Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Puffin]

Mrs Badcrumbles arthritis

[Covenant]

and her piles

[Puffin]

of forbidden fruit

[Covenant]

bats hanging from

[DSJR]

her enlarged piles

[Covenant]

which didn't help

[Puffin]

anyone standing nearby

[Covenant]

said the policeman

[Puffin]

in tit helmet

[DSJR]

was standing on

[Mr. C]

a rotating drum

[Covenant]

of chocolate eclairs

[Mr. C]

dipped in double-cream

[Covenant]

Mopping his brow

[Puffin]

munching on chow

[Covenant]

notebook ready he

[Marco]

wiped his arse

[Covenant]

on a bunny

[Puffin]

a euphemism for

[Mr. C]

straining gooseberry-pulp through

[Covenant]

a ladies stocking

[Puffin]

crotchless, but very

[Marco]

humid, causing a

[Covenant]

build up of

[DSJR]

moist and smelly

[Covenant]

nether region gases

[anthonyTD]

ready to escape...

[Alex_UK]

which will catalyse

[Puffin]

and galvanise the-most

[Mr. C]

down-trodden lava beetle

[Covenant]

licking his pencil

[Marco]

whilst reciting poetry

[Puffin]

burnt his rump

[DSJR]

and it was

[Puffin]

on the menu

[Covenant]

of the restaurant

[DSJR]

at-the end-of the-universe

[Puffin]

where Brains faggots

[Covenant]

and mashed potato

[Puffin]

for old people

[Alex_UK]

through a straw

[Marco]

I smell wee-wee

[Covenant]

and Cliff Richard

[Puffin]

with devil women

[Alex_UK]

and evil on

[Marco]

when gobbling your

[Mr. C]

not so discrete

[Marco]

throbbing protuberant appendage

[DSJR]

while doing the

[Puffin]

hand shandy shuffle

[Covenant]

in front of

[Puffin]

bemused free loving

[Covenant]

incontinent elderly residents

[Jonboy]

of Buckingham Palace

[Puffin]

more Gin Mrs-Sachs-Coburg

[Covenant]

Phillip you musn't...

[Puffin]

feed Gorilla Parka-Moles

[Covenant]

the corgi's biscuits

[Puffin]

they're Charles favourite

[Covenant]

He dunks them

[Puffin]

and talks to-them

[Jonboy]

along-with Clint Eastwood

[Alex_UK]

right turn Clyde

[Puffin]

did I fire-six

[Alex_UK]

could blow your

[Covenant]

ass off you

[Marco]

Make my day

[DSJR]

said Brian May

[Marco]

bad hair day

[DSJR]

use some brylcreem

[Covenant]

on your bottom

[Marco]

to prevent chaffing

[Covenant]

and make it shiny

[DSJR]

with less friction

[Covenant]

when tobogganing down

[Marco]

Angela's slippery slope

[Puffin]

scorching causes ashes

[Marco]

only removable by

[Puffin]

deep deep brushing

[Marco]

with a scaplel

[Alex_UK]

or VPI Machine

[Marco]

Visible Panty Incident

[Mr. C]

showing-its ugly-head in-public

[Marco]

overlapping Matalan joggers

[Covenant]

marinating their thongs

[Puffin]

piercings go wrong

[Marco]

when using nails

[Joe]

Straight down blackboards

[Covenant]

for juvenile enjoyment

[Marco]

Light your farts!

[Joe]

Practice martial arts!

[Covenant]

squeeze young tarts

[Marco]

until they 'pop'

[Puffin]

ya cherry gyal

[Marco]

hymens giving way

[Puffin]

with consumate ease.

[Marco]

when ramming home

[Covenant]

the importance of

[Puffin]

good manners, they

[Mr. C]

paramount to society

[Marco]

otherwise people become

[Covenant]

horrid and rude

[Puffin]

and frequent forums

[Mr. C]

using-their-Jupiter-sized-ego's to-spout utter tosh

[Covenant]

holistic cable utterances?

[Mr. C]

for those with.....

[Marco]

cognitive dissonance issues

[Covenant]

who need an

[Marco]

effective coping mechanism

[Mr. C]

due to various

[Marco]

conflicts of 'logic'

[Covenant]

and a shag

[Marco]

of the local

[Acorn3a]

village slut bag

[Marco]

who does 'extras'

[Mr. C]

with marmite & swarfega

[Covenant]

but doesn't kiss

[Marco]

your cheesy wotsit

[Covenant]

until she's drunk

[Marco]

, missing the target

[Puffin]

slippage is essential

[Jonboy]

when entering the

[Puffin]

spasm chasm unaided

[Covenant]

avoid trap two

[Puffin]

or a pony

[Jonboy]

Ferrets are worse

[Marco]

for giving rashes

[Puffin]

highly ironic acid

[Mr. C]

lovingly spread sideways

[DSJR]

all over the

[Marco]

stagnent fish mittens

[Covenant]

encased in lycra

[Marco]

marinating nicely in

[Mr. C]

stagnant dog do-do

[Covenant]

from white poodles

[Marco]

encased in aspic

[Mr. C]

ala Damian Hurst

[Covenant]

gone for a burst

[Mr. C]

cashe of insane

[Puffin]

moirder, sheer moirder

[Mr. C]

bereft of emotion

[Marco]

he stabbed her

[Puffin]

wonderfully awful oxymoron

[Marco]

Pork sword poke?

[DSJR]

you're too clever

[Jonboy]

for a numpty

[Marco]

with two huge

[Covenant]

and hairy dangleberries

[Marco]

swinging magestically from

[Covenant]

a flabby posterior

[DSJR]

which was hanging

[Marco]

like-a-sack-of-spuds

[DSJR]

in-need of mashing

[Alex_UK]

with a knob

[DSJR]

of smooth greasy...

[Jonboy]

chilled goose fat

[Beechwoods]

lovely with marmite

[Marco]

if yer Brummie :eyebrows:

[Mr. C]

who's accent is.......

[Marco]

a little gay

[Covenant]

for a docker

[Marco]

fond of a

[Puffin]

Meeting of Fockers

[Marco]

fondle some knockers

[Alex_UK]

then I'll de-frock'er

[Puffin]

and open her-lady-locker

[Marco]

and-fill-her-chocca

[Puffin]

Now where was-I?

[Covenant]

Bent over backwards

[DSJR]

filling her chocker

[Marco]

nearly broke her

[Puffin]

playing strip poker

[Covenant]

tried gin rummy

[Joe]

Rubbing your tummy

[Puffin]

don't touch below

[Alex_UK]

higher or lower

[Puffin]

for a Brucie-Bonus

[Covenant]

you dirty bugger

[Marco]

just mug her

[Puffin]

no domestic parlance-please

[Covenant]

We are flummoxed

[Marco]

as to how

[Covenant]

we got to

[Marco]

Upper-Pomplington without a

[Covenant]

rotary nipple stimulator

[Puffin]

and sensible shoes

[Marco]

5-inch-heel strappy sandals

[Mr. C]

with-snooze-inducing £65K nordic-speakers

[Puffin]

totally incoherent, what?

[Marco]

WHAT?? I'm deaf!

[Covenant]

Who said that?

[Puffin]

Doris deaf-aid

[Marco]

gives-awesome-tit-wanks-to

[Puffin]

aging "soap" stars

[Covenant]

for their autograph

[Marco]

and soiled underwear

[Covenant]

which she framed

[Marco]

as a trophy

[Covenant]

The neighbours objected

[Marco]

to the sight

[Covenant]

of Len Fairclough's thong

[Marco]

displaying crusty skidmarks

[anthonyTD]

and biscuits with...

[Puffin]

Tiffany, RICKAAAYYYY you

[Covenant]

She didn't care

[Marco]

I wore her

[Covenant]

fur coat frequently

[Marco]

whilst pirouetting merrily

[Jonboy]

in a pink-Tutu

[Alex_UK]

and a sequined

[Marco]

blouse to-The-Pet-Shop-Boys

[Alex_UK]

West End Girls

[Marco]

East-End Boys

[Covenant]

all the same

[Marco]

under their petticoats

[Covenant]

No peeking now!

[Jonboy]

flash-us your gash

[Marco]

bypass the rash

[Mr. C]

Caused-by-absolutely-shoddy signal-transfer-devices constructed-in-vermin-invested-enviroment

[anthonyTD]

with three legs...

[Marco]

, the middle one

[Covenant]

was rather pendulous

[Marco]

and disturbingly protuberant

[Alex_UK]

pointing oddly towards

[Puffin]

fanny by gaslight

[Marco]

flashing her muff

[Covenant]

at passing motorists

[Marco]

, spraying dandruff everywhere

[Alex_UK]

head and shoulders

[Puffin]

submerged in deep

[Marco]

sandcastles of flaky

[Puffin]

bakey cakey ness

[Alex_UK]

lashings of ginger-beer

[Marco]

oodles of placenta

[Covenant]

It caused a riot

[Marco]

as everyone wanted

[Mr. C]

by-spouting-overly-mechanical-souding-dsp-compensated-geeko-drivel to the-masses

[Marco]

so Charlie said

[Jonboy]

Always tell-your mummy

[Puffin]

she's a scrubber

[Marco]

because otherwise, daddy

[Puffin]

takes it up-the-rear

[Jonboy]

Exit stair case

[Marco]

enter head case

[Covenant]

with physcotic tendancies

[Marco]

ready to mutilate

[Puffin]

renovate, exfoliate, annihilate

[Marco]

and later, copulate

[Covenant]

and then dismember

[Marco]

prior to barbecuing