walpurgis]

mine's on auto :guns:

[struth]

shoot on sight:eyebrows:

[walpurgis]

naive but willing

[Ninanina]

from the hip

[struth]

push pull design

[Ninanina]

single ended better

[struth]

producing class L

[walpurgis]

smarming arse with

[Ninanina]

bum with it

[walpurgis]

teethmarks and all

[struth]

better a gumsy:lol:

[Ninanina]

nice and smooth

[Ninanina]

Marco beat me

[struth]

with his stick