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struth
25-02-2021, 09:28
Rubbish videolinking!

Have you noticed how many TV appearances via videolinking are badly thought out or not thought about at all? It's mainly backgrounds that get me, there was a guy on this morning who'd sat himself halfway across a large and slightly odd wall portrait which was totally distracting. Others come on TV from a total tip of a room in their house. I've seen all sorts of daft things behind folk on camera. Surely they can't lack the imagination to see that a plain wall or similar might be best?

some gal left her dildo on a shelf behind her:lol: might have been to boost ratings tho;)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Esr_YdrXcAc7xGV?format=jpg&name=small

Filterlab
25-02-2021, 12:27
Surely they can't lack the imagination to see that a plain wall or similar might be best?
That would require common sense, and most of the people one sees on homemade TV have anything but.


some gal left her dildo on a shelf behind her:lol: might have been to boost ratings tho;)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Esr_YdrXcAc7xGV?format=jpg&name=small

:lol: She likes it thick. :D

Marco
25-02-2021, 12:59
Well - COCK-a-doodle-doo!:D

Marco.

Marco
25-02-2021, 13:05
Hey, Granty, it's a good job Del doesn't 'broadcast live' from her princess room, eh?:eek::stalks::wow::sofa::uhho:

:lol::lol:

Marco.

struth
25-02-2021, 13:29
now, now Del would never, ever.....em ...:D

Marco
25-02-2021, 13:31
Of course not, she's a very good girl!:pat:

Marco.

struth
25-02-2021, 13:36
:donk::whippin:

Edward
25-02-2021, 13:57
I like how some bloke on Twitter wondered why Yvette Amos had a statuette of Piers Morgan on her shelf.

Barry
25-02-2021, 17:34
I use those backgrounds of book-lined shelves to be a good test of the resolution of one's TV (and of course of the camera in the laptop etc.). I like to see how many of the titles printed on the spine I can read. :)

But my big dislike is the frequent lack of lip-synch - I find it irritating and unwatchable. :(

Filterlab
25-02-2021, 17:40
Any decent TV should have an audio delay/gain function. I have to alter mine as I change certain system digital components; I think it's running at -110ms currently. Spot on it is.

Macca
25-02-2021, 17:57
If it's an expert in something who is being interviewed then it's customary to have lots of books in view behind them.

If it's a scientific expert then they might have some lab equipment behind them instead.

How else would you know they're an expert? Blank walls tell you nothing.

Barry
25-02-2021, 17:58
No doubt my telly has it, but would it mean I have to fiddle around changing the delay all time? For all broadcast items it is not needed; only for some video links.

Macca
25-02-2021, 17:59
Any decent TV should have an audio delay/gain function. I have to alter mine as I change certain system digital components; I think it's running at -110ms currently. Spot on it is.

You know in 20 odd years of doing A/V I've never had that issue? Even when I was daisy-chaining the DVD player through the VCR.

Barry
25-02-2021, 18:06
Yes - I never came across the problem until the advent of broadcast video links. I assume it doesn't affect those involved; it's only when the link is broadcast does the problem arise. It's not consistent either, with some of the participants the delay doesn't occur (or if it does, the delay is so small I don't notice it).

Filterlab
25-02-2021, 19:05
You know in 20 odd years of doing A/V I've never had that issue? Even when I was daisy-chaining the DVD player through the VCR.

It depends on the transmission. If it's analogue then there's no need for it. I never needed it until using streaming services. From then it's been quite handy, which is why they put the feature in I guess.

Macca
25-02-2021, 19:29
I don't think there's been analogue TV transmissions for a long time.

But I don't use streaming so maybe that's why I haven't encountered it.

Filterlab
25-02-2021, 20:13
No, but playing a DVD player through a VCR would be an analogue connection.

struth
26-02-2021, 16:58
My 2020 energy report.

Compared to the average UK home, you're lowering your total emissions by 3,178 kg of CO2e per year. It would take 1,589 trees to absorb that.

Macca
26-02-2021, 17:20
How big are the trees? What type of tree? In what environment?

Do they have a 'standard' tree modelled, based on measuring the CO2 uptake of every type of tree in every environment? I bet they don't.

What a load of bollocks.

struth
26-02-2021, 17:24
How big are the trees? What type of tree? In what environment?

Do they have a 'standard' tree modelled, based on measuring the CO2 uptake of every type of tree in every environment? I bet they don't.

What a load of bollocks.

big fucker trees mate:D big buggers:ner:

walpurgis
26-02-2021, 17:35
What a load of bollocks.

"bollocks" is the standard unit of government blurb, against which all other bullshit is measured!

Filterlab
26-02-2021, 18:04
"bollocks" is the standard unit of government blurb, against which all other bullshit is measured!

Seven bollocks today, eleven yesterday, and a staggering 56 bollocks on Tuesday.

That's my 2021 windpower windbag report.

Marco
26-02-2021, 18:25
Does anyone care?:)

Marco.

Marco
26-02-2021, 19:14
Totally with Morgan on these fucking imbeciles [whom I'd gladly line up against a wall and shoot]: https://www.aol.co.uk/entertainment/piers-morgan-slams-woke-imbeciles-103848428.html

Marco.

guy
26-02-2021, 19:26
Hasbro said "toy needed to break from gender norms" :rfl:

it's a toy based on a potato. FFS, what kind of perverse mind would attach a gender to a potato :)

https://i.postimg.cc/WphfX6YW/potatopenis2.jpg (https://postimages.org/)

Marco
26-02-2021, 19:31
Lol - great pic!:D

But on a more serious note, exactly... It's rather worrying that these useless/waste of oxygen snowflake-cockheads seem to have so much influence on things!!:doh::guns:

Marco.

guy
26-02-2021, 19:41
Lol - great pic!:D

But on a more serious note, exactly... It's rather worrying that these useless/waste of oxygen snowflake-cockheads seem to have so much influence on things!!:doh::guns:

Marco.

You are right - a few years ago I would have just thought "what a wanker" if anyone had come up with such a ludicrous idea (and ignored it).

Pigmy Pony
26-02-2021, 20:01
You are right - a few years ago I would have just thought "what a wanker" if anyone had come up with such a ludicrous idea (and ignored it).

I still do.

Filterlab
26-02-2021, 20:11
Does anyone care?:)

Marco.

No, which is why I don't bother posting much these days.

Marco
26-02-2021, 20:18
Lol - I meant about any bollocks the government spouts.

Marco.

guy
26-02-2021, 23:31
I still do.

I admire your fortitude. Problem is (as I see it), if major companies are feeling obliged to kowtow to these pressure groups, then the lunatics really have taken over the asylum.
On a related theme, just watch a few adverts and see what marketing companies are doing in order to be part of the new order :(

Pigmy Pony
27-02-2021, 07:17
It's the manufacturers employing these marketing companies that will be wasting their money. I'm all for including minorities (we are all human beings with a right to a voice), but I'm not sure if there are enough lesbian couples with small kiddies eating oven chips to keep Mccains afloat.

Macca
27-02-2021, 07:37
Oven chips are what some ad exec living in Islington on 400K a year thinks 'struggling' people eat.

In reality they're too expensive.

struth
27-02-2021, 07:41
Oven chips are what some ad exec living in Islington on 400K a year thinks 'struggling' people eat.

In reality they're too expensive.And they don't have or use ovens. Microwave chips maybe

Marco
27-02-2021, 07:46
Problem is (as I see it), if major companies are feeling obliged to kowtow to these pressure groups, then the lunatics really have taken over the asylum.
On a related theme, just watch a few adverts and see what marketing companies are doing in order to be part of the new order :(

Exactly as I see it too, and it's only set to get worse.

Like Piggurs (and you too, I'm sure) I have nothing against minority groups or the underprivileged/disadvantaged in society having a voice and seeking to achieve greater equality (indeed more power to them), but what I can't stand, is both political correctness being taken to absurd levels, or worse, an active campaign by a small, but vocal and seemingly highly influential group, seeking for society to bow to their self-serving agenda and adopt their blinkered mindset - which is exactly what these 'woke' imbeciles appear to be all about!:rolleyes:

I'd love to know what's prompted this crap/given birth to it, over the last few years, who's actually behind it, and what their end goal is....

Marco.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 07:51
On a related theme, just watch a few adverts and see what marketing companies are doing in order to be part of the new order :(

I know what you mean. It's all agenda driven and deliberately does not reflect reality. Thought control!

Marco
27-02-2021, 07:52
Oven chips are what some ad exec living in Islington on 400K a year thinks 'struggling' people eat.


So, as our self-appointed expert on these matters;) what exactly do 'struggling people' eat?

Big Macs? Yeah, that makes sense!:D

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 07:53
I know what you mean. It's all agenda driven and deliberately does not reflect reality. Thought control!

Indeed (mind control, via subliminal advertising)... I've mentioned this before, remember?

That's why we must resist it, at all costs, and remain as free-thinkers!

Marco.

Macca
27-02-2021, 07:56
And they don't have or use ovens. Microwave chips maybe

Farm Foods own brand. Cheap because you're not paying an extra 50p a bag to fund the advertising campaign

Marco
27-02-2021, 07:57
And they don't have or use ovens. Microwave chips maybe

The funniest (or saddest) thing of course is that the cheapest, tastiest (and healthiest) way of eating chips, is to buy a bag of spuds and do it yourself!:)

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 08:01
The funniest (or saddest) thing of course is that the cheapest, tastiest (and healthiest) way of eating chips, is to buy a bag of spuds and do it yourself!:)

Marco.

ah yes, but they have skins on them, and if little johnny sees skins he wont eat them... little johnny doesnt like depriving a potato of its skin. so we get fries instead.. no skins:eyebrows:

Marco
27-02-2021, 08:03
Lol - well 'little Johnny' needs a good boot up the arse!!

Marco.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 08:04
Indeed (mind control, via subliminal advertising)... I've mentioned this before, remember?

That's why we must resist it, at all costs, and remain as free-thinkers!

Marco.

The thing is, who's being allowed to apply the pressure that steers advertising (amongst other things) this way and why are they getting away with it?

struth
27-02-2021, 08:06
Lol - well 'little Johnny' needs a good boot up the arse!!

Marco.

you will put him off his strawberry icecream doing that;)

Pigmy Pony
27-02-2021, 08:11
ah yes, but they have skins on them, and if little johnny sees skins he wont eat them... little johnny doesnt like depriving a potato of its skin. so we get fries instead.. no skins:eyebrows:

Little Johnny wants his chips to be amphibious landing craft shaped, and mum must oblige, or she's a bad parent :(

Macca
27-02-2021, 08:12
The thing is, who's being allowed to apply the pressure that steers advertising (amongst other things) this way and why are they getting away with it?

Wisdom has it that your brand has to be seen as being inclusive and diverse. So really it's market forces. Or someone's interpretation of what the market forces are.

If they sell more oven chips they'll keep doing it. If they don't, expect a different style of ad campaign to come along soon.

Macca
27-02-2021, 08:19
I'll wager their research shows that 90% of oven chips are bought by women (or someone identifying as a woman).

So although us blokes (and those identifying as blokes) see the ads and scoff derisorily, women are more likely to think 'Ah that's lovely.'

Personally I've got more of an issue with that ad where a mature woman refers to her urine as 'wee'. I mean really?

There's another one, again a bird who won't see forty again, talking about her 'tummy'.

Marco
27-02-2021, 08:20
I'd ban the lot and spend the money instead on teaching folk how to cook!

Let's get BACK to BASICS:exactly:

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 08:22
So, as our self-appointed expert on these matters;) what exactly do 'struggling people' eat?

Big Macs? Yeah, that makes sense!:D

Marco.

Ahem, Macca - still waiting on an answer... :wave::popcorn:

;)

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 08:27
Ahem, Macca - still waiting on an answer... :wave::popcorn:

;)

Marco.

he said iceland chips.. cheapest of the cheap

Filterlab
27-02-2021, 08:28
So, as our self-appointed expert on these matters;) what exactly do 'struggling people' eat?

Big Macs? Yeah, that makes sense!:D

Marco.

Large computers?!

Macca
27-02-2021, 08:28
Ahem, Macca - still waiting on an answer... :wave::popcorn:

;)

Marco.

Missed that.

Speaking from personal experience - baked potatoes, cheese on toast, beans on toast, spag bol, hot pot, omelettes. Hungry in between then you fill up on bread.

Booze - whatever is the highest alcohol content to price ratio. Used to be peach or pear wine, no idea these days. Cider probably.

Macca
27-02-2021, 08:30
he said iceland chips.. cheapest of the cheap

Farm Foods mate, Iceland not the cheapest by a long shot.

In America they have 'Food 4 Less.' never been in one of those though.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 08:30
The funeral of "Captain Tom" is today and still nobody mentions that he was killed by the stupidity or indifference of those around him. He was needlessly exposed to Covid 19. It is a horrible disease and those who die from it suffer enormously. He was unlikely to be around much longer due to age, but that was no way to go!

struth
27-02-2021, 08:34
Farm Foods mate, Iceland not the cheapest by a long shot.

In America they have 'Food 4 Less.' never been in one of those though.Ah yes farm foods. Not much worse than FF.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 08:55
The skinny new weather guy Owain on BBC is a bit different, with his pale green suit and odd haircut. I wonder if he's friends with Rylan?

Marco
27-02-2021, 09:09
Missed that.

Speaking from personal experience - baked potatoes, cheese on toast, beans on toast, spag bol, hot pot, omelettes. Hungry in between then you fill up on bread.


Nothing wrong with any of that (as unless the spag bol was out of a tin), it all involves some element of cooking it yourself) , and backs up what I said earlier about what's the cheapest and healthiest way to eat!

Although, I'm surprised you didn't include soup (or rice) in that - as a big pot of veg soup costs next to hee-haw to make and is very tasty and nutritious. Ditto pan-frying some chicken and rice.

So all the chavs then who feed themselves at McDonalds or Burger King obviously aren't struggling?;)

I'd argue that you've eaten (as outlined), when you were 'struggling', because you were educated enough to know that was the cheapest and best way to eat, whereas the dumb fucks in the same category just eat garbage 24/7, and often garbage which isn't that cheap!:doh:


Booze - whatever is the highest alcohol content to price ratio. Used to be peach or pear wine, no idea these days. Cider probably.

What bearing does the alcohol content have on the cheapness of booze, and what's the motivation always to get drunk?

The last bit is a serious question, as I'm fundamentally not wired that way, so simply don't get the mentality.

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 09:17
Ah yes farm foods. Not much worse than FF.

What's the other "FF"?:)

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 09:19
Large computers?!

Droll! :D

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 09:20
farmfoods... nothing much worse imo; not sure much of it should be called food?. iceland isnt much better tbh. you'll do better buying supermarket own labels.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 09:26
iceland isnt much better tbh.

Having been rather dependant on food deliveries in the last year, I have to say Iceland offerings have been as acceptable for me as any others, possibly better than some.

Marco
27-02-2021, 09:28
Ah I see... I wouldn't know, as I've never been in these places and wouldn't touch them with a bargepole.

I just wish the government would introduce a scheme to educate the masses on how to eat cheaply, but also WELL. And it *can* be done. It would not only improve their physical health (and bank balance), but also mental health/well being, in terms of the satisfaction of having made the meals yourself and feeding yourself and family more healthily.

All that processed shite also fucks with your head, in terms of your body's reaction to the chemicals. It's just SO BAD on EVERY level!!

Marco.

Firebottle
27-02-2021, 09:34
The skinny new weather guy Owain on BBC is a bit different, with his pale green suit and odd haircut. I wonder if he's friends with Rylan?

The funniest thing is that 'Rylan's' real name was Robin and he was a ginge.

struth
27-02-2021, 09:36
Having been rather dependant on food deliveries in the last year, I have to say Iceland offerings have been as acceptable for me as any others, possibly better than some.

i admit to not having used them for some years, but when i did, it was pretty horrible stuff. think the cardboard packaging looked better. For cheap and quick soup if youve nowt much fresh, then emergency tinned veg works just fine. carrots especially. just mash them and fire into soup. have some good stock cubes(never cheap out on stock) even tinned new potatoes are ok in soup. Kibbled onion is useful to have in stock etc.
its all irrellevent if you can get the fresh stuff, but if you cant you can still make decent soup for very little

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 09:39
I shall bear all this in mind next time I have chicken nuggets, spaghetti hoops and instant mash! ;)

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 09:42
The funniest thing is that 'Rylan's' real name was Robin and he was a ginge.

And didn't have fake teeth.

Macca
27-02-2021, 09:42
Nothing wrong with any of that (as unless the spag bol was out of a tin), it all involves some element of cooking it yourself) , and backs up what I said earlier about what's the cheapest and healthiest way to eat!

Although, I'm surprised you didn't include soup (or rice) in that - as a big pot of veg soup costs next to hee-haw to make and is very tasty and nutritious. Ditto pan-frying some chicken and rice.

So all the chavs then who feed themselves at McDonalds or Burger King obviously aren't struggling?;)

I'd argue that you've eaten (as outlined), when you were 'struggling', because you were educated enough to know that was the cheapest and best way to eat, whereas the dumb fucks in the same category just eat garbage 24/7, and often garbage which isn't that cheap!:doh:



What bearing does the alcohol content have on the cheapness of booze, and what's the motivation always to get drunk?

The last bit is a serious question, as I'm fundamentally not wired that way, so simply don't get the mentality.

Marco.

If you can afford to eat at Burger King or Maccy D then you're not struggling.

Nothing to do with intelligence, if you don't have the money it just isn't an option you'd even consider. Take-away food of any kind that is, not just those two.

Booze - you have no money for hi-fi upgrades but nothing improves the sound of a system more than a drop of booze. No need to get drunk, just under the influence. A bottle of peach wine would last me three days and it was only about £1.50. Still an expense you had to account for though.

struth
27-02-2021, 09:44
:lolsign:

didnt say i did, just that you can live off it...
https://youtu.be/J6deUbS0bDo

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 09:48
Here's a tip (some may cringe :D). Deep fry tinned spuds! They come out really nicely :).

Marco
27-02-2021, 10:01
I shall bear all this in mind next time I have chicken nuggets, spaghetti hoops and instant mash! ;)

Why eat that shite though, Geoff, in the first place?

I don't believe for one second that you can't afford to eat better, and I certainly know you can cook, as I've seen examples on the food thread! Sorry, no offence, but the only real excuse I can see then is laziness... Yet you're retired and so should have plenty of time on your hands to knock up some decent nosh:scratch:

What's happened to all those lovely fresh salads you used to post pics of? :)

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 10:25
Why eat that shite though, Geoff, in the first place?

I don't believe for one second that you can't afford to eat better, and I certainly know you can cook, as I've seen examples on the food thread! Sorry, no offence, but the only real excuse I can see then is laziness... Yet you're retired and so should have plenty of time on your hands to knock up some decent nosh:scratch:

What's happened to all those lovely fresh salads you used to post pics of? :)

Marco.

some folk like chicken nuggets; especially vegetarians;)

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 11:01
Why eat that shite though, Geoff, in the first place?

Marco.

That's actually my youngest grand daughter's favourite meal I usually have chicken nuggets in the freezer, the dog is addicted to them .

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:08
some folk like chicken nuggets; especially vegetarians;)

Lol - bit of an oxymoron there. If that's true, then they aren't real vegetarians!

Shall I try them on Del, then?:eek::uhho:

:D

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:09
That's actually my youngest grand daughter's favourite meal I usually have chicken nuggets in the freezer, the dog is addicted to them .

Lol - no comment!:doh:;)

Want to know what my favourite meal was as a kid?:D

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 11:17
Lol - bit of an oxymoron there. If that's true, then they aren't real vegetarians!

Shall I try them on Del, then?:eek::uhho:

:D

Marco.Who u calling a moron [emoji23] was suggesting the closest they came to a chicken was in the freezer

Roy S
27-02-2021, 11:18
Having been rather dependant on food deliveries in the last year, I have to say Iceland offerings have been as acceptable for me as any others, possibly better than some.

+1

That's where the last steak I put on the food thread came from, their range of fresh produce is a bit limited but all good quality.

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:19
Lol.... :eyebrows:

There'll defo be 'chicken bits' in - the question is, which 'bits'?:spew::bog:

I think I'd rather eat my own cock.

Marco.

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 11:22
Want to know what my favourite meal was as a kid?:D

Marco.

Big Mac? :)

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:23
+1

That's where the last steak I put on the food thread came from, their range of fresh produce is a bit limited but all good quality.

Lol - in fairness Iceland is ok, although we don't shop there. I've seen enough of their stuff though to gauge it as decent. Have you given up using your local butcher, Roy, or is that deemed currently by the powers that be as a 'non-essential journey'?:rolleyes:

We buy all our meat from the local butcher. There's simply no reason to go elsewhere, as it's handy, cheaper than the stuff in a supermarket, and FAR better quality - and we like supporting local businesses!:cool:

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:26
Big Mac? :)

Lol... Was that a serious answer? Consider my Italian heritage and that I've been a 'foodie' since about 5!:D

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 11:37
Lol... Was that a serious answer? Consider my Italian heritage and that I've been a 'foodie' since about 5!:D

Marco.

Antipasto and Cannoli

Roy S
27-02-2021, 11:43
Have you given up using your local butcher, Roy, or is that deemed currently by the powers that be as a 'non-essential journey'?:rolleyes:



Just been easier getting stuff delivered being in the 'high risk' category (get my first jab later today). Only used that butchers as I was over that way at the dentist but will go back.

Marco
27-02-2021, 11:59
Cool beans, mate. Didn't realise you had health problems - what puts you in the 'high risk category, then?

Marco.

guy
27-02-2021, 12:00
Just back from fairly local butcher: venison and blueberry sausages, treacle cured bacon, dry cure bacon offcuts (for making a tomato sauce), oak smoked gammon (to be boiled in home brew cider before short roast with mustard and brown sugar glaze), going back on Tuesday as he is getting some ox tail in for me.

Something very satisfying about getting home from the butcher - primal hunter/gatherer needs?

Marco
27-02-2021, 12:03
Antipasto and Cannoli

Hahahaha... You're not far off, mate!:D

Cannoli are a southern Italian thing, but Antipasto, defo... My fav food though, even as a 5-year old, was my mum's homemade spinach and ricotta cannelloni with meat/ragu sauce - and yes washed down with a glass of Chianti [well, more water than Chianti, but there was a bit in!]:eyebrows:

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 12:15
i like good cannelloni myself but hard to find ready made now, and im to clumsy

Macca
27-02-2021, 12:18
Just back from fairly local butcher: venison and blueberry sausages, treacle cured bacon, dry cure bacon offcuts (for making a tomato sauce), oak smoked gammon (to be boiled in home brew cider before short roast with mustard and brown sugar glaze), going back on Tuesday as he is getting some ox tail in for me.

Something very satisfying about getting home from the butcher - primal hunter/gatherer needs?

yes, successful hunting expedition. Bringing home the bacon. Literally.

Marco
27-02-2021, 12:53
i like good cannelloni myself but hard to find ready made now, and im to clumsy

My mum's were legendary, mate. Made her own pasta from scratch, to start, then the filling and sauce... Just to die for. You'd have loved them!:)

But yeah, I wasn't a stranger to that stuff at that age - just a big difference in food cultures - and other favourites were veal escalopes, pan-fried in breadcrumbs, or veal chops, marinated in fresh rosemary and thyme from our garden, lemon sole with capers and butter [fish sourced from the village fishmonger], porcini mushroom risotto, chicken in white wine and tomatoes - homemade tiramisu, all sorts, mate.

I was eating well, long before I met Del. Just fortunate that her Welsh/German/Croatian heritage had a similar food culture [she'd also been brought up on home-cooked food, and indeed learned how to do things in the kitchen from when she was 4], and so I moved from living with one great cook to another!:D;)

Marco.

Marco
27-02-2021, 12:54
Just back from fairly local butcher: venison and blueberry sausages, treacle cured bacon, dry cure bacon offcuts (for making a tomato sauce), oak smoked gammon (to be boiled in home brew cider before short roast with mustard and brown sugar glaze), going back on Tuesday as he is getting some ox tail in for me.

Something very satisfying about getting home from the butcher - primal hunter/gatherer needs?

Yeah, WAY better and more rewarding than sitting clicking a mouse, innit?:)

The feel good factor alone, from getting out and about and meeting people you know, as we've built up a great rapport with our local butcher [Del takes him in a big bag of fresh herbs from our garden, which he either uses to decorate the meat on display or gives to his best customers], is wonderful, and the whole experience just more 'human' and real.

I've vowed that unless I'm disabled or ill to the extent that I can't shop physically, I'll never have stuff delivered. My dad's nearly 88 and still does all his own shopping, and wouldn't have it any other way, until he has no choice otherwise. I respect those who through ill health or disability can't shop physically, but have little time for all the lazy bastards who are plenty fit enough to go round a supermarket, but can't be arsed shifting their corpulent bottoms from the sofa!!:guns:

Marco.

Roy S
27-02-2021, 13:26
Cool beans, mate. Didn't realise you had health problems - what puts you in the 'high risk category, then?

Marco.

The parkinson’s can cause respiratory problems


Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk

struth
27-02-2021, 14:02
saw a video of a woman taking off her thong to use as a face mask in a shop in SA :lol:


https://youtu.be/72ejVth8CKU

walpurgis
27-02-2021, 14:07
Not to be sniffed at!

Filterlab
27-02-2021, 14:34
Mmmmm, pine fresh.

Marco
27-02-2021, 14:39
Hahaha... And she was immediately reminded to swing by the fish counter and buy some kippers!:lol:

The arrows on the floor indicating the 'One-Way' social distancing system in force were subsequently further highlighted by the trail of dandruff she left behind....

Anyway, if Del had done that, hers would've doubled as a balaclava!!:D

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
27-02-2021, 14:40
Are these carrots fresh? They smell like shit. And I'm sure these salmon fillets are a bit off

Marco
27-02-2021, 14:44
Nah, it's amazing the nasty niffs a scented pantyliner can hide!:eyebrows:

Like Rob says, "Pine Fresh"!

I'm getting 'notes of lavender', tinged with 'essence of prawn cocktail':D

Marco.

struth
27-02-2021, 16:01
hopefully they were fresh on

Marco
27-02-2021, 18:49
Was anyone watching the rugby?

Fantastic match in the Six Nations, with Wales pumping the Englanders, and on course now for the Grand Slam!!!

YAAAAASSSSSSS.....

:yay::yay::yay: :champagne::champagne: :yay::yay::yay:

:sheep::sheep::sheep::sheep:

WELL DONE, LADS!!!

:clap::clap::clap:

Marco.

guy
27-02-2021, 21:18
Yes, the ref' had a great game :lol:

Marco
27-02-2021, 22:04
Aye, the 'unbiased Frenchman' - a rather novel concept when the opposition is England!:D

Marco.

Filterlab
27-02-2021, 22:08
:lol:

walpurgis
28-02-2021, 09:38
Got that nice Mr. Tesco coming to see me this afternoon, he always brings me loads of goodies :).

(think I may order groceries from Asda next time for a change, but that will be a month away)

struth
28-02-2021, 09:47
Got that nice Mr. Tesco coming to see me this afternoon, he always brings me loads of goodies :).

(think I may order groceries from Asda next time for a change, but that will be a month away)

ive got a shopping for my son coming from tesco to his house today too. late morning. i give all my tesco slots to him.

Pigmy Pony
28-02-2021, 09:52
You're a good dad :)

walpurgis
28-02-2021, 11:17
Does anybody else feel like thumping people who start conversations with "so"? :donk:

Macca
28-02-2021, 11:22
Yes.

struth
28-02-2021, 11:28
Does anybody else feel like thumping people who start conversations with "so"? :donk:

so what:D

guy
28-02-2021, 11:33
so, what is your problem with it?

Pigmy Pony
28-02-2021, 13:02
So is a Peter Gabriel album from the 80s. Highly regarded, but I always thought it a bit so so. I assume you're ok with a sentence ending with so, say if it isn't so.

guy
28-02-2021, 14:11
Joe?

struth
01-03-2021, 10:36
getting my ftp fitted today. think they are stringing an optic cable at moment from poles. hoping it goes well.. knowing my luck it wont :D

struth
01-03-2021, 10:50
My signal is gone. Doh. Oh well I've lost TV too for now. Hopefully I will be zooming super fast later

struth
01-03-2021, 10:59
Son on law has come to recover my shed too. Getting all done today. Storms ripped off the felt.

Marco
01-03-2021, 11:01
What's an FTP, mate? Anyway, hope it's sorted soon:)

Marco.

struth
01-03-2021, 11:06
What's an FTP, mate? Anyway, hope it's sorted soon:)

Marco.Ftp.. Fibre to premises. Currently just have fibre to street. So this will speed me up a bit. Well more than a bit really.

Marco
01-03-2021, 11:11
Ah, cool.. Thought it would be something like that. We've had that with Virgin now for a few years. I'm sure you'll be zooming about later! Don't forget to take a screenshot of the speed test:)

Marco.

walpurgis
01-03-2021, 11:32
Ftp.. Fibre to premises. Currently just have fibre to street. So this will speed me up a bit. Well more than a bit really.

Not so advanced here, some communication is still by beating of Tom-Toms and if you mention 'internet' they think you're talking about football! :)

struth
01-03-2021, 12:35
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/800x600q90/923/QsNZIU.png

not too shabby

walpurgis
01-03-2021, 12:51
Mine's slower........................ A lot slower!

https://i.ibb.co/KrwRBM3/Screen-Shot-03-01-21-at-12-46-PM.png (https://imgbb.com/)

struth
01-03-2021, 12:56
Mine's slower........................ A lot slower!

https://i.ibb.co/KrwRBM3/Screen-Shot-03-01-21-at-12-46-PM.png (https://imgbb.com/)

yeah its slow for nowadays but before i moved to fibre from cabinet which gave me about 27mbs, i only got about 3mbs

walpurgis
01-03-2021, 15:00
Minimalism! A good choice?

https://theconversation.com/i-spoke-to-minimalists-to-find-out-why-they-are-giving-up-their-personal-possessions-155353

mad-moon
01-03-2021, 15:13
I spoke to ‘minimalists’ to find out why they are giving up their personal possessions

They've sold everything because they are skint....

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 17:51
getting my ftp fitted today. think they are stringing an optic cable at moment from poles. hoping it goes well.. knowing my luck it wont :D

FTTP. FTP is an entirely different thing.

struth
01-03-2021, 17:55
whats a t between friends.... or enemies;)

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 17:57
:lol:

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 17:58
Mine's slower........................ A lot slower!

https://i.ibb.co/KrwRBM3/Screen-Shot-03-01-21-at-12-46-PM.png (https://imgbb.com/)

That's terrible!

Macca
01-03-2021, 18:13
'Only' 6.89 meg. How quickly the horrors of dial-up are forgotten...

Or waiting ten minutes for 'The Hobbit' to load onto your ZX Spectrum then it crashing nine minutes fifty-nine seconds into the load.

walpurgis
01-03-2021, 18:14
That's terrible!

I know. But it doesn't affect my PC use.

Marco
01-03-2021, 19:54
That's terrible!

Lol - I know, and the daftee's in the middle of London!:D

Geoffers, you CAN do better, if you move from gas-powered net access, supplied by jogging donkeys, to that new-fangled fibre thingy....:ner:;)

Anyway, mine seems reasonably swift:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/924/5rx6Oe.png

Marco.

Marco
01-03-2021, 19:57
https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/800x600q90/923/QsNZIU.png

not too shabby

Great result, mate!:thumbsup:

Marco.

walpurgis
01-03-2021, 20:05
Geoffers, you CAN do better, if you move from gas-powered net access, supplied by jogging donkeys, to that new-fangled fibre thingy....:ner:;)

Marco.

No fibre internet available here.

Marco
01-03-2021, 20:14
Really? I thought London would've been prioritised for having pretty much anything deemed as 'latest and best'...

In any case, regardless of fibre, there must be another ISP that can offer you better than 7 MBPS, shurely?:D

Marco.

Macca
01-03-2021, 20:27
7 meg is fine for most things. To put it in perspective Netflix recommend you have 5 meg for HD video streaming. 25 meg for Ultra HD.

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 20:44
https://i.ibb.co/52k3ysN/IMG-0019.jpg (https://ibb.co/6N8SxD3)

mad-moon
01-03-2021, 20:51
https://i.ibb.co/52k3ysN/IMG-0019.jpg (https://ibb.co/6N8SxD3)

Hadaway 'n' shite...Captain Kirk didn't go that fast....

Macca
01-03-2021, 20:56
he did when he sling-shot around the sun.

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 20:59
Gigabit. There's a lot of gigabit round here; some buildings in Norwich have had gigabit for five years.

Elsewhere in the county people are struggling to get 5 meg!

mad-moon
01-03-2021, 21:01
Gigabit. There's a lot of gigabit round here; some buildings in Norwich have had gigabit for five years.

Elsewhere in the county people are struggling to get 5 meg!

Well Gizabit

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 21:06
I'll run an Ethernet cable to your place mate. :)

Marco
01-03-2021, 21:09
Gigabit. There's a lot of gigabit round here; some buildings in Norwich have had gigabit for five years.

Elsewhere in the county people are struggling to get 5 meg!

Lol - quality! Do you find it makes any real difference, though? I went from 250 MBPS, to around 600 (I've had 650), but with any of the stuff I was doing, even downloading movies:)

Maybe if you're big into gaming?

Marco.

Roy S
01-03-2021, 21:13
Couple of interchanges between my other half's 7 year old granddaughter & her long suffering teacher Miss Saunders

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50994331526_52c29c4fc6_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50993630718_794f0682ed_z.jpg

Filterlab
01-03-2021, 21:22
Lol - quality! Do you find it makes any real difference, though? I went from 250 MBPS, to around 600 (I've had 650), but with any of the stuff I was doing, even downloading movies:)

Maybe if you're big into gaming?

Marco.

Only in so far as it saves a few seconds on downloads. I don't online game, but I do download a lot of data for work, so that's nice and easy. Some of the downloads are massive!

struth
02-03-2021, 10:06
got an application in for postal vote in coming elections as many like me cant get out. envelope says affix stamp here on it.:doh: i mean if im able to go to post office i dont need a postal vote. and they think they can run a country?:rolleyes:
their loss. i wont be voting now

struth
02-03-2021, 10:09
Couple of interchanges between my other half's 7 year old granddaughter & her long suffering teacher Miss Saunders

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50994331526_52c29c4fc6_c.jpg

https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/50993630718_794f0682ed_z.jpg

at least she is discussing her ideas.. teacher seems to have little imagination

Filterlab
02-03-2021, 10:47
I won't be voting now

Nor me. I would if there was someone worth voting for. Sadly the locals are as full of charlatans as the nationals. Pointless voting as nothing ever changes - promises like pie crust and then when they get in power they turn into self-serving greed-mongers.

Beobloke
02-03-2021, 11:13
Openreach installed fibres to our bit of countryside last winter. There’s a box on the pole just a few hundred yards across a field at the front of us.

We ‘re currently connected via copper cables to a box about 3/4 of a mile away and have about 7MB - and it’s usually fine with Spotify, iPlayer or me downloading turntable p*rn, but it can’t cope with both of us working from home.

The final straw wax a couple of weeks ago when Ursula was on a Teams video call and I was trying to dial into a Skype meeting. The last time it crashed out , I got straight on the phone to EE and ordered their 100MB fibre broadband.

Being installed in a couple of weeks!

struth
02-03-2021, 11:46
checked my speed this morning and its same as yesterday bar a few mbs. so thats good. silly fast but better too much than too little

Macca
02-03-2021, 13:13
at least she is discussing her ideas.. teacher seems to have little imagination

Stone Age settlement so it has lots of stones. Makes sense to me anyway.

struth
02-03-2021, 16:48
that is the car had its weekly run. keep it working if nowt else in case i need it

struth
03-03-2021, 10:12
interweb still holding speed, even with some stuff running.

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/800x600q90/924/AM7wHp.png

pleased so far

struth
04-03-2021, 14:39
The US has agreed to suspend tariffs on UK goods including single malt whiskies that were imposed in retaliation over subsidies to the aircraft maker Airbus.

Tariffs will also be lifted on UK cheese, cashmere and machinery.

The duties will be suspended for four months while the two sides seek a long-term settlement.

On 1 January, the UK dropped its own tariffs on some US goods, put in place over a related dispute about US subsidies to Boeing.

It is the latest twist in a decades-old trade row that has seen the EU and the US target billions of dollars worth of each other's exports with taxes.

This will invigorate the Whisky industry and others. whisky exports are down hundreds of million £

Marco
04-03-2021, 15:58
A zoomer on 'The Chase':

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/vPr7Hr.jpg

:doh:::lol:

Marco.

struth
04-03-2021, 16:10
idiot.. everyone knows its a biscuit:eyebrows:

Marco
04-03-2021, 16:11
Hahahaha, he was from Bathgate, mate, does that surprise you?:D

Marco.

P.S That pic was just taken from our TV with Del's smartphone.

struth
04-03-2021, 16:16
Hahahaha, he was from Bathgate, mate, does that surprise you?:D

Marco.

P.S That pic was just taken from our TV with Del's smartphone.

actually his face is familiar. not sure why

Macca
04-03-2021, 16:31
actually his face is familiar. not sure why

he's the spit of a young Ali McCoist.

Filterlab
04-03-2021, 17:19
A zoomer on 'The Chase':

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/vPr7Hr.jpg

:doh:::lol:

Marco.
W

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?!

struth
04-03-2021, 17:34
W

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F

?!


apparently he just fell short of an appearance on village idiot mastermind 2021;)

Filterlab
04-03-2021, 17:59
apparently he just fell short of an appearance on village idiot mastermind 2021;)

Fell over on the way or couldn't find the place? :)

struth
04-03-2021, 18:01
Fell over on the way or couldn't find the place? :)

forgot to turn up:D

Filterlab
04-03-2021, 19:04
:lol:

Quality village idiot then - fulfilling his role admirably.

Roy S
04-03-2021, 19:13
He was an alpaca breeder, won prizes for it apparently.

guy
04-03-2021, 19:26
That's his story, and he's sticking to it :bonk:

Roy S
04-03-2021, 20:02
Worrying thing is he’s only got one alpaca

Barry
04-03-2021, 20:47
Think I would be more concerned about those that watch this sort of rubbish on TV. :D

Filterlab
04-03-2021, 21:54
Worrying thing is he’s only got one alpaca

:lol:

Marco
05-03-2021, 08:12
I'd have thought the more worrying thing is that he appears only to have ONE functioning neurone:D

Marco.

Marco
05-03-2021, 08:15
Think I would be more concerned about those that watch this sort of rubbish on TV. :D

Yesh, it's amazing the pish you watch to pass the time during lockdown!

Off you trot now to enjoy Eastenders with Happy:wave::D

Marco.

tapid
05-03-2021, 12:15
My daughter who usually claims everybody on tv is a bit thick did nt know the answer :lol: and neither did I :lol:. Mum got it right though :)
Hampstead is really going downhill Imo

struth
05-03-2021, 12:21
My daughter who usually claims everybody on tv is a bit thick did nt know the answer :lol: and neither did I :lol:. Mum got it right though :)
Hampstead is really going downhill Imo

not winemakers then?:D

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VngNr6vyL._AC_SY741_.jpg

guy
05-03-2021, 15:14
What would he have made of a "butt" or "firkin" :)

tapid
05-03-2021, 16:31
not winemakers then?:D

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/71VngNr6vyL._AC_SY741_.jpg

Nah, and tbh I thought demijohn was the guy Liverpool were looking at during the next transfer window !... shows yer

Marco
05-03-2021, 16:35
Heathens!:ner::doh::D

Marco.

Macca
05-03-2021, 17:34
Any question is easy if you know the answer and impossibly difficult if you don't.

We have quiz at work, quite often you get shown a picture of a celebrity and four names and you have to say what their name is.

Invariably I have never seen the person before in my life and I don't recognise any of the four names either.

The youngsters get all those right but if you asked them what the capital of South Dakota is they would say 'What's South Dakota?'

Barry
05-03-2021, 17:34
Yesh, it's amazing the pish you watch to pass the time during lockdown!

Off you trot now to enjoy Eastenders with Happy:wave::D

Marco.

Haha - the only soap opera I watch are the repeats of "M.A.S.H" on the Sony Channel. I have never watched Eastenders or Coronation Street.

Happy rarely watches TV, and if she does they are likely to be programmes about antiques.

Filterlab
05-03-2021, 17:44
Any question is easy if you know the answer and impossibly difficult if you don't.

We have quiz at work, quite often you get shown a picture of a celebrity and four names and you have to say what their name is.

Invariably I have never seen the person before in my life and I don't recognise any of the four names either.

The youngsters get all those right but if you asked them what the capital of South Dakota is they would say 'What's South Dakota?'

Why would anyone in the UK need to know the capital of South Dakota? Not really relevant knowledge, mind you nor is knowing celebrities. :lol: Unless one is doing a pub quiz of course. :D

I certainly wouldn't know most so called celebrities these days, what with no broadcast (shite) TV.

Macca
05-03-2021, 17:46
MASH is a sitcom not a soap. So you don't actually watch any soaps at all.

Only soap I ever followed was Brookside as helped with homesickness. But I quit that cold turkey back in about 1992. Don't think they have it anymore.

And there was Neighbours when it first started and was on at lunchtimes while I was sagging school. I remember the episode when Kylie first appeared. That was before she was fit. One of the rare women who actually got fitter as she aged.

struth
05-03-2021, 17:49
MASH is a sitcom not a soap. So you don't actually watch any soaps at all.

Only soap I ever followed was Brookside as helped with homesickness. But I quit that cold turkey back in about 1992. Don't think they have it anymore.

And there was Neighbours when it first started and was on at lunchtimes while I was sagging school. I remember the episode when Kylie first appeared. That was before she was fit. One of the rare women who actually got fitter as she aged.

and not very good either in comparison to film, although much of its issues were canned laughter. i do love the film tho

walpurgis
05-03-2021, 17:53
MASH is a sitcom not a soap. So you don't actually watch any soaps at all.

There was an old sitcom called Soap though.

struth
05-03-2021, 17:53
Any question is easy if you know the answer and impossibly difficult if you don't.

We have quiz at work, quite often you get shown a picture of a celebrity and four names and you have to say what their name is.

Invariably I have never seen the person before in my life and I don't recognise any of the four names either.

The youngsters get all those right but if you asked them what the capital of South Dakota is they would say 'What's South Dakota?'

yeah but modern personalities etc are really for the young or folk glued to tv. a demijohn is a fairly long lived bit of gear. i mean hundreds if not many hundres of years, and still in use today; fair enough they used to always be wrapped in straw, but the name is fairly well known....oh a s dakota is pierre :ner:

Pigmy Pony
05-03-2021, 17:53
The youngsters get all those right but if you asked them what the capital of South Dakota is they would say 'What's South Dakota?'

I bet you don't know the capital of West Dakota, smartypants ;)

Macca
05-03-2021, 18:01
and not very good either in comparison to film, although much of its issues were canned laughter. i do love the film tho

I don't rate the film at all. Watched all the series though, first time round and again when they were on cable back in 1996. Had enough of it now.

Who can forget the MASH colouring-in book? 'Hawkeye's Antics Annoy The Other Surgeons'

https://i.ibb.co/5WhWWWT/mash.jpg (https://ibb.co/8DgDDDM)
gif hosting (https://imgbb.com/)

struth
05-03-2021, 18:02
I bet you don't know the capital of West Dakota, smartypants ;)

i do.. there isnt one :ner: n dakota is bismark(thank you the simpsons):D

Macca
05-03-2021, 18:03
I bet you don't know the capital of West Dakota, smartypants ;)

There's a good reason for that though...

struth
05-03-2021, 18:17
I don't rate the film at all. Watched all the series though, first time round and again when they were on cable back in 1996. Had enough of it now.

Who can forget the MASH colouring-in book? 'Hawkeye's Antics Annoy The Other Surgeons'

https://i.ibb.co/5WhWWWT/mash.jpg (https://ibb.co/8DgDDDM)
gif hosting (https://imgbb.com/)

no? i think the film is superb, even today.

Pigmy Pony
05-03-2021, 18:18
There's a good reason for that though...

Don't be making excuses, just cos you don't know... I know what it is, because I bought a timeshare there, from a bloke down the pub

Macca
05-03-2021, 18:49
Remember when you could buy a car stereo from a bloke in the pub? Wrapped in a Kwik-Save carrier bag? Those were the days.

Barry
05-03-2021, 18:54
I once withdrew £10,000 from my bank account in cash and took it away in a Co-Op carrier bag.

Marco
05-03-2021, 18:58
Remember when you could buy a car stereo from a bloke in the pub? Wrapped in a Kwik-Save carrier bag? Those were the days.

Then use the bag to buzz some glue...;)

Marco.

Marco
05-03-2021, 18:59
I once withdrew £10,000 from my bank account in cash and took it away in a Co-Op carrier bag.

I know... Those escort girls in Essex don't come cheap, do they?:D

Marco.

Macca
05-03-2021, 19:02
I know... Those escort girls in Essex don't come cheap, do they?:D

Marco.

That was for a thousand of them.

Pigmy Pony
05-03-2021, 19:07
Remember when you could buy a car stereo from a bloke in the pub? Wrapped in a Kwik-Save carrier bag? Those were the days.

Yep, those were the days when I got back to my Golf GTI at Glastonbury, to find the passenger window smashed, CD player missing ( a pull-out type that everybody stuck under the seat because carrying it round was a PITA), also the days when my parcel shelf went missing because it had two bin-lid size speakers, and about 40 CDs.

Everyone got their stuff nicked in the 80s, but as you say, replacements were readily available down the pub. No one ever offered me my own stolen gear though, which would have been nice :punch:

walpurgis
05-03-2021, 19:12
It wasn't unknown for blokes offering knocked off stuff to get a good thumping in my local. Thieves weren't popular.

Macca
05-03-2021, 20:16
You had to go to the right pub though. Or the wrong one depending on your point of view.

You didn't get it in my regular because all the coppers drank there. You'd get the blokes selling seafood though. 'Have you got crabs mate?' That never got old.

Barry
05-03-2021, 21:26
I know... Those escort girls in Essex don't come cheap, do they?:D

Marco.

No, they don't - but for that the money would have had to have been in a Waitrose carrier bag, or perhaps a Liberty's store bag. Essex girls are very discerning.

Filterlab
06-03-2021, 07:22
That was for a thousand of them.

Did you have to budget for chips?

guy
13-03-2021, 18:02
Worst night (and day of my life). I was woken at 02.00 to find my dog (Tia) having a seizure.
Took her to the emergency vet where she was given blood tests and sedation. I called back this morning and was told that bloods were all fine, so likely cause of fits was neurological.
Vet advised that it was "too early" to be thinking of putting Tia down, so she is now back home - she has had a couple of minor episodes during the day, so I am preparing myself for another rough night.

Marco
13-03-2021, 18:24
Really sorry to hear that. Guy, and as an animal lover who's been in that situation before, I sympathise with what you're going through.

Anyway, I hope Tia gets better soon and you can enjoy a more relaxed and stress-free day, and also night's sleep.

Marco.

guy
13-03-2021, 18:32
Cheers Marco - much appreciated

walpurgis
13-03-2021, 18:59
Hope your doggie will be OK Guy.

guy
14-03-2021, 10:43
Thanks Geoff. Unfortunately, not to be.
My little dear died at about 04.00 this morning. God I miss her; 11 years of routines.

walpurgis
14-03-2021, 10:51
Oh, very sorry to hear that Guy.

struth
14-03-2021, 11:22
yes, very sorry to hear mate...

Macca
14-03-2021, 11:36
The only consolation is she had a blissfully happy life.

Marco
14-03-2021, 21:03
Thanks Geoff. Unfortunately, not to be.
My little dear died at about 04.00 this morning. God I miss her; 11 years of routines.

Dreadful, mate. I feel your pain, almost nothing worse..:(

RIP Tia.

Marco.

guy
15-03-2021, 15:23
Thanks chaps - I just feel "empty" at the moment

Macca
16-03-2021, 19:05
I can't go in the shop at the moment without the lady asking me about the census:

'Why are they asking these questions?' 'Do I have to answer them?' 'Why have I never had to do this before?' (She's lived in the UK for fifty years so your guess is as good as mine on that last one).

She's in a quandary because it's asking her to list her son's GCSE results and he can't remember them. The son is about 24 tops.

struth
16-03-2021, 19:19
Scotland is getting it next year.
Must have done them before but don't recall that far back [emoji23]

struth
16-03-2021, 19:32
See they are going to start producing microwave boilers for central heating. Supposedly 96% efficient and low polluting. Should be about similar prices. So that means twice the cost

Filterlab
16-03-2021, 19:43
I can't go in the shop at the moment without the lady asking me about the census:

'Why are they asking these questions?' 'Do I have to answer them?' 'Why have I never had to do this before?' (She's lived in the UK for fifty years so your guess is as good as mine on that last one).

She's in a quandary because it's asking her to list her son's GCSE results and he can't remember them. The son is about 24 tops.

They sound sharp as... er... stick.

Macca
16-03-2021, 20:36
They sound sharp as... er... stick.

I see why you say that but they own two shops and a load of houses and flats. Better to be sharp where it counts.

They do work 15 hour days 365 days a year which I suppose takes the shine off it a bit.

Filterlab
16-03-2021, 20:40
And yet they struggle with the census, which literally took me three minutes to enter the details for both of us here. Weird. :lol:

struth
16-03-2021, 20:56
Hope they don't ask me my exam results. That was 50 yrs ago.. God that sounds a long time

Macca
16-03-2021, 21:17
Hope they don't ask me my exam results. That was 50 yrs ago.. God that sounds a long time

Thousand quid fine if you get it wrong.

It's how they're going to pay for Covid. That and speeding fines.

Pigmy Pony
17-03-2021, 07:33
Thousand quid fine if you get it wrong.

It's how they're going to pay for Covid. That and speeding fines.

If I got my exam results wrong I'd deserve a fine. One O level. For English Language, believe it or not :)

struth
17-03-2021, 07:38
Thousand quid fine if you get it wrong.

It's how they're going to pay for Covid. That and speeding fines.Not if you get it wrong. If you deliberately mislead or refuse.
Our older population can't guarantee to remember everything correctly. And if the govt knows the right answer, then why ask in first place? [emoji4]

Pigmy Pony
17-03-2021, 19:08
Not if you get it wrong. If you deliberately mislead or refuse.
Our older population can't guarantee to remember everything correctly. And if the govt knows the right answer, then why ask in first place? [emoji4]

I'm sorry what was the question?

The govt doesn't know the right answer to anything, so we should be safe :)

walpurgis
18-03-2021, 07:50
I see the new 'MacGyver' series starts on Pick tv channel tonight. I don't get it, why revamp a tv series that was rubbish first time around? Mind you, it can't be any worse than Scorpion.

Pigmy Pony
18-03-2021, 19:01
I see the new 'MacGyver' series starts on Pick tv channel tonight. I don't get it, why revamp a tv series that was rubbish first time around? Mind you, it can't be any worse than Scorpion.

Yeah but it's got my very favourite lady on TV, Tristin Mays (Riley) Almost worth watching just for her. Almost.

Macca
18-03-2021, 19:43
I see the new 'MacGyver' series starts on Pick tv channel tonight. I don't get it, why revamp a tv series that was rubbish first time around? Mind you, it can't be any worse than Scorpion.

It was one of those weird shows that was rubbish but got loads of viewers. A bit like 'Birds Of A Feather.'

Then you've got your shows that were so rubbish they were good. Like 'Knight Rider' or 'Battlestar Galactica.' (The original not the reboot. The reeboot was rubbish but not rubbish enough to be good so it sort of missed both targets).

Barry
22-03-2021, 00:34
It was one of those weird shows that was rubbish but got loads of viewers. A bit like 'Birds Of A Feather.'

Then you've got your shows that were so rubbish they were good. Like 'Knight Rider' or 'Battlestar Galactica.'

To which I would add 'The A Team'. :D

Macca
22-03-2021, 07:38
Maybe, but the A Team never took itself seriously. To qualify as 'so bad it's good' a show has to take itself seriously. It's not an easy target to hit. It can only really be achieved by accident. Like finding Narnia.

walpurgis
22-03-2021, 08:15
Being fed up with the lack of any decently 'gritty' series on the box, I've ordered Ray Donovan series 1 on DVD. Can't go wrong with that!

Filterlab
22-03-2021, 09:42
To which I would add 'The A Team'. :D

And The Dukes of Hazzard. :D

Macca
22-03-2021, 11:34
No, DoH was just good. Mainly because of Daisy Duke, the freeze-frames with voiceover, and the jumping cars. But that's by the by.

'Prisoner: Cell Block H' is a good example of a show that's so bad it's good. Or 'Buck Rogers In The 25th Century.' 1970s American sci-fi is an especially rich vein for some reason.

Roy S
22-03-2021, 12:24
No, DoH was just good. Mainly because of Daisy Duke, the freeze-frames with voiceover, and the jumping cars. But that's by the by.



& Sheriff Rosco Purvis Coltrane

Macca
22-03-2021, 13:33
Yuk yuk yuk.

Macca
22-03-2021, 13:35
I remember me and my brothers attempting to get into the car through the windows. My dad went crackers about damage to the paintwork.

Macca
22-03-2021, 13:37
And the bloke near us who had a red Mk3 Cortina with the Starsky and Hutch white stripe on it. He'd not extended it over the roof though so it was a partial fail, but we still thought that was very cool.

guy
22-03-2021, 20:29
Funny, I can remember Daisy and the sheriff but bugger all else about it.

Macca
22-03-2021, 20:36
What about the car? The car was pretty memorable, mainly for the getting in and out through the windows.

Filterlab
22-03-2021, 21:02
Daisy and the Charger were the only good bits, the rest was garbage - but at least it was fun garbage.

https://i.ibb.co/chT1c5N/55-E25-C8-C-6-BAC-4-C62-B76-D-30-E47192-C115.jpg (https://ibb.co/jk4TvKL)

Macca
22-03-2021, 21:16
Legs insured for a million dollars. Back when that was a lot of money.

I was only watching an episode the other day, stands up pretty well if you ask me. First couple of seasons do anyway. Proper escapist fun.

At some point TV shows stopped being entertainment and became lectures on diversity, inclusion, alternative lifestyles, feminism, and other tedious shite. Everything is so serious now, and so obviously conscious of it too. That's why I pretty much never watch anything made after about 1995.

Filterlab
23-03-2021, 10:11
At some point TV shows stopped being entertainment and became lectures on diversity, inclusion, alternative lifestyles, feminism, and other tedious shite. Everything is so serious now, and so obviously conscious of it too.

I'm glad you haven't seen 'Unforgotten' then. What a load of absolute crap! Standard writing these days; white men are all kiddy fiddlers, any male member of the church is obviously a child rapist, all minorities are holier than thou, all good things are done by minorities, all white people are nasty criminals, all police are inept and over emotional (and come with a damaged relationship / damaged marriage / damaged kids / damaged parents) etc etc etc.

Utter garbage, complete piffle, and an embarrassment to screen writers and police officers everywhere.

I just stared at my phone whilst the other half watched through it all. What was a shame is that there were some excellent actors in all the series; Nicola Walker, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Trevor Eve, Neil Morrissey, Kevin McNally, James Fleet, Clare Goose - to name but a few. Obviously there purely for gravy train purposes.

struth
23-03-2021, 10:22
thats an example of why i dont watch much modern stuff. its mostly crap

walpurgis
23-03-2021, 10:42
all good things are done by minorities, all white people are nasty criminals

Things may be rather the other way around. Unlikely as it will seem in this age of 'political overcorrectness', the government actually publish figures on Crime and Ethnicity. The statistics are as one might anticipate. A bit of Googling reveals all..........tricky to find though!

Filterlab
23-03-2021, 11:20
Interesting read though no doubt.

Marco
23-03-2021, 12:13
Daisy and the Charger were the only good bits, the rest was garbage - but at least it was fun garbage.

https://i.ibb.co/chT1c5N/55-E25-C8-C-6-BAC-4-C62-B76-D-30-E47192-C115.jpg (https://ibb.co/jk4TvKL)

The car massively more so than her, IMO, as unlike many 'back in the day', for whom she was wet-dream material, I've never considered her as that special... Decent bod, but not especially pretty. She looks quite old, even now (in that pic anyway)!:D

Marco.

Beobloke
23-03-2021, 13:33
I was only watching an episode the other day, stands up pretty well if you ask me.

Funny, my sister bought me a DVD of it as a joke a couple of Christmases ago because I loved it as a kid. Two things struck me on watching it:

(1) I must have been quite young when I watched it originally, as my only recollection of Daisy Duke was annoyance that she took screen time away from the General Lee.

(2) I don’t remember it being as rubbish as I found it!

I think Knight Rider has aged far better, frankly.

struth
23-03-2021, 13:48
thought they were all crap tbh, but i guess i was maybe older, and catherine bach was probably the best bit. oddly a few days ago my sonn wanted me to pick up the a team on dvd for him. i got him a full set used on the bay for £19

Roy S
23-03-2021, 13:54
oddly a few days ago my sonn wanted me to pick up the a team on dvd for him. i got him a full set used on the bay for £19

https://clipperdata.com/wp-content/uploads/I-love-it-when-a-plan-comes-together-1.jpg

walpurgis
23-03-2021, 14:00
thought they were all crap tbh

They were! :lol:

walpurgis
23-03-2021, 19:08
Fancy a very highly paid job sitting around with a mug of coffee, banging out the occasional pointless email and having long 'business lunches'? Only qualification required, being able to say "Oh Ya" regularly!

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2021/mar/23/prince-harry-joins-1bn-silicon-valley-start-up-as-senior-executive

Macca
23-03-2021, 19:42
'life coaching' aka paying someone to nag you.

Filterlab
23-03-2021, 19:49
Most men get that for free.

Pigmy Pony
23-03-2021, 19:52
Most men get that for free.

I certainly don't get it for free - my "life coach" spends all my wages then nags me about working such long hours :(

Filterlab
23-03-2021, 19:55
Ahh yes, the old 'give me everything I ask for then let me nag you for working too much and spending no time with me'.

Female reasoning is a strange and warped series of contradictions.

walpurgis
23-03-2021, 20:02
Ahh yes, the old 'give me everything I ask for then let me nag you for working too much and spending no time with me'.

Female reasoning is a strange and warped series of contradictions.

I don't get any of that. My wife's used to living with a self centred control freak who ignores everybody else! :D

Pigmy Pony
23-03-2021, 20:23
I don't get any of that. My wife's used to living with a self centred control freak who ignores everybody else! :D

You never have a nice word to say about that poor dog...

Marco
23-03-2021, 20:32
'life coaching' aka paying someone to nag you.

As Del tells me: 'A nag is only a repeated request, so if the request is fulfilled at the first time of asking, there's no need to nag!':D

I don't really get nags, just lists of WANTS. It's a princess thing.

Marco.