Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

some with waterproof

[Rare Bird]

roll on deodorant

[Marco]

necessary to hide

[Roy S]

stench of gangrene

[worthingpagan]

lanced scrotum boils

[Marco]

Undeterred, I removed

[brian2957]

A layer of

[Roy S]

putrid rotting flesh

[Marco]

revealing wriggling maggots

[Roy S]

and robotic components

[brian2957]

Foot and mouth

[Marco]

Yoga for dafties

[prestonchipfryer]

legs spread wide

[Roy S]

expelling excess methane

[brian2957]

Silent but violent

[worthingpagan]

smoking not allowed

[Marco]

whilst rubbing one's

[worthingpagan]

pet racoon's gonads

[Marco]

becoming strangely aroused

[worthingpagan]

friction fornication forthcoming

[Marco]

unless Martha offers

[Roy S]

compare the meerkat

[brian2957]

Dive Dive Dive!

[worthingpagan]

fishy smell detected

[brian2957]

In the fishmarket ???

[worthingpagan]

no, between legs

[Marco]

cottage-cheese secretion evident?

[worthingpagan]

dutch edam prevailing

[Marco]

Quick, grab-a-cracker!

[brian2957]

Well blow me !

[Marco]

And Mandy did!

[brian2957]

Full steam ahead

[Marco]

wrapping her gums

[Roy S]

with gentleman's relish

[Jonboy]

and pickled nuts

[worthingpagan]

like wayward sluts

[Marco]

desparate for dick

[Roy S]

longing for Richard

[Marco]

's bean-flicking skills

[worthingpagan]

Nixon's Watergate papers

[Marco]

used as arse-wipes

[prestonchipfryer]

for bum-loving boys

[Marco]

and their jaunty

[prestonchipfryer]

ginger moustaches dripping

[Marco]

eagerly anticipating entry

[prestonchipfryer]

of eye-watering cockerel

[Roy S]

and mouth-watering Saucisson

[Marco]

nibbling-off the tips

[Roy S]

frying up chips

[Puffin]

three words daily

[Marco]

is just phenomenal

[prestonchipfryer]

if you like

[Marco]

I'll kiss your

[prestonchipfryer]

toes, price 1-shilling

[brian2957]

Bob a job?

[Marco]

for a blow-job

[Roy S]

slow comfortable screw

[Marco]

Pippa's favourite cocktail

[Jonboy]

with Nobby's Nuts

[Marco]

cheesy, yet strangely

[worthingpagan]

mangled gangley goolies

[Marco]

nevertheless, she swallowed

[brian2957]

With grateful acceptance

[Marco]

those bulbous conkers

[Jonboy]

spit or swallow

[brian2957]

Decisions decisions decisions !

[Marco]

Sook ma frothy-foam

[worthingpagan]

hu flung dung

[Marco]

You wot, chuck? :scratch:

[Puffin]

I got chucked

[Marco]

by my boyfriend

[prestonchipfryer]

he was unsatisfied

[Puffin]

with my sword

[Jonboy]

i prefer strap_ons

[Marco]

big black ones

[worthingpagan]

with purple knobs

[prestonchipfryer]

ready for creaming

[worthingpagan]

tight holes screaming

[Marco]

for a reaming

[prestonchipfryer]

, longing for fisting?

[worthingpagan]

5 knuckles shifting

[Roy S]

pushing Haemorrhoids aside

[Rare Bird]

bite on this.

[prestonchipfryer]

For satisfying bliss!

[Marco]

drink my piss

[Rare Bird]

use a reverse-osmosis-filter

[Marco]

as a suppository

[prestonchipfryer]

or an enema

[Roy S]

or colonic irrigation

[Reid Malenfant]

a good cleanout :eyebrows:

[Roy S]

rectum prolapse imminent

[Marco]

Maxi nappy ready?

[Reid Malenfant]

in deep sh*t

[Jonboy]

turd busters are

[Marco]

searching for jobbies

[brian2957]

With jobby bobbies

[Roy S]

and shite shovellers

[brian2957]

Gas masks on

[Roy S]

waders up tight

[brian2957]

Pooper scoopers ready

[Marco]

Capture those 'beef-olives'!

[brian2957]

All manner of ?

[Jonboy]

turd burglars galore

[Marco]

Jobby Jabbing Joes

[brian2957]

runnun for cover

[worthingpagan]

cryin for mother

[Marco]

craving her titty-milk

[prestonchipfryer]

creamy and satisfying

[Alex_UK]

poured over Weetabix

[prestonchipfryer]

, discharging over dinner

[Rare Bird]

all mopped up

[brian2957]

with brown bread

[prestonchipfryer]

dripping with butter

[Marco]

swallowing the smegma

[prestonchipfryer]

inducing involuntary gagging

[worthingpagan]

freedom of speech

[Marco]

to declare bisexuality

[worthingpagan]

thereby denying factuality

[Marco]

instead declaring poofterism

[worthingpagan]

rife in prison

[Marco]

big hairy arses

[prestonchipfryer]

ripe for shagging

[brian2957]

red red ring

[Marco]

red-raw bell-end rash

[brian2957]

galluping nob rot

[Jonboy]

bollock slapping delight

[Marco]

Jeffrey's parties always

[worthingpagan]

involve ky jelly

[Marco]

and buggering badgers

[Reid Malenfant]

brock make fireworks

[brian2957]

multiple explosions

[Marco]

of the anus

[brian2957]

shades of red

[Marco]

fart's too hot

[Reid Malenfant]

chilli burger supper

[brian2957]

external combustion

[Alex_UK]

evaporated one word? ;)

[brian2957]

single puff of smoke

[Alex_UK]

belched the dragon

[Jonboy]

the clues three-words

[brian2957]

well well well

[Marco]

Bella's gone and

[Roy S]

married Mr Emberg

[Marco]

so soon after

[prestonchipfryer]

was shagged ragged

[worthingpagan]

by a donkey

[brian2957]

called hee haw

[Puffin]

margery daw, bum

[brian2957]

bum bum bum buuuummm

[Marco]

there are skidmarks

[Jonboy]

down the M1

[brian2957]

20 metres long

[Marco]

across the gusset

[worthingpagan]

licked clean by

[Marco]

ravenous probing tongues

[Border Riever]

with rice crispies

[Marco]

mingling with jelly

[brian2957]

snap crackle wobble

[prestonchipfryer]

pussy to follow

[Jonboy]

bush like a-doormat

[Marco]

covered in dandruff

[prestonchipfryer]

with centre parting

[Jonboy]

no Bobby Chalton

[brian2957]

on a good day

[Marco]

when the wind

[Jonboy]

up the khyber-pass

[prestonchipfryer]

sebaceous fat arse

[Marco]

layers of lard

[prestonchipfryer]

difficult penile entry

[Border Riever]

witha warty one

[Marco]

stretch her buttocks

[brian2957]

until you can fit

[Marco]

that bulbous wart

[brian2957]

in ever increasing

[Roy S]

nudey prod games

[Marco]

where resident schoolgirls

[Roy S]

inhabit your behind

[brian2957]

where you might find

[Marco]

some stagnant rind

[brian2957]

slowly climbing

[Marco]

three words, daftee!

[prestonchipfryer]

Claudette began rubbing

[Marco]

her crystal ball

[Rare Bird]

when things started

[prestonchipfryer]

to move around

[Marco]

like crabs inside

[prestonchipfryer]

your ragged bum-hole

[Marco]

devouring faecal matter

[prestonchipfryer]

completely shit-faced

[Rare Bird]

tonight can't come-soon-enough :eyebrows:

[Marco]

drink then wank? :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

other way round

[Marco]

depends who's offering

[Jonboy]

i'm free dharling

[Border Riever]

said Mr Humphries

[brian2957]

to Mrs Slowcomes pussy

[prestonchipfryer]

who began blowing

[Marco]

stinky fart gas

[Alex_UK]

(Oh Brian - the clue is in the title, matey - three words! :doh:)

permeating every pore

[Roy S]

causing eye watering

[brian2957]

thick yellow mist

[Jonboy]

(Oh Brian - the clue is in the title, matey - three words! :doh:)



perhaps he's dylexic

[brian2957]

Gagging on the

[Alex_UK]

spicy Christmas sausage

[prestonchipfryer]

long and satisfying

[Border Riever]

like a curywurly

[prestonchipfryer]

huge in appearance

[Puffin]

devilishly small when

[brian2957]

it gets cold

[prestonchipfryer]

Mr. Floppy enters

[Jonboy]

nothing worth entering :(

[prestonchipfryer]

one-way street ahead

[Roy S]

quick u turn

[Marco]

before being caught

[Roy S]

by the privates

[Marco]

wanking over soiled-panties

[Roy S]

standing to attention

[Marco]

your little weiner

[Roy S]

seasonally wrapped with

[Marco]

your gran's brassiere

[Roy S]

lifts and separates

[Gromit]

twice a day

[Marco]

to the amusement

[Wakefield Turntables]

my knob hurts

[prestonchipfryer]

completely wanked out

[Reid Malenfant]

bust a bloodvessel

[prestonchipfryer]

sheep shaggin' again?

[worthingpagan]

Illegitimi non carborundum

[prestonchipfryer]

grind on this

[brian2957]

big bad boy

[Marco]

taking the girth

[Jonboy]

parting the lips

[Marco]

moistened in anticipation

[brian2957]

of smooth entry

[Marco]

but prevented by

[Roy S]

soft rubber bung

[Marco]

left over from

[Alex_UK]

home made wine

[brian2957]

another attempt at

[Marco]

calming her inhibitions

[Roy S]

lost for years

[Border Riever]

in hairy pie

[brian2957]

nothing to do

[Border Riever]

but investigate deeper

[brian2957]

with large probe

[Border Riever]

with AAA batteries

[brian2957]

high vibration level

[Border Riever]

out of control

[brian2957]

evacuate the building

[Border Riever]

splice the mainbrace