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Alex_UK
11-10-2009, 12:04
from the washing
Covenant
11-10-2009, 15:22
turned up again
DSJR
11-10-2009, 16:16
covered in slime
Marco
11-10-2009, 16:43
after someone had
Covenant
11-10-2009, 16:59
sneezed on them
Marco
11-10-2009, 17:32
depositing huge globules
Mr. C
12-10-2009, 09:30
of resin by-products
Marco
12-10-2009, 10:16
causing sticky residue
Alex_UK
12-10-2009, 10:23
try white spirit
Marco
12-10-2009, 10:36
to loosen the
Covenant
12-10-2009, 12:54
bowels and then
Marco
12-10-2009, 13:03
empty your load
Themis
12-10-2009, 15:51
on the balanced
Puffin
12-10-2009, 17:32
dichotomy of antithesis
Themis
12-10-2009, 17:37
as initially planned.
Covenant
12-10-2009, 18:41
Suddenly a big
Marco
12-10-2009, 19:09
, slightly flatulent bottom
Puffin
12-10-2009, 19:18
boomed backwards flipping
Jonboy
12-10-2009, 21:33
arse over tit
Covenant
12-10-2009, 21:39
into the arms
Alex_UK
12-10-2009, 22:41
of Peter Belt ;)
Marco
12-10-2009, 22:43
replete with excreta
Covenant
13-10-2009, 08:15
could've looked neater
Marco
13-10-2009, 10:33
tucking his winkle
Jonboy
13-10-2009, 17:12
into mash potato
Marco
13-10-2009, 17:21
'bangers' and mash?
Jonboy
13-10-2009, 17:27
with mustard and gravy
Alex_UK
13-10-2009, 17:35
meat and two-veg
Marco
13-10-2009, 17:46
{Alex said to his boyfriend}

"Showz yer chipolata!"

:lol: ;)
Alex_UK
13-10-2009, 18:21
[the boyfriend said back]

d'you want stuffing? :kiss:
Jonboy
13-10-2009, 18:23
Paxo the rooster-booster
Alex_UK
13-10-2009, 18:44
supercharges your cock!
Marco
13-10-2009, 18:47
turning it from
Alex_UK
13-10-2009, 18:50
a mild-mannered tweetie-pie
Marco
13-10-2009, 19:20
into-a-throbbing-purple-veined
Covenant
13-10-2009, 19:36
farm yard frightener
Marco
13-10-2009, 23:05
protuberant Donkey worrier
Mr. C
15-10-2009, 10:12
exciting his prey-with
Rare Bird
15-10-2009, 10:33
Tin Of Baked-Beanz :confused:
Marco
15-10-2009, 14:19
stuffed down his
Alex_UK
15-10-2009, 14:23
Tin Can Alley
Covenant
15-10-2009, 15:32
Where the ladies
Rare Bird
15-10-2009, 15:48
Like hanging about
Themis
15-10-2009, 18:14
talking about anything
Rare Bird
15-10-2009, 18:20
nothing at all
Marco
15-10-2009, 18:52
but comparing melons
Covenant
15-10-2009, 19:08
not to mention
Marco
15-10-2009, 19:17
their beaver 'trims'
Covenant
15-10-2009, 20:15
and battery devices
Marco
15-10-2009, 20:45
used and abused
Covenant
16-10-2009, 08:48
They compare size
Marco
16-10-2009, 09:44
and effective 'tip-mass'
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 09:48
& pressure Level
Marco
16-10-2009, 10:04
before simultaneously poking
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 10:26
Her's & Her's
Marco
16-10-2009, 10:28
dangling black puddings
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 10:42
At bursting point
Marco
16-10-2009, 10:49
she withdrew and
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 10:59
made cuppa tea
Marco
16-10-2009, 11:05
using the 'milk'
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 11:25
From Da Titty
Marco
16-10-2009, 12:15
of Walter Mitty
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 12:30
His Secret Life
Marco
16-10-2009, 12:52
his trouble 'n' strife
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 13:12
Wife for life
Marco
16-10-2009, 13:32
wielding a knife
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 14:59
Cut off Tails

No one else wants to play
Mr. C
16-10-2009, 18:36
singularly with out
Marco
16-10-2009, 19:08
neglecting any obvious
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 19:10
Er Artificial intelligence :confused:
Marco
16-10-2009, 19:42
amongst LP12 users
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 20:23
:doh:

Scotland The Brave
Marco
16-10-2009, 21:32
stole designs from
Rare Bird
16-10-2009, 22:04
Thorens & Ariston

:lolsign:
Alex_UK
16-10-2009, 22:08
on and on
Themis
16-10-2009, 22:12
for about thirteen
Joe
16-10-2009, 22:16
Time stepped Techies
Marco
16-10-2009, 22:28
which completely outperform
Joe
17-10-2009, 08:41
Souped up Garrards
Covenant
17-10-2009, 09:00
with rubber bands
Themis
17-10-2009, 09:29
and fancy wooden
Mr. C
17-10-2009, 09:30
gay dutch cloggs
Alex_UK
17-10-2009, 10:35
up your plughole
Joe
17-10-2009, 10:51
Down your street
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 11:35
Ahead Of Anyone
Joe
17-10-2009, 14:23
Behind the Times
Covenant
17-10-2009, 14:57
No matter how
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 16:06
hard u try
Covenant
17-10-2009, 16:46
some silly bugger
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 16:48
Black Holer Calcutter
Mr. C
17-10-2009, 17:59
deep crevasse cleansing
Joe
17-10-2009, 18:12
Large Altec Lansing
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 18:23
Very pissed orf
Joe
17-10-2009, 18:52
You bought Lyngdorf?
Marco
17-10-2009, 19:08
take it back
Joe
17-10-2009, 19:09
To t'Spanish shack
Themis
17-10-2009, 21:39
and get instead
Joe
17-10-2009, 21:43
'Right Said Fred'
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 21:47
Wilma (Pebble) Slaghoople Flintstone
Marco
17-10-2009, 22:13
took it up
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 22:24
The poop per
Marco
17-10-2009, 22:31
she was tight
Rare Bird
17-10-2009, 22:57
:eek: As they cum
Marco
18-10-2009, 07:55
and go like
Themis
18-10-2009, 09:47
two silly flies
Rare Bird
18-10-2009, 09:56
Sitting On'a Log
Covenant
18-10-2009, 10:11
One broke wind
Rare Bird
18-10-2009, 10:12
The other Died
Marco
19-10-2009, 21:42
after you farted
Jonboy
19-10-2009, 21:46
the dog keeled-over
Alex_UK
19-10-2009, 22:06
licking his own
Marco
19-10-2009, 23:10
sloppy chocolate slot
Rare Bird
19-10-2009, 23:25
Too small for
Alex_UK
19-10-2009, 23:34
a king-size Yorkie
Marco
20-10-2009, 06:20
but nevertheless it
Themis
20-10-2009, 12:00
never really fit
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 12:01
the bill anyway
Themis
20-10-2009, 12:02
whatever the other
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 12:06
Jokers may say
Marco
20-10-2009, 13:13
Betty's tits are
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 13:14
Nice & Firm
Marco
20-10-2009, 13:36
so I unfastened
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 14:45
& unleashed my
snapper
20-10-2009, 15:12
prog rock collection
Themis
20-10-2009, 15:15
wrapped with my
Marco
20-10-2009, 15:22
finest silk sheathing
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 15:52
Used for safety
Covenant
20-10-2009, 17:48
inserting well lubricated
Marco
20-10-2009, 18:01
inside Betty's warm
Themis
20-10-2009, 18:33
and comfortably soft
Marco
20-10-2009, 19:14
moist salmon slot
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 21:28
Spare to do
Marco
20-10-2009, 21:52
boil a coo!
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 22:26
Smells like Poo!
Marco
20-10-2009, 22:37
inside a zoo!
Rare Bird
20-10-2009, 23:27
Where lions roam.
Marco
21-10-2009, 08:46
eating dead zookeepers...
Covenant
21-10-2009, 09:08
Urinating on bunnies
Marco
21-10-2009, 09:16
whilst sniggering quietly
snapper
21-10-2009, 10:32
at Soundhasprioritys posts
Rare Bird
21-10-2009, 11:25
Who's clearly er'psycho
Jonboy
21-10-2009, 15:27
and an interbred
Rare Bird
21-10-2009, 19:00
Bull shit er

:lol:
Marco
21-10-2009, 19:24
who finger-f*cks wombats
Rare Bird
21-10-2009, 19:28
With big ears
Marco
21-10-2009, 19:44
and a hangover
Mr. C
21-10-2009, 20:11
cured via hair-of-the-dog
DSJR
21-10-2009, 21:26
and linear-phase filters.....
Themis
22-10-2009, 10:05
of some passive
Marco
22-10-2009, 11:32
smoker who doesn't
Rare Bird
22-10-2009, 11:53
Give a toss
Covenant
22-10-2009, 13:53
to any Tom
Rare Bird
22-10-2009, 14:00
Dick or Harry
Alex_UK
22-10-2009, 14:22
with his Magnum
Rare Bird
22-10-2009, 14:33
Cumon punk make
Alex_UK
22-10-2009, 14:38
me a cappuccino
snapper
22-10-2009, 14:44
no sugar,thanks
Themis
22-10-2009, 14:45
. Just don't forget
Covenant
22-10-2009, 15:54
every dog has
Marco
22-10-2009, 16:01
his own chat-show
Steve Toy
22-10-2009, 16:03
or anything WAF
Marco
22-10-2009, 16:46
only for wimps
Rare Bird
22-10-2009, 17:07
With Nobbly Knees
Marco
22-10-2009, 18:28
specs, greasy hair
Joe
22-10-2009, 18:57
Sci Fi Fanboi
Marco
22-10-2009, 19:05
hoovering up houses
Joe
22-10-2009, 19:06
Doing the Shake'nVac
Marco
22-10-2009, 19:07
putting the freshness
Joe
22-10-2009, 19:08
back to black
Jonboy
22-10-2009, 19:12
with Amy Winehouse
Joe
22-10-2009, 19:16
In High Barnet
Marco
22-10-2009, 19:23
I'd bang her!
Joe
22-10-2009, 19:26
double bag job!
Marco
22-10-2009, 19:43
unnecessary-if-you-fire-it-up-her-rear
Joe
22-10-2009, 19:44
double condom job!
Marco
22-10-2009, 19:57
tweezers, red-hot poker...
Rare Bird
22-10-2009, 22:43
Bend over please
Alex_UK
22-10-2009, 23:09
lift and separate
Marco
23-10-2009, 02:38
before drilling your
Themis
23-10-2009, 08:12
delicate eardrums with
Marco
23-10-2009, 08:46
some frozen cruditées
Rare Bird
23-10-2009, 10:16
To stuff your
Marco
23-10-2009, 10:20
leather shorts, then
Rare Bird
23-10-2009, 10:39
out it pop's
Marco
23-10-2009, 10:53
glistening and fragrant
Rare Bird
23-10-2009, 10:57
Ready for action
Marco
23-10-2009, 12:22
she however declined
Alex_UK
23-10-2009, 15:03
preferring a chocolate
Marco
23-10-2009, 15:43
inserted up her
Rare Bird
23-10-2009, 20:17
Brown shit box
Marco
23-10-2009, 23:10
Galaxy or Cadbury?
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 10:12
bakers of fine
Marco
24-10-2009, 10:35
hash cakes to
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 10:42
get stoned on
Marco
24-10-2009, 10:45
whilst listening to
Joe
24-10-2009, 10:47
The Grateful Dead
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 10:52
in the water
Joe
24-10-2009, 10:54
Smoke on Water?
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 10:57
fire in the
Covenant
24-10-2009, 13:30
ringpiece caused by
Joe
24-10-2009, 14:16
sitting on valves
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 17:07
Glowing all loverly
Joe
24-10-2009, 19:29
nice deep soundstage
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 19:46
only created by
Joe
24-10-2009, 19:47
cream on paperclips
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 19:52
holding paper together
Joe
24-10-2009, 19:53
folded at corners
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 20:05
Like Dog Ears
Marco
24-10-2009, 23:22
floppy 'n' flacid like
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 23:27
Electro synth pop
Marco
24-10-2009, 23:55
only for pooftas
Rare Bird
24-10-2009, 23:56
With Digital Sequencers
Themis
25-10-2009, 06:42
replacing Wakeman's moog
Rare Bird
25-10-2009, 11:53
replace Wakeman instead
Marco
25-10-2009, 12:11
with a puppet
Themis
25-10-2009, 15:39
of a German
Rare Bird
25-10-2009, 17:48
Fat Beer Drinker
Rare Bird
25-10-2009, 17:50
More than three:

The wife is stripped off & i'm off


Cont:

Fat Beer Drinker
Covenant
25-10-2009, 19:21
in a lederhosen
Marco
25-10-2009, 19:33
'lederhosen' is plural ;)
Covenant
25-10-2009, 20:47
You would know!
Marco
25-10-2009, 20:58
wearing them now! :lol:
Alex_UK
25-10-2009, 22:14
with frilly panties
Marco
25-10-2009, 22:26
and a grin
Alex_UK
25-10-2009, 22:31
is it cheesy?
Marco
26-10-2009, 00:27
like my knob :eyebrows:
Rare Bird
26-10-2009, 09:30
Dirty Old Man
Covenant
26-10-2009, 09:33
a pendulous bratwurst
Rare Bird
26-10-2009, 11:36
Sausages yum yum
Marco
26-10-2009, 11:49
savour the meatiness
Rare Bird
26-10-2009, 12:06
& don't forget
Covenant
26-10-2009, 12:40
zip up after
Rare Bird
26-10-2009, 13:46
You have finished
Marco
26-10-2009, 13:55
shaking the dewdrops
Themis
26-10-2009, 14:25
from your colorful
Marco
26-10-2009, 14:52
moist swollen peashooter
Rare Bird
27-10-2009, 14:06
So swollen that
Marco
27-10-2009, 14:24
a johnny wouldn't
Rare Bird
27-10-2009, 17:17
fit the blighter
Marco
27-10-2009, 17:32
so I improvised
Themis
27-10-2009, 17:56
a double somersault
Rare Bird
27-10-2009, 17:58
While on the
Marco
27-10-2009, 18:18
edge of ejaculation
Rare Bird
27-10-2009, 18:24
Ready to burst
Themis
27-10-2009, 18:27
into a warm
Marco
27-10-2009, 19:45
gaping placenta pie
Covenant
27-10-2009, 20:38
and got arrested
Marco
27-10-2009, 20:58
for interfering with
DSJR
27-10-2009, 21:01
her bare necessities
Alex_UK
27-10-2009, 21:31
the simple bare