Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

such that leakage

[bong]

would be assured

[Puffin]

form over function

[Marco]

an erectile appendage

[Puffin]

never cuts ice

[bong]

unlike a penguin

[snapper]

or a Kit-Kat

[Puffin]

shuffling the void

[bong]

like poker cards

[Puffin]

and poker faces

[Mr. C]

sailing obliviously towards................

[Puffin]

wolomboola boolabong bouillabase

[Marco]

with added parsley

[Puffin]

well of course

[Marco]

I slapped her

[Puffin]

foolishly, but tenderly

[Marco]

whilst igniting a

[snapper]

big phat doobie

[Marco]

in memory of...

[Puffin]

Colonel "spliffy" Smith

[Marco]

of Reeferville USA

[Puffin]

Dang ma poons!

[Marco]

said uncle Waldorf

[Puffin]

What a muppet

[Marco]

I said 'suck-it'

[Puffin]

white trash mo-fo

[Marco]

dontcha diss me

[snapper]

Barry Ferguson,FUD

[Marco]

what a dud

[Puffin]

Where's my Pud!

[Marco]

Not here, bud

[Puffin]

I'm weiser than

[Marco]

a Mensa wombat

[Puffin]

i've never seen

[Marco]

my feet for

[Acorn3a]

about 30 years

[Marco]

they were obscured

[Puffin]

then amputated when

[Marco]

the lawn mower

[Puffin]

went "scissorhands" over

[bong]

my ample gonad

[Puffin]

just the one

[Marco]

birth defect or?

[Puffin]

one hung low

[Marco]

swinging majestically between

[Puffin]

A&E and maternity

[Marco]

was psycho nurse...

[Puffin]

Brenda "bed-pan" Butchers

[Marco]

famous for tit-wanks

[Puffin]

with carbolic soap

[Mr. C]

lashed over the

[Marco]

stiff end of

[Puffin]

a stern warning

[Marco]

and firm spank

[Puffin]

creating absolute mayhem

[Marco]

amongst resident lesbos

[Puffin]

with gay abandon

[Marco]

, assorted toiletries and

[Puffin]

irritable towel syndrome

[Acorn3a]

cured only by

[Puffin]

Campbells Condensed Soup

[Acorn3a]

gently applied with

[Puffin]

bone-crushing dexterity

[Marco]

on a Wednesday

[Puffin]

such a bleak

[Marco]

but absorbent pair

[Puffin]

sweet but piquant

[Marco]

moist but tangy

[Puffin]

Mmm ginger spice

[Acorn3a]

and sporty spice :-)

[Marco]

both sucking a

[Puffin]

Zigga Zig Ahhhhhhh

[Marco]

whilst the Police

[Puffin]

orchestrate a sting

[Marco]

Bottles and messages

[Puffin]

and tantric sex

[Marco]

before the Canapés

[Puffin]

bite back and

[Marco]

suckle the frothy

[Puffin]

utterly reprehensible skoon-joose

[Mr. C]

racidly regurgitating upon-jizzed-silkies

[Puffin]

Oooerrr whatever next

[Mr. C]

said Matron ginger-sticks

[Marco]

as she administered

[Puffin]

half baked remedies

[Marco]

she rubbed my

[Puffin]

wobbly dangly bits

[Marco]

slapping the shaft

[Puffin]

with a gangster-lean

[Marco]

and knowing smile

[bong]

while intravenously injecting

[Puffin]

sores with Cillit-Bang

[Mr. C]

scrubbing deeply into

[Puffin]

Barry Scott's psyche

[Marco]

but removing skidmarks

[Puffin]

from road surfaces

[Marco]

with a lemon

[Puffin]

add sugar to-taste

[Marco]

and gobble gluttonously

[Puffin]

remove all clothing

[Marco]

waving your willy

[Puffin]

with gay abandon

[Marco]

spraying 'stuff' everywhere

[Mr. C]

Onto the watching

[Acorn3a]

extatic applauding crowd

[Puffin]

taste the difference

[Marco]

Extra-Special creamy goodness!

[Puffin]

Health and Efficiency

[Marco]

wipe the tip

[Puffin]

bend it like

[Marco]

a bender does

[Puffin]

get very hot

[Marco]

around the rim

[Puffin]

killing 100% germs

[bong]

and everything nutritious

[Marco]

and scrumptiously delicious!

[Puffin]

small but perfectly

[bong]

pickled in kerosene

[Puffin]

bathed in humanity

[Marco]

marinated in sweat

[Puffin]

dogged with ill-health

[Marco]

from eating stale

[bong]

caramel coated koalas

[Puffin]

and sheila's wheels

[Marco]

matched her panties

[Puffin]

bucked the trend

[Marco]

of mindless perversion

[Puffin]

create a diversion

[Marco]

by whipping out

[bong]

feickert's alignment tool

[Puffin]

never fails to

[Marco]

raise a giggle

[Mr. C]

steeped in mystery

[Puffin]

drenched in wistfulness

[Marco]

soaked in stickyness :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

requiring copious amounts

[Puffin]

of degunge-o-preen

[Marco]

to de-smegmatise

[Puffin]

the dwarfs amongst

[Marco]

the Saturday shoppers

[Mr. C]

fighting for survival

[Puffin]

Kickin'-it for real

[Marco]

drilling spyholes in

[Puffin]

cleverly concealed saveloys

[Mr. C]

sliding into rough

[Puffin]

crackling, hot & greasy

[Spectral Morn]

Turkey Breast Meat

[Marco]

'breast meat'? Mmmmm... :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

moistly glistening in...........

[Marco]

factor-5 sun lotion

[Puffin]

skin like rawhide

[Marco]

and facial hair

[bong]

trumping sienna miller

[Puffin]

and Bella Emberg

[Marco]

; her fragrant arse

[Mr. C]

being pile driven-by.................................

[Puffin]

1000lbs of thrust

[Marco]

hammering it home

[Puffin]

countersinking without blinking

[Mr. C]

reaming without thinking

[Puffin]

gripped by fear

[Marco]

of imminent rupture

[Mr. C]

Of subterranean passages

[Marco]

dank and sinewy

[Puffin]

chewy and gristly

[Mr. C]

with chocolate topping

[Puffin]

dipping the wick

[Mr. C]

around the flu-tube

[Puffin]

Oooh quickly, I

[Mr. C]

Pray for redemption

[Puffin]

get out fast

[Mr. C]

hitting the bump-stops

[Puffin]

shit flying everywhere

[Mr. C]

though with little-impact

[Puffin]

adhesive cures all

[Mr. C]

except delicate body-parts

[Puffin]

so easily dis-figured

[Mr. C]

with minimal torque

[Puffin]

Lifes a bitch

[Marco]

bash one out

[Puffin]

curl one off

[Marco]

plop plop, splash...

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

Holey S**t That's

[Marco]

snapped in half

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

Will Have To

[Marco]

grab the sloppy

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

Sticky, Slimey Wet

[Marco]

troublesome 'beef olive'

[Puffin]

washed down with

[Sand Dancin Donkey Walker]

A Gallon Of

[Marco]

stagnent sardine slaver

[Puffin]

drink it in

[Marco]

fart it out...

[Puffin]

shatter the illusion

[Marco]

of Bella Emberg

[Puffin]

sylph-like size 0

[Marco]

wearing PVC shorts

[Puffin]

and Arthur Mullard

[Marco]

was a dullard

[Puffin]

wake me when

[Marco]

the nurse arrives

[Acorn3a]

to give me

[Marco]

a good kicking

[Puffin]

and a cock-punch

[Marco]

then a right-hook

[Puffin]

The Dark Destroyer.

[Marco]

known as diarrhoea

[Puffin]

or dreaded dribblys

[Marco]

strap-on a nappy

[Puffin]

take a drive

[Marco]

soaking the seats

[Puffin]

drenched in nostalgia

[Marco]

reminiscing about badgers

[Puffin]

Badgers, not Beavers?

[Marco]

depends what party! :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Tory, Liberal. Labour?

[Marco]

Badger Botherers party

[Puffin]

I wouldn't bother

[Marco]

your sister for

[Acorn3a]

a cupla weeks

[Marco]

try Brenda instead

[Puffin]

I'm drinking soup

[Marco]

from a dustbin

[Puffin]

condensed vegetable with

[Marco]

rotting flesh fluid

[Puffin]

staple pikey fare

[Marco]

, jellified worm faeces

[Puffin]

will stain underpants

[Marco]

causing stubborn skidmarks

[Puffin]

wax the crack

[Marco]

talc the sack

[Puffin]

sauce the goose

[Marco]

poke the moose

[Mr. C]

with a 35-speed-reversible-and-hermit-doll-attachment

[Puffin]

Uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[Marco]

said Betty to

[Mr. C]

Reggie Perrine whilst.......

[Puffin]

wolfing down saveloys

[Marco]

and suckling a

[Puffin]

small burrowing animal

[Marco]

ingesting its innards

[Mr. C]

of a tasty

[Marco]

gooey, glutinous giblet

[Mr. C]

double slow roasted

[Marco]

in scented aspic

[Puffin]

Kidney's are devils

[Marco]

to hygienically incinerate

[Puffin]

don't bother with

[Marco]

this futile pedagogy

[Puffin]

laced with bitter-rhetoric