Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[walpurgis]

apply the ointment

[Marco]

to her clit

[Cmarzot]

using industrial sized

[Marco]

maxi-pad, moistened with

[walpurgis]

mayonnaise and peanut-butter

[Vince]

Peanut-butter and jelly

[AJSki2fly]

Cheese and marmite


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[Marco]

her-feet smell of

[struth]

Green tea leaves

[prestonchipfryer]

infused with smeg

[Cmarzot]

makes eyes water

[Marco]

the vinegary tang

[prestonchipfryer]

parching her throat

[AJSki2fly]

Time to swallow


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[Cmarzot]

what's-left ofher pride

[Vince]

Deep throat practitioner

[mad-moon]

Sucking Fishermans Friend

[AJSki2fly]

Brown elliptical lozenge


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[Puffin]

rubber bung dandy

[mad-moon]

For mamby pamby

[Cmarzot]

flim flam man

[Vince]

Smart dressed man

[AJSki2fly]

Suits you Sir


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[Cmarzot]

a paisley cravat

[AJSki2fly]

with floral fedora

[Cmarzot]

camo wife-beater T

[Vince]

Dig those flares

[Marco]

and pervy expression

[mad-moon]

Bell bottomed boy

[mad-moon]

in the navy

[struth]

Dance the hornpipe

[mad-moon]

Rum Sodomy Lash

[AJSki2fly]

Drunken tunnel debauchery


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[Cmarzot]

hassta havit now

[struth]

miss muffet's tuffet

[Marco]

visible underneath her

[prestonchipfryer]

damp frilly knickers

[Marco]

despite-the matted tuft

[mad-moon]

Pouffe's still firm

[struth]

Bees love honey

[Cmarzot]

Trump loves money

[mad-moon]

Don't we all

[AJSki2fly]

get rich quicky

[Cmarzot]

default on y'debts

[Marco]

sell soapy wanks-to

[struth]

the totally desperate

[Marco]

without-a shag in

[struth]

their pathetic lives

[mad-moon]

we're all doomed

[Puffin]

skint and blotchy

[walpurgis]

mouldy and maggoty

[Cmarzot]

Merkel and Macron

[User211]

Mogadon & Mandrax

[Marco]

Tantrums and Tampax

[AJSki2fly]

Rip and slash

[Marco]

her tights off

[Cmarzot]

for revenge fuck

[walpurgis]

fear of beer

[AJSki2fly]

Fear of light

[struth]

keeps your sight

[Marco]

on her shite

[Cmarzot]

not too bright

[mad-moon]

she's fuckin' thick

[Marco]

but-a great ride

[struth]

Queen of buses

[Cmarzot]

nobody rides fo'free

[AJSki2fly]

on the waltzer


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[mad-moon]

Or the twister

[walpurgis]

chucking-up all over

[AJSki2fly]

the Fair man

[Cmarzot]

we say "carny"

[Vince]

Let's Twister Again

[Light Dependant Resistor]

lockdown on thursday

[Cmarzot]

stockup wine cellar

[AJSki2fly]

neck it down


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[Cmarzot]

and bottoms up

[mad-moon]

head in sand

[struth]

Wiggle your wand

[AJSki2fly]

Abra cad abra


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[struth]

disappear up your

[Cmarzot]

granny's cobwebbed cornhole

[Marco]

arid, barren and

[mad-moon]

extremely well worn

[struth]

Ever so slightly

[Pigmy Pony]

flip flop flaps

[Marco]

with bare feet

[Cmarzot]

drips while walking

[mad-moon]

Leaking fanny pad

This is for Charles...The Fanny in the UK is not the bottom, like it is in the USA...so she's dripping blood

[Vince]

Running down legs

[Cmarzot]

big TikTok hit

[Marco]

Leaking fanny pad

This is for Charles...The Fanny in the UK is not the bottom, like it is in the USA...so she's dripping blood

I believe, over the pond, they call them 'maxi pads', or as Del calls them, her 'lady nappies':D

Marco.

[Marco]

big TikTok hit

small flick-flick clit

[Cmarzot]

I believe, over the pond, they call them 'maxi pads', or as Del calls them, her 'lady nappies':D

Marco.:doh:

[Marco]

:lolsign:

[mad-moon]

back on track

[Vince]

Lost in translation

[struth]

Book of trans

[Pigmy Pony]

Roger's The Sore-ass

[Marco]

after violation from

[Cmarzot]

terana thesuras rex

[Vince]

When dinosaurs ruled

[walpurgis]

lines on paper

[struth]

trash my shorts

[prestonchipfryer]

big ploppy ones

[mad-moon]

shit or shorts?

[Puffin]

spirts or quartz

[Marco]

my jobby's all-squidgy

[Cmarzot]

preceded by sharts

[Marco]

can you sniff-it?

[Cmarzot]

handing cork to

[Vince]

The wine connoisseur

[AJSki2fly]

into the spittoon


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[Cmarzot]

for mucousy lubrication

[AJSki2fly]

use slippy jelly


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[mad-moon]

for penis enlarger

[Cmarzot]

Swedish made, baby

[mad-moon]

Careless house maid ;)

[struth]

Snakehouse milking maid

[mad-moon]

Snake with tits

[struth]

Skin of teeth

[mad-moon]

The white armour

[AJSki2fly]

Champion wonder horse


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[Marco]

well-hung, menacing and

[struth]

Badly world weary

[Marco]

after having shagged

[walpurgis]

the knitting circle

[Marco]

Old Elsie's rampant

[Cmarzot]

mohair yarn obssession

[walpurgis]

spinning tall tales

[struth]

up the spout

[Marco]

roger a granny

[struth]

rogered by roger

[Marco]

rimmed by big-Ronnie

[struth]

fell-into her crevasse

[prestonchipfryer]

causing massive eruption

[Marco]

depositing a ball-full

[prestonchipfryer]

of hot, rancid

[Cmarzot]

untraceable semen sample

[Marco]

infected with AIDS

[Cmarzot]

infects Jared Kushner

[prestonchipfryer]

whose private parts

[Cmarzot]

including his "yumnuts"

[Marco]

were riddled-with disease

[Vince]

Pus filled blobs

[mad-moon]

full of spunk

[Vince]

Loads little tadpoles

[struth]

Torpedoes, a tradition

[Marco]

well-packed and creamy

[prestonchipfryer]

spurting hot, steaming

[Marco]

ready to fertilize

[Vince]

Adding to family

[Cmarzot]

of inbred cretins

[Marco]

infecting gene pool

[Cmarzot]

survival o'the fitest

[AJSki2fly]

Cull the unclean

[Marco]

shoot the losers!

[Cmarzot]

eugenics meeting tonight

[Marco]

you booked me-in?

[Cmarzot]

yes, come early

[Marco]

that's the problem

[Jac Hawk]

bye bye Donald

[Cmarzot]

thank f'ing god

[mad-moon]

He's the best

[struth]

King of sling

[AJSki2fly]

Who’s wearing sling-backs?


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[Cmarzot]

show me pee-pee-tape

[mad-moon]

Onya Backubitch Knickersoffalott

[Vince]

Ben Dover Given'it

[struth]

big ginger oolong

[mad-moon]

hard standing schlong

[Marco]

big tufty fur-burger

[mad-moon]

Dive at five

[Marco]

muff dat fluff

[Cmarzot]

Romy the cat

[struth]

wearing a hat

[mad-moon]

and high boots

[AJSki2fly]

Puss in Boots

[Cmarzot]

meet Pussy Galore

[Marco]

hot kinky boots

[AJSki2fly]

Shiny stretch rubber

[Vince]

Wearing Gimp suit

[struth]

with no bottom

[AJSki2fly]

Bum flaps best


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[Marco]

vote for panty-girdles

[mad-moon]

prefer crotchless knickers

[Marco]

an insufficient challenge

[struth]

Knickerless crotches then

[Marco]

white cotton panties

[Cmarzot]

never outa style

[Marco]

the wife's favourites

[Vince]

Flowery incontinence panties

[struth]

overflowing incontinence panties

[Marco]

booster pad applied

[struth]

And badly needed

[Marco]

making it bulky

[struth]

weighing a ton

[Marco]

big-knickers can cope

[struth]

Dragging along pavement

[Marco]

, the sagging gusset

[AJSki2fly]

Wind blown gusset


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[Vince]

Wind blowing arse

[AJSki2fly]

Smelly botty burps


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[struth]

Lord's smelly ring

[mad-moon]

Little lord Fondleroy

[Pigmy Pony]

Toy boy Roy

[mad-moon]

Rolex for sale

[Marco]

Durex for hire

[struth]

used rubber specialists

[Marco]

only slightly perforated

[struth]

has-own puncture kit

[Marco]

but regardless squirts

[mad-moon]

you in eyes

[Marco]

his dirty water

[mad-moon]

from japs eye

[struth]

tit for tat

[Vince]

Made your bed

[Marco]

to wank in

[walpurgis]

time with music

[Marco]

whilst tapping feet

[Cmarzot]

stepping in jism

[Marco]

squelching between toes

[AJSki2fly]

Seeping cow shit

[walpurgis]

breathing fart fumes

[AJSki2fly]

Methaned into delerium

[mad-moon]

A fart smeller

[Marco]

inhale that STENCH!

[mad-moon]

Blown from Arse

[struth]

Big gas gun

[Marco]

menacing and loaded

[struth]

Fires plenty tracer

[Marco]

at auld Senga

[struth]

A big target

[Marco]

those humungous saddlebags

[struth]

With the spurtmarks

[AJSki2fly]

splattered all about


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[Marco]

the duvet, after

[mad-moon]

The duck's spunked

[AJSki2fly]

gander in dark


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[Marco]

a quick fumble

[struth]

trip and tumble

[walpurgis]

OK, who blew-off?

[Marco]

was your pooch

[Cmarzot]

dirty little bitch

[Marco]

wearing same knickers-for

[mad-moon]

All the boyos

[Cmarzot]

and their mamas

[Marco]

inside the incest-tent

[prestonchipfryer]

sharing brotherly love

[Vince]

With Uncle brother

[mad-moon]

suck mammy's knob