Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Alex_UK]

get-busy with-the fizzy

[Rare Bird]

Soad a steam

[Puffin]

Toad or Bream?

[Rare Bird]

Trout & Stout

[Reid Malenfant]

out & about

[Marco]

ready to clout

[Jonboy]

short and stout

[Rare Bird]

knock one out

[Puffin]

give it hell

[Marco]

a morning 'shuffle'

[Wilbur]

Ring the bell

[Marco]

release the smell

[Jonboy]

Fcuk in hell

[Reid Malenfant]

what a gal

[Marco]

she gives great

[Puffin]

discount on Monday

[Marco]

where 'extras' are

[Rare Bird]

free of course

[Marco]

except 'golden showers'

[Rare Bird]

warm & salty

[Marco]

filthy and frothy

[Rare Bird]

stinging mi eyes

[Marco]

WTF-has-she-been-drinking....

[Rare Bird]

Antie vera's finest

[Marco]

fermented lady juice

[Alex_UK]

fermented lady juice

Blue Nun Liebfraumilch?

[Marco]

hers was saltier

[Puffin]

with vinegar overtones

[Rare Bird]

hers was saltier

Choco late Coins :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Milk, Milk, Lemonade

[Rare Bird]

around the corner

[Marco]

I became horn(ier)

[Puffin]

creamed my pants

[Jonboy]

shit my pants :o

[Reid Malenfant]

clean ya own

:eyebrows:

[Rare Bird]

Can't beat Streaks

[Puffin]

and strangely pungent

[Jonboy]

fanny batter coated

[Alex_UK]

haddock and chips

[Marco]

tits and dips

[Puffin]

deep fried nips

[Marco]

with crispy tips

[Acorn3a]

and juicy lips

[Marco]

getting to grips

[Alex_UK]

like a vice

[Marco]

she clamped my

[Puffin]

tiny but delicate

[Jonboy]

purple headed warrior

[Marco]

whilst deftly teasing

[Jonboy]

the throbbing radish

[Techno Commander]

with salad tongs

[Marco]

denying the release

[Wilbur]

Hell...Man's mayonnaise

[Marco]

with bits in

[Puffin]

where is everyone

[Reid Malenfant]

down the pub

[Jonboy]

right lets go

[Rare Bird]

mines a Bitter

[Jonboy]

mines a Guinness

[Puffin]

mines bent, but

[Alex_UK]

still functions satisfactorily

[Puffin]

albeit, ridiculed by

[Bazil]

all and sundry

[Jonboy]

especially on Sunday

[Bazil]

Never on Wednesday

[Marco]

when filthy Fiona

[Reid Malenfant]

let-down her defences

[Marco]

exposing some rather

[Jonboy]

large moist pulsing

[Marco]

faintly sweaty papontos

[Alex_UK]

and guacamole dip

[Marco]

inside which, I

[Jonboy]

plunged my trobbing

[Reid Malenfant]

over sized member

[Alex_UK]

of audio forums

[anthonyTD]

into the wind...

[Rare Bird]

i do pisseth

[Marco]

whilst farting uncontrollably

[Puffin]

following through, but

[Marco]

not touching cloth

[Rare Bird]

Turtles-head is imminent

[Marco]

snapping off halfway

[DSJR]

up-the back passage

[Marco]

leaving an inconvenient

[Rare Bird]

painus in-the anus

[Puffin]

rumble in rectum

[Marco]

so I emptied

[Puffin]

and simultaneously stunk

[Marco]

out the supermarket

[Reid Malenfant]

whilst browsing in-the

[Marco]

ladies underwear department

[Jonboy]

lacy lengerie dept

[Jonboy]

you beat me-to-it

[Puffin]

said the beater

[Marco]

massaging his meat

[Puffin]

delicately spiced with

[Reid Malenfant]

oregano & tarragon

[Marco]

festering toenail fungus

[Jonboy]

sweaty bollock must

[Marco]

you mean musk?

[Rare Bird]

Honey, I'm home

[Puffin]

do you like

[Marco]

my new breast-implants?

[UV101]

WOW! Can I

[Marco]

cop a feel?

[UV101]

Yes but first

[Marco]

undo my blouse

[Puffin]

I aim-to arouse

[Bazil]

put it away

[keiths]

for another day

[Marco]

anyway I'm gay

[jantheman]

We knew that....

[Reid Malenfant]

so what's new?

[Marco]

said Barnie McGrew

[Rare Bird]

my jobs poo

[Marco]

let's shag Sue

[jantheman]

Not after you

[Marco]

and my man-glue

[Alex_UK]

I'm gonna spew

:spew:

[Marco]

all over Drew

[Rare Bird]

who is drew?

[Alex_UK]

he's a fireman

[Marco]

and likes rescuing

[Puffin]

Pussys in dis-dress

[Marco]

being rewarded with

[Jonboy]

Aunt Marys special

[Marco]

a gumsy gobble

[Rare Bird]

mind mi ballerkz

[Marco]

easy to miss ;)

[Puffin]

designed to piss

[Bazil]

sounds like this

[Reid Malenfant]

no-need to diss

[Puffin]

Ooooh Matron, your

[Marco]

knickers are soaking

[Jonboy]

after pleasuring herself

[Marco]

in public whilst

[Rare Bird]

eating cucumber sandwich

[Marco]

flicking her bean

[Puffin]

Wild Bean Flappe

[Marco]

with a slap

[Rare Bird]

you cheeky monkey

[Marco]

allow me to

[Puffin]

expand your mound

[Marco]

F*ck-it's-fell-in!!

[UV101]

lucky I tied

[Bazil]

in a bow

[UV101]

this guy rope

[Puffin]

guy fawkes up

[Alex_UK]

his own arse

[Puffin]

touching blue paper

[Marco]

before touching cloth

[Puffin]

the first cut

[Marco]

as I slashed

[Puffin]

and delicately sutured

[Marco]

the rigid cadaver

[Puffin]

stiff little fingers

[Marco]

matching stiff-little-willy

[Rare Bird]

neither use nor-ornament

[Jonboy]

thats called marriage

[Marco]

accepting tiny 'chipolatas'

[Jonboy]

speak for yourself

[Marco]

he said as

[Rare Bird]

he unleashed his

[Marco]

decievingly large tadpole

[Rare Bird]

Na more loch-ness-monster

[Reid Malenfant]

with bad attitude

[Marco]

ready to rip

[Rare Bird]

her bouffant off

[Marco]

stretching her melon

[Rare Bird]

prodding her proddables

[Marco]

with a cattle-prod

[Rare Bird]

Shockingly arousing sensations

[Alex_UK]

tickled her udders

[Rare Bird]

Nips like bullets

[Marco]

guiding them into

[Puffin]

war torn angora

[Rare Bird]

rabbits are at-it

[Marco]

humping the badgers

[Jonboy]

fudging the foxes

[Rare Bird]

catching the poxes

[Marco]

Then Cindy arrived

[Rare Bird]

ready for action

[Marco]

dressed appropriately in

[Rare Bird]

Her favorite Crotchless-Knickers

[Marco]

exposing her shaven

[Rare Bird]

but drippin' wet

[Marco]

pink rose bulb

[Rare Bird]

so yearning for

[Marco]

imminent penile insertion

[Alex_UK]

tone lowered again! ;)

[Rare Bird]

before she knew

[Marco]

what'd hit her

[Puffin]

Bang! and the-dirt

[Marco]

refused to leave

[Rare Bird]

no matter how

[Marco]

much sulphuric acid

[Rare Bird]

was liberally applied

[Marco]

to her panties

[keiths]

with vigorous rubbing

[Marco]

the excrement slowly

[Puffin]

Cillited across Barry's

[Marco]

nose, inducing violent

(P.S did you mean 'ciliated'? ;)

[Jonboy]

five knuckle shuffling

[Puffin]

and irreversible wart

(no idea. I was in Cillit Bang mode :eek:)

[Marco]

forming on knob

[Puffin]

increasing the throb

[Marco]

just the job

[Puffin]

Now, where is

[Techno Commander]

the rubber chicken

[Marco]

I accidentally left

[Rare Bird]

out the backdoor

[keiths]

propped up against

[Jonboy]

her coal bunker

[Marco]

she needs stoked!

[keiths]

With massive poker

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[Marco]

and red-hot tip

[keiths]

Lighting up her

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[Puffin]

grotesquely malformed, but

[keiths]

strangely sweet smelling

[Puffin]

Kipper Katcher (TM)

[Marco]

its aquatic tang

[Puffin]

makes sea life

[Rare Bird]

blessing in disguise

[Puffin]

then Mr Benn

[Alex_UK]

entered the shop

[Reid Malenfant]

&-the shopkeeper appeared :)

[Techno Commander]

ina gimp suit

[Marco]

sporting a stiffy

[Rare Bird]

hidden under-his fez

[Alex_UK]

and loin cloth

[keiths]

At full stretch

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[Rare Bird]

& stain ridden

[DSJR]

giant pink bloomers

[Rare Bird]

& auto changers

[Marco]

his seedless grapes

[keiths]

Plump and succulent

[Marco]

aching-full with juice

[keiths]

Fit to burst

[Marco]

drenching passers-by in

[synsei]

a nice Chianti

[keiths]

Vino da tavola

[Rare Bird]

fan tas tico

[synsei]

...said the waiter

[Alex_UK]

as he served

[Marco]

pan-fried badger with

[Puffin]

essence of gangrene

[Alex_UK]

in smeg jus

[Marco]

marinated man glue

[Jonboy]

on Haddock pasty

[Marco]

jellied quim leakage