Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

shave, shag 'n' shite

[Rare Bird]

ready for action

[Marco]

clean pants on

[Rare Bird]

Medallion firmly in-place

[Marco]

bell-end-removed-of-Feta

[Rare Bird]

toss vintage hifi

[Marco]

in the bin? :scratch:

[Rare Bird]

Too oo right

[Alex_UK]

in mine preferably

[Marco]

beside the ladies

[Joe]

who love sailors

[Rare Bird]

with polkadot boxers

[Marco]

sporting a protuberant

[Rare Bird]

flapping cod piece

[Marco]

which Betty swiftly

[Rare Bird]

ripped off to-reveal

[Joe]

solid aluminium platters

[Rare Bird]

if your that-way-inclined

[Joe]

adjust your bias

[Marco]

fondle-your-equipment-support

[Joe]

tighten your nuts

[Rare Bird]

watch where-you-stick-those spikes

[Marco]

but-I-like-pain :eyebrows:

[Alex_UK]

and the swelling

[Rare Bird]

bollox like baloons

[Marco]

when a razor-sharp

[Mr. C]

Left dangley bit

[Marco]

punctures soft tissue

[Mr. C]

whilst grating a

[Marco]

few slices of

[Rare Bird]

flimsy acrylic shelving

[Marco]

used only by

[Mr. C]

people seeking non-bleeding-edge-definition

[Joe]

pipe and slippers

[Rare Bird]

& disillusioned youg-men

[Marco]

mourning the 70s

[Mr. C]

Via-back-door-spring-up-stealth-dealerships cloaked in

[Joe]

black ravioli shoulderpads

[Rare Bird]

Swinging: Din-leads & bell-wire

[Marco]

with gay abandon

[Jonboy]

bring the lube

[Rare Bird]

K Y Gel

[Marco]

reminds me of

[Rare Bird]

nitro-glyce-rine

[Alex_UK]

nice glistening ring

[Marco]

to-wave-in-front-of

[Rare Bird]

the milkmans daughter

[Marco]

who's a total

[Rare Bird]

pro at milking

[Marco]

prime, succulent man-sausage

[Rare Bird]

which she loves-to

[Marco]

suckle-like-a-slapper

[Rare Bird]

who won't back-off-at-bursting-point

[Marco]

but-gobbles-up-yer-milky-'petits filous'

[Rare Bird]

finger licking good

[Marco]

the-smell-lingers-on-yer-fingers...

[Jonboy]

to savour allday

[Marco]

like a fine

[Mr. C]

Nordic-rape-and pilage specialist

[Rare Bird]

Brandishing a Ditton-15XR in-each-hand

[Marco]

and-smiling-smugly-at-the-bargain-he's-just-bagged! :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

As-the-top-of-the-line-70's throw-back-incarnatenow-where's-my-new-avengers-I-love Purdy-badge

[Marco]

I'll-just-get-me-medallion-and-chest-wig

[Mr. C]

Not fogetting-the-high-karate

[Rare Bird]

Blue-Stratos as back-up

dbLM0piFIc8&NR=1

[Alex_UK]

hides wee smells

[Rare Bird]

Don't forget-your Falcon -hairspray-for-men

[Jonboy]

and your Old-Spice
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[Mr. C]

to enhance-those-70's-speaker-experiences-allowing-you-to-bask-in-that-bygone-age-of-coloured-overly-ripe-bass-rich-sound which-completes-that-satisfied-I've made it feeling

[Rare Bird]

You can't beat 70's-speakers-with-that-sexual-cuddliness-lacking-in-modern-thin-sounding-poor-excuses

[Marco]

and-when-men-were-men-unlike

[Rare Bird]

most these days

[Marco]

who-mince-around-like

[Rare Bird]

a-bunch of girls-blouses

[Marco]

unlike-the-sex-gods-of-the-60s-and-70s

[Rare Bird]

who-were-real-men:rough & ready

[Marco]

although-secretly-underneath-their-jeans-they-wore

[Mr. C]

Overtly-warm-sloppy-driver-sentimental-dad's-radiogram-frilly-knickers

[Marco]

and-smiled-smugly-with-a-knowing-grin

[Alex_UK]

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That his hairy

[Rare Bird]

hair = 70's ;)

[Marco]

help-it's-The Hair-Bear-Bunch...!

[Alex_UK]

of plump grapes

[Rare Bird]

for girls who-grow-plump in-the-night

[Marco]

or-jobbies-that-go-plip-plop

[Alex_UK]

just like hip-hop

[Rare Bird]

unless you-have-the trotts

[Alex_UK]

giddy up horsey

[goraman]

squirt -blast -dribble-dribble

[Rare Bird]

Naughty, naughty, naughty-you-filthy-old-soomaka.

[Marco]

sniff the skidmarks

[Rare Bird]

no time-for-the-old-in-out love, just-come -to-read-the-meter

[Marco]

and-sneak-upstairs-and-shnortle-the-contents-of-your-dirty-panties-basket-when-you're-not-looking

[Rare Bird]

Oh bliss, bliss-and-heaven. Oh-it-was-georgeousness-and-georgeosity-made-flesh

[Marco]

I-sang-as-I-pulled-the-cotton-gusset-over-my-head-and-inhaled-the-aromatic-musk

[Marco]

before she caught

[Alex_UK]

a tennis ball

[Marco]

with her unfeasibly

[Acorn3a]

Large firm tits

[Rare Bird]

Like Coconut Macaroons

[Techno Commander]

with cherries on

[Alex_UK]

and whipped cream

[Batty]

just for fun

[Marco]

I slapped her

[Alex_UK]

hard on the

[Marco]

arse; she jumped

[Techno Commander]

leaped and tugged

[Marco]

at my pants

[Alex_UK]

desperate for a

[Marco]

quick glimpse of

[DSJR]

my turquoise banana

[Marco]

prepped for peeling

[Rare Bird]

dying for action

[Techno Commander]

she squeezed it

[Alex_UK]

onto a plate

[Jonboy]

whipped some cream

[Marco]

and ate it

[Techno Commander]

whilst slowly sliding

[Rare Bird]

his-portable picnic player

[DSJR]

into the gaping

[Techno Commander]

hot buttered muffin

[Marco]

making-a-'shloop'-noise-as

[Alex_UK]

the moistness oozed

[Marco]

all over my

[Techno Commander]

chin; and dripped

[Marco]

with a splash

[Mr. C]

Of synaptic poise

[Marco]

Brenda slipped off

[goraman]

her mound-O-hemroids

[Techno Commander]

and gently inserted

[Marco]

the bulbous end

[DSJR]

on steaming piles

[Alex_UK]

of horse manure

[Beechwoods]

as topical ointment

[Marco]

for some stubborn

[Alex_UK]

ass who kicked

[Marco]

my butler up

[eckoflyte]

his big fat

[Marco]

bulbous balls banged

[Alex_UK]

against the wall

[Marco]

causing tremors throughout

[Jonboy]

St-Marys Convent, Giving

[Marco]

nuns unexpected thrills

[Covenant]

as they ride

[Techno Commander]

with great vigour

[Jonboy]

more tea vicar

[Alex_UK]

with sticky buns

[DSJR]

covered in brown

[Reid Malenfant]

gooey chocolate sauce

[DSJR]

she slipped down-the

[Marco]

pole, dancing erotically

[Covenant]

The Pole grinned

[Marco]

, slapping the Italian

[Jonboy]

with a wet-kipper

[Covenant]

in his pepperoni

[Alex_UK]

pizza with extra

[Marco]

hair gel and

[Steve Eddy]

then proceeded to

(New rule proposal: No fair sneaking in a fourth word using inappropriate hyphens)

se

[Marco]

release a fart

[Steve Eddy]

that billowed up

se

[Alex_UK]

(New rule proposal: No fair sneaking in a fourth word using inappropriate hyphens)

I never have

[Jonboy]

causing the bath-to-effervesce-like-a-Jacuzzi

oops

[Techno Commander]

due to epic

[Marco]

soapy five-finger shuffling

[Jonboy]

causing a-burning japs-eye

[Marco]

which the nurse

[Alex_UK]

soothed with gentle

[Reid Malenfant]

application of rubbing-alcohol


:eek:

[Techno Commander]

applied orally. Twice.

[Marco]

causing erectile protrusion

[Steve Eddy]

and mass confusion

[Marco]

with the illusion

[Alex_UK]

that a transfusion

[Marco]

caused a fusion

[Rare Bird]

with an orchestra

[Marco]

featuring frowning flutists

[Techno Commander]

and its roadies

[Marco]

who all wore

[Rare Bird]

Snake skin garters

[Marco]

knee-length school socks

[Techno Commander]

and big smiles

[Marco]

as they unbuttoned

[Batty]

their buttoned up

[Marco]

bulbously busty brassieres

[Batty]

Frilly and full

[Marco]

of pert papontos

[Marco]

Then Sally entered................

[Rare Bird]

The Twilight Zone

[Marco]

where she discovered

[Rare Bird]

Fantasy & Fiction

[Marco]

where women wore

[Rare Bird]

Nice black number

[Techno Commander]

Mainly in leather.

[Rare Bird]

Mainly in nothing :eyebrows:

[Marco]

and men grabbed

[Rare Bird]

all they can

[Marco]

before being arrested

[Rare Bird]

for nipple tweeking

[DSJR]

Col Virginia Lake (Andr'e :lol:)

[Marco]

who possessed humungous

[Rare Bird]

Col Virginia Lake (Andr'e :lol:)

:eyebrows:


who possessed humungous

Sex a peal

[Marco]

causing a stiffness

[Techno Commander]

of such magnatude

[Marco]

it barely fitted

[DSJR]

in the space-suit

[Marco]

instead poking out

[DSJR]

and-fitted the socket

[Marco]

of-your-Batman-outfit

[DSJR]

which hung so

[Marco]

daintily from your

[Covenant]

engorged and throbbing

[Jonboy]

purple headed warrior

[Marco]

ready to ram

[Beechwoods]

jam thankyou mam

[DSJR]

Now the afterglow

[Marco]

and impregnable stains

[Rare Bird]

down his Y-Fronts

[Marco]

served as a

[Rare Bird]

lesson for-a failed-trajectory

[Marco]

although target pummelled

[Rare Bird]

by a knock-at-the-door

[Marco]

It was Santa!

[Rare Bird]

ho ho ho

[Marco]

he said as

[Rare Bird]

he dropped his

[Alex_UK]

big sack full

[Marco]

of bondage masks

[Reid Malenfant]

surreptitiously to-the side

[Marco]

revealing a protuberant

[Jonboy]

15inch monitor gold

[Marco]

carefully unwrapping it

[TopBalcony]

he exclaimed his

[Marco]

extreme dissatisfaction with

[TopBalcony]

the dimensions of

[Marco]

his shrivelled chipolata

[Rare Bird]

big throbbing sausagiatta

[Marco]

which she went-and-grabbed-a

[TopBalcony]

transparent and smooth

[Marco]

dildo, which inadvertently

[Rare Bird]

was too small

[Marco]

therefore improvising with

[Alex_UK]

a fire extinguisher

[Rare Bird]

of various colours

[Marco]

and bulbous ends

[Rare Bird]

too bulbous in-some-cases

[Marco]

to slip past

[Rare Bird]

dangly love-tube curtains

[Marco]

accessing moistness heaven

[Rare Bird]

that you just-can't

[Marco]

ever resist penetrating