Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Alex_UK]

Torch batteries dead

[AJSki2fly]

Torchy is dead!

[struth]

poor battery boy

[walpurgis]

he's pretty dim

[AJSki2fly]

long-live iPhone boy


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[struth]

and android girl

[Vince]

Giving Cyber Sex

[struth]

on the airways

[AJSki2fly]

Surfing like’n Alien


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[struth]

fast broad band

[Vince]

Deleting browser history

[struth]

wipe the slate

[AJSki2fly]

ghosts in machine

[struth]

Haunting is daunting

[Vince]

Hairy is scary

[struth]

Bald is cauld

[walpurgis]

cheap and cheerful

[struth]

poor is-the pits

[Vince]

Down and out

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[Vince]

On your arse

[Roy S]

are latex pants

[AJSki2fly]

heat shrink fit

[struth]

cause excess sweat

[AJSki2fly]

Water filled balloon


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[struth]

Gives good soaking

[Vince]

Clean as whistle

[struth]

dry cleaned suit

[AJSki2fly]

Suits you Sir!


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[Alex_UK]

Check the lining

[struth]

drink the contents

[AJSki2fly]

adorning delightful visage


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[struth]

a buxom trollop

[prestonchipfryer]

with willing lips

[struth]

sucks iced pole

[AJSki2fly]

the slippery slope

[struth]

before the grope

[walpurgis]

yo bro innit

[struth]

quieter than quiet

[walpurgis]

loft my falf-teef

[struth]

snappers gotta-yir ass

[Alex_UK]

Dirty paparazzi perverts

[AJSki2fly]

Need locking up


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[struth]

ten years after

[Vince]

Hounding the public

[AJSki2fly]

at Cricklewood Green

[struth]

while shining balls

[Alex_UK]

Full to maximum

[AJSki2fly]

low on fuel


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[mad-moon]

running on fumes

[AJSki2fly]

fart gas rules!

[Vince]

Internal combustion stomach

[struth]

electrified and improved

[Alex_UK]

Stops the stench

[AJSki2fly]

only if outside

[struth]

or wearing mask

[Vince]

Bank robbers apperall

[Puffin]

worn with terror

[walpurgis]

and sequinned gimp-suit

[Puffin]

Provincial Not Friendly

[struth]

world's giant cop-out

[AJSki2fly]

escape to Mars

[struth]

in red ferrari

[AJSki2fly]

no gas there


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[struth]

lekky red sparks

[Alex_UK]

Immediately electrocuted himself

[walpurgis]

in a flash

[AJSki2fly]

of bright candescence


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[mad-moon]

In can descent

[struth]

trickle of tickle

[AJSki2fly]

dribble of dibble

[Vince]

All down front

[struth]

of his dress

[AJSki2fly]

in cocktail bar


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[struth]

For a pickup

[AJSki2fly]

a Gin Fizz


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[struth]

pink and speckly

[Vince]

Getting very itchy

[AJSki2fly]

spread on ointment


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[struth]

with a spatula

[walpurgis]

right up 'em

[AJSki2fly]

in those crevices


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[Vince]

Creating a stink

[prestonchipfryer]

dressed in pink

[Puffin]

clutch bag brenda

[struth]

Chug bag brenda

[prestonchipfryer]

greasy and willing

[mad-moon]

chip fat head

[AJSki2fly]

far too slippery


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[struth]

easy to slide-out

[AJSki2fly]

can’t get grip


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[struth]

pete the jakey

[mad-moon]

His dandruff's flaky

[AJSki2fly]

Head and Shoulders


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[Puffin]

Tower Bridge gallery

[Vince]

Just the head

[mad-moon]

on a spike

[AJSki2fly]

pilloried to rot


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[Vince]

All can view

[Vince]

Drawn and quartered

[AJSki2fly]

barbaric torture acts


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[Puffin]

careless pork costs

[AJSki2fly]

Slipped axe victims


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[mad-moon]

missing an ear

[AJSki2fly]

Tails of earadication

[Puffin]

very itchy cochlea

[AJSki2fly]

a spiders nest

[Puffin]

arrested in vest

[AJSki2fly]

netted in act


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[struth]

ripped and soaked

[mad-moon]

In rancid piss

[struth]

dipped in shit

[Vince]

Then sugar coated

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[Vince]

Still shit though

[AJSki2fly]

hose it off


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[prestonchipfryer]

suck it out

[walpurgis]

rude to spit

[struth]

scatter gun approach

[AJSki2fly]

share it around


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[Pigmy Pony]

spread the love

[AJSki2fly]

rub it all-over


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[mad-moon]

push stool in

[AJSki2fly]

mind the splinters


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[mad-moon]

That's Lemon Grass

[AJSki2fly]

suck it dry


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[Pigmy Pony]

let it bleed

[struth]

clean the wound

[AJSki2fly]

pour on iodine


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[Pigmy Pony]

might need stitches

[AJSki2fly]

bite on this


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[mad-moon]

A nipple fetish

[AJSki2fly]

wash those bottles


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[mad-moon]

Put them out

[struth]

For man's milk

[AJSki2fly]

Gold tops only


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[Vince]

Whip it up

[mad-moon]

into a frenzy

[AJSki2fly]

a whirling Dervish


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[struth]

Attacking a camel

[Vince]

Getting the hump

[AJSki2fly]

spitting in anger


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[struth]

wetting its pants

[AJSki2fly]

giving quiet relief


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[prestonchipfryer]

fountain-like spurting

[AJSki2fly]

geyser gushing forth


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[prestonchipfryer]

for fifth time

[walpurgis]

the fifth elephant

[AJSki2fly]

in the room


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[mad-moon]

The giant hypnotist

[prestonchipfryer]

calming Claudette's nerves

[mad-moon]

with its Trunk

[AJSki2fly]

a trunk call

[Vince]

Call of wild

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[AJSki2fly]

Woof, woof, woof


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[walpurgis]

he's barking mad

[struth]

howling at moon

[AJSki2fly]

Full moon fever


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[mad-moon]

It's the woluff

[struth]

dog day afternoon

[AJSki2fly]

asleep in sun


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[Vince]

Slowly cooking red

[struth]

wine beef stew

[AJSki2fly]

with garlic mash

[Vince]

Breath will smell

[AJSki2fly]

only botty burp


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[mad-moon]

Smells like shite

[struth]

Do not bite

[AJSki2fly]

Fart that gives


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[walpurgis]

keeps-on giving

[prestonchipfryer]

the aromatic splendor

[AJSki2fly]

stinky pooh juice

[mad-moon]

fuel of future

[struth]

Has no odour

[AJSki2fly]

sticks like glue


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[walpurgis]

glue meets non-stick

[struth]

got slightly unstuck

[AJSki2fly]

Stick ‘em up

[struth]

hammer it home

[AJSki2fly]

nail on head


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[struth]

skull and cross-bones

[walpurgis]

jolly old roger

[struth]

chopped off-his todger

[AJSki2fly]

the axe slipped


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[Vince]

Balls left behind

[struth]

black and blue

[AJSki2fly]

bruised and beaten


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[struth]

big glum bum

[AJSki2fly]

Bottoms up chaps


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[prestonchipfryer]

knickers down Nora

[mad-moon]

Search for dickies

[struth]

best quality overalls

[AJSki2fly]

complete body protection


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[struth]

giant panda skin

[AJSki2fly]

black n’white allover


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[struth]

true or false

[AJSki2fly]

Noughts and crosses


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[struth]

plusses and minuses

[AJSki2fly]

Crooners and Divas


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[struth]

lady of-the lake

[AJSki2fly]

Man of-the moment


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[struth]

some watery tart

[AJSki2fly]

tasting of lemons

[struth]

caused much sourness

[AJSki2fly]

and very sore

[struth]

entry and exit

[AJSki2fly]

in and out

[mad-moon]

bloody quick sharp

[struth]

Set of knives

[AJSki2fly]

sharp as razors


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[walpurgis]

he said bluntly

[mad-moon]

with sharp tongue

[AJSki2fly]

tongue in aspic

[struth]

dont do-it again

[Vince]

Very naughty boy!

[mad-moon]

Bend over laddy

[struth]

bend over lassie

[AJSki2fly]

Leave doggie alone

[struth]

in barley fields

[AJSki2fly]

strange UFO markings


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[prestonchipfryer]

big wobbly things

[walpurgis]

jellies and blancmanges

[struth]

sweet and bouncy

[AJSki2fly]

warm and sticky


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[struth]

stone cold mess

[AJSki2fly]

sat on ice

[mad-moon]

I've been shot

[struth]

I've got piles

[AJSki2fly]

in the arm


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[struth]

I got shot

[AJSki2fly]

Where’s the deputy


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[struth]

Feeding the dog

[walpurgis]

withered of oz

[AJSki2fly]

Toto’s in town

[struth]

beware the apache

[AJSki2fly]

Yes Kemo Sabhay

[struth]

who's we, white-man

[AJSki2fly]

making smoke signals


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[struth]

puff magic dragon

[AJSki2fly]

Noggin the Nog


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[struth]

olaf the lofty

[AJSki2fly]

Captain Pug Wash


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[struth]

winnie the pooh

[AJSki2fly]

Yellow sticky bear


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[walpurgis]

burnt weeny sandwich

[mad-moon]

hot dog bun

[struth]

big horses willy

[walpurgis]

ketchup in-the rye

[mad-moon]

Hold the mustard

[struth]

Bite the bun

[AJSki2fly]

Spit it out


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[struth]

dribble down chin