Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

Ping, Ping, Ping

[Marco]

Suddenly it fell

[Mr. C]

disturbingly it remained.............

[Filterlab]

suspended in stasis

[Marco]

in an alien

[Filterlab]

on a ship

[Marco]

on collision course

[Filterlab]

for Proxima Centauri

[Marco]

home of Santa

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

who lives next

[Mike]

to the fat

[Marco]

Cherie Blair lookalike

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

a steroid enhanced

[Marco]

abomination of mankind

[Puffin]

Bliar Bliar pants

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

similar to clown's

[Marco]

politicians = clowns

[alb]

but not funny

[Marco]

just like crabs

[Mike]

with nippy little

[Puffin]

Lacky's to wipe

[Mike]

his big fat

[Marco]

botty encased in

[Mike]

goose fat, and

[Marco]

streaky bacon rashers

[anthonyTD]

with pork sausages...

[Mike]

lovingly battered and

[Togil]

served with cider

[Ian Walker]

thrust were the

[Marco]

buttocks of maidens

[Mike]

with big fulsome

[Marco]

smiles, eyeing up

[Mike]

the bulbous protuberance

[Marco]

nestled snake-like

[Mike]

within her ample

[Marco]

melons freshly plucked

[Puffin]

OOOOOhhhhh Matronnnnnn, Quick

[Marco]

wipe up the

[Ian Walker]

mess Anthony's made:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

[Marco]

of Billee's wiglet

[anthonyTD]

and sooties amp...

[Ian Walker]

fresh from France.......................................yeeee eeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaa 100 posts,whats my prize?

[Marco]

lycra panty girdle

[Puffin]

stretched to buggery

[Marco]

around his ample

[Mike]

red right hand

[Marco]

wet patch visible

[Mr. C]

dripping with anticipation...............

[Puffin]

covering pusturating sores

[Mike]

with a soothing

[Marco]

waft of flatulence

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

that left a

[Marco]

tang of pomegranate

[Ian Walker]

that the cat

[Marco]

inhaled and returned

[Puffin]

like friendly fire

[Marco]

flavoursome and gassy

[Mike]

yet cohesively firm

[Marco]

with spicy overtones

[Puffin]

"pay a fortune"

[Mike]

for that gas

[anthonyTD]

and his incompetence...

[Marco]

should've corked it

[Mike]

like Marco does

[Marco]

let it marinate

[Puffin]

Gross Loydman style

[Marco]

for maximum piquancy

[Puffin]

Bella, Bella (Emberg again?)

[Marco]

more shmella shmella :lol:

[Mike]

Sorry, Sorry, Sorry..... I'm bored with this, it never goes anywhere and is too easy!

A proposal!... All words must be song titles or lyrics. Anyone up for this?
All posters must type their three words and then (in brackets) quote the artist and song title.

Anyone up for this?... Or am I just talking bollocks again?

What say you all?

<Example> Red Right Hand (Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Red Right Hand) etc.

[Puffin]

Gimme, Gimme, Gimme (ABBA)

[Mike]

a man after.... Oh crap!... we need more rulz!...

'One cannot post a title or lyrics by the same artist as the previous post' !

How does that sound?

[Marco]

3WD stays unadulterated!

(We could write it in French or Italian if you like :eyebrows:)

Marco.

[Mike]

OK :(

I'll start of again.

This purile crap

[Marco]

which you love ;)

[Mike]

is going nowhere :ner:

[Marco]

like your phonostage :lol:

[Mike]

like your phonostage :lol:

Err, well, yes... at the moment!

Do tell us all.... What exactly have you built?.... By yourself that is! :lol:


It won't be much longer bud! :)

[Marco]

a [picture] framing empire :upyours:

:flasher:

[Mike]

cool, ya big

[Marco]

[New sentence]

Jenny liked tennis

[Puffin]

and Dennis Pennis

[Marco]

because he had

[anthonyTD]

a rather big...

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

head on his

[Marco]

pint. Creamy with

[Puffin]

anticipation he shook

[anthonyTD]

his otherwise rather...

[Marco]

saggy old cartilage

[Filterlab]

in front of

[Puffin]

an unabashed Bishop

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

who was about

[Puffin]

to mitre his

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

testicles to the

[Prince of Darkness]

cathedral bell tower

[Marco]

where Martha dangled

[Togil]

the dear one

[Marco]

from his intestines

[Mr. C]

Deeply intwined chocolate-fudgecake

[Marco]

oozed forth sloppily

[Ian Walker]

i'll second that

[Mr. C]

with lashings of.........

[Puffin]

Pot Noodle, slathered

[Marco]

strategically over intimate

[Puffin]

conversations spoken breathlessly

[Marco]

and one-handed shuffling

[Puffin]

At that moment

[Prince of Darkness]

The Bishop exploded!

[Marco]

covering Martha in

[anthonyTD]

bishopery debris and...

[Marco]

hot 'man sauce'

[Puffin]

"Gentleman's Relish" aplenty

[Marco]

for discerning ladies

[Puffin]

Handlebar moustaches tickle

[Marco]

wrinkled facial disasters

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

but they enjoy

[anthonyTD]

a good old...

[Marco]

rumpy-pumpy behind the

[Puffin]

respectable "spinster" facade

[Prince of Darkness]

or the bikeshed

[Mr. C]

During a summer-storm

[Filterlab]

consisting of frogs

[Marco]

copulating in unison

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

to the sound

[Puffin]

of the underground

[Filterlab]

fattest freshest flavours

[Mr. C]

dripping with moistness

[Filterlab]

like a kebab

[Marco]

are flange tantalisingly

[Prince of Darkness]

open to persuasion

[Puffin]

riddled with e-coli

[Filterlab]

yet darned tasty!

[Marco]

like salmon slots

[anthonyTD]

or kippers with...

[Filterlab]

flashing bow ties

[Prince of Darkness]

or mud-sharks with

[Marco]

pommes dauphinoise, gently

[Filterlab]

caressing their badgers

[Marco]

releasing unwanted dandruff

[Filterlab]

and pubic hairs

[Marco]

all over the

[Puffin]

straddled Cello. G-Strings

[Prince of Darkness]

with inevitable consequences

[Puffin]

Jumpers for goalposts !

[Marco]

Wet t-shirt competitions! :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Mmmm yes, isn't it, wasn't it?

[Marco]

foul watery excretions

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

tasted strangely like

[Puffin]

A Wimpy "Bender"

(Bender in a Bun with Cheese
The mouth -watering all -pork Wimpy bender served curled in a white bun with cheese, sliced tomato, onions.)

[Marco]

purple-veined monster

[Prince of Darkness]

terrorised the city

[Marco]

frightening old ladies

[Filterlab]

and John Inman

[Prince of Darkness]

said "I'm free!"

[Filterlab]

as a bird

[Marco]

smell its arse...

[Filterlab]

and vomits profusely

[Marco]

like milky liquorice

[snapper]

in sherbet fountains

[Filterlab]

like Kate Moss

[Marco]

hairy scented scallops

[Filterlab]

reminiscent of Brighton

[anthonyTD]

on the pier...

[Marco]

drying Senga's undercrackers

[Filterlab]

over a stove

[Marco]

the ensuing aroma

[Filterlab]

wafting into the

[Marco]

stratosphere piercing the

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

delicate ozone layer

[Marco]

such was the

[Filterlab]

force of the

[Marco]

stagnent seafood pungency

[Filterlab]

reminiscent of badger

:)

[Togil]

cull me not

[Marco]

said the badger

[Filterlab]

whilst eating some

[Marco]

stewed donkey bollocks

[Yomanze]

Brass Counterweights Rule.

[Marco]

especially from John :)

[Prince of Darkness]

So I've heard:)

[Marco]

but brass knobs

[Mr. C]

awash with brilliance

[Prince of Darkness]

on cold monkeys

[Yomanze]

served up straight

[Mr. C]

with pie & mash

[anthonyTD]

and the trimmings...

[Mr. C]

so eloquently assembled

[Yomanze]

without boutique parts

[Filterlab]

from Weston-Super-Mare's front

[Marco]

the lingering aroma

[anthonyTD]

beef welington and...

[Filterlab]

slimy mushy peas

[Mr. C]

tantalisingly enhanced with............

[Filterlab]

essence of badger

:)

[Marco]

tufty yet succulent

[Filterlab]

like a squirrel

[Mr. C]

drizzled with Nigela-lawson's....................

[Filterlab]

'excitement' kebab batter

[Marco]

oozing voluptuously over

[Filterlab]

her splendid breasts

[Marco]

jostling for position

[Mr. C]

between oral orgasmic-ecstacy

[Filterlab]

and the Thames

[Mr. C]

whilst using emulsified.......

[Marco]

highly erotic pheromones

[Mr. C]

to envelope seductively..........

[Marco]

juxtaposed between effervescent

[Filterlab]

and captivating aromas

[Puffin]

Yada, Yada, Yada

[Marco]

cried the mutant

[Filterlab]

lovechild of Sadam

[Prince of Darkness]

Hussein and Jordan

[Ian Walker]

a flabbergasting sight

[Puffin]

Insania! said Jordan's

[Marco]

pet hamster to

[Ian Walker]

pete that night

[Mr. C]

during an intimate....

[Prince of Darkness]

exchange of fluids

[Marco]

splashing unceremoniously over

[Mr. C]

a deep cravassed-pit.........

[Filterlab]

full of virgins

[Marco]

aching to be

[Filterlab]

deflowered by Filterlab

;)

[Mr. C]

which took 30 seconds.....................

[Filterlab]

for the lot

[Prince of Darkness]

That's fast work!

[Marco]

enough to empty

[Ian Walker]

a bucket full

[Filterlab]

of horny badgers

[Marco]

their gaping orifices

[Mr. C]

into a shambling-mould

[Marco]

of seafood infused

[Yomanze]

crabsticks of delight

[Marco]

pouting, tangy and

[Filterlab]

full of nutrition

[Marco]

guaranteed to stimulate

[Filterlab]

even the most

[Prince of Darkness]

jaded of palettes

[Marco]

Crusty suppurating carbunkles

[Puffin]

£2.99 at McDonalds

[Mr. C]

while offer lasts

[Puffin]

Over at Kentucytiredchicken

[Marco]

Hurry-hurry Mrs Murray

[Mr. C]

artic moose curry

[Marco]

showz yer 'furry'

[Mr. C]

moist peachy love-pouch

[Marco]

winking at me

[Filterlab]

like a badger

[Marco]

bloody badgers - die! ;)

[Filterlab]

Badgers NEVER die!