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Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 20:02
As for all this chat about 'fur burgers', I'm too shy and lead too sheltered a life to indulge in it:o
;)
Marco.
That'll be your Italian heritage then, where the 'bush' starts at the ankles and goes all the way to the eyebrows :D
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 20:05
"a blind listening test" would be interesting, however peeping would be mandatory...:D
Well that's ok then, because I was telling porkies - I ALWAYS peep :)
That'll be your Italian heritage then, where the 'bush' starts at the ankles and goes all the way to the eyebrows :D
Certamente, and the 'Parmesan shavings' are really dandruff!:eyebrows:
Marco.
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 20:17
Peeping is the way to go Steve... just how I like it...
Yuck, double yuck, Marco.. but I'm sure you can join in...
I don't think I've got enough "pure pish" in me to get to 100,000 posts :eek:
No, just leave that to me. I'm an expert:D
Marco.
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 21:14
Will do ;)
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 21:47
Certamente, and the 'Parmesan shavings' are really dandruff!:eyebrows:
Marco.
I used to like Parmesan :(
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:02
[QUOTE=Ninanina;1151073]Peeping is the way to go Steve... just how I like it...
Ooh you are awful, I start out a well-adjusted human being, then after a couple of your posts it's more like "sod the valve rolling, I've got more pressing matters" :D Don't go changing :) ...Er, ahem, this is probably a good time to state that my recently purchased LG OLED TV - not sure I'm a fan :( Thinking of getting the 4K Sky Q box, now I might not bother...
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:07
Lol - start to worry when you get near 100,000 posts (of pure pish), like me!:eek::mental::D
Marco.
A quick calculation shows that at my current rate I should hit 100,000 posts at approx. age 102. I'll definitely be needing some Irn Bru by then.
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:13
Well done Steve on 5,000+ ;)
I just looked at mine and I'm 8,000 odd now... crazy... probably mostly non hifi too... :doh:
More muffi than hifi. Also I think it helps if your posts are not too wordy, after all it's not the size of your post that matters, it's what you do with it :)
Why not lower your sights and aim for 100,000 acts of flatulence instead?
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:18
Why not lower your sights and aim for 100,000 acts of flatulence instead?
Sorry, I know bog all about politics. How does a White Paper become an Act anyway?
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 22:25
Ooh you are awful, I start out a well-adjusted human being, then after a couple of your posts it's more like "sod the valve rolling, I've got more pressing matters"
Ooops sorry about that Steve... however toob rolling isn't that sexy is it ? ...... and, as you mentioned it, I'm not about to change any time soon... I'm just honest...
On the TV front I got a nice Samsung few months back... I decided against the more expensive QLED/OLED's as they defo need the 4K stuff to shine...
Okay doky I'll try to keep my posts shorter from now on...
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:29
Ooops sorry about that Steve... however toob rolling isn't that sexy is it ?
...
Rolling up a boob tube might be quite sexy :)
Sorry Bev, you're gonna think I'm stalking you, I've just been over on your cable thread!
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 22:33
Mmmm boob toobs... think they'd fit in with a bit of shuffling..
Don't mind a bit of stalking...
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:38
We bought an Amazon Fire TV stick 4K, and I started watching one of their programmes last night (called "Goliath" with Billy Bob Thornton), and it's difficult to explain, but it wasn't like you were watching actors performing, rather it was like viewing CCTV footage (albeit vey high res) of people going about their day. Somehow the "romance" was gone.
Maybe I'll get used to it, but I wish I hadn't sold my Panasonic Plasma :(
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:43
[QUOTE=Ninanina;1151108]Mmmm boob toobs... think they'd fit in with a bit of shuffling..
The quality of the bounce upon exiting the tube is key here ;)
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 22:47
The quality of the bounce upon exiting the tube is key here ;)
I've plenty of bounce Steve... tht hlp? (you said keep it short!)
Pigmy Pony
30-12-2019, 22:54
Mucky reply posted then removed. Apologies.
Sounds like a cold shower might help.
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 23:18
Mucky reply posted then removed. Apologies.
Damn it... :doh:
Ninanina
30-12-2019, 23:56
As an aside..
I've got a 'thing' about clean teeth so I've just purchased a Waterpik like this:
http://i.imgur.com/gX364pL.jpg (https://imgur.com/gX364pL)
It's a way of flossing withouth the phaf...
Ninanina
04-01-2020, 20:54
As another 'aside' I love my essential oils so I now have one of these ultrasonic oil mist diffuser thingys:
http://i.imgur.com/0FZfwGw.jpg (https://imgur.com/0FZfwGw)
It gives out a lovely smell and my favourite is Lavender Oil
walpurgis
04-01-2020, 20:59
Well I usually smell of old engine oil a bit. Does that count? :)
Made in 1968
04-01-2020, 21:05
As another 'aside' I love my essential oils so I now have one of these ultrasonic oil mist diffuser thingys:
http://i.imgur.com/0FZfwGw.jpg (https://imgur.com/0FZfwGw)
It gives out a lovely smell and my favourite is Lavender Oil
I was looking at something like that at Meadowhell couple weeks ago. I was concerned about the amount of smoke they were chucking out, ive since been told there are good deffusers & not so good ones
Ninanina
04-01-2020, 21:16
Well I usually smell of old engine oil a bit. Does that count? :)
Not exactly Geoff... mind you I know a guy I quite like who does indeed smell of engine oil.... :lol:
Ninanina
04-01-2020, 21:18
I was looking at something like that at Meadowhell couple weeks ago. I was concerned about the amount of smoke they were chucking out, ive since been told there are good deffusers & not so good ones
It's quite nice Andre... just gives out a little sort of steam with the essential oil in it.. nothing to worry about... :)
They took all the trees
Put 'em in a tree museum
And they charged the people
A dollar and a half just to see 'em
Don't it always seem to go
That you don't know what you've got
Till it's gone
They paved paradise
And put up a parking lot
'That was Big Yellow Taxi by Joni Mitchell, a song in which Joni complains they paved paradise to put up a parking lot, a measure which actually would have alleviated traffic congestion on the outskirts of paradise, something which Joni singularly fails to point out, perhaps because it doesn't quite fit in with her blinkered view of the world. Nevertheless, nice song. It's 4:35 AM, you're listening to Up With The Partridge.'
Made in 1968
05-01-2020, 14:35
I just notice ive got tripple sticked underkecks
I just notice ive got tripple sticked underkecks
Wot be they?:eyebrows:
I rarely wear any.......
Marco.
Made in 1968
05-01-2020, 16:28
Suppose to say Stitched
:D
Lol... Gotcha now! It's Sunday, so I'm actually wearing a pair of Del's:lol:
Only kidding.... A) they wouldn't fit, and B) I don't get on with white nicks, as they show up skidders too easily:D:eyebrows:
Marco.
Made in 1968
05-01-2020, 16:45
Aye thats why you should always go down the black panties route when it gets a bit chilly
Okies. I'll bear it in mind, shweety [she rarely wears black, tho]:D
Marco.
Made in 1968
05-01-2020, 17:23
Sloggi, they do em in black or white, they are loverly & comfy, not cheap but you need comfort when you are at work all day.. last think you want is a chapped meat & two veg..
:thumbsup:
https://www.debenhams.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/prod_10701_10001_158010607760_-1
Hahaha... You must have ESP - she wears the white versions of those!:lol: Otherwise, it's pink.
So ya kinky big bugger, do you wear the black ones belonging to yer missus to yer work?:D That's just too funny....
Marco.
Made in 1968
05-01-2020, 17:33
Black ofc i wouldnt want the cock watchers noticing anything odd when i go for a jimmy riddle
:lol:
Daughter was up the Tinto Hills the other day.. I kinda miss not being able to do these things now.
View is terrific.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200106/726d370ab8c0efee1e9597baf6be9d2f.jpg
Pigmy Pony
06-01-2020, 16:16
Looks like the roof of the world! Never heard of Tinto Hills, I assume it's the east of the country, which is somewhere I ought to visit sometime
Looks like the roof of the world! Never heard of Tinto Hills, I assume it's the east of the country, which is somewhere I ought to visit sometime
Its in the Southern Uplands range near Biggar. S Lanarkshire...not silly high but its wide open
Daughter was up the Tinto Hills the other day.. I kinda miss not being able to do these things now.
View is terrific.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200106/726d370ab8c0efee1e9597baf6be9d2f.jpg
Nice, you could bury a few bodies up there and no-one would know.....
Marco.
Nice, you could bury a few bodies up there and no-one would know.....
Marco.
grounds too hard :ner:
Ah, you've 'been there' already then?:eyebrows:
Marco.
Made in 1968
06-01-2020, 17:58
Are Bogeys formed during the night?
Daughter was up the Tinto Hills the other day.. I kinda miss not being able to do these things now.
View is terrific.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200106/726d370ab8c0efee1e9597baf6be9d2f.jpg
This is the view looking north from the Jack and Jill windmills at Clayton near Brighton.
https://i.postimg.cc/QtnzkBzQ/jack-and-jill.jpg
No.5105.. Mark Levinson tt
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200107/6122beaee979ded3bed115823e681e00.jpg
Lol - that was a bit random!
Of course, ML won't make it, much the same as McIntosh don't make their T/T... It's made by a proper turntable manufacturer (in McIntosh's case Clearaudio), then branded under their name, but with a 'nice' mark up!;)
Marco.
Bathsheba from Cherry Tree Hill, Barbados
https://live.staticflickr.com/65535/49347799092_d7da33db0e_b.jpg
Ninanina
07-01-2020, 22:33
Lol - that was a bit random!
Of course, ML won't make it, much the same as McIntosh don't make their T/T... It's made by a proper turntable manufacturer (in McIntosh's case Clearaudio), then branded under their name, but with a 'nice' mark up!;)
Marco.
I don't think the current ML stuff is anything to do with him now so I'm sure you are right Marco.. and about the 'mark up'.. just using a 'name' to boost sales I reckon.. ;)
Lol - that was a bit random!
Of course, ML won't make it, much the same as McIntosh don't make their T/T... It's made by a proper turntable manufacturer (in McIntosh's case Clearaudio), then branded under their name, but with a 'nice' mark up!;)
Marco.Just saw it and thought I'd put it out and see what folk thought.
6k cost and their second tt apparently.
Cool, but not my thang. It might float Barry's boat, as he's a bit of an ML fanboy!;)
Marco.
Cool, but not my thang. It might float Barry's boat, as he's a bit of an ML fanboy!;)
Marco.
No not really - I'll stick with my EMT930 and Thorens TD124/II s.
My allegiance to ML is limited to thier electronics: phonostage, preamps, poweramps and CD player.
Ninanina
10-01-2020, 21:16
My allegiance to ML is limited to thier electronics: phonostage, preamps, poweramps and CD player.
Can you remind me what ML's you own Barry, amp & cd?
Can you remind me what ML's you own Barry, amp & cd?
ML-10A preamp (used as a phonostage), ML-25 phonostage, ML-26 and ML-28 preamps, ML-2 poweramp monoblocks and a 390S CDP.
Addition: I have a set of silver coaxial interconects marked "MLAS" fitted with Camacs at one end and RCA phonos at the other. Oh - and a 'Mark Levinson' sweatshirt made by Cutter and Buck, kindly given to me by Hi-Fi Dave of this parish. Thanks Dave. :)
No not really - I'll stick with my EMT930 and Thorens TD124/II s.
My allegiance to ML is limited to thier electronics: phonostage, preamps, poweramps and CD player.
I'm not surprised, and would do the same!;)
Marco.
Ninanina
10-01-2020, 21:23
ML-10A preamp (used as a phonostage), ML-25 phonostage, ML-26 and ML-28 preamps, ML-2 poweramp monblocks and a 390S CDP.
Gosh that's a lot of ML....
The only thing we have in common is the 390s cdp..
Couple of pics from Planet Hollywoods, Haymarket (not as much memorabilia as I’d expected).
A Bond frieze
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/010834cbda28695ea116101a3c7e75d2.jpg
This was hanging near the toilets to indicate where you could ‘boldly go’
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/b159f974911623cad110e3e6b2f19fe0.jpg
Pigmy Pony
16-01-2020, 19:16
Couple of pics from Planet Hollywoods, Haymarket (not as much memorabilia as I’d expected).
A Bond frieze
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/010834cbda28695ea116101a3c7e75d2.jpg
This was hanging near the toilets to indicate where you could ‘boldly go’
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200116/b159f974911623cad110e3e6b2f19fe0.jpg
That's where you would find the Captain's Log...thank you, I'll be here all week :)
That's where you would find the Captain's Log...thank you, I'll be here all week :)
:lol:
I found out Uranus has rings the other day, amused me for a moment or two
No answer to that really [emoji23]
Made in 1968
16-01-2020, 20:17
Cats dont have 9 lives its a load of bollox.
Pigmy Pony
17-01-2020, 18:53
Whenever I tipped the contents of a can of, say, baked beans or thick soup, the thicker part at the bottom of the tin was always more stubborn and had to be encouraged out with a spoon or fork. That was until I discovered (probably told by someone else) that opening the bottom of the can is the way to go.
This worked great for a while, until the manufacturers helpfully started putting ring pulls on. Which is nice, but puts me back to my original problem. I've considered firing off an email to Heinz, suggesting that the solution wouldn't be difficult or costly - they just need to put the labels on upside down.
I wouldn't go so far as to describe this as a taboo subject, but I haven't heard it discussed anywhere.
I certainly don't feel that I need to get a life (as Mrs. P suggests), and in the meantime I'll be conducting an experiment (storing the tins upside down), and hopefully the results will support my theory :)
What is this "tinned soup" of which you speak?:scratch:
Marco.
Cats dont have 9 lives its a load of bollox.
How do you know - have you tried strangling one?:D
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
17-01-2020, 19:33
What is this "tinned soup" of which you speak?:scratch:
Marco.
Today's soup was beef broth, yesterday it was pea and ham :) Specially produced for folk like me who don't want to spend their leisure time dicking around with ingredients. I thought I'd put that in before you start on one :D And as they are for me dinner they go in a flask :eek: With half a baguette which barely fits into the plastic cup.
I didn't hand-prepare the Muller rice either
Whenever I tipped the contents of a can of, say, baked beans or thick soup, the thicker part at the bottom of the tin was always more stubborn and had to be encouraged out with a spoon or fork. That was until I discovered (probably told by someone else) that opening the bottom of the can is the way to go.
This worked great for a while, until the manufacturers helpfully started putting ring pulls on. Which is nice, but puts me back to my original problem. I've considered firing off an email to Heinz, suggesting that the solution wouldn't be difficult or costly - they just need to put the labels on upside down.
I wouldn't go so far as to describe this as a taboo subject, but I haven't heard it discussed anywhere.
I certainly don't feel that I need to get a life (as Mrs. P suggests), and in the meantime I'll be conducting an experiment (storing the tins upside down), and hopefully the results will support my theory :)
Surely it is the way the tins are stored which results in the contents settling at the bottom? So the idea of the storing the tins upside down has some merit.
For my part, I use tinned baked beans so rarely (either as part of a British "heart attack on a plate" breakfast, or as a filling in a baked potato), that I'm quite happy to use a spoon to remove the contents.
Pea and ham, from a chicken.. That's clever
Pea and ham, from a chicken.. That's clever
:D
Marco.
Today's soup was beef broth, yesterday it was pea and ham :) Specially produced for folk like me who don't want to spend their leisure time dicking around with ingredients...
So what's Anita's excuse then, when she's in the house all day watching Loose Women and dreaming of hunky men - can't she use a pot and a cooker?:eek::eek::door::hotrod:
:D;)
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
17-01-2020, 22:48
So what's Anita's excuse then, when she's in the house all day watching Loose Women and dreaming of hunky men - can't she use a pot and a cooker?:eek::eek::door::hotrod:
:D;)
Marco.
She's busy minding her own business, how about you? :ner:
Seriously she already has plenty to do chasing after her two useless grown up(!) kids, her equally useless dad, and dealing with every other aspect of running the house (cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing etc keeping on top of bills and keeping the car, van and bikes legal), you know what's involved here, and you manage it without often debilitating health problems. Providing Ste with homemade soup is pretty low on the list of priorities, and I'm happy for it to remain there :)
Lawrence001
18-01-2020, 07:59
She's busy minding her own business, how about you? :ner:
Seriously she already has plenty to do chasing after her two useless grown up(!) kids, her equally useless dad, and dealing with every other aspect of running the house (cooking, cleaning, washing, ironing etc keeping on top of bills and keeping the car, van and bikes legal), you know what's involved here, and you manage it without often debilitating health problems. Providing Ste with homemade soup is pretty low on the list of priorities, and I'm happy for it to remain there :)I think you need to remind her there's another grown up kid who needs some attention too [emoji23]
Firebottle
18-01-2020, 08:11
... grown up ... [emoji23]
Grown up? Have you met Steve?
:D
Pigmy Pony
18-01-2020, 16:49
Is it National Pony Panning day again already? It comes round so quick :) She looks after me alright, but her chasing round after the other no-hopers that does my head in. This is what wears her down, but I've all but given up nagging her about it. For their sakes I'd better peg it before Anita, otherwise they're in for a rude wake up :eek:
Is it National Pony Panning day again already?
Wossat when it's at home?:scratch:
Marco.
Kick them out. That will brighten up their ideas.. Trust me..
Sorry, no idea what you two are talking about!:confused:
Marco.
Why is it that when my partner cooks it looks like a bomb has exploded in the kitchen and virtually every pot, pan and kitchen utensil used, whereas when I cook, I keep everything neat and tidy?
Why is it that when my partner cooks it looks like a bomb has exploded in the kitchen and virtually every pot, pan and kitchen utensil used, whereas when I cook, I keep everything neat and tidy?
:lol: That's one of the reasons why I always do the cooking! Even making a cup of tea the kitchen looks like it has bee napalmed!
You do realise that they're making a mess on purpose to get you to do the cooking?;)
We have strict rules in our kitchen, as I'm a tidy freak and Del's a messy pup: she cooks and I clean/wash up! That's works out well, as we're both highly skilled in our respective roles:D
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
19-01-2020, 11:21
You do realise that they're making a mess on purpose to get you to do the cooking?;)
We have strict rules in our kitchen, as I'm a tidy freak and Del's a messy pup: she cooks and I clean/wash up! That's works out well, as we're both highly skilled in our respective roles:D
Marco.
I assume you've got his'n'hers aprons, yours being the larger one to accommodate the ample boobage :)
Absolutely and mine also has a 'peek-a-boo' front panel, for a 'quick release', should things get frisky over the sink:D
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
19-01-2020, 14:26
Absolutely and mine also has a 'peek-a-boo' front panel, for a 'quick release', should things get frisky over the sink:D
Marco.
Just be careful with the Fairy Liquid - it looks like a good lubricant, but it stings like buggery :(
And froths up like mad - but it does leave everything squeaky clean afterwards! ;)
Just be careful with the Fairy Liquid - it looks like a good lubricant, but it stings like buggery :(
Ha - maybe you need lube at your age, when 'moistness' is but a distant memory!:D
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
20-01-2020, 06:32
Ha - maybe you need lube at your age, when 'moistness' is but a distant memory!:D
Marco.
:lol: Well done! I really wasn't expecting that - I thought you would more likely berate me for using Fairy Liquid, when a better, more affordable alternative can be found at Lidl :D
Mikeandvan
20-01-2020, 23:34
Anyone see L Fox on QT? Weren't he good?
Is that show still going?
Anyone see L Fox on QT? Weren't he good?
I thought so, but of course millions of snowflakes on social media disagreed! :rolleyes:
Is that show still going?
Yep, and I've watched nearly every episode since Robin Day was host - my weekly lesson on politics. Now hosted by Fiona Bruce, who I have a bit of a "thinking man's" crush on. :)
Dunno who l fox is or what qt is... Thankfully I think.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/bbc/video-2090148/Video-Laurence-Foxs-best-moments-BBC-Question-TIme.html
Dunno who l fox is or what qt is... Thankfully I think.
Lawrence Fox & Question Time
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/video/bbc/video-2090148/Video-Laurence-Foxs-best-moments-BBC-Question-TIme.html
In reference to the above, what does "WOKE" mean?
In reference to the above, what does "WOKE" mean?
“Woke” culture is a subculture from America that focuses on social justice-related, anarchist, or leftist issues, such as microaggressions (offensive phrases that make others feel excluded), police actions against Blacks, high rates of poverty driving Blacks, Native Americans, and Latinos into poverty,
walpurgis
21-01-2020, 22:23
Don't recognise him
He's a very good actor and the actor James Fox is his dad and actress Emelia Fox is his cousin (and daughter of actor Edward Fox).
He's a very good actor and the actor James Fox is his dad and actress Emelia Fox is his cousin (and daughter of actor Edward Fox).
Best known in the Inspector Morse spin-off "Lewis" as the supporting Detective Sergeant.
Mikeandvan
21-01-2020, 22:33
I thought so, but of course millions of snowflakes on social media disagreed! :rolleyes:
Yep, and I've watched nearly every episode since Robin Day was host - my weekly lesson on politics. Now hosted by Fiona Bruce, who I have a bit of a "thinking man's" crush on. :)
There's a meltdown in the PFM 'Off Topic' room every Thursday at 10.30pm!!
Mikeandvan
21-01-2020, 22:34
“Woke” culture is a subculture from America that focuses on social justice-related, anarchist, or leftist issues, such as microaggressions (offensive phrases that make others feel excluded), police actions against Blacks, high rates of poverty driving Blacks, Native Americans, and Latinos into poverty,
You forgot haircuts, and Jamie Oliver ready meals.
There's a meltdown in the PFM 'Off Topic' room every Thursday at 10.30pm!!
Amazing how some folk can get so 'het up' over pish that would bore me to tears!
Marco.
"I've got a great idea for a video mash-up of Rage Against the Machine and Vanessa Carlton"
"How's that gonna work...?"
https://youtu.be/6kYco2Zt-cM
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 20:20
Someone has nicked one of my hubcaps... nightmare... car looks bare without it...
Just like your bum is without knickers:eyebrows:
Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Twats!
Marco.
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 20:22
:lol: How you think i feel someone swiped one of the alloys. Brand new figging tyre anorl..
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 20:29
Just like your bum is without knickers:eyebrows:
Seriously though, sorry to hear that. Twats!
Marco.
:lol::lol: indeed Marco... bare is best...
Car is in for service & MOT next week so I'll get them to replace hubcap too
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 20:45
So why are stockings & suspenders sexy to guys ? I don't quite get it .... :stalks::lol:
I can never attach the hooks, and the hairs always poke through the stockings... Oh you mean, *on women*?:lol:
Marco.
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 20:58
No please not benders..
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 20:59
I can never attach the hooks, and the hairs always poke through the stockings... Oh you mean, *on women*?:lol:
Marco.
:lol::lol:
Indeed....
No please not benders..
Wot - says da man who wears ladies nicks to work:ner::D
;)
Marco.
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 21:15
There different, they dont dig in my hips like benders do
:lol:
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 21:16
I also much prefer bare legs... but guys seen to like S&S for some reason..
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 21:21
Thats it Bev Natural.. I dont even like make up..
Marco never goes out without his stockings
And he always makes quite sure the seams are perfectly straight!
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 21:27
And he always makes quite sure the seams are perfectly straight! especially the 1945 pencil line down the backs
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 21:30
Thats it Bev Natural.. I dont even like make up..
Absolutely natural is best ....I don't wear much make-up... but I do like mascara and a bit of lippy... feel a bit bare without it...
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 21:32
I'd never wear stockings with seams... just think that's rather tarty looking...
Made in 1968
28-01-2020, 21:46
I think that maybe the attraction
Marco never goes out without his stockings
Ha - you know me too well, dahling:D
Marco.
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 21:55
I think that maybe the attraction
You are maybe right there Andre.. I guess some guys like that...
I also much prefer bare legs... but guys seen to like S&S for some reason..
Depends on the partnering outfit, or if you're talking 'bedroom fun'?;)
But yes, I also prefer bare legs, or sometimes leggings/stirrup pants can look good on the right girl (no socks) with ankle boots, if she has a decent figure, or under a shortish dress instead of actual tights.
Marco.
Ninanina
28-01-2020, 22:04
Depends on the partnering outfit, or if you're talking 'bedroom fun'?;)
But yes, I also prefer bare legs, or sometimes leggings/stirrup pants can look good on the right girl (no socks) with ankle boots, if she has a decent figure, or under a shortish dress instead of actual tights.
Marco.
Absolutely 'bedroom fun'.... I'd be wearing a short skirt or dress with the full works... bra and s&s and my guy seems to really like that
Now socks..... I don't think they have a place apart from keeping my tootsies warm...:lol:
Pigmy Pony
29-01-2020, 06:50
So why are stockings & suspenders sexy to guys ? I don't quite get it .... :stalks::lol:
I don't know why either, I just know that they do.
It does depend on the quality of the contents though - when I was a kid we never had a proper 'Christmas stocking', so my mum made do with an old pair of her stockings, which she'd filled with apples oranges and walnuts. There was nothing sexy about any of it I can tell you, especially as mum didn't bother to wash the old stockings first :(
I don't know why either, I just know that they do.
It does depend on the quality of the contents though - when I was a kid we never had a proper 'Christmas stocking', so my mum made do with an old pair of her stockings, which she'd filled with apples oranges and walnuts. There was nothing sexy about any of it I can tell you, especially as mum didn't bother to wash the old stockings first :(
maw wore stockings, but there was nothing sexy about em'... especially the corset they hung from, which would have killed a horse:eyebrows:
Made in 1968
29-01-2020, 18:56
British MP's in Brussels waving flags in their parliament making complete & utter fools of themselves, cheering & singing.. Flags are not allowed in there they know that..
walpurgis
31-01-2020, 11:14
I see Chris Whitty, the Chief Medical Officer is talking rubbish, "The NHS is extremely well prepared". Prepared for what? If the Corona Virus gets into the general population, there will be nothing at all he can do about it and the infection will be as catching as a 'normal' Flu epidemic, but with far higher mortality of possibly one in 25 of the afflicted dying. There is potential for maybe a million UK deaths. Scary stuff!
Made in 1968
31-01-2020, 12:18
Every now & then virus appear & people die. Media loves to make a mountain out of a mole hill. I personally don't enjoy or value life so basically don't give a rats arse.
Influenza outbreaks kill a lot more people on a regular basis, doesn't even make the news.
And then you've got spontaneous human combustion. Hundreds of people spontaneously combust every year. It's just not widely reported.
Influenza outbreaks kill a lot more people on a regular basis, doesn't even make the news.
And then you've got spontaneous human combustion. Hundreds of people spontaneously combust every year. It's just not widely reported.
spontaneous human combustion is a myth as such, but can happen as long as an external ignition source is available in the right circumstances.. its rare , a bit like a plane crash..
Pigmy Pony
31-01-2020, 14:45
Every now & then virus appear & people die. Media loves to make a mountain out of a mole hill. I personally don't enjoy or value life so basically don't give a rats arse.
You may as well start smoking :)
Pigmy Pony
31-01-2020, 14:47
Influenza outbreaks kill a lot more people on a regular basis, doesn't even make the news.
And then you've got spontaneous human combustion. Hundreds of people spontaneously combust every year. It's just not widely reported.
Usually just students lighting their farts, serves 'em right I say.
spontaneous human combustion is a myth as such, but can happen as long as an external ignition source is available in the right circumstances.. its rare , a bit like a plane crash..
Agreed
The likely explanation for suspected cases of spontaneous human combustion, is that there is an external source of ignition such as a match, a cigarette, an electrical spark that sets off the wick effect, but the evidence of it is destroyed by the fire.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spontaneous_human_combustion
walpurgis
02-02-2020, 19:43
Spring is coming soon and I think I'll dig out my metal detector this year. I know some good spots and there's no telling what may turn up. Maybe even some pirate treasure. Some old quays and landing places have never been looked at properly.
(And no, I don't need any busybodies giving me their two bob's worth about it :))
Bksabath
03-02-2020, 11:18
Well there is going to be same delay in getting same PCB from China due to this new corona Virus
Now if you have not seen the Movie Contagion that was out in 2011 go and have a look at it and then tell me that I am not right in thinking that one to many people have watched it
BTW
on you tube an interesting channel called peak prosperity
Well there is going to be same delay in getting same PCB from China due to this new corona Virus
Now if you have not seen the Movie Contagion that was out in 2011 go and have a look at it and then tell me that I am not right in thinking that one to many people have watched it
BTW
on you tube an interesting channel called peak prosperity
afaik flu viruses can only survive outwith body about 24hrs max. and thats on a hard surface like plastic etc.. on a soft fabric its very short... Cold virus can last a lot longer tho.
Bksabath
03-02-2020, 12:07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_3hNPTofEU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-A6dyHA2KMM
couple of links here
doctor one sez not likely to stick on metal for long but it does
what is scary is how patient zero got the new corona from a bat while on the 2011 movie you have to watch the it till the end to find out
Probably did an ossie.. Chinese eat bats
An old chinese joke with truth to it was, the cantonese will eat anything that has four legs other than a table, anything that flies other than an airplane, and anything that swims other than a submarine.
Pigmy Pony
03-02-2020, 16:19
An old chinese joke with truth to it was, the cantonese will eat anything that has four legs other than a table, anything that flies other than an airplane, and anything that swims other than a submarine.
I sometimes see this TV programme about Australia's airport customs - most of it seems to be about the weird crap that Chinese folk try to bring into the country. They must be really picky to feel they have to bring food from home to get by. And most of it looks like it was picked from a litter tray. No wonder they're all mental.
In case you think I'm being racist I will say that we have our share of mental people too - particularly the guy who works down the (Chinese) chip shop swears he's Elvis.
southall-1998_mk2
10-02-2020, 11:01
Geoff (Walpurgis) hasn't been online since the 6th. Hope he is alright?
S.
Beobloke
10-02-2020, 11:04
I need to go home urgently and measure the garden...
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/raf-marham-offering-free-victor-jet-1-6504843
I need to go home urgently and measure the garden...
https://www.edp24.co.uk/news/raf-marham-offering-free-victor-jet-1-6504843
:lol: Best measure your bank balance first! The cost of dismantling and transporting it would be horrendous, let alone the restoration! But hopefully someone will save it.
:lol: Best measure your bank balance first! The cost of dismantling and transporting it would be horrendous, let alone the restoration! But hopefully someone will save it.
Problem is there s still passengers on board and its just flown in from China !
Problem is there s still passengers on board and its just flown in from China !
they can give it a quick dig over and concrete if for him then while quarentining in the snow
Ninanina
15-02-2020, 22:22
I had another wheel trim stolen... I've now secured them, plus the 2 new ones, with stainless steel cable ties
Really peed me off it did.. and they are £35 each :doh:
Ninanina
16-02-2020, 00:04
Just got a nice goose down bed topper... it's luxury and like sleeping on a cloud....
Goes nicely with my satin sheets & duvet cover
Also just got a silk duvet... rather expensive :doh: but worth every penny..it's so light but nice and cosy.. bit strange at first as it's not that thick but I love it...
Just got a nice goose down bed topper... it's luxury and like sleeping on a cloud....
Goes nicely with my satin sheets & duvet cover
Also just got a silk duvet... rather expensive :doh: but worth every penny..it's so light but nice and cosy.. bit strange at first as it's not that thick but I love it...
Satin And Silk - good name for a TV show.
Ninanina
16-02-2020, 00:28
Indeed Martin :eyebrows:
Ninanina
16-02-2020, 20:58
I'm just loving the new m-bike... ok it's not fast but it's a real hoot to ride...
Ninanina
17-02-2020, 02:16
Geoff (Walpurgis) hasn't been online since the 6th. Hope he is alright?
S.
My thoughts as well Shane... strange for Geoff not to be around... hope he is ok too...
Made in 1968
24-02-2020, 13:53
How about this for idiot behaviour.
Car Waxing bathroom tiles on a regular basis. Such muppetry
:lol: :rfl:
Well, I guess he's got to do something to occupy his spare time, so it's either that or wanking over panty sites, as he's confessed to being impotent!:lol::lol:
Poor Marie.... I hear she's got shares now in 'Dildos-R-Us'.
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
24-02-2020, 14:55
:scratch: I have absolutely no idea what you two are on about!
Think about 'our friend' from the land of glorified wooden huts...;)
Marco.
My partner is away in Africa to attend a funeral.
To contact her I can easily use her mobile number prefixed with the IDD country code. However that costs a fortune - last time I ran up a £250 phone bill! So now I use 'Talk Home' cards: pre-payment cards that can buy you over three hours, depending on location.
The only snag is you have to enter 35 digits: 11 to dial access; a 10 digit PIN, and then the 14 digit phone number. Easy to make a mistake, but you do save a hell of a lot of money.
All the talk is about the Corona virus but this is also flu season and people catch and die from that in large numbers.
While everyone is in a panic about the coronavirus (officially renamed COVID-19 by the World Health Organization), there's an even deadlier virus many people are forgetting about: the flu.
Flu season is hitting its stride right now in the US. So far, the CDC has estimated (based on weekly influenza surveillance data) that at least 12,000 people have died from influenza between Oct. 1, 2019 through Feb. 1, 2020, and the number of deaths may be as high as 30,000.
The CDC also estimates that up to 31 million Americans have caught the flu this season, with 210,000 to 370,000 flu sufferers hospitalized because of the virus.
so it is at moment not really killing any more than flu is... But its difficult not to get swept up in it thats for sure..
Pigmy Pony
04-03-2020, 20:38
Is it the highly contagious nature of Corona virus that's the issue, rather than the severity of the illness? Rather than trying to keep folk away from each other by closing schools, cancelling public gatherings, etc (I don't believe anything can halt its spread), perhaps Dept of Health should be concentrating their efforts on the elderly and those with weak immune systems.
I'm not worrying about it personally, my constitution is pretty robust - one of the plated-up and frozen meals Mrs P made for me before bogging off to Egypt was decidedly dodgy, but after a quick bout of vomiting I was right as rain :)
They should have stopped all flights and ships in to country. Seige mentality
Pigmy Pony
04-03-2020, 21:14
We would also have to arm our coastguard and authorise them to fire on any incoming vessels. A few would still get through. May as well try to stop insects entering your house :(
Raf.. Bomb the bastards [emoji23]
Pigmy Pony
04-03-2020, 21:22
We'll know things have got really bad when the politicians disappear from our telly screens and are replaced by cardboard cutouts - but I can't say for certain we'd notice
walpurgis
08-03-2020, 12:27
The panic buying has started!
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8087031/Supermarkets-begin-RATIONING-Tesco-limits-pasta-baked-beans-hand-sanitiser.html
It's not as if the stock at supermarkets will never be replaced. Folks will end up with months worth of goods, only to find the shelves re-stocked within days.
I anticipated something similar in the run up to Brexit and stocked up on likely essentials last summer.
I have also taken the precaution of opening a Tesco account and arranging grocery deliveries. No point mingling with the masses unnecessarily in view of the probably increasing health risk.
Idiots...::doh::wanker:
I have ZERO time for brainless muppets like that. Anyway, good to see you posting again, mate! Hope you're feeling a bit better:)
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
08-03-2020, 12:48
Welcome back Geoff!
Right well I've contacted the police so they can call off the search. I don't think you realise just how much their underwater search teams charge :(
And I bet all the local hospitals will be relieved to know I won't be phoning daily to ask if there's any new admissions fitting your description. I've never seen a photo of you, so I just assumed you look and sound a bit like The Sweeney's Jack Regan, but with added muscles
they are all going to try and find hand gel:lol: its sold out everywhere, and most of it isnt strong enough anyway.. Ive a few used ones in house and car, all half empty.. ive just filled them up a fair bit with ipa and shook.. itl be well over 75% now:eek:
got 41/2 bottles of between 75 and 85%... just dont smoke
walpurgis
08-03-2020, 13:20
Hope you're feeling a bit better:)
Marco.
Vastly improved thanks Marco.
Just took the car out for the first time in a month, it felt a bit weird but all went well :).
walpurgis
08-03-2020, 13:22
I just assumed you look and sound a bit like The Sweeney's Jack Regan, but with added muscles
Maybe not far from the mark, apart from my shaved nut and slightly deeper voice :).
Vastly improved thanks Marco.
Just took the car out for the first time in a month, it felt a bit weird but all went well :).
That's *TREMENDOUS* news, mate. Long may it continue!:cool:
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
08-03-2020, 21:03
I'm now on day 6 of having the house to myself (Anita gets back tomorrow), and I've manged to cope ok, apart from Monday's little food poisoning incident. Six days of record playing, and no Emmerdale/Corrie/East Benders. I feel oddly disconnected from the world :scratch: Perhaps when I was in Morrisons yesterday buying my Kegworth cakes I should have picked up a copy of Hello! magazine. Get back in touch with reality :)
Perhaps when I was in Morrisons yesterday buying my Kegworth cakes I should have picked up a copy of Hello! magazine. Get back in touch with reality :)
No, to keep in touch with reality you should have bought 300 toilet rolls and 100kgs of pasta. :D
Pigmy Pony
08-03-2020, 21:53
I'm on my own this week, 50kg of pasta would be plenty :)
Besides, I love using a Heinz Spaghetti hoop.as a cock ring.
Made in 1968
08-03-2020, 21:56
I'm on my own this week, 50kg of pasta would be plenty :)
That would make 500 Meals for me.
Pigmy Pony
08-03-2020, 22:13
That would make 500 Meals for me.
You're just trying to make it last, because you bought vintage pasta (modern pasta is crap), and haven't stopped complaining about how much it's gone up in price :(
Made in 1968
08-03-2020, 22:15
:D I measure my Pasta & Rice out to exactly 100g servings. Gotta keep my Carb intake to a minimum. 100g is more than enough, I seldom eat all the serving anyway.
Besides, I love using a Heinz Spaghetti hoop.as a cock ring.
Quality:thumbsup:
Marco.
Made in 1968
08-03-2020, 23:42
:lolsign:
Pigmy Pony
09-03-2020, 06:40
I'm on my own this week, 50kg of pasta would be plenty :)
Besides, I love using a Heinz Spaghetti hoop.as a cock ring.
:lol: You're a bad man
Today I got fed up with trying to get a Yamaha CD -S300 in Black to go with my Yamaha S-500 amp.
I just liked to have the 2 matched units because they get good reviews and the DAC is no slouch either
I have had one bid rejected because the seller got all funny and decided he didnt want Paypal and wanted the person who bought to organise the shipping himself !! FFS and then seeing one on there new with a 10% discount for £225 ish ,but that offer has sailed !!
So rather than spend £140 ish on a second hand one that might be dead after its been posted , my wallet sprang open ,and after I found one on Amazon (3 left) for £249 -Boom
Now I feel epic (sort of )
only live once anto:)
Thanks Grant . Hope you are keeping ok mate !!:)
Thanks Grant . Hope you are keeping ok mate !!:)
still breathing for now anto :) trying to avoid everyone including myself:eyebrows:
walpurgis
22-03-2020, 12:19
Took the mutt for a walk round the local green. Next to nobody about and hardly any traffic either, very unusual even for a Sunday.
Yes - the air quality around here has noticeably improved due to lack of traffic.
Made in 1968
22-03-2020, 13:01
I try and nip out when everyone is still in bed. Like heaven.
weather has been nicer too..
Made in 1968
22-03-2020, 13:04
Maybe some good weather may make it a bit better
walpurgis
22-03-2020, 13:06
weather has been nicer too..
It's just trying to lull us into a false sense of security before it turns really nasty! :)
walpurgis
22-03-2020, 19:48
New 'Old Tech' anybody?
https://www.theguardian.com/global/2020/mar/22/old-techs-new-wave-or-why-we-still-love-faxes-pagers-and-cassettes
Made in 1968
22-03-2020, 20:49
Easy answer to that before reading it. Everything is utter shite these days.
Today ,I was busy rolling , but after dinner the delivery man dropped off my new Yamaha CD-S300 CD player and postie dropped the interconnects I bought from Andyrlb to put in it :eyebrows:
Havent had a chance to meddle with them yet !!!
Today I was mainly putting the Yamaha in the stack (I took out the Minidisc player as I dont use it )
I was pleasantly suprised as it sounds more defined and brighter that the old Denon DCD 615 with the £5 DAC on it :eyebrows:
At least the Yam remote for the S 500 amp is now able to do more functions (it was setup to operate a CD S300 but they did supply a new remote for the cd player on its own ) just in case you dont own a Yamaha amp from the same series
It kept me occupied listening to it ,whilst I sort through the Commodore 64 computer stuff and Sinclair spectrum games and consoles I fetched out of the loft !
Made in 1968
24-03-2020, 19:12
Today im wondering is i ought to ask for a refund for some speakers i bought last week that are pick up only. I dont really want to be picking them up & the seller says the same but this could easily be a long drawn out wait as he said he'd let me know! Ive been here before & lost a load of money in the process.
Pigmy Pony
24-03-2020, 19:16
Why can you no longer pick them up? What's changed really? You don't have to go in his house - he can run cable through window and connect them outside. You have a listen, and if happy just unplug and off you jolly well pop :)
Made in 1968
24-03-2020, 19:30
Close contact issues. Its not worth the shit for the sake of speakers. I dont know why i paid him up front really but he wanted it in his PP. Smells like its my money that the missus aint getting her hands on type of thing lol..
Pigmy Pony
24-03-2020, 19:39
You're right of course Andre. My post was a bit hasty - I would have to decline pick up too, thinking about it. Hope you can get your cash back :)
walpurgis
24-03-2020, 19:54
Are locksmiths key workers? :scratch:
Are locksmiths key workers? :scratch:
Very good Geoff . I bought a blender on E bay on Sunday night and its supposed to be coming by Parcelforce ,but I am not holding my breath !!
Their system collapsed today but is working again
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 06:08
I cant see the point in people using E-Bay at the mo tbh.
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 08:24
Are postmen working? Ive put a notice on my door asking that any parcels to be signed for that i ask them to self sign & just drop them outside, same for standard parcels.. But i cant see that ive seen anyone for a couple days.
Pigmy Pony
25-03-2020, 08:30
Maybe your postman is an AoS member and you've frightened him off.
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 08:34
:)
Post is still working but won't leave parcel on doorstep without someone there to pick it up.
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 08:44
Well they do any other time lol
On first name terms with my postie Tommy, he always signs for me then posts stuff through the high window in my front porch. He keeps us up to date with any developments via our local community page on Facebook.
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 10:58
Yeh had ours years. Hes into Vinyl himself, had some good brief conversations about it.. He was good today, Bleeped my Record parcels slammed on the door & disappeared.
Surprisingly late last night I got a delivery slot for this morning, at about 9 the doorbell rang and this was in my porch
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200325/f352dbff36376855f7a6d985f665da7a.jpg
Not only that I’d only ordered one of these
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20200325/65c122a64baabb27c90d884fd0409af0.jpg
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 11:30
Restrictions on Booze at Morrisons. Saw a woman starting cos she could not have more than three Bottles. Also saw a selfish old Basturd go off on one cos the greedy fuck wanted 8 packs of Mr Kiplings chocolate Rolls where you can only have three
Pigmy Pony
25-03-2020, 11:38
For someone who doesn't eat much you seem to spend a lot of your self isolation time in shops! I think you're secretly a bit of a sweetheart, shopping for your elderly neighbours but don't want to say :)
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 11:42
For someone who doesn't eat much you seem to spend a lot of your self isolation time in shops! I think you're secretly a bit of a sweetheart, shopping for your elderly neighbours but don't want to say :)
Dont matter what i do for folk, dont want medals.. But i do sit watching a lot.
Pigmy Pony
25-03-2020, 11:45
Dont matter what i do for folk, dont want medals.. But i do sit watching a lot.
And looking out the window, tutting loudly at passers by :scratch:
Restrictions on Booze at Morrisons. Saw a woman starting cos she could not have more than three Bottles. Also saw a selfish old Basturd go off on one cos the greedy fuck wanted 8 packs of Mr Kiplings chocolate Rolls where you can only have three
Big fat bastard was he? I'd have told the greedy fuck to spend his money instead on an exercise bike!
Booze is defo something we're NOT short of!!:D
Can't drink any of it yet for another 3 weeks. Considering bring that forward, though;)
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
25-03-2020, 11:50
Saw a big van yesterday, in a rather fetching matt grey and bearing the name "Peloton". Bet they're doing some business at the moment :)
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 11:58
Big fat bastard was he? I'd have told the greedy fuck to spend his money instead on an exercise bike!
Booze is defo something we're NOT short of!!:D
Can't drink any of it yet for another 3 weeks. Considering bring that forward, though;)
Marco.
No the booze was a woman in her 60's, The chocolate was a woman in her 70's Shocked yep.
Big fat bastard was he? I'd have told the greedy fuck to spend his money instead on an exercise bike!
Booze is defo something we're NOT short of!!:D
Can't drink any of it yet for another 3 weeks. Considering bring that forward, though;)
Marco.
Got a fancy bottle of whisky in today.. decided to treat myself as it was on offer and its one of the great whiskies..:eyebrows: comes in a fancy bottle and a fancy box too:D
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 12:12
Might give that Penance programme a go, Looks like some serious MILF going on :eyebrows:
walpurgis
25-03-2020, 12:13
Might give that Penance programme a go, Looks like some serious MILF going on :eyebrows:
Penzance? Been there. :D
Made in 1968
25-03-2020, 12:18
Looks like Prince Charles got Covid
Today I have mainly been admiring my new haircut! After cancelling our lovely hairdresser twice!
My sont ,2 weeks ago purchased some Braun clippers and did himself a grade 3.
Well ,I couldn't wait for the hairdresser either and had a grade 4.5 (or so he termed it )
Back of the net ,nice and manageable:)
Pics or it didn't happen!:ner:
Did she give the missus a trim 'down below' while she was at it?:D
Marco.
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 14:51
Today I have mainly been admiring my new haircut! After cancelling our lovely hairdresser twice!
My sont ,2 weeks ago purchased some Braun clippers and did himself a grade 3.
Well ,I couldn't wait for the hairdresser either and had a grade 4.5 (or so he termed it )
Back of the net ,nice and manageable:)
4.5, didn't know you were a hippy! Zero for me these days. Mrs. P would have me Bic it, but (a) it's still a bit cold outside, and (b) I couldn't be arsed
usually a 3 for me.. it needs done again tbh
I don't request a number - I just tell my barber to 'thin it out' and 'tidy it up'. Basically I leave it in their hands, and they do a good job. :)
walpurgis
26-03-2020, 16:08
Weekly No.1 here. Can't be bothered fussing over anything that needs attention. Trim it myself.
No.1 for me, decent clippers a must though.
I’m aiming for the “Catweazle” look by the time this is all over...
walpurgis
26-03-2020, 18:37
I’m aiming for the “Catweazle” look by the time this is all over...
I'm aiming for the Vin Diesel look. Oh hang on, I've already got it (sort of :)).
I will look like an aging hippy: grey shoulder length hair.
southall-1998_mk2
26-03-2020, 19:22
I'm aiming for the Vin Diesel look. Oh hang on, I've already got it (sort of :)).
Start lifting bro ;)
S.
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 19:49
usually a 3 for me.. it needs done again tbh
Mine's also long overdue, it's getting in my eyes. Oh wait, that's my eyebrows :( Life can be cruel to older blokes
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 19:52
Weekly No.1 here. Can't be bothered fussing over anything that needs attention. Trim it myself.
Mrs. Pony does mine. She never asks me if I'm going anywhere nice for my holidays, because she knows I'm not :(
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 19:55
I'm aiming for the Vin Diesel look. Oh hang on, I've already got it (sort of :)).
My head resembles Vin Diesel in his latest film "The Fat and The Curious"
Mrs. Pony does mine. She never asks me if I'm going anywhere nice for my holidays, because she knows I'm not :(
Does she ask you if you "need anything for the weekend"? ;)
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 19:59
I will look like an aging hippy: grey shoulder length hair.
If I grew mine I would have a 'skullet'. A bit like a mullet but with one key difference
walpurgis
26-03-2020, 21:20
Wow. The 2011 movie 'Contagion' has just started on ITV2. Reading through the plotline, the similarities to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic are quite shocking!
My head resembles Vin Diesel in his latest film "The Fat and The Curious"
Was that the one subtitled 'roll them in flour & look for the wet spot' :D
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 22:52
Does she ask you if you "need anything for the weekend"? ;)
No, because she knows that I don't :(
Pigmy Pony
26-03-2020, 23:00
Was that the one subtitled 'roll them in flour & look for the wet spot' :D
That was the original film. The remake's subtitled "Forget the wet patch, I got KY"
That was the original film. The remake's subtitled "Forget the wet patch, I got KY"
and I understand the sequel 'sloppy seconds' is coming soon
Wow. The 2011 movie 'Contagion' has just started on ITV2. Reading through the plotline, the similarities to the ongoing Coronavirus pandemic are quite shocking!
Yes , I thought (when I turned it on half way in ) it was factual !!!:doh:
This am ,my sister (whos retired ) told me she was self isolating ,and could I get her some stuff if I was shopping ??? I work 7 days a week ,and she is ten days back from her holiday sking in France FFS :rolleyes:
So after saying possibly , I asked her if she enjoyed the hols -OOOh she did ,but she was so sad that that might be the only holiday she might get in this yr !!!
So I put my size 11 in it ,by remarking that never mind - she had been on 5 holidays in the last 12 months so she wouldnt really be needing another !!:D
I dont think it was well received :)
Pigmy Pony
27-03-2020, 06:54
and I understand the sequel 'sloppy seconds' is coming soon
:eek::lol:
No, because she knows that I don't :(
Surely some five-finger shuffling anti-callusing cream?
Marco.
Made in 1968
27-03-2020, 10:23
Gonna be a baby boom around Christmas, I can see it now.
Pigmy Pony
27-03-2020, 10:47
I'm 30 years past all that nonsense, had the snip in 1990.
Pigmy Pony
27-03-2020, 10:49
Surely some five-finger shuffling anti-callusing cream?
Marco.
I like the calluses :)
walpurgis
27-03-2020, 11:18
Right. It's a nice day, so I'm off out to take the mutt for a drag round the block. Not allowed to do anything else, so I'd better make tthe most of the exercise.
southall-1998_mk2
27-03-2020, 12:21
Right. It's a nice day, so I'm off out to take the mutt for a drag round the block. Not allowed to do anything else, so I'd better make tthe most of the exercise.
Someone should film that and slap it on YouTube.
:lol:
S.
Gonna be a baby boom around Christmas, I can see it now.
If not a baby boom around Christmas, there will be a surge of couples filing for divorce in 2021.
Meanwhile, one of the side effects of the lockdown in Italy has been a reported 13% upsurge in the sales of sex toys!
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