Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[audio39]

asked Uncle Pervey

[Thing Fish]

With a grin

[Marco]

as he unzipped

[Alex_UK]

the tent door

[Marco]

where Daphne was

[Puffin]

watering the grass

[audio39]

with palpitating piss-flaps

[Puffin]

trimming her Clematis

[Thing Fish]

with bolt croppers

[audio39]

and a propane torch :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

local reporters said

[Thing Fish]

with a wry grin

[Jonboy]

you can't count

[Thing Fish]

on blind nuns

[Puffin]

because custard is-green

[Jonboy]

so are cucumbers

[Thing Fish]

the Devils work

[Reid Malenfant]

is never done

[Marco]

Beware the cyclops

[Thing Fish]

for he never

[Alex_UK]

went to Specsavers

[Marco]

but instead raided

[Alex_UK]

the local Co-Op

[Jonboy]

for bulk anusol

[Marco]

rubbing it into

[Thing Fish]

their weeping eyes

[Marco]

cold and emotionless

[Jonboy]

just like granny

[Marco]

before she invaded

[Jonboy]

Grandpas-secret collection of

[Marco]

lady-boy Christmas annuals

[audio39]

sporting naked photo's

[Jonboy]

each to their-own

[MG1]

when they need

[Puffin]

hand relief, Doris

[Rare Bird]

such a kind

[Marco]

gesture to rub

[Rare Bird]

his banjo string

[Marco]

Many-a-good-tune

[Rare Bird]

has been played

[Marco]

on an old

[Puffin]

Amstrad shit box

[Rare Bird]

O the joys

[Marco]

of sniffing some

[Rare Bird]

Eau de gusset :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

blue never lies

[Rare Bird]

funky pH indicator

[Beechwoods]

buns in oven

[Rare Bird]

choose the safest-policy

[MG1]

when all else

[Beechwoods]

fails your britches

[Puffin]

breach common decency

[Thing Fish]

and scream yo-deelay

[MG1]

de-laaaay he ho

[Thing Fish]

with a spanner

[audio39]

wrench for twisting

[Marco]

the knife deep

[Thing Fish]

a squirrels nuts

[Marco]

aren't terribly nutty

[s70rmp]

love bank holidays

[Thing Fish]

Working double time

[Puffin]

pumping the prime

[Alex_UK]

rib of beef

[Puffin]

purple end first

[audio39]

yeast-infected end last

[Marco]

anyone-for-an-egg?

[audio39]

or perhaps fish?

[MG1]

to go with

[Marco]

the secreted placenta

[Alex_UK]

or placated secretions

[Marco]

It's all delicious

[Alex_UK]

if you swallow

[Marco]

the effluent mixture

[Alex_UK]

more fool you

[audio39]

but few fool

[Marco]

would complain if

[Rare Bird]

it caused your

[Marco]

balls to drop

[audio39]

and weiner burn

[Marco]

massaged better by

[audio39]

warm sausage gravy

[Thing Fish]

and blue cheese

[audio39]

between firm breasts

[Marco]

creating a 'pizza'

[Thing Fish]

that justifies the

[Alex_UK]

trip to B&Q

[Marco]

for a flange-gripper

[Rare Bird]

& bycicle-repair kit

[Marco]

to-fix-ya-blow-up-doll :eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

which accidently got

[Alex_UK]

nailed into oblivion

[Marco]

during some horizontal-jogging

[Rare Bird]

which resulted in

[Alex_UK]

badly adjusted bearings

[Marco]

near-the rear-thrust-manifold

[Puffin]

injecting thrutch swarf

[Marco]

opposite the ventricle

[Puffin]

near Pizza Hut

[Alex_UK]

where stuffed crusts

[Marco]

meet stuffed shirts

[Tim]

with man boobs

[audio39]

and beer bellies

[Puffin]

Bike Park At-Rear

[audio39]

not in the rear

[Alex_UK]

that's for poker

[audio39]

and it stinks

[Thing Fish]

like an anus

[audio39]

to be sure

[Puffin]

she's a whore

[Marco]

who wants more

[Alex_UK]

than fifty quid

[Marco]

for kinky role-play

[Puffin]

cocks and locks

[audio39]

shits n' giggles

[Puffin]

muff and dandruff

[Marco]

fanny-batter and smegma

[Puffin]

mens true rations (think about it!)

[Alex_UK]

rag week again

[Marco]

fire-it-in-regardless! :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

red or dead!

[Marco]

A raspberry dip?

[Alex_UK]

and double cream

[Puffin]

Licky Licky Likey

[audio39]

the frosting from

[Puffin]

frosty the sexless

[jantheman]

incontinent garden gnome

[audio39]

whose permanent erection

[Puffin]

inseminated and pleased

[audio39]

the lawn furniture

[Puffin]

where there's muck

[audio39]

there's wicked fire

[Marco]

due to farting

[Rare Bird]

which could cause

[Thing Fish]

blood to flow

[Puffin]

testes to glow

[Marco]

gas to blow!

[Puffin]

over at the-pub

[Rare Bird]

where you'll find

[Puffin]

Billy Shit-Faced

[Rare Bird]

with his kecks

[Marco]

soaked in piss

[Puffin]

bladdered by name

[Alex_UK]

pisshead by nature

[Marco]

luckily, his nappy

[Rare Bird]

saved the day

[Jonboy]

nice warm feeling

[Rare Bird]

in your pocket

[Marco]

as the pee-wee

[Rare Bird]

wriggles in hand

[Marco]

, you sniff it

[Puffin]

shake the snake

[Alex_UK]

which squirts venom

[Marco]

into the mouths

[Puffin]

and down sarf

[Marco]

where it's hairy

[Alex_UK]

that isn't antique :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

hark at her

[Marco]

showing her minge

[Alex_UK]

and chocolate starfish

[Jonboy]

do not drink

[Puffin]

the furry cup

[Marco]

as the dandruff

[Puffin]

betrays all evil

[Rare Bird]

as so does

[Thing Fish]

The blind chuffer

[Puffin]

gives good head

[Thing Fish]

to passing monks

[Marco]

collecting some conkers

[Puffin]

piss brain bonkers

[Marco]

over the plonkers

[Puffin]

who eat saveloys

[Alex_UK]

smothered in mayo

[Marco]

being rather gay-o

[audio39]

cuz it's not mayo

[Alex_UK]

its seafood sauce

[audio39]

dripping from her

[Puffin]

piss soaked handbag

[Marco]

into her insect-infested

[Alex_UK]

beehive hair do

[Puffin]

and bushy beard

[Marco]

replete with funghi

[Puffin]

drink it in

[Jonboy]

around the rim

[Marco]

of her quim

[Puffin]

Dr Quim Medicine

[Marco]

he specialises in

[Alex_UK]

eating out when

[Marco]

the au-pair sits on

[Alex_UK]

his face, wriggling

[Reid Malenfant]

left-right & centre

[Puffin]

whoops, wrong hole!

[Marco]

never mind, let's

[Puffin]

Nuke the Bastards!

[audio39]

with a wad

[Marco]

of cotton wool

[Alex_UK]

soaked in TCP

[Puffin]

Sunny D to

[Marco]

release the wee

[audio39]

fragrant fudgy fart

[Marco]

like stagnant sewage

[Reid Malenfant]

in a cess-pit

[Marco]

like pungent saddle-bags

[Puffin]

or love handles

[Alex_UK]

for rack mounting

[audio39]

the fat ass

[Marco]

15"-woofers rocked da

[Reid Malenfant]

house about bigstyle 4518

[audio39]

frizzy long hair

[Marco]

framed her fanny

[Puffin]

killed her nanny

[Marco]

It was Danny!

[Thing Fish]

That done her

[Alex_UK]

in the back-passage

[Marco]

ramming it home

[Reid Malenfant]

good & proper

[Thing Fish]

in the drawing room

[Marco]

whilst Bobby rubbed

[Thing Fish]

His distended dripping

[audio39]

prolapsed swollen hemorrhoid

[Thing Fish]

that he named

[Marco]

Sammy sloppy puss

[audio39]

while it bled

[Puffin]

lives were lost

[Marco]

saving the wallabies

[Puffin]

from the gobblerdictum

[audio39]

and his big

[Puffin]

well.....err....Gobbler?

[audio39]

that was full

[Puffin]

but strangely empty

[audio39]

a two stroke

[Puffin]

one trick pony

[Marco]

loved by ladyboys

[Thing Fish]

whatever the creed

[Rare Bird]

& pigeon fanciers

[Jonboy]

ay up lad

[Thing Fish]

with legs akimbo

[audio39]

said the Nancy

[Alex_UK]

impersonator to Sid

[Puffin]

Spungeon Bob Square

[Jonboy]

and patrick starfish

[Puffin]

spewed his ring

[Thing Fish]

over the butcher

[Alex_UK]

who was stuffing

[Rare Bird]

his pillow case

[Marco]

with his pork-sword

[audio39]

that went soft

[Thing Fish]

and caught fire

[Puffin]

liar, liar Tony

[Marco]

that skid-mark on

[Jonboy]

aunt mable's gusset