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struth
14-10-2020, 12:20
use mine all the time..

Barry
14-10-2020, 23:05
Use mine all the time, but there is no money in it.

walpurgis
16-10-2020, 09:07
I see Andy Burnham, mayor of Greater Manchester is kicking up a fuss over the local Covid restrictions. He won't change things one bit, he's just attention seeking and trying to boost his profile. Typical local politician, anything to get into the news.

I can't take him seriously anyway. Not with those 'coiffed' and plucked eyebrows he now has, it wouldn't look quite so daft if they were both at the same height.

mightymonoped
16-10-2020, 09:42
I see Andy Burnham, mayor of Greater Manchester is kicking up a fuss over the local Covid restrictions. He won't change things one bit, he's just attention seeking and trying to boost his profile. Typical local politician, anything to get into the news.

I can't take him seriously anyway. Not with those 'coiffed' and plucked eyebrows he now has, it wouldn't look quite so daft if they were both at the same height.

Proud Evertonian and King of The North! [emoji13]


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guy
16-10-2020, 17:12
scripted by labour HQ

Pigmy Pony
16-10-2020, 20:57
I see Andy Burnham, mayor of Greater Manchester is kicking up a fuss over the local Covid restrictions. He won't change things one bit, he's just attention seeking and trying to boost his profile. Typical local politician, anything to get into the news.

I can't take him seriously anyway. Not with those 'coiffed' and plucked eyebrows he now has, it wouldn't look quite so daft if they were both at the same height.

He's a big Roger Moore fan, but couldn't quite master the eyebrow-lift.

He's been gracing our screens on local news programmes up here for years, and he's always looked strange. Like he's had a full-on chemical peel, or fell asleep in the sun.

Macca
17-10-2020, 09:35
Most ridiculous dream yet last night. Clint Eastwood came round to discuss some film projects we are working on. I took a picture of him on my 'phone.

Later I mention to a friend that Clint had been round and he doesn't believe me (understandably). So I go to show him the photo on my 'phone but it isn't there.

Ian7633
17-10-2020, 17:44
Most ridiculous dream yet last night. Clint Eastwood came round to discuss some film projects we are working on. I took a picture of him on my 'phone.

Later I mention to a friend that Clint had been round and he doesn't believe me (understandably). So I go to show him the photo on my 'phone but it isn't there.

Perhaps if you adjust the contrast on your phone, after all he is the pale rider...….

Macca
17-10-2020, 18:01
Perhaps if you adjust the contrast on your phone, after all he is the pale rider...….

I think I need to adjust the contrast on my brain.

Pigmy Pony
18-10-2020, 07:11
Most ridiculous dream yet last night. Clint Eastwood came round to discuss some film projects we are working on. I took a picture of him on my 'phone.

Later I mention to a friend that Clint had been round and he doesn't believe me (understandably). So I go to show him the photo on my 'phone but it isn't there.

I know what you're thinking, did I take six photos, or just five? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinds lost track myself. But seeing as that is a Nokia 3210, one of the oldest mobile phones in the world, and doesn't even have a camera, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

Firebottle
18-10-2020, 07:19
:lol: Excellent Steve.

Pigmy Pony
18-10-2020, 07:29
Good morning Alan, hope you and Shirley are keeping well :)

Macca
18-10-2020, 08:09
I know what you're thinking, did I take six photos, or just five? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinds lost track myself. But seeing as that is a Nokia 3210, one of the oldest mobile phones in the world, and doesn't even have a camera, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

You made my day.

Ordered a curry last night at ten to eight. Didn't arrive until nine thirty. So ended up eating late, went to bed expecting odd dreams. I wasn't disappointed.

The first part was confused but the upshot was I was a long way from home and needed to get a bus. Bus turns up and I get on but then realise I have no mask. Nobody says anything but I feel bad so I ask if anyone has a spare mask they will sell me. A lady has one and hands it to me and I put it on.

I then realise I have a Terry's chocolate orange that I really want to eat but I am unsure if it is within the rules to pull the mask down whilst eating. I know it's okay on an aeroplane but is it okay on a bus? I don't know. So in the end I leave it.

I get off the bus and am not far away from my old house in Liverpool. I start walking and see one of our cats sat atop a litter bin. I go over to him and he talks to me. I can't recall now what he said, although I'm sure it was something quite profound.

walpurgis
18-10-2020, 08:38
You need to stop eating blue cheese mate :).

Macca
18-10-2020, 08:44
Or stop sleeping.

struth
18-10-2020, 09:04
i am your spirit guide?... go find your soul mate:ner:

Puffin
18-10-2020, 09:27
I know what you're thinking, did I take six photos, or just five? To tell you the truth, in all this confusion I kinds lost track myself. But seeing as that is a Nokia 3210, one of the oldest mobile phones in the world, and doesn't even have a camera, you have to ask yourself: Do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?

One of the best lines in film! Also when I see someone running down the street buttnaked with a hard-on, I shoot first and ask questions later (or similar words - not necessarily in this order:lol:)

Macca
18-10-2020, 09:55
Mayor: I don't want any more trouble like you had last year in the Fillmore District. Understand? That's my policy.

Insp. Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that's my policy.

Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?

Insp. Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.

Mayor: I think he's got a point.

walpurgis
25-10-2020, 08:25
I dropped by the Asda website last night and managed to pounce on a two week grocery delivery slot. They get snapped up very fast and end up unavailable for weeks ahead. I can get one for Tesco or Iceland easily, but I do like some variety in choice.

Marco
25-10-2020, 08:32
When are you planning on going out into the big bad world again mate, and shopping in store like you uses to? I know it's a ballache just now, but I just wondered if you've now resigned yourself never to go near a shop again?:)

Marco.

walpurgis
25-10-2020, 08:41
I just wondered if you've now resigned yourself never to go near a shop again?:)

Marco.

No. But I'm not going into supermarkets until I think I'd be safe and that looks some way off. My age and recent 'indisposition' render me at risk.

On the rare occasion I need something from a shop, I pop in the local mini-mart if they're empty of customers.

Marco
25-10-2020, 08:49
Fair enough, mate. Are you coping ok though with living in such isolation - is your wife still there with you?

Marco.

walpurgis
25-10-2020, 09:00
is your wife still there with you?

Marco.

She is Marco. I was coping fine alone for the couple of years she was down in Kent looking after her ailing mother, but I suppose it's a reasonable idea for her to be handy just in case I have another 'funny turn'. Not that it's likely. :)

Marco
25-10-2020, 09:06
Yeah, defo from that point of view, so always best to have someone around:)

Marco.

walpurgis
29-10-2020, 17:49
Looks like Diane Abbott is going to lose her meal ticket now that Jeremy Corbyn has been suspended. Obviously a hatchet job for Starmer's new order (new, New Labour?). She won't survive that, perhaps she can find a more suitable career. Novelty doorstop maybe?

struth
29-10-2020, 18:03
Looks like Diane Abbott is going to lose her meal ticket now that Jeremy Corbyn has been suspended. Obviously a hatchet job for Starmer's new order (new, New Labour?). She won't survive that, perhaps she can find a more suitable career. Novelty doorstop maybe?

when you change style there has to be a blood letting i guess.

Pigmy Pony
29-10-2020, 18:05
Looks like Diane Abbott is going to lose her meal ticket now that Jeremy Corbyn has been suspended. Obviously a hatchet job for Starmer's new order (new, New Labour?). She won't survive that, perhaps she can find a more suitable career. Novelty doorstop maybe?

Only if they sold her in the pound shops. But I would prefer to have her located outside my front door, where if she was posed a certain way could be very effective at scraping the mud off my wellies.

Firebottle
29-10-2020, 18:46
You crack me up Steve. A good belly laugh in these times is worth a lot, thanks.

Wellie scraper is a good idea.

Marco
29-10-2020, 18:57
Hi Steve,

You have a PM!:cool:

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
29-10-2020, 19:44
Hi Steve,

You have a PM!:cool:

Marco.

Wow, what a coincidence, so do you :)

guy
29-10-2020, 21:21
Well, Jeremy will be ok - healthy bank account and nice pension:)

Pigmy Pony
30-10-2020, 06:50
Maybe he'll have time now to sort out his front garden, last time I looked it was a disgrace :(

guy
30-10-2020, 09:23
Caption competition :)


https://i.postimg.cc/DfqDr7sG/Header-2405388-1-1-1024x1023.jpg (https://postimg.cc/7bZmD8KP)

Roy S
30-10-2020, 10:31
Caption competition :)




'Looks like a massive cock' said the marrow

struth
30-10-2020, 10:42
arrow points to the biggest cock;)

Marco
30-10-2020, 10:46
'I found this under the wife's side of the bed, and the fat end was still wet...'

Marco.

tapid
30-10-2020, 11:29
To marrow I ll be back in the Labour Party.

walpurgis
30-10-2020, 12:45
I don't believe it!! The Nigerian 'pirate' stowaways who hi-jacked the tanker in the English Channel a few days ago have been given bail. We all know what will happen now...........

They should be facing long jail time followed by repatriation (shame hanging for piracy is outlawed).

guy
30-10-2020, 16:42
To marrow I ll be back in the Labour Party.

:cool:

Barry
05-11-2020, 20:41
My partner was due to fly out of the country mid November.

With the lockdown here, and the destination country refusing to receive passengers, unless they are nationals, we set about trying to cancel the booking and get a credit note.

The booking company through which we bought the ticket have a very poor reputation regarding this; so I was somewhat apprehensive, despite having used them for the last 10 years or so without any problem. The problem we had was getting through to the UK office: none of the telephone numbers allowed one to speak to someone directly, they just gave links to do it all on-line - which of course failed.

Eventually, after much Googling we found a couple of telephone numbers for the head office in the US. Dialled the number and got a reply within a minute. Explained the situation, and after being put on hold for a couple of minutes whilst they went away to look at the T&Cs, came back to say we were eligible for a credit note, and after a minute or two received an e-mail of confirmation stating the value of the credit note, and giving a re-booking reference number.

So all well that ends well - but it did take a telephone call the US.

Marco
05-11-2020, 21:55
Glad you got it sorted out in the end, Barry. However, my advice for everyone right now is to STAY PUT and park their arse at home, unless it's a genuine emergency, until things improve with the Covid situation.

I simply wouldn't entertain foreign travel otherwise right now, under any circumstances.

Marco.

Barry
05-11-2020, 23:24
We are going to stay put, but hope to re-book for, say, February next year. The credit note is valid until 31.12.2021.

The dilemma we faced was if flights were still flying, then wanting to re-book might (with some carriers) not be possible. Lockdown here and very strict entrance restrictions at the destination, meant we had very good reasons to justify requesting a credit note. Wanting a refund would have been very difficult to justify and would not have been granted.

We only had a narrow time window to act. Obtaining the visa, whilst straightforward, is time consuming and expensive. To have obtained one in time to travel, and then not to have travelled would have been a waste of money.

Marco
05-11-2020, 23:39
Yeah, totally get that. However, glad you're staying put, as it's the most sensible and safest thing to do right now:)

Marco.

guy
07-11-2020, 14:32
So much for "lockdown" - never seen so many cars going through our village, considerable number with bikes on carriers.

I guess people are taking their exercise in the countryside :scratch:

Macca
07-11-2020, 14:34
It was quite a bit quieter here yesterday than usual. Nothing like as quiet as the previous lockdown though.

Barry
07-11-2020, 16:17
There appears to be little change here in London, apart from all hospitality services which are closed, as are clothing shops, hairdressers and nail bars. In general the streets are only a little quieter.

Mobile phone and computer shops are open, but all transactions are carried out at the door - there is no going inside. The same with the coffee shops.

struth
07-11-2020, 16:36
There appears to be little change here in London, apart from all hospitality services which are closed, as are clothing shops, hairdressers and nail bars. In general the streets are only a little quieter.

Mobile phone and computer shops are open, but all transactions are carried out at the door - there is no going inside. The same with the coffee shops.

not been near a shop in 9 months:lol: not likely to be for another 9 the way its going either

Barry
07-11-2020, 16:38
Well you can shop for almost everything on-line; though I wouldn't buy clothes or shoes that way.

walpurgis
07-11-2020, 17:16
Well you can shop for almost everything on-line; though I wouldn't buy clothes or shoes that way.

I do and have done so for about fifteen years. Not experienced any real disappointments and I'm quite fussy.

Barry
07-11-2020, 17:27
I do and have done so for about fifteen years. Not experienced any real disappointments and I'm quite fussy.

When I shop I like to see and touch the clothes I buy. Fitting is not a problem, nor is shoe size, but you can't really assess the quality of clothing on-line.

Pigmy Pony
07-11-2020, 21:15
If you are familiar with a particular clothing brand or footwear manufacturer, you can buy online with some confidence. Anyway, just how much new clothes would you need during lockdown, apart from slippers and dressing gowns?

Barry
07-11-2020, 21:44
True - but I'm not attached to any particular label. So it doesn't matter whether it's Loake, Russell & Bromley, or Clarkes for shoes, or Aquascutum, Pringle or M&S for clothes - I still want to see them. "Never mind the quality - Feel the width".

Marco
07-11-2020, 21:44
When I shop I like to see and touch the clothes I buy. Fitting is not a problem, nor is shoe size, but you can't really assess the quality of clothing on-line.

I agree. The only clothes I've ever bought online are Levi 501s, simply because I know my size (34R), and they're so consistent, otherwise I prefer going to shops. And NO WAY would Del buy clothes or shoes online...

A) Because she's so petite, and most women's online clothing outlets are for fatties (especially the catalogues), not much would fit her. Plus she hates anything that's mass-produced.

B) She's MEGA fussy, and only has a select few designer boutiques/footwear shops she'd dream of buying her clothes or shoes/boots/trainers from.

C) She likes being spoiled and TAKEN shopping, usually followed by a 'posh lunch' afterwards. And I get the honour of paying for both and carrying the subsequent bags!:D

Marco.

Marco
07-11-2020, 21:59
If you are familiar with a particular clothing brand or footwear manufacturer, you can buy online with some confidence. Anyway, just how much new clothes would you need during lockdown, apart from slippers and dressing gowns?

When I'm at home and not going out, I often just 'bum around' in my dressing gown... Saves on clothes and it's comfy!:)

Marco.

Barry
07-11-2020, 22:07
Happy is the same. She won't even buy from catalogues. Having been a seamstress, she knows what to look for.

We were looking for a long winter coat for her in a well known department store and looked at a coat sporting the label of a well established British brand costing almost a grand. Happy was aghast by the poor quality of manufacture, and saddened to see such a reputable brand 'cutting corners'. Moral of the story - even reputable brands cannot be bought 'on spec'. You need to see, feel and inspect the actual item.

Like Del, she likes to be pampered, and like you, I pick up the bill. :rolleyes:

Pigmy Pony
07-11-2020, 22:19
I agree. The only clothes I've ever bought online are Levi 501s, simply because I know my size (34R), and they're so consistent, otherwise I prefer going to shops. And NO WAY would Del buy clothes or shoes online...

A) Because she's so petite, and most women's online clothing outlets are for fatties (especially the catalogues), not much would fit her. Plus she hates anything that's mass-produced.

B) She's MEGA fussy, and only has a select few designer boutiques/footwear shops she'd dream of buying her clothes or shoes/boots/trainers from.

C) She likes being spoiled and TAKEN shopping, usually followed by a 'posh lunch' afterwards. And I get the honour of paying for both and carrying the subsequent bags!:D

Marco.

34R? I was under the impression you were quite tall. Unless your legs are stumpy - I'm also 34R and I'm only 5'10" in the mornings :ner:

Del's approach to clothes shopping is understandable and quite normal (for women).

But the Marco wardrobe surely only needs: wellies and sweatpants for leaf raking/snow* shovelling duties, flip flops, shorts and t shirts for summertime dossing about the house, and an apron for cooking (with nothing underneath). Oh and if you must leave the house for a bit of Acton Park leaf-kicking, a big overcoat to wear over your apron (again with nothing underneath) and worn back to front like Superman's deviant brother :eyebrows:

If you put that much effort into buying top quality, none of the above is going to wear out anytime soon, and I'm sure your garden squirrels couldn't care less if your shorts are 'last season'.

*While on the subject of snow shovelling, is it true that the police responded to complaints from your neighbours about you making "snow angels" while wearing a kilt? Just something I heard.

Marco
07-11-2020, 22:25
Happy is the same. She won't even buy from catalogues. Having been a seamstress, she knows what to look for.

We were looking for a long winter coat for her in a well known department store and looked at a coat sporting the label of a well established British brand costing almost a grand. Happy was aghast by the poor quality of manufacture, and saddened to see such a reputable brand 'cutting corners'. Moral of the story - even reputable brands cannot be bought 'on spec'. You need to see, feel and inspect the actual item.

Like Del, she likes to be pampered, and like you, I pick up the bill. :rolleyes:

Lol - absolutely... And I know what Happy's like in that respect, as she's mentioned it to Del, again who's exactly the same. You probably know that she's got a degree in art and textiles, and also owns a loom, so can weave her *own cloth* from scratch, from which to make clothes of all sorts, from scratch from her own designs, and therefore readily spot shoddy workmanship a mile off!

Plus, during her time working as the assistant buyer for men's suits/formalwear, for House of Fraser, at their head office in London, supplying the likes of Harrods (accompanying the buyer on trips abroad to fashion shows, etc), she knows ALL about shoddily made clothes from 'designer labels'... Apparently, YSL were among the worst offenders!:doh:

TBH, if her career path had taken the direction she'd originally intended it to, she'd have become a fashion designer - and no doubt a successful one too, just like her German cousin, who now has her own label:)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
07-11-2020, 22:32
You probably know that she's got a degree in art and textiles, and also owns a loom, so can weave her *own cloth* from scratch, from which to make clothes of all sorts, from scratch from her own designs
Marco.

Begs the question... :)

Marco
07-11-2020, 22:38
34R? I was under the impression you were quite tall. Unless your legs are stumpy - I'm also 34R and I'm only 5'10" in the mornings :ner:


Lol - yes, I'm 6ft 2 ins, but don't have the longest legs for my height. 32" inside leg. I also 'only' take a size 9 in shoes, not something ridiculous like some of my mates of a similar height or taller, who have size 12 feet!:eek:

My arms make up for it though, as they're rather long, consequently making jackets a problem to fit right. Del calls me 'Neanderthal man'!:D


But the Marco wardrobe surely only needs: wellies and sweatpants for leaf raking/snow* shovelling duties, flip flops...


:nono:Wouldn't be seen dead in flip flops - disgusting things, which should ONLY we worn at the beach, where incidentally I don't wear them either, as I don't find them particularly comfortable.

I spend 90% of my time outside in trainers, or 'dress shoes' if I'm forced to, but only something that compliments jeans, as I hate wearing formal trousers, or indeed any kind of formal clothing whatsoever. 'Smart but casual' is my default look. I let Del do the dressing up. I like clothes to be loose and comfy. I'm the polar opposite of Barry, in that respect, as he loves being 'trussed up' in shirts and ties!:ner:


...shorts and t shirts for summertime dossing about the house, and an apron for cooking (with nothing underneath). Oh and if you must leave the house for a bit of Acton Park leaf-kicking, a big overcoat to wear over your apron (again with nothing underneath) and worn back to front like Superman's deviant brother :eyebrows:


<Sigh> you know me too well, shweety....:eyebrows:

However, you'll only see me in a 'big overcoat' if the outside temperature is in minus figures. As a general rule, I don't 'do' hats, coats, gloves, scarfs, etc, as I hate being 'bulked up', and I don't feel the cold much. I don't even like carrying anything in my pockets... So the car keys (about the only thing I carry with me outside) go in Del's handbag!


*While on the subject of snow shovelling, is it true that the police responded to complaints from your neighbours about you making "snow angels" while wearing a kilt? Just something I heard.

No, it was a tutu, darling, not a kilt. Get your facts right next time;)

Marco.

Marco
07-11-2020, 22:44
Begs the question... :)

...in terms of what?:hmm:

If you mean make her own, she doesn't have the time now. Her job as an English college lecturer is rather demanding. When we first met though, she used to make and design wedding dresses for people, and all sorts of stuff, plus clothes for herself, like rather cute tartan mini-kilts, which still fit her now:eyebrows:

She's a size 8/10, but on past occasions has bought dresses in a size 6, and is only 5ft 2. Just a wee princess, lol!:D

Marco.

Macca
08-11-2020, 08:23
If you are familiar with a particular clothing brand or footwear manufacturer, you can buy online with some confidence. Anyway, just how much new clothes would you need during lockdown, apart from slippers and dressing gowns?

I buy all clothes and footwear on line. Have done for over a decade. Never had any issues and you can always send them back if you do. Clothes shopping is the worst shopping to do.

Don't have slippers or a dressing gown. Always get fully dressed as soon as I get out of bed.

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 08:43
No, it was a tutu, darling, not a kilt. Get your facts right next time;)

Marco.

I just reported 'the facts' as they were presented to me. Your neighbours were probably thrown by the Saltire painted onto your ball bag... :doh:

walpurgis
08-11-2020, 08:44
Flip-flops, joggers and teeshirt here (no underpants). I wear the same all year round unless going out, it's comfortable and cheap to buy.

It all goes in the washing machine after a day (or two sometimes) and is ready to wear again in an hour if needed. I have loads of joggers and teeshirts.

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 08:53
I buy all clothes and footwear on line. Have done for over a decade. Never had any issues and you can always send them back if you do. Clothes shopping is the worst shopping to do.

Don't have slippers or a dressing gown. Always get fully dressed as soon as I get out of bed.

I agree, I wouldn't have a problem buying online. As you say, they can always be returned. Unless you're a funny shape or super-fussy like some on here :)

I don't own a dressing gown, never have, but i do like my slippers. And they're great for saving money: When we went shopping for a new carpet, we found the really good stuff to be unaffordable. So I "borrowed" a sample, cut it into shapes and superglued them to the soles of my slippers. Job done ;)

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 08:57
Flip-flops, joggers and teeshirt here (no underpants). I wear the same all year round unless going out, it's comfortable and cheap to buy.

It all goes in the washing machine after a day (or two sometimes) and is ready to wear again in an hour if needed. I have loads of joggers and teeshirts.

:respect: Apart from the flip flops

walpurgis
08-11-2020, 09:43
:respect: Apart from the flip flops

Funny thing is, if I wear flip-flops I don't seem to get cold feet. With shoes & socks I do

Marco
08-11-2020, 09:47
Soz, gross things... The fact is, male feet (and toes) are GROSS:spew: so why would you want to show them off in fooking flip flops?:ner:

So, cover them up next time, as I don't want see your hairy toes or bunions!:nono::D

Marco.

struth
08-11-2020, 09:53
Funny thing is, if I wear flip-flops I don't seem to get cold feet. With shoes & socks I do

my crocs keep my feet warmer than shoes. cant wear most slippers etc as there is not enough support and it impacts my hips

Marco
08-11-2020, 09:54
:respect: Apart from the flip flops

Hey, you never said what 'Begs the question' earlier?;)

In terms of buying clothes, each to his or her own.

I prefer shops, because a) I like to browse a 'physical stock', as something might just catch my eye that I hadn't planned on buying (I'm largely an impulsive shopper), b) I like trying things on to ensure that they fit properly, as things can vary rather wildly in terms of that, even though they are the same size, especially things like tops and t-shirts, depending on the cut, and c) I find online shopping a rather soulless experience - I like to get out and about and feel like I'm living in the real world, not cooped up in the house behind a computer.

Different strokes.....:)

Marco.

Marco
08-11-2020, 10:02
my crocs keep my feet warmer than shoes. cant wear most slippers etc as there is not enough support and it impacts my hips

Del likes her crocs (pink, naturally:D) for around the house, that is when she's not in her bare or stockinged feet, which she generally prefers. She hates wearing footwear unless she has to. At home, I usually always wear slippers (without socks), my nice furry-lined moccasins. In that respect, I find Crocs a bit 'hard' and cold. I like something soft and cosy around my tootsies!:eyebrows:

Marco.

walpurgis
08-11-2020, 10:12
Soz, gross things... The fact is, male feet (and toes) are GROSS:spew: so why would you want to show them off in fooking flip flops?:ner:

So, cover them up next time, as I don't want see your hairy toes or bunions!:nono::D

Marco.

:booty:

struth
08-11-2020, 10:38
Del likes her crocs (pink, naturally:D) for around the house, that is when she's not in her bare or stockinged feet, which she generally prefers. She hates wearing footwear unless she has to. At home, I usually always wear slippers (without socks), my nice furry-lined moccasins. In that respect, I find Crocs a bit 'hard' and cold. I like something soft and cosy around my tootsies!:eyebrows:

Marco.

crocs start cold but warm up fairly quick then stay nice n warm. great things for me are they are easy on/off, warmth and are waterproof too. also fairly non slip. as ive wide feet they are also very comfortable for me. i always get the ones with a back on tho. not good with backless flip flop type shoes or slippers.

Marco
08-11-2020, 10:50
Yeah sure, mate, whatever works. I just prefer something soft and warm to sink my feet into, not hard plastic, which doesn't 'give', (I don't find it comfy) and that's why I love me furry-lined moccies!:D

During the winter, both Del and I like to feel all wrapped up, warm and cosy indoors, so big fluffy dressing gowns, and for Del jim-jams and cuddling her furry cat hot-water bottle, are the order of the day. so we can cosy up together in front of the fire on cold nights.

In that respect, the thought of wearing 'stiff and starchy' outdoor clothes indoors, like Marty-boy does (and trainers:eek:), would be an anathema!;)

Mind you, my dad's the same, in that respect. He gets fully dressed as soon as he's up and stays that way until he goes to bed.

Marco.

struth
08-11-2020, 10:52
me too. i wear my outdoor clothes til i go to bed. i have a dressing gown but only time it gets used is coming out of shower

Marco
08-11-2020, 11:09
Lol - maybe it's a generational thing then? As soon as I get in, I like to strip off into something as loose and comfy as possible, and for me, nothing is comfier than a big fluffy dressing gown, with hee-haw underneath!:D

Marco.

system7
08-11-2020, 11:10
Somebody is trying to cheer us up. As I write the bagpipes are playing "Amazing Grace" down our street,

Lovely song and tune. My Dad's favourite. :)

Macca
08-11-2020, 11:12
Yeah sure, mate, whatever works. I just prefer something soft and warm to sink my feet into, not hard plastic, which doesn't 'give', (I don't find it comfy) and that's why I love me furry-lined moccies!:D

During the winter, both Del and I like to feel all wrapped up, warm and cosy indoors, so big fluffy dressing gowns, and for Del jim-jams and cuddling her furry cat hot-water bottle, are the order of the day. so we can cosy up together in front of the fire on cold nights.

In that respect, the thought of wearing 'stiff and starchy' outdoor clothes indoors, like Marty-boy does (and trainers:eek:), would be an anathema!;)

Mind you, my dad's the same, in that respect. He gets fully dressed as soon as he's up and stays that way until he goes to bed.

Marco.

I just wear trackies and a sweatshirt, not exactly stiff and starchy. And trainers are comfortable and light-weight. Might put a fleece on instead of a tracky top if it is really cold.

For outdoors in poor weather a pair of these keks - not cheap but will last 20 years or more - https://www.military1st.co.uk/sp-sfn-pr-01-helikon-sfu-next-trousers-polycotton-ripstop-black.html

guy
08-11-2020, 12:02
Lol - maybe it's a generational thing then? As soon as I get in, I like to strip off into something as loose and comfy as possible, and for me, nothing is comfier than a big fluffy dressing gown, with hee-haw underneath!:D

Marco.

You forgot to mention the flying goggles :)

struth
08-11-2020, 12:08
Marco through the ages :lol:

https://i.etsystatic.com/6588740/r/il/dde6ce/1582963448/il_570xN.1582963448_m41j.jpg

this is more me..;)
https://static.fancydress.com/resources/pages/images/hire/c543-biggles-product.jpg

Marco
08-11-2020, 12:10
:lol::lolsign:

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 13:48
Hey, you never said what 'Begs the question' earlier?;)



Marco.

That's because you had answered the question - eeh, you can be high maintenance sometimes... and the answer was pretty much what I expected :)

+1 for the furry moccasins, I wouldn't be without mine

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 13:53
Somebody is trying to cheer us up. As I write the bagpipes are playing "Amazing Grace" down our street,

Lovely song and tune. My Dad's favourite. :)

If you can find it, Blind Boys of Alabama's version is worth a listen. Done to the music of "House of The Rising Sun", but it works very well, I think you'd like it :)

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 13:57
Funny thing is, if I wear flip-flops I don't seem to get cold feet. With shoes & socks I do

Probably to with improving circulation. But I still couldn't be doing with them, that thing between your toes just feels wrong :(

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 14:12
I find online shopping a rather soulless experience - I like to get out and about and feel like I'm living in the real world, not cooped up in the house behind a computer.

Different strokes.....:)

Marco.

I spend six days a week out in the real world, that's enough for me :) But I find going out shopping for clothes to be a rather soulless experience, thankfully it only happens occasionally, when I'm with Mrs. P. She is quite sympathetic to my plight, and can see when I'm losing the will to live - which is usually during the walk from the car park to the shops.

The only shops I'm interested in browsing are tools, hifi or record shops. For anything else I have a 3-step process: 1. Decide what I want to buy 2. Go to shop and buy it 3. Go home or to the pub.

I'm sure I'm not the only bloke who does this.

Barry
08-11-2020, 14:13
But I still couldn't be doing with them, that thing between your toes just feels wrong :(

I quite agree - also the 'slapping' sound they make when walking would quickly get on my nerves.

Roy S
08-11-2020, 14:18
the 'slapping' sound they make when walking would quickly get on my nerves.

If they go 'flop flip' you know you've got them on the wrong feet

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 14:27
If they go 'flop flip' you know you've got them on the wrong feet

:D And if you hear a loud 'thud' you know they aren't suitable for walking backwards in, and your head has just decked it :doh:

Barry
08-11-2020, 14:31
I spend six days a week out in the real world, that's enough for me :) But I find going out shopping for clothes to be a rather soulless experience, thankfully it only happens occasionally, when I'm with Mrs. P. She is quite sympathetic to my plight, and can see when I'm losing the will to live - which is usually during the walk from the car park to the shops.

The only shops I'm interested in browsing are tools, hifi or record shops. For anything else I have a 3-step process: 1. Decide what I want to buy 2. Go to shop and buy it 3. Go home or to the pub.

I'm sure I'm not the only bloke who does this.

I don't know of any shops where you can browse for hifi. When I was younger I loathed shopping for clothes or shoes, now I quite enjoy browsing.

Shopping on-line is no doubt convenient, but as has been remarked elsewhere, you have to know exactly what you want and by whom the particular item is made: there is an awful lot or meretricious poorly made crap available, whose quality is difficult to assess simply by looking at a photo.

Also you loose the 'serendipity' aspect when shopping on line. The likes of Amazon may apply some fuzzy logic algorithms to come up with "Customers who bought (a particular item), also bought this/these". But that only suggests something similar. I like to go into a bookshop (an increasingly endangered establishment) to browse and come out buying something that caught my attention and came across by accident. That is the joy of browsing.

Roy S
08-11-2020, 14:35
:D And if you hear a loud 'thud' you know they aren't suitable for walking backwards in, and your head has just decked it :doh:

Yes, I heard Whacko Jacko almost gave up moonwalking after falling out of his Havaianas

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 14:43
You're right about the hifi shops. It's been a number of years now. Though I do occasionally pop into Richer Sounds if I'm passing...

I actually buy very little online, mostly just replacement blades/bits for my power tools. Usually I look online for which places sell what I'm seeking, then go to the nearest physical shop that stocks it.

Barry
08-11-2020, 14:55
You're right about the hifi shops. It's been a number of years now. Though I do occasionally pop into Richer Sounds if I'm passing...

I actually buy very little online, mostly just replacement blades/bits for my power tools. Usually I look online for which places sell what I'm seeking, then go to the nearest physical shop that stocks it.

Good for you Steve. It's no wonder shops are disappearing because customers go in, are given advice (and maybe a demonstration) - then go and buy on-line, because it is cheaper!

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 15:05
That is a sad fact of the times we live in, but I couldn't do that. It offends my sense of fair play.

Ian7633
08-11-2020, 18:45
I rarely do clothes shopping nowadays what with being pretty much housebound through illness. I used to hate sifting through the fat bastards section, a laughable selection of shapeless sacks and totally overpriced rubbish. Then I discovered that buying clothes from the U.S.A. was so simple. The sizes are actually properly worked out and the clothes are not just sized up versions of normal gear. The quality is usually very good and prices are much better than here, even if you include shipping and possible import tax and V.A.T. Delivery times are usually around a week to ten days and if I should need to return anything most big stores cover the return cost. It's quite nice to not need to buy the biggest size and hope for the best too.

Marco
08-11-2020, 19:07
I spend six days a week out in the real world, that's enough for me :) But I find going out shopping for clothes to be a rather soulless experience, thankfully it only happens occasionally, when I'm with Mrs. P. She is quite sympathetic to my plight, and can see when I'm losing the will to live - which is usually during the walk from the car park to the shops.


That's fine, but we're quite different in that respect, both in terms of the influence of our respective lifestyles, and the things we enjoy. I'm at home most of the time, so like to get out into the 'real world' and interact with my fellow man, which is one of the reasons why I prefer shopping physically, but also because I quite enjoy shopping *if* it's for something I like - and *if* it's a relaxing, non-stressful experience.

And living where I do (largely away from any big cities and their associated crowds) and being able to shop at times outside of when it's busiest, even supermarket shopping is non-stressful and not totally soulless, depending on where I go. And unlike you, I really enjoy trips to places (such as we're discussed before) like Shrewsbury, to do the likes of Christmas shopping, as there are some really nice individual, privately owned shops, selling lovely things that aren't mass produced or available on Amazon, so I enjoy that and the whole 'vibe' of Christmas.


The only shops I'm interested in browsing are tools, hifi or record shops. For anything else I have a 3-step process: 1. Decide what I want to buy 2. Go to shop and buy it 3. Go home or to the pub.

I'm sure I'm not the only bloke who does this.

No, you defo won't be. Tools don't really interest me, as I'm not into DIY, so I'm far happier in a bric-a-brac or antiques shop, than in a tools shop, where I'd be bored within 5 mins. Record shops yes, big time. However, sometimes when we're out shopping, I've left Del to it, to wander round, and I wait for her in the pub and read a hi-fi or car mag, whilst enjoying a pint. It all depends on what she's wanting to look at.

Marco.

Marco
08-11-2020, 19:16
Good for you Steve. It's no wonder shops are disappearing because customers go in, are given advice (and maybe a demonstration) - then go and buy on-line, because it is cheaper!

Indeed, and for me that's scumbag behaviour. A big part of the reason why our town centres are dying is because the tightwad/skinflint 'Joe Public' are too obsessed with price and not enough about quality. Everything's got to be cheap, cheap, cheap....!:doh:

Does my fucking head in.

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
08-11-2020, 19:31
And living where I do (largely away from any big cities and their associated crowds) and being able to shop at times outside of when it's busiest, even supermarket shopping is non-stressful and not totally soulless, depending on where I go. And unlike you, I really enjoy trips to places (such as we're discussed before) like Shrewsbury, to do the likes of Christmas shopping, as there are some really nice individual, privately owned shops, selling lovely things that aren't mass produced or available on Amazon, so I enjoy that and the whole 'vibe' of Christmas.


Marco.

A day out shopping on the run up to Christmas is an exception for me, and I enjoy that experience. Often Keswick, 2 years ago it was Shrewsbury (on your recommendation and very nice too). So where are you sending me this year? :D

Marco
08-11-2020, 20:02
Anywhere that's open!:eyebrows:

Marco.

walpurgis
08-11-2020, 21:21
I gather "Madame Fifi" establishments are open to pre-booked 'specials' next week. :eyebrows:

Macca
08-11-2020, 21:36
I gather "Madame Fifi" establishments are open to pre-booked 'specials' next week. :eyebrows:

It's a good point though, lockdown doesn't apply to knocking shops as they aren't supposed to exist anyway.

There's one round the corner. It's been there since at least the 1980s although the name changes occasionally, What gets me is that they have tables with parasols and plastic tropical plants out in the rear yard, even though the back lot behind the buildings is otherwise complete Victorian industrial dereliction Think of the cover of 'Crisis? What Crisis?' and you're not far off. It looks really bizarre,

walpurgis
08-11-2020, 21:56
How do you know what they keep in the back yard? :)

Marco
08-11-2020, 21:59
How much for a soapy wank?

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
09-11-2020, 07:10
How do you know what they keep in the back yard? :)

Just tell 'em you can see it from your bedroom window Martin, they'll believe that :)

Pigmy Pony
09-11-2020, 07:16
How much for a soapy wank?

Marco.

Probably more than you pay at your Romanian car wash ;) Those poor guys work for next to nothing. It's only by selling on your snide Rammestein CDs that they can afford to live at all.

Marco
09-11-2020, 08:58
Indeed, although the highlight is when he spanks me with the 'crispy end' of his chamois - that's always worth a tip!

Marco.

walpurgis
09-11-2020, 17:05
Listening to Joe Biden on Sky news giving his thoughts and outlining out his intended policies. Never mind the politics, it's a pleasure to hear from a rational and calm person instead of the outgoing petulant and posturing buffoon Trump!

Pigmy Pony
09-11-2020, 18:03
Listening to Joe Biden on Sky news giving his thoughts and outlining out his intended policies. Never mind the politics, it's a pleasure to hear from a rational and calm person instead of the outgoing petulant and posturing buffoon Trump!

I like him. He may well be an old 'un, but at least he looks presidential. I don't think we've heard the last from the Trumpet, he ain't going quietly.

Macca
09-11-2020, 18:09
He's almost as orange as Trump though. I think that's important somehow.

walpurgis
09-11-2020, 18:10
I don't think we've heard the last from the Trumpet, he ain't going quietly.

He may go on to become an even bigger embarrassment and have to be dragged from The Whitehouse.

struth
09-11-2020, 18:16
He may go on to become an even bigger embarrassment and have to be dragged from The Whitehouse.There is talk that a squad of swat nannies are on hand to deal with any tantrums etc.
At a last resort they may cut off his ice cream supplies

Macca
09-11-2020, 18:19
He may go on to become an even bigger embarrassment and have to be dragged from The Whitehouse.

Would be funny but he's not that daft.

walpurgis
10-11-2020, 08:52
He's now whining about the Coronavirus vaccine, claiming the announcement was delayed deliberately, so that he couldn't claim credit. What a wanker.

struth
10-11-2020, 09:23
might have been :eyebrows:

Barry
11-11-2020, 18:59
If the vaccine is not based on bleach or disinfectant, then Trump cannot claim anything. :D

bbones
12-11-2020, 03:13
So here in Manitoba, things are out of control at the moment Covid related. Midnight tonight everything non essential shuts down. Our own complacency (lack of) really as early on we were the North American model on how to do it right.

Anyway, I'm front and center as part of the health and safety planning committee, Provincial meetings, liaison between employees and their Doctors etc....but recently realized I wasn't really front and center which was an eye opening experience that I thought I'd share.

We've had a few serious outbreaks within our personal care homes. A recent event resulted in a shortage of staff to support the residents within. I volunteered as I have a medical background.......found myself gowned, gloved, masked..taking care of seniors who in many cases were incapable of taking care of themselves........and incapble of understanding what was happening and why they couldn't leave their room or why they couldn't visit with family (due to cognitive deficits).
I was there to help out with their most basic functions. feeding, toileting, dressing....etc. (there is certainly little to no dignity left for some of these souls) I spent a couple hours feeding this one Mennonite lady who jabbered at me in German the whole time....I don't speak German but regardless we had a great conversation and I think it was over all a positive for her.

Anyway, my point here with regards to talking about anything........was that I think we often take other peoples situations for granted. I've been in health care for 30 years.... a large chunk of that as a primary practitioner taking care of my own patients......and this was the first time I think the veil was lifted.

I have a new found profound respect for those working directly on the front lines....especially in these current rather bizarre circumstances we find ourselves in.

Sadly towards the end of my second shift, two residents tested positive (one no longer with us). The emotional impact on the staff was palpable, and I found myself supporting them as they dealt with the impact of people they had worked with for months and sometimes years. I then found myself immediately quarantined; having to tell my elderly mother and kids to find alternative lodgings for 14 days until I was sure I was clear.

I don't think I was ever overly concerned with myself ( I guess a bit) but the experience which was about 6 weeks ago......has left a profound impact on me. I'd definitely do it again in a heart beat.

Sorry for the ramble here.....in part it is due to sharing a bottle of red with my sister. LOL

Mum had a fall last wknd and fractured her pelvis (she has lived with me since this past April) Can't walk so I'm ferrying her around on my wheeled office chair to the bathroom and bed until healing is sufficient that she can weight bear. My sister, thankfully, came by and did the sponge bath thing........(some things a son should just not have to see)

Anyway, there you go......a ramble about just about anything. Typing this as mum and I listen to Ella Fitzgerald.


Ok I had followed this up with a big vent on our theoretical "leader" south of the border.......and then lost it.......I'll just pour another glass of wine instead.

I'm also having a deja vu moment that I've already said everything here in an earlier post. Probably best I not move on to dark rum.

system7
12-11-2020, 03:31
bbones, that was real.

Good bit of writing.

Thankyou.

Hemingway always said, write drunk. Edit sober.

walpurgis
12-11-2020, 07:46
Good to read that Steve. It shows the human side of of things at the moment.

walpurgis
12-11-2020, 08:03
Could somebody have a word with Anneliese Dodds, the Shadow Chancellor, her hair always looks a revolting mess. You'd think somebody with a face like a baked spud might seek a more flattering look, as a sort of damage limitation exercise.

https://i.imgur.com/rgknqcq.jpg

tapid
12-11-2020, 08:47
Wonder if she s related to Ken Dodds

Marco
12-11-2020, 10:00
Could somebody have a word with Anneliese Dodds, the Shadow Chancellor, her hair always looks a revolting mess. You'd think somebody with a face like a baked spud might seek a more flattering look, as a sort of damage limitation exercise.

https://i.imgur.com/rgknqcq.jpg

So does that mean you wouldn't bang it?

Marco.

walpurgis
12-11-2020, 10:27
So does that mean you wouldn't bang it?

Marco.

Not and admit to it. :lol:

Marco
12-11-2020, 10:34
Ah... So a 'double-bag' job in a dark alley, then run before anyone notices?:D

Marco.

walpurgis
12-11-2020, 10:39
Ah... So a 'double-bag' job in a dark alley, then run before anyone notices?:D

Marco.

:thumbsup:

bbones
12-11-2020, 11:52
Not sure if this is a universal term or just a Cdn thing.

Coyote Ugly

1. one bagger where you put a bag over their head
2. two bagger.......both of your heads
3. Coyote ugly - where you'd rather chew your own arm off in the morning versus waking them up so you can get your arm out from under them.

bbones
12-11-2020, 22:21
Watch the TV Saturday......talk I'm hearing from contacts south of the border is...as my friend so eloquently calls them....all the Trump wackadoodles are massing in DC for a rally to support the head wackadoodle. Should provide lots of opportunity to shake the head in wonder.......(meant to be a million plus)

......beyond my ability to comprehend.

Pigmy Pony
14-11-2020, 19:22
Work been going pretty good recently, with several recommendations by email and on company's facebook page, naming me.

But this leads me onto relating a rather strange thing:

Last week I fitted some windows and doors for a rather attractive forty-something, who really looked after us with coffees and bacon butties. When i told her my name she said there are far too many Steves in the world. "His name's Steve," pointing at the plasterer), "my ex is called Steve, as is my current(?) partner".

Everything went well and after being paid a modest tip, she asked if she could give my details to some friends who need some work doing.

Then a couple of days later while dozing in front of Eastenders or some shite, I got a call from a witheld number. Don't normally answer these, but I was half asleep.

"Hello, is that Steve?"

"Yes, speaking."

"Watch yer f___in' back!"

"Is that Marco?"* I should mention he had a 'posh' Scottish accent, like he was from Bearsden or Morningside or Paisley. I dunno, I'm not good on accents.

But he'd already hung up. Mrs. P's theory was that I'd been nice to a customer, and a jealous spouse had found my name in her phone. Thing is I'm nice to everyone, but with so many Steve's knocking about at that job, that seems the likely source. I might just change my name - I've always liked George or Frank. Or maybe I'll have 'the procedure', and change my name to Stephanie. or Doris.

*I didn't really say that, I made it up.

Pigmy Pony
15-11-2020, 17:32
31 posts already, anyone would think I had nothing better to do today, and thanks to this lovely autumnal weather, I don't...

Marco
15-11-2020, 17:49
How about chilling out, listening to some music, or watching a movie with your beloved? Is that too radical?:eyebrows:

What would she be doing to fill her day otherwise?

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
15-11-2020, 18:10
How about chilling out, listening to some music, or watching a movie with your beloved? Is that too radical?:eyebrows:

What would she be doing to fill her day otherwise?

Marco.

Well I did organise my van ready for next week, got all my batteries charged, and went down to B&Q. There's also post #17037 on "Spinning Today..." if that's what you mean. Watched 2 movies last night, that's enough for now :)

Marco
15-11-2020, 18:14
Lol... You're always rather cagey when it comes to discussing Anita.... I'm curious what her hobbies are? I mention Del all the time! So come on, SPILL!:lol:

Do you guys actually do *anything* together, as a couple?:ner::eyebrows:;)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
15-11-2020, 18:43
Lol... You're always rather cagey when it comes to discussing Anita.... I'm curious what her hobbies are? I mention Del all the time! So come on, SPILL!:lol:

Do you guys actually do *anything* together, as a couple?:ner::eyebrows:;)

Marco.

I've mentioned Anita (Mrs. P) loads of times, just not all the time. We do lots together, and also spend time doing nowt together. But we do also have our own lives to be getting on with - when Del is at work what are you two doing together?:)

And over the last 5 years she's been to about 5 shows/bake offs, that's 5 more than I've seen you, so there :ner:

Marco
15-11-2020, 18:48
Hehehe... I don't do 'shows' anymore - too full of numpties and overpriced tat!:D

When things get back to normal though, I might see you at NEBO, and I'll bring Del with me. She's been dying to meet you, as she giggles at some of your daft jokes!:eyebrows:

Marco.

Ian7633
16-11-2020, 16:39
There is so much to be said in favour of using local shops and services. It took BT and Open Reach six weeks to NOT correct a fault with my landline and broadband but I called a small, local company, they came out the same day, traced and fixed the fault and all for £60....bargain. After the bad weather recently my satellite signal was playing up, missing channels etc. Absolutely no help with the provider so again I called a local aerial and satellite dish installer, came the next day and found that the LND was broken and full of water. New LND £45 and £30 callout and labour. It's not just the great service I've had but good advice and recommendations for other tradespeople, word of mouth is better than all the flashy advertising.

Pigmy Pony
16-11-2020, 18:21
Hehehe... I don't do 'shows' anymore - too full of numpties and overpriced tat!:D

When things get back to normal though, I might see you at NEBO, and I'll bring Del with me. She's been dying to meet you, as she giggles at some of your daft jokes!:eyebrows:

Marco.

You know you don't have to buy the overpriced tat, and as for numpties, well they are everywhere you look, and shows aren't immune. But I've met some of the forum members at them, including Firebottle and his wife Shirley, Allen (Audio Al), Ali Tait, and Mike (JacHawk), none of whom are numpties :).

I definitely want to go to the next NEBO (if they'll have me), I was supposed to go to the last one, but, you know, didn't happen :( Hope to see you there, and Del can laugh at me (I'm told I'm not so much funny, more funny looking) :)

Marco
16-11-2020, 18:23
Lol. she says she'll be relying on you to keep her amused [she says with a cheeky wee smile]:eyebrows:

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
16-11-2020, 18:35
There is so much to be said in favour of using local shops and services. It took BT and Open Reach six weeks to NOT correct a fault with my landline and broadband but I called a small, local company, they came out the same day, traced and fixed the fault and all for £60....bargain. After the bad weather recently my satellite signal was playing up, missing channels etc. Absolutely no help with the provider so again I called a local aerial and satellite dish installer, came the next day and found that the LND was broken and full of water. New LND £45 and £30 callout and labour. It's not just the great service I've had but good advice and recommendations for other tradespeople, word of mouth is better than all the flashy advertising.

That's the spirit Ian! The big companies you mention have vans, admin people, advertising budgets, and (probably) greedy shareholders. Smaller firms and one man bands often can't afford advertising, and rely on "word of mouth". Certainly is the case with me.

My brother works 3 days a week for British Gas, who pay him £240 a day, and provide all kinds of PPE, including wall anchors for ladders, harnesses, signs warning of his "work area", and no doubt plenty more stuff I can't think of, all because they're frightened of being sued no doubt. They also chuck a shitload of extra cash at him if he works too far away to commute. Guess who pays for all that crap :(

When it comes to services and retail, I firmly believe that smaller is better :)

bbones
16-11-2020, 18:40
Learning new terms. numpties :D

Marco
16-11-2020, 18:43
Lol - there's also daftees, bawbags, wallopers, rammers and zoomers:D

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
16-11-2020, 19:21
Lol - there's also daftees, bawbags, wallopers, rammers and zoomers:D

Marco.

But the Welsh don't have a name for them, well nothing pronouncable anyway. They just say "Aw, he must be from Wrexham" :)

Pigmy Pony
16-11-2020, 19:24
Lol. she says she'll be relying on you to keep her amused [she says with a cheeky wee smile]:eyebrows:

Marco.

Afterwards Del and Anita can compare notes. No need for a tape measure, just a lolly stick and a biro :)

Marco
16-11-2020, 19:34
Haha- sounds about right, as we wear daftness well!:eyebrows:

Not as daft as Del though at the last hi-fi show we were at (think it was Cranage)... The wee daftee ended up losing her shoes!:doh:

Marco.

Marco
16-11-2020, 19:38
Afterwards Del and Anita can compare notes. No need for a tape measure, just a lolly stick and a biro :)

Lol - she'd probably enjoy that! She likes a giggle. We could leave the girlies to it in the bar, while we do super exciting things such as listening to demos of comparisons between speaker cables:D

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
16-11-2020, 19:41
Lol - she'd probably enjoy that! She likes a giggle. We could leave the girlies to it in the bar, while we do super exciting things such as listening to demos of comparisons between speaker cables:D

Marco.

Sounds like a plan :)

Marco
16-11-2020, 19:53
Lol... At some point, we'll probably have to trot back and rescue Anita, as she can be a little 'challenging' sometimes when she's tipsy!:eyebrows:

Marco.

bbones
16-11-2020, 20:46
Oooh I definitely have to look these terms up. I'm giving an online presentation on Friday........definitely have to incorporate a few. They already think I'm nuts......this will just confirm it. LOL

Pigmy Pony
17-11-2020, 19:21
Oooh I definitely have to look these terms up. I'm giving an online presentation on Friday........definitely have to incorporate a few. They already think I'm nuts......this will just confirm it. LOL

Nice to see that Marco and Del are going out for a nosebag tomorrow. Maybe he'll stop mithering about vaccinations and pecking our heads about it, for a while at least...:)

walpurgis
24-11-2020, 11:42
Not sure I like the sound of this: https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Small-Size-Electric-Vehicle-Transformer-Electric-Bicycle-Converter-Light-Hernia/174422151016?hash=item289c5ecf68:g:UmcAAOSwQF1fUms y

struth
24-11-2020, 11:49
well at least its a light hernia :eyebrows:

walpurgis
24-11-2020, 11:53
:)

Barry
24-11-2020, 12:02
They must have some odd people writing the advertising copy, either that or strange language translation software.

system7
26-11-2020, 20:19
In these strange times, I have increasingly been listening to BBC Radio 4.

Absolute cracker of a Radio show today. Open Country at 15.00 Hours.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/schedules/p00fzl7j/2020/11/26

Eilean Shona on the Western Coast of Scotland. Have you ever seen a lovelier place?

https://eileanshona.com/

Better than the Scillies IMO. Water is flippin' freezing but the Scillies are cold too. So no loss there. :lol:

Pigmy Pony
27-11-2020, 19:11
In these strange times, I have increasingly been listening to BBC Radio 4.

Absolute cracker of a Radio show today. Open Country at 15.00 Hours.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/schedules/p00fzl7j/2020/11/26

Eilean Shona on the Western Coast of Scotland. Have you ever seen a lovelier place?

https://eileanshona.com/

Better than the Scillies IMO. Water is flippin' freezing but the Scillies are cold too. So no loss there. :lol:

I once tried to swim in that, near Ullapool :eek: lasted about 30 seconds

struth
30-11-2020, 17:33
A new procedure using tiny cameras inside a pill to help detect bowel cancer has been launched in Tayside.

The ScotCap test will be rolled out across health boards in Scotland as an alternative to a traditional colonoscopy.

The cameras take pictures of the lining of the bowel to look for any problems or signs of disease.

About 70,000 people in Scotland undergo colonoscopy treatment each year.

The programme, which is backed by the Scottish government, has been accelerated in response to the Covid-19 pandemic.

It is hoped the programme will help health boards tackle a backlog of patients and reduce waiting times.

The cameras transmit images to a recorder worn by the patient

NHS Tayside will run the service at clinics in Perth Royal Infirmary and Royal Victoria Hospital.

Dr Craig Mowat, consultant gastroenterologist with NHS Tayside, said: "The Colon Capsule is a pill-sized camera which has a bright light and two cameras which beam images to a recorder worn by the patient.

"It films the inside of the lower intestine to determine whether there are any abnormalities.

"The Colon Capsule makes the procedure non-invasive, painless and the patient does not need to be sedated."

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/B981/production/_115698474_scotcapjourney.png

walpurgis
30-11-2020, 17:41
Gives a whole new meaning to 'tunnel vision'.

struth
30-11-2020, 17:44
id be much happier swallowing that than having the colonoscopy up the snarse:eyebrows:

struth
30-11-2020, 18:19
One of biology's biggest mysteries has been solved using artificial intelligence, experts have announced.

Predicting how a protein folds into a unique three-dimensional shape has puzzled scientists for half a century.

London-based AI lab, DeepMind, has largely cracked the problem, say the organisers of a scientific challenge.

A better understanding of protein shapes could play a pivotal role in the development of novel drugs to treat disease.

The advance by DeepMind is expected to accelerate research into a host of illnesses, including Covid-19.

Their program determined the shape of proteins at a level of accuracy comparable to expensive and time-consuming lab methods, they say.

Dr Andriy Kryshtafovych, from University of California (UC), Davis in the US, one of the panel of scientific adjudicators, described the achievement as "truly remarkable".

"Being able to investigate the shape of proteins quickly and accurately has the potential to revolutionise life sciences," he said.

Proteins are present in all living things where they play a central role in the chemical processes essential for life.

Made up of strings of amino acids, they fold up in an infinite number of ways into elaborate shapes that hold the key to how they carry out their vital functions.

Many diseases are linked to the roles of proteins in catalysing chemical reactions (enzymes), fighting disease (antibodies) or acting as chemical messengers (hormones such as insulin).

"Even tiny rearrangements of these vital molecules can have catastrophic effects on our health, so one of the most efficient ways to understand disease and find new treatments is to study the proteins involved," said Dr John Moult of the University of Maryland, US, the chair of the panel of scientific adjudicators.

"There are tens of thousands of human proteins and many billions in other species, including bacteria and viruses, but working out the shape of just one requires expensive equipment and can take years."

Pigmy Pony
30-11-2020, 18:45
A new procedure using tiny cameras inside a pill to help detect bowel cancer has been launched in Tayside.

The ScotCap test will be rolled out across health boards in Scotland as an alternative to a traditional colonoscopy.

The cameras take pictures of the lining of the bowel to look for any problems or signs of disease.

About 70,000 people in Scotland undergo colonoscopy treatment each year.

The programme, which is backed by the Scottish government, has been accelerated in response to the Covid-19 pandemic.

It is hoped the programme will help health boards tackle a backlog of patients and reduce waiting times.

The cameras transmit images to a recorder worn by the patient

NHS Tayside will run the service at clinics in Perth Royal Infirmary and Royal Victoria Hospital.

Dr Craig Mowat, consultant gastroenterologist with NHS Tayside, said: "The Colon Capsule is a pill-sized camera which has a bright light and two cameras which beam images to a recorder worn by the patient.

"It films the inside of the lower intestine to determine whether there are any abnormalities.

"The Colon Capsule makes the procedure non-invasive, painless and the patient does not need to be sedated."

https://ichef.bbci.co.uk/news/800/cpsprodpb/B981/production/_115698474_scotcapjourney.png

I recently got an NHS text telling me to expect a shit-kit through the post any day now. Not a big fan of the "turd-on-stick" method, so I would welcome this technology. No doubt Marco will poo-poo the idea, fearing that the government will use it to collect data on his eating habits, and what he likes to stick up his bum at the weekend :eyebrows:

Barry
30-11-2020, 21:17
I recently got an NHS text telling me to expect a shit-kit through the post any day now. Not a big fan of the "turd-on-stick" method, so I would welcome this technology.

At least with the new method you do it the once. Before, you had to provide three consecutive samples (smears).

guy
30-11-2020, 23:07
I recently got an NHS text telling me to expect a shit-kit through the post any day now. Not a big fan of the "turd-on-stick" method, so I would welcome this technology. No doubt Marco will poo-poo the idea, fearing that the government will use it to collect data on his eating habits, and what he likes to stick up his bum at the weekend :eyebrows:

I had one of those earlier this month - results ok. Now I have to remember to request another "shit-kit" in two years time; I have trouble remembering what to do tomorrow. I suppose I could put a "post it" note on the fridge:lol:

Barry
30-11-2020, 23:12
Don't worry, the NHS will remind you come the time.

Pigmy Pony
01-12-2020, 07:33
I had one of those earlier this month - results ok. Now I have to remember to request another "shit-kit" in two years time; I have trouble remembering what to do tomorrow. I suppose I could put a "post it" note on the fridge:lol:

As Barry says, they do that for you Guy. I had the test two years ago, and a couple of weeks ago the NHS wrote to me to say I can expected another shit-kit in the coming days. Not quite worded that way. Yesterday it arrived :) It also said that we will receive one every two years up to the age of 74 I think.

Firebottle
01-12-2020, 07:40
Yes after 74 they don't give a shit!
Boom boom.

Good job we are not living in France, you have to request your test when due. I wonder how many forget?

guy
01-12-2020, 07:41
thanks for the reassurance chaps - I had scan read the letter and misinterpreted the two year bit:doh:

Filterlab
01-12-2020, 16:57
Gives a whole new meaning to 'tunnel vision'.

:lol:

Pigmy Pony
01-12-2020, 17:31
Yes after 74 they don't give a shit!
Boom boom.

Good job we are not living in France, you have to request your test when due. I wonder how many forget?

Sorry what was we talking about? :) Actually that's not good, putting the anus, sorry I mean onus, on the patients. You could say the French Health Service are getting away with merde. Boom boom!

guy
01-12-2020, 21:00
Gives a whole new meaning to 'tunnel vision'.

Several years ago I was having trouble with "IBS", so was invited to have a colonoscopy.

On the day I was surprised to find that I could watch the procedure on a screen while two nurses fed the fibre optic in - quite fascinating to see. They took a couple of bowel lining samples for biopsy then started to pull the camera out but left the camera/screen turned on.

Absolutely hilarious (for me anyway) to see my buttocks, with nurses face peering over them appear in wide angle format on the screen :)

(Turned out my problem was lymphocytic colitis, and funnily enough all symptoms disappeared (thank God) directly after the procedure - I do wonder if the day on emetics prior to the examination had cleared whatever was causing the immune response :scratch:)

Barry
02-12-2020, 17:52
Yesterday I went for my annual MOT. Amongst other things they measured my weight and height. Much to my surprise, I seem to have shrunk in height by 2cm ( :scratch: ), though my BMI is perfect; as are all the other parameters.

Barry
02-12-2020, 18:05
Now that December is here and we have come out of lockdown, we celebrated by doing two things:

[1] Went to our local eatery/coffee shop for lunch,

[2] Put up the Christmas decorations.

Normally, when it come to putting up the tree and decorating it, I just 'go through the motions' with little enthusiasm. But this time we put up some decorations outside as well, and when finished my partner cheerfully claimed "Now Christmas is here". :)

walpurgis
02-12-2020, 18:07
Yesterday I went for my annual MOT. Amongst other things they measured my weight and height. Much to my surprise, I seem to have shrunk in height by 2cm ( :scratch: ), though my BMI is perfect; as are all the other parameters.

So have I. Can't say I care much really, but I measured my height last week and I've shrunk over an inch. My brother and next door neighbour are in their eighties and are very noticeably shorter than they were thirty years ago.

Pigmy Pony
02-12-2020, 18:07
Were you perhaps measured in the morning last year, and in the afternoon this year? When I tell folk I'm 5'10"" in the morning they look at me like I'm mental

Marco
02-12-2020, 18:23
Now that December is here and we have come out of lockdown, we celebrated by doing two things:

[1] Went to our local eatery/coffee shop for lunch,

[2] Put up the Christmas decorations.

Normally, when it come to putting up the tree and decorating it, I just 'go through the motions' with little enthusiasm. But this time we put up some decorations outside as well, and when finished my partner cheerfully claimed "Now Christmas is here". :)

Lol... We got our tree yesterday, after much deliberation, as Del's really fussy about it being *just* the right size and shape, so I was in the garden centre rummaging through different ones and holding them up for her inspection/approval, and being met with 'don't like that one', 'no, don't want that one' - but EVENTUALLY she picked one she liked!:doh:

It's been sitting outside in some water, after I sawed the bottom off of it, to allow it to absorb some moisture. We didn't have time today to bring it and decorate it, as we were busy in the garden, but will be doing it tomorrow, and she's beside herself with excitement! She just LOVES Christmas...:)

Marco.

Marco
02-12-2020, 18:25
Were you perhaps measured in the morning last year, and in the afternoon this year? When I tell folk I'm 5'10"" in the morning they look at me like I'm mental

No, last time he had his heels on.

Marco.

Barry
02-12-2020, 18:33
So have I. Can't say I care much really, but I measured my height last week and I've shrunk over an inch. My brother and next door neighbour are in their eighties and are very noticeably shorter than they were thirty years ago.

Is that because they now walk with a stoop?

walpurgis
02-12-2020, 18:43
Is that because they now walk with a stoop?

No, they're just shorter.

Macca
02-12-2020, 19:54
It's a bit early for the decos isn't it lads?

Mind you there's one in my street had them up a week after Bonfire Night.

23rd December is more like it. Maybe the 20th if you've got children.

Marco
02-12-2020, 20:03
We normally put them up on Del's birthday (13th Dec), but got the tree early in anticipation of things getting busy, so now it's here it seems a shame to leave the poor chap outside in the cold!:D

Besides, she WANTS to play now at 'make the house all Christmassy'...

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
02-12-2020, 22:22
It's a bit early for the decos isn't it lads?

Mind you there's one in my street had them up a week after Bonfire Night.

23rd December is more like it. Maybe the 20th if you've got children.

A week before Christmas is plenty early enough, and we take them down about 6th Jan. Though I think they look stupid and irrelevant after new Year's Day.
I have been known to start on mince pies in October :)

Marco
02-12-2020, 23:22
Lol - is Anita not a Christmas person then?:)

Marco.

Barry
02-12-2020, 23:31
I see no reason why the decorations and tree etc. should not go up later than the start of Advent (29 November 2020), and come down no later than Twelfth Night (5 January 2021).

But I agree that all the Christmas tat appears in the shops far too early. I saw Christmas card for sale in September.

Marco
02-12-2020, 23:41
I see no reason why the decorations and tree etc. should not go up later than the start of Advent (29 November 2020), and come down no later than Twelfth Night (5 January 2021).


Not much time to enjoy them though, especially if you've gone to a lot of effort, not only to make them (as Del does from scratch with the likes of wreaths and garlands, from things she forages from he local park), before having to take them all down?

It also takes her around 3 hours to decorate the (7ft) tree, which is filled with 100s of vintage baubles and all sorts. And then there's all the cards she hangs up. Typically, we get around 70 Xmas cards a year, which she hangs on the wall using a series of strings, held up by tacks.

I guess it depends on how much time and effort you put into your decorations, and how long you like to enjoy them for:)

Marco.

Barry
02-12-2020, 23:46
Not much time to enjoy them though, especially if you've gone to a lot of effort, not only to make them (as Del does from scratch with the likes of wreaths and garlands, from things she forages from he local park), before having to take them all down?

It also takes her around 3 hours to decorate the (7ft) tree, which is filled with 100s of vintage baubles and all sorts. And then there's all the cards she hangs up. Typically, we get around 70 Xmas cards a year, which she hangs on the wall using a series of strings, held up by tacks.

I guess it depends on how much time and effort you put into your decorations, and how long you like to enjoy them for:)

Marco.

But you just said you put them up on the 13th December. I'm saying they can go up at the start of Advent (two weeks before the 13th), so there is more time for you to enjoy them.

Marco
03-12-2020, 00:00
Lol, soz, I misunderstood you! However, this year they'll be up two weeks earlier, as we've already got our tree:)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
03-12-2020, 07:01
Lol - is Anita not a Christmas person then?:)

Marco.

Oh yeah she likes it just fine, but it is a busy time for her (as it is for most folk) and her health issues means that she can easily take on too much. I help as much as I can, but she is very particular about how stuff is done.

We now have a granddaughter who stops over every other weekend, so tomorrow we'll be doing some decs with her - we bought an outdoor Nordman (in a big pot with roots, and a shitload of outdoor lights and stuff for it :christmas:

Beobloke
03-12-2020, 09:24
Not much time to enjoy them though, especially if you've gone to a lot of effort, not only to make them (as Del does from scratch with the likes of wreaths and garlands, from things she forages from he local park), before having to take them all down?

It also takes her around 3 hours to decorate the (7ft) tree, which is filled with 100s of vintage baubles and all sorts. And then there's all the cards she hangs up. Typically, we get around 70 Xmas cards a year, which she hangs on the wall using a series of strings, held up by tacks.

I guess it depends on how much time and effort you put into your decorations, and how long you like to enjoy them for:)

Marco.

That sounds lovely - make sure you post pictures when it’s all done!

I’m usually just like this too but as we’re going away for Christmas and (hopefully...) New Year, we probably won’t bother with our big tree as the damn thing is huge and takes hours to decorate!

Not sure when we’ll put the smaller decorations up. To be honest, I’m not feeling very Christmassy this year. :(

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 10:22
Well I wanted to order a bit of sheet material and wood from B&Q, but that's out of the window 'cos I'm buggered if I'll pay thirty quid just to have thirty quid's worth of stuff delivered!

Marco
03-12-2020, 10:36
Do you have a friend or neighbour/know anyone else who could go to the store and get it for you instead?:)

Marco.

Marco
03-12-2020, 10:42
Oh yeah she likes it just fine, but it is a busy time for her (as it is for most folk) and her health issues means that she can easily take on too much. I help as much as I can, but she is very particular about how stuff is done.

We now have a granddaughter who stops over every other weekend, so tomorrow we'll be doing some decs with her - we bought an outdoor Nordman (in a big pot with roots, and a shitload of outdoor lights and stuff for it :christmas:

Fair enough, dude. Hope your granddaughter has lots of fun - no doubt she'll be all excited!:)

Del's also super-fussy how the decs are done. She's currently fitting some cute handmade baubles, which she's made out of wool, in different colours (she'll also wear them on her hair at Christmas), to a little 'tree', constructed from twigs and other bits from our garden, which we've got some lights for, and goes in the kitchen window.

That's always where she starts (always been crafty)... The lounge and the main tree will be next! She's in her element lol, and hasn't really grown up. Bless:D

Marco.

Marco
03-12-2020, 10:51
That sounds lovely - make sure you post pictures when it’s all done!

I’m usually just like this too but as we’re going away for Christmas and (hopefully...) New Year, we probably won’t bother with our big tree as the damn thing is huge and takes hours to decorate!

Not sure when we’ll put the smaller decorations up. To be honest, I’m not feeling very Christmassy this year. :(

Cheers, mate. We'll defo put up some pics, but it'll be a while yet until it's all finished, as the garland for over the fire and the wreath for the front door take ages to forage for and make! I know what you mean about not feeling Christmassy, but we're determined to enjoy it and have as much FUN as possible!:carrot:

Luckily, our normal routine will be undisturbed, with my dad coming over for lunch, along with two of our friends, so that'll be nice, as they're major foodies (and wine-os), like us!:D So there'll be lots of lovely nosh (Beef Wellington, made to the recipe used at The Savoy) for the main course this year instead of goose, plus I've got a shedload of fine wines, vintage ports and quality malt whisky in, so it'll defo be a case of EAT, DRINK and BE MERRY!:santa::christmas::partytime:

Are you guys over in Ireland, then? Hope you have a nice time:cool:

Marco.

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 11:00
Do you have a friend or neighbour/know anyone else who could go to the store and get it for you instead?:)

Marco.

No. I'll drive over and check it out. If the precautions look good I'll go in.

Beobloke
03-12-2020, 11:50
Cheers, mate. We'll defo put up some pics, but it'll be a while yet until it's all finished, as the garland for over the fire and the wreath for the front door take ages to forage for and make! I know what you mean about not feeling Christmassy, but we're determined to enjoy it and have as much FUN as possible!:carrot:

Luckily, our normal routine will be undisturbed, with my dad coming over for lunch, along with two of our friends, so that'll be nice, as they're major foodies (and wine-os), like us!:D So there'll be lots of lovely nosh (Beef Wellington, made to the recipe used at The Savoy) for the main course this year instead of goose, plus I've got a shedload of fine wines, vintage ports and quality malt whisky in, so it'll defo be a case of EAT, DRINK and BE MERRY!:santa::christmas::partytime:

Are you guys over in Ireland, then? Hope you have a nice time:cool:

Marco.

That all sounds fantastic!

It was supposed to be Ireland this year but mother-in-law is in a nursing home and not doing too well - Ursula and her sister flew over yesterday and have to isolate for 5 days before a COVID test and, if this is negative, they can go and see her.

We’re going to Ursula’s sister for Christmas Day/Boxing Day which will be nice but also going to my sister for Christmas Eve as it’ll be our first Christmas without my mum, who died in September. Mum always loved Christmas and made it really special for all of us ever since we were children, hence why my Christmas spirit is slow to get going this year.

Don’t worry, though - I’ll get there eventually!

Pigmy Pony
03-12-2020, 12:12
No. I'll drive over and check it out. If the precautions look good I'll go in.

Our B&Q are petty good with the precautions, "lane" markings on the floor, sanitising stuff at entrance for hands and trolleys, etc. My tip; first thing you buy is a broom handle, and anyone who comes within broom handle distance gets a whack round the head :)

Marco
03-12-2020, 12:24
Surely, with your arse, you'd just release one of your 'specials'? That would soon ensure ample 'social distancing'!!:lol:

Marco.

Marco
03-12-2020, 12:31
That all sounds fantastic!

It was supposed to be Ireland this year but mother-in-law is in a nursing home and not doing too well - Ursula and her sister flew over yesterday and have to isolate for 5 days before a COVID test and, if this is negative, they can go and see her.

We’re going to Ursula’s sister for Christmas Day/Boxing Day which will be nice but also going to my sister for Christmas Eve as it’ll be our first Christmas without my mum, who died in September. Mum always loved Christmas and made it really special for all of us ever since we were children, hence why my Christmas spirit is slow to get going this year.

Don’t worry, though - I’ll get there eventually!

Really sorry to hear about your mum, mate (mine was the same in terms of Christmas). That would've been hard - I know what it's like. Christmas can be a sad time for many, but you've just got to try and make the most of it and count your blessings, as there's always someone else far worse off...

Anyway, hope you guys can have as nice a time as possible in the circumstances, and give my best to Ursula. I wish her mum well:)

Marco.

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 12:33
My tip; first thing you buy is a broom handle, and anyone who comes within broom handle distance gets a whack round the head :)

My walking stick will do. Still got one after a knee injury a while back.

Pigmy Pony
03-12-2020, 12:35
Surely, with your arse, you'd just release one of your 'specials'? That would soon ensure ample 'social distancing'!!:lol:

Marco.

So true, and it's funny to see the look in their eyes when they realise for the first time just how ineffective their masks really are :spew:

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 12:36
Really sorry to hear about your mum, mate (mine was the same in terms of Christmas). That would've been hard - I know what it's like. Christmas can be a sad time for many, but you've just got to try and make the most of it and count your blessings, as there's always someone else far worse off...

Anyway, hope you guys can have as nice a time as possible in the circumstances, and give my best to Ursula. I wish her mum well:)

Marco.

+1!

Beobloke
03-12-2020, 14:05
Really sorry to hear about your mum, mate (mine was the same in terms of Christmas). That would've been hard - I know what it's like. Christmas can be a sad time for many, but you've just got to try and make the most of it and count your blessings, as there's always someone else far worse off...

Anyway, hope you guys can have as nice a time as possible in the circumstances, and give my best to Ursula. I wish her mum well:)

Marco.

Thanks Marco - that's appreciated. As I said, I love Christmas so I'll get there in the end - it's just not happening as easily this year!

system7
03-12-2020, 14:24
Sympathies, Beobloke.

Christmas is for kids really. Us adults just drink and watch the footie and old films and go for walks to walk it all off.

My mum used to do brilliant Christmas Stockings. And brilliant Christmas trees. Even when we were teenage. Lots of chocolate, satsumas, little presents and, because she wasn't judgemental about our bad habits, 3 packets of Embassy cigarettes. Main presents were after the Queen's speech at 3PM. Bless her.

We always had Carols from King's College playing on Christmas Eve too. Occasionally went to midnight mass at the local cathedral too. Guess that one is out this year.

Marco
03-12-2020, 14:33
Christmas is for kids really.

Or those who still like to be kids!;)

Marco.

system7
03-12-2020, 14:44
We are in for a treat before Christmas. Thursday, 10 December at 7.30 PM livestream thingie.

https://johnrutter.com/all-events/a-christmas-celebration-with-john-rutter-and-the-rpo

For those who don't know, John Rutter and his Choir are just brilliant.

Looks like Classic FM are broadcasting it too:

You can also hear the concert in full on Classic FM at 8pm on Friday 18 December.

https://www.classicfm.com/composers/rutter/john-royal-philharmonic-orchestra-christmas-celebration-online/

Firebottle
03-12-2020, 16:24
Our real tree has been brought in from the garden and decorated. Time for a beer now :cool:

https://i.imgur.com/wC6sBrP.jpg

Marco
03-12-2020, 16:31
Del's also super-fussy how the decs are done. She's currently fitting some cute handmade baubles, which she's made out of wool, in different colours (she'll also wear them on her hair at Christmas), to a little 'tree', constructed from twigs and other bits from our garden, which we've got some lights for, and goes in the kitchen window.


Here's what I was referring to above, for Adam, or anyone else who likes that sort of thing:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/4Y8wd5.jpg

On the left is an old Chianti wine bottle, which she stripped of its labels and put some 'spangly' lights inside. Looks quite effective I think!:)

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/mYU7Xn.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/kqgGhm.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/KnKMf4.jpg

Everything there, apart from the lights, was from bits just lying in our garden. and she also made the pompoms. Makes the kitchen look nice and cosy and Christmassy!:christmas:

Marco.

Barry
03-12-2020, 20:39
No. I'll drive over and check it out. If the precautions look good I'll go in.

We went to B&Q yesterday to buy 40 litres of masonry paint, and the place wasn't crowded at all with hardly any queue for checkout.

Quite different to the situation after the end of the first lockdown, when the queues at B&Q were stupid. Getting in wasn't too difficult, but the queue for the checkout was very long. Also the staff were unhelpful in answering an enquiry of mine about stock of floor tiles, so we just said "sod it" and left without purchasing anything. Went across the road to another tile supplier, where they couldn't have been more helpful. Their gain was B&Q's loss.

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 20:47
We went to B&Q yesterday to buy 40 litres of masonry paint, and the place wasn't crowded at all with hardly any queue for checkout.

I tried to get there this afternoon, but the traffic was so bad towards the A312 I gave up and went home. May have another bash tomorrow morning.

Macca
03-12-2020, 21:53
The shelf in the door of my fridge is exactly the same length as four pint-size cartons of milk. I never noticed that until just now.

Filterlab
03-12-2020, 21:57
I just swapped one of the EL166 drive units in my speakers for a NOS unit as the outgoing one had a bit of a crackle on certain tracks at certain volume levels. Nice to do some soldering.

Macca
03-12-2020, 22:00
You think? I always used to burn myself with the bastard. And get solder on the carpet.

walpurgis
03-12-2020, 22:05
You think? I always used to burn myself with the bastard. And get solder on the carpet.

The fun starts when you drop a bit down inside your shoe. :)

(did that with red hot bits when welding too)

Filterlab
03-12-2020, 22:08
I’m very careful with my hot dribbles.

Marco
03-12-2020, 22:15
I’m very careful with my hot dribbles.

Yes, I believe you always ensure something's wide-open to 'catch' them:eyebrows:

Marco.

Filterlab
03-12-2020, 22:28
:D

Beobloke
03-12-2020, 23:45
Here's what I was referring to above, for Adam, or anyone else who likes that sort of thing:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/4Y8wd5.jpg

On the left is an old Chianti wine bottle, which she stripped of its labels and put some 'spangly' lights inside. Looks quite effective I think!:)

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/mYU7Xn.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/kqgGhm.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/KnKMf4.jpg

Everything there, apart from the lights, was from bits just lying in our garden. and she also made the pompoms. Makes the kitchen look nice and cosy and Christmassy!:christmas:

Marco.

Love it!!

Also it reminds me, I have three elegant bottles that need some of those spangly lights. Must go shopping...

Marco
03-12-2020, 23:49
Cheers, Adam. You're the only one with taste here, as no bugger else commented!:ner:;)

Yeah, if you want I can ask Del where she got the lights from?:)

Marco.

Pigmy Pony
04-12-2020, 06:59
Cheers, Adam. You're the only one with taste here, as no bugger else commented!:ner:;)

Yeah, if you want I can ask Del where she got the lights from?:)

Marco.

They look great Marco, so much nicer than 99% of the crap you would pay through the nose for down the shops.

And I can see that Del got her inspiration for the pom poms from the BBC's computer graphics of the Coronavirus. Very topical! :)

guy
04-12-2020, 08:23
Here's what I was referring to above, for Adam, or anyone else who likes that sort of thing:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/KnKMf4.jpg



Marco.

Cool display - is that an old penny; any particular significance? (ready for throwing at a passing ragamuffin as payment for a turkey perhaps :D)

I am also interested in source of those "bottle lights"

Marco
04-12-2020, 08:39
They look great Marco, so much nicer than 99% of the crap you would pay through the nose for down the shops.

And I can see that Del got her inspiration for the pom poms from the BBC's computer graphics of the Coronavirus. Very topical! :)

:D:lolsign:

Love it! I think the inspiration came from something she seen in one of her favourite TV programmes at this time of year: https://www.channel4.com/programmes/kirsties-handmade-christmas

But yes, you're right much better than some of the crap you get in the shops, but most importantly for Del (as she's a major greeny), it's all made from stuff we had, recyclable and environmentally friendly:)

Marco.

Marco
04-12-2020, 08:41
Cool display - is that an old penny; any particular significance? (ready for throwing at a passing ragamuffin as payment for a turkey perhaps :D)

I am also interested in source of those "bottle lights"

Lol... I found the old penny in the garden and cleaned it up. We treat it as a lucky charm:)

I'll ask Del where she got the lights from.

Marco.

RichB
04-12-2020, 08:43
Mrs B also bought some of these lights with the bottle stopper, they're USB rechargeable and we repurposed some unusual gin bottles as lamps.

Marco
04-12-2020, 09:11
I'll ask Del where she got the lights from.


She just got those ones from Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07M66S7SZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

But there are loads of different companies who sell them:)

Marco.

guy
04-12-2020, 09:20
:cool:

Marco
04-12-2020, 11:08
Cool...:)

Got a nice day ahead - now that we're allowed back into England, I'm taking my dad out for lunch to one of our favourite pubs, where we'll be able to enjoy a nice pint of real ale before the Welsh alcohol ban is put in place later!

Highly recommended for anyone coming to the city: https://www.telfordswarehousechester.com/

Then off to Tanners, to collect a case of this year's Beaujolais Nouveau, plus what other nice bits we fancy: https://www.google.com/maps/uv?pb=!1s0x487ae7f9370962cf%3A0x84b3daf7aa03988e!3 m1!7e115!4shttps%3A%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com %2Fp%2FAF1QipM-_bKww3TCcY_4Eylr7ZWA4npGFtbFsyEUm3pO%3Dw525-h352-k-no!5stanners%20chester%20-%20Google%20Search!15sCgIgAQ&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipM-_bKww3TCcY_4Eylr7ZWA4npGFtbFsyEUm3pO&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwj2hv7nl7TtAhWfSRUIHREFAj8QoiowCnoECBcQA w

Looking forward to it, as we haven't been to Chester in ages!:cool:

Marco.

guy
04-12-2020, 11:46
I've had enough "gentle" reminders/whimpering :)

Off to get a Christmas tree with my youngest - she's twenty now, but it's a bit of a tradition that we go and choose one together (quite looking forward to it really :santa:)

walpurgis
04-12-2020, 12:08
Much as I dislike Priti Patel and the Tories in general, I go along with the view on this abuse of asylum. We'll see if anything is done.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13378889/priti-patel-furious-celebs-keeping-criminals-uk/

Beobloke
04-12-2020, 14:22
Cheers, Adam. You're the only one with taste here, as no bugger else commented!:ner:;)

Yeah, if you want I can ask Del where she got the lights from?:)

Marco.

That would be marvellous!

system7
04-12-2020, 15:14
I know Christmas has a serious point, but it's also time to lighten the Winter Gloom into traditional Red, Green and White.

I got me Red and White Santa Hat already. £1.50 at Tesco. :)

Actually the fun staff were dressed as Elves today. Except Greg. I asked him why he wasn't dressed up. He said it was "Elf and Safety"! :lol:

Filterlab
04-12-2020, 15:53
Blimey. :lol:

guy
04-12-2020, 16:36
Much as I dislike Priti Patel and the Tories in general, I go along with the view on this abuse of asylum. We'll see if anything is done.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13378889/priti-patel-furious-celebs-keeping-criminals-uk/

"celebrities" supporting the "rights" of rapists and murderers - what price fame::scratch:

struth
04-12-2020, 16:42
"celebrities" supporting the "rights" of rapists and murderers - what price fame::scratch:

question is are they british citizens? if they are then i guess we should be dealing with them, not sending them to the sun.. ;)

struth
04-12-2020, 16:43
of course if its part of their citizenship they dont commit serious crimes then again it would be a "fair cop"

struth
04-12-2020, 18:16
Most places get heists from time to time by gangsters.. Banks post offices etc are often the tough guys options.

Our local gangsters?

West Lothian heist sees thieves walk off with £4k worth of Christmas trees

I mean. Ffs grow some balls boys

Marco
04-12-2020, 19:29
Shouldn't that be baubles?:D

Marco.

Marco
04-12-2020, 19:52
That would be marvellous!

Did you miss this earlier, Adam:


She just got those ones from Amazon: https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B07M66S7SZ/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_asin_title_o03_s00?ie=UTF8&psc=1

But there are loads of different companies who sell them:)

Marco.

Beobloke
04-12-2020, 23:33
Did you miss this earlier, Adam:

Oops, I did - yes. Ta very much!!

walpurgis
07-12-2020, 19:03
Just ordered a 'Nobebird' personal air cooler. Might seem daft this time of year, but there were spells last summer I wished I'd had one. Might as well be prepared for next year :).

Pigmy Pony
08-12-2020, 06:50
Just ordered a 'Nobebird' personal air cooler. Might seem daft this time of year, but there were spells last summer I wished I'd had one. Might as well be prepared for next year :).

That's the spirit! Preparing for something is the best way to stop it happening :)

Marco
10-12-2020, 09:39
Christmas decs are coming along nicely... Tree is now (finally) done, which Del is happy with (bit dark this morning, but nicely atmospheric):

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/SEQFtX.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/pX2zrI.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/e660En.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/iJPCXw.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/d5jWSm.jpg

I was in South Wales yesterday, visiting a friend, so she was DYING to show me what she'd done when I got home! :carrot:

She wants to go foraging today, to get some stuff for the wreath, so will be getting wrapped up warm for that:)

Marco.

struth
10-12-2020, 09:43
Christmas decs are coming along nicely... Tree is now (finally) done, which Del is happy with (bit dark this morning, but nicely atmospheric):

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/SEQFtX.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/pX2zrI.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/e660En.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/iJPCXw.jpg https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/d5jWSm.jpg

I was in South Wales yesterday, visiting a friend, so she was DYING to show me what she'd done when I got home! :carrot:

She wants to go foraging today, to get some stuff for the wreath, so will be getting wrapped up warm for that:)

Marco.

looks good... ive put that caddy bye for her..

Macca
10-12-2020, 09:57
it's a real bobby dazzler

Marco
10-12-2020, 10:01
looks good... ive put that caddy bye for her..

Cheers, mate. Aww.. That's really nice of you, she'll love it. She was on at me in York to find one like it, lol! Will keep it as a surprise for when we come up:)

Marco.

walpurgis
10-12-2020, 10:02
Impressive! :)

Marco
10-12-2020, 10:14
it's a real bobby dazzler

Cheers, mate. TBH, the pics don't really do it justice. This was the first time we actually measured the tree, and the area where it was going, to get it to fit right. Height isn't an issue, but width is, and quite often trees have a rather bushy and fat arse...:D

So we (or rather I should say Del) spent ages choosing it in the garden centre. I just lifted and stood them up for her approval or otherwise, until I got the message 'WANT that one!!':doh::eyebrows:

Marco.

Marco
10-12-2020, 10:16
Impressive! :)

Cheers, mate:)

Marco.

Marco
10-12-2020, 15:47
Just back from foraging with Del in the local park, some of which she'll be turning into a wreath for the front door:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/jsDMdV.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/923/4iBhDc.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/924/nnyogD.jpg

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/1XTutC.jpg


It's bloody cold out there, and starting to get dark. Anyway, she's tired now and just taken off her little pink wellies and toasting her toes in front of the fire.... Now she WANTS some tea and cake!:D

Marco.

struth
10-12-2020, 16:40
Picked this up and it came today. A interesting ginger jar with Constable scenes.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201210/e30c8695c2221c52faf39e3be90e68c4.jpg

walpurgis
10-12-2020, 16:43
Nice. Might make a good caddy. Unless of course you want to keep ginger in it. :)

struth
10-12-2020, 16:51
Nice. Might make a good caddy. Unless of course you want to keep ginger in it. :)

yeah lol.. i do have ginger in one of my jars, but will use it as an ornament or tea caddy. always liked Constable

guy
10-12-2020, 17:08
Just back from foraging with Del in the local park, some of which she'll be turning into a wreath for the front door:

https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/1024x768q90/922/1XTutC.jpg


It's bloody cold out there, and starting to get dark. Anyway, she's tired now and just taken off her little pink wellies and toasting her toes in front of the fire.... Now she WANTS some tea and cake!:D

Marco.

Always fun going for a "forage" :)

That "albino" holly looks really smart (is it holly?), never seen that before, or has it been bleached ?

guy
10-12-2020, 17:15
Picked this up and it came today. A interesting ginger jar with Constable scenes.

https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20201210/e30c8695c2221c52faf39e3be90e68c4.jpg


Flatford is really nice (out of "season" - too many people in summer/during holidays), fascinating to see how little some of the scenes have changed.

struth
10-12-2020, 17:19
flatford is really nice (out of "season" - too many people in summer/during holidays), fascinating to see how little some of the scenes have changed.

so they say, but ive not been there

guy
10-12-2020, 17:27
I live only six or seven miles away, so it is easy for me although I haven't been for a few years - we used to take our daughters out on a rowing boat from Flatford to Dedham when they were little, hopefully, I will be capable enough to do the same with grandchildren when the girls decide to settle down :)

struth
10-12-2020, 17:36
i live only six or seven miles away, so it is easy for me although i haven't been for a few years - we used to take our daughters out on a rowing boat from flatford to dedham when they were little, hopefully, i will be capable enough to do the same with grandchildren when the girls decide to settle down :)

we have a lot of aincient history on the doorstep, cairnpapple being the best.

https://www.historicenvironment.scot/visit-a-place/places/cairnpapple-hill/history/