Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Filterlab]

the veiny bangstick

[Marco]

causing dangerous liaisons

[Filterlab]

with Glenn Close

[Marco]

he so gross

[Puffin]

vile lady-boy

[Marco]

and wears pleated

[Acorn3a]

little mini skirts

[Marco]

flashing 'her' white

[Acorn3a]

soft silk panties:eek:

[Marco]

revealing stains on

[Acorn3a]

her fluffy pussy

[Puffin]

Meeooww, it said

[Marco]

and 'smiled' perversely

[Acorn3a]

licking its lips

[Marco]

the fishy aroma

[Acorn3a]

the stray hair

[Marco]

tickling my nostrils

[Acorn3a]

making me sneeze

[Marco]

then the dandruff

[Acorn3a]

covering her knees

[Marco]

blew all over

[anthonyTD]

my new settee...

[Marco]

she quickly readjusted

[Acorn3a]

found a flea

[Puffin]

took a pee

[anthonyTD]

in the teapot...

[Marco]

caressed its spout

[Puffin]

pee came out

[Marco]

she drank it

[Puffin]

her breasts transformed

[Acorn3a]

her pussy adorned

[Marco]

with milky foam

[Acorn3a]

excreted from a gnome

[snapper]

named Grimble Grumble

[Marco]

Whowaz fondofa fumble

[Acorn3a]

her legs akimbo

[Marco]

what a bimbo

[Acorn3a]

juices flowing nicely

[Marco]

You're sucha perv! :lolsign:

[Puffin]

Surf and Turf

[Marco]

buff the muff

[Acorn3a]

its bloody rough

[Marco]

up the duff

[Acorn3a]

she's pregnant now

[Acorn3a]

the dirty cow

[Marco]

's done it now

[Acorn3a]

time for chow

[Marco]

and a row

[Acorn3a]

eating a sow

[Marco]

wiping her brow

[Acorn3a]

gotta go now

[Marco]

visit Billy Gow

[Acorn3a]

visiting fat cow

[Marco]

from north-of Slough

[Acorn3a]

if she'll allow

[Mike]

you to go

[Acorn3a]

with the flow

[Marco]

Gizza nice blow

[Acorn3a]

certainly for marco :eyebrows:

[Marco]

you're so considerate (dahling ;))

[Acorn3a]

a fresh start

[Filterlab]

and a new

[Acorn3a]

rasping loud fart

[Filterlab]

the level of

[Marco]

stench totally unequalled

[Acorn3a]

people passing out

[Marco]

then being photographed

[Mr. C]

with a rancid-manifrestation

[anthonyTD]

leading to infestation...

[Marco]

of the chuckies

[Acorn3a]

laying their eggs

[Marco]

inside your bo'hair

[Acorn3a]

and your mohair

[Marco]

Larvae multiplying hourly

[Acorn3a]

undergoing metamorphosis daily

[Marco]

becoming brain-dead mutants

[Acorn3a]

the living dead

[Marco]

wandering the streets...

[Filterlab]

like broken badgers

[Marco]

in search of

[Filterlab]

those naughty foxes

[Acorn3a]

bothering the chickens

[Marco]

in-a sexual way

[Acorn3a]

chasing the cock

[Filterlab]

like drunk whores

[Marco]

legs cast asunder

[Filterlab]

soles in wingmirrors

[Marco]

moistness on chins

[Filterlab]

lubricants on gearsticks

[Acorn3a]

vaseline up bums

[Filterlab]

crack in pipes

[Marco]

skidmarks on seats

[Acorn3a]

listening to neats

[Marco]

doin' da beats

[Acorn3a]

tappin ya feets

[Filterlab]

peeling your beets

[Acorn3a]

sucking her teats

[Marco]

while she greets

[note: "greet" means 'cry' in Scottish vernacular] ;)

[Acorn3a]

Thesaurus: greet

verb

1. To address in a friendly and respectful way: hail2, salute, welcome. See greeting.
2. To approach for the purpose of speech: accost, hail2, salute. See approach/retreat, greeting, seek/avoid.
3. To present with a specified reaction: meet1, react, respond. See feelings, greeting.

Sorry Marco but we must have proof of this.:confused:

[Marco]

Ask Snapper or any other dude fae Glesga! :lolsign:

This sort of thing would be heard regularly in tenement flats in Glasgow:

"Yer weans are greetin' again, Senga - whit an awfy racket they're makin; ma man canny concentrate to [fraudulently] fill oot his invalidity benefit form".

Marco.

[snapper]

Thesaurus: greet

verb

1. To address in a friendly and respectful way: hail2, salute, welcome. See greeting.
2. To approach for the purpose of speech: accost, hail2, salute. See approach/retreat, greeting, seek/avoid.
3. To present with a specified reaction: meet1, react, respond. See feelings, greeting.

Sorry Marco but we must have proof of this.:confused:



Stoapyer greetin' 'njust get oan wi' it.























:lolsign:

[Filterlab]

Thesaurus: greet

verb

1. To address in a friendly and respectful way: hail2, salute, welcome. See greeting.
2. To approach for the purpose of speech: accost, hail2, salute. See approach/retreat, greeting, seek/avoid.
3. To present with a specified reaction: meet1, react, respond. See feelings, greeting.

Sorry Marco but we must have proof of this.:confused:

Here's your proof:

Literal Barrage (http://literalbarrage.org/blog/archives/2005/02/03/your-scottish-slang-word-o-the-day-greet/)

[Marco]

LOL. My proof is simply listening to people every time I go up to Glasgow!

Anyway, where were we... :)

Marco.

[Filterlab]

listening to you

[Marco]

podger [there's another top bit of Glasgow slang ;)] badger's botties

[Note to Snapper: hey, we could bump oor gums an nae stoater wid huv a scoobie]

[snapper]

[Note to Snapper: hey, we could bump oor gums an nae stoater wid huv a scoobie]


S'naw ferr tho isit but,no.

[Filterlab]

Nutters.

[Marco]

the Englishman said

[Filterlab]

to the mad

[Marco]

Scottish caber-tossing numptie

[Acorn3a]

stop ya greets :)

[Marco]

and ya bleats

[Acorn3a]

I'm reading Keats

[Marco]

and eating sweets

[Acorn3a]

done many feats

[Marco]

in the streets

[Puffin]

cracking the sheets

[Acorn3a]

putting in pleats

[Marco]

eating various meats

[Acorn3a]

while it sleets

[Marco]

as she meets

[Acorn3a]

loads of cheats

[Marco]

and more repeats

[Acorn3a]

with no defeats

[Marco]

as she completes

[Puffin]

Sheep that bleat

[Marco]

get shot immediately

[Puffin]

Tequilas Beguiling, when

[Marco]

she's lying horizontal

[Acorn3a]

on the bed

[Marco]

with Father Ted

[Acorn3a]

mrs doyle instead

[Marco]

not long dead

[Mr. C]

Necrophilia to go!

[Acorn3a]

dead cold though

[Marco]

was her blow

[Acorn3a]

she's dead slow

[Marco]

'on the go'

[Acorn3a]

the randy ho

[Marco]

likes it mo(re)

[Acorn3a]

yeh i know

[Marco]

she likes-da flow

[anthonyTD]

into the poe...

[Acorn3a]

crouching very low

[Puffin]

Legs Akim Bo....

[Acorn3a]

wet her toe

[Puffin]

Suck Da Bunnion

[Marco]

Savour the Gorgonzola

[Mr. C]

pan fried with

[Filterlab]

fresh rosemary badger

[Puffin]

Badgers love cornflakes

[Filterlab]

just like Rosemary

[Acorn3a]

dont forget thyme

[Marco]

make her whine!

[Mike]

break her spine

[Marco]

no wine-and-dine

[Acorn3a]

she looks fine

[Marco]

covered in brine

[Puffin]

Beans on Toast

[Marco]

she loves most

[Acorn3a]

not a roast?

[Mr. C]

but a sickly

[Marco]

prickly protruding stiffness

[Acorn3a]

a desert cactus

[Puffin]

a giant amongst

[Marco]

horny phallic cacti

[Acorn3a]

a large prick

[Marco]

making her sick

[Puffin]

Syringing gut-churningly Putrid

[Marco]

causing violent convulsions

[Puffin]

and cabbage collisions

[Marco]

then botty burps

[Acorn3a]

wipe with turps

[Marco]

before she slurps

[Mr. C]

those overly addictive

[Marco]

pizza eating horses

[Acorn3a]

farts around racecourses

[Marco]

taking 'up-skirt' photos

[Acorn3a]

bum cheek glows

[Marco]

as you spank

[Acorn3a]

then you w**k

[Marco]

instead of thank

[Acorn3a]

it really stank

[Marco]

that ham-shank

[Acorn3a]

was very rank

[Marco]

whilst it sank

[Puffin]

Lower than Low:(

[Marco]

she's so tickly!

[Acorn3a]

and very sickly

[Puffin]

get bucket quickly

[Marco]

for diced carrots

[Puffin]

and poached parrots

[Acorn3a]

or roast farrots :-)..................................http://thelongestlistofthelongeststuffatthelongestdomainn ameatlonglast.com/animals2.html

[Marco]

lightly-steamed marinated beaver

[Acorn3a]

what an achiever

[Puffin]

E'es Ebeneezer Goode

[Acorn3a]

cooks great food

[anthonyTD]

whilst being rude...

[Marco]

in the nude

[Acorn3a]

thats very lewd

[Marco]

her fanny 'hood' :eyebrows:

[Acorn3a]

it was good

[Marco]

those frothy crevices...

[Puffin]

Spam is Pink

[Marco]

just like flaps

[Puffin]

cats love flaps

[Acorn3a]

so do pilots

[Marco]

I like Violet's

[Puffin]

Lip Up Fatty

[Acorn3a]

song is batty

[Marco]

panties all tatty

[Puffin]

lips all chatty

[Mr. C]

moist as-a natty

[Acorn3a]

she's so catty

[Marco]

She meows when

[Puffin]

Jockey Wilson Says

[Marco]

bend over and

[Acorn3a]

hit the bull

[Marco]

and watch-it-bleed

[Acorn3a]

causing a stampede

[Marco]

for your seed

[Acorn3a]

pregnancy is guaranteed

[snapper]

if penetrated thoroughly

[Marco]

ball-deep and emptied

[Acorn3a]

she's dropped dead

[snapper]

next to Fred

[Marco]

whose arse is

[snapper]

red raw and

[Marco]

abused from chocolate-stabbing

[Puffin]

Suchard and swallow

[Acorn3a]

think i'll follow

[snapper]

but not through

[Marco]

to the zoo

[Acorn3a]

smells of poo

[Marco]

something's 'followed through'

[snapper]

oh,not again!

[Marco]

Where's me nappy!

[snapper]

Beside yer dummy.

[Marco]

next-to-inflatable 'mummy'

[Acorn3a]

she's very yummy

[Marco]

sucking her dummy

[Acorn3a]

she's very chummy

[Marco]

a yummy mummy

[Acorn3a]

she plays rummy

[Marco]

and-takes-it up

[snapper]

to another level

[Marco]

interfering with weevils

[Prince of Darkness]

and Evel Knievel

[Acorn3a]

what an upheaval

[Marco]

she was prime-evil