Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

excuse-of-a-cock

[Puffin]

so small it

[Marco]

was barely visible

[Puffin]

but massively potent

[Marco]

fertilising countless 'flowers'

[Puffin]

brave little swimmers

[Alex_UK]

over 10,000 now!

[Jonboy]

mine are trapped

[Marco]

in your wife's

[Puffin]

hows your father

[prestonchipfryer]

his loins straining

[Marco]

under the girth

[prestonchipfryer]

of his massive

[Marco]

ego, ensuring that

[Rare Bird]

sh*te album club

[prestonchipfryer]

with crappy recordings

[Puffin]

like fun loving

[Marco]

bi-girls, snogging their

[Puffin]

hog roast mates

[Tim]

listening to jazz

[Puffin]

Mmmm Nice..Welcome-to

[Alex_UK]

the planet Uranus

[Tim]

where prog rools

[Rare Bird]

Written in stone

[Marco]

with a feather

[bogle111]

loaded with Quink

[Alex_UK]

blotting paper handily

[Puffin]

emblazoned with rodents

[bogle111]

in blue uniforms

[Marco]

and 10-denier stockings

[MCRU]

tightened with string

[Puffin]

Chek mi bling

[Marco]

gold-plated knob-cap

[prestonchipfryer]

big and shiny

[Marco]

frightening and grimy

[bogle111]

grimey, grimmy! He

[Puffin]

shit a Slimmy

[bogle111]

infecting the limy

[Marco]

"Cor blimey!", said

[Puffin]

me heads buggered

[prestonchipfryer]

pass the vaseline

[Marco]

and let Brenda

[Puffin]

massage till tender

[Marco]

before gently grilling

[Puffin]

numb nuts with

[Marco]

Pâté de Campagne

[Puffin]

time was when

[prestonchipfryer]

girt big-uns ruled

[Marco]

nowadays it's all

[Puffin]

fried or boiled

[prestonchipfryer]

beef and carrots

[Puffin]

eaten by gannets

[prestonchipfryer]

digested by strumpets

[Marco]

gobbled by trumpets

[Puffin]

gobbled by strumpets:eyebrows:

[prestonchipfryer]

swallowed without gulping

[Puffin]

careful! avoid Salpingitis!

[Marco]

and stagnant fanny-batter

[Puffin]

Mmmm Scampi Fries

[Alex_UK]

and pork scratchings

[Marco]

she sniffed, as

[Puffin]

Bassets launch Al-Megrahi

[Marco]

commemorative sweets, depicting

[bogle111]

scenes of obesity

[Marco]

featuring various fatties

[bogle111]

-ares with clotted

[Puffin]

clots of clotness

[Marco]

Look - an egg!

[Rare Bird]

smash them all

[Puffin]

it's nearly Christmas

[Jonboy]

I hate christmas-baa-humbug

[Rare Bird]

I have everybody :eyebrows:

[Jonboy]

I have everybody :eyebrows:
you can have me anytime :eyebrows:

[Marco]

up the chuffer

[bogle111]

That isn't Bromance!

[Puffin]

take Bromide daily

[Marco]

infused with man's-milk

[Jonboy]

pure gold top

[Puffin]

move away from

[Marco]

that cadaver because

[Puffin]

it spits bile

[Alex_UK]

with rotating head

[Marco]

spawning terrifying nightmares

[Puffin]

with pus filled

[Marco]

fusty gangrene-ridden toenails

[Rare Bird]

reminiscent of 'EM87'

[Marco]

or rotten Gouda

[Puffin]

cheese made backwards

[prestonchipfryer]

mad 'e is, aaaaaaaaaargh

[Puffin]

smells like feet:eek:

[Jonboy]

12 inches-is-1 foot

[Puffin]

that'll do then

[Marco]

said Cindy, as

[Jonboy]

Barbie strapped on

[Marco]

her double-ended walloper

[Jonboy]

Ken got excited

[Marco]

about the imminent

[Puffin]

Livingstone scuzz brawl

[Marco]

between female wrestlers

[prestonchipfryer]

slippery and wet

[Jonboy]

wet and windy

[prestonchipfryer]

vindaloo repercussion warning

[Puffin]

it's my chapati

[Jonboy]

and i-will-cry-if-i-want to

[prestonchipfryer]

blab, blabby, blabberer

[Puffin]

where's the kleenex

[Marco]

inside her knickers

[Jonboy]

knickers, knackers, knockers

[Puffin]

said Zebediah Twine

[Marco]

whilst rolling snot

[Alex_UK]

in Rizla papers

[prestonchipfryer]

no fags here

[Marco]

or mincing bendaz

[Reid Malenfant]

just the ladz

[Jonboy]

in pink tutu's

[Puffin]

Desmond's barbers sell

[Marco]

pish-stained pink pantyhose

[Jonboy]

ripe for sucking

[Marco]

the sweaty gusset

[Puffin]

of life's rich

[prestonchipfryer]

flavoured pussy-dripping

[Marco]

with seafood sauce

[Puffin]

and boiled horse

[Marco]

sprinkled with helmet-pâté

[Jonboy]

not forgetting thrush-cottagecheese

[prestonchipfryer]

delicious, delectable, toothsome

[Puffin]

my-teeth are condemned!

[prestonchipfryer]

putrid, festering, decrepitude

[Puffin]

worse than that

[pyro]

England scraped by

[DSJR]

inch thick t*rds

[Marco]

poking out from

[Alex_UK]

tense parted buttocks

[Puffin]

that smiled serenely

[Marco]

awaiting imminent pummelling

[Puffin]

smell that fear

[Marco]

inserting your spear

[Puffin]

jousting with pork

[Jonboy]

caution Turd-Burglar alert

[Puffin]

move away from

[Marco]

Benji, he's horny

[Puffin]

toss him off

[Marco]

with sandpaper-wrapped gloves

[Puffin]

Aaarrggggh you blackguard!

[Acorn3a]

Careful hes wellard

[Puffin]

chews spanners for-fun

[Marco]

fiddles with ferrets

[Jonboy]

and buggers badgers

[Marco]

nice chap, really

[prestonchipfryer]

prefers pink pussies

[Marco]

moist and melon-like

[Puffin]

god awful breath

[Marco]

after sooking Bobby's

[Jonboy]

prize winning pink

[Rare Bird]

tinted stoma bag

[Puffin]

which greeted everyone

[Marco]

by leaking over

[Rare Bird]

Aunt florence's knitting

[Puffin]

jumpers for goalposts

[Jonboy]

woolyhats for nets

[Rare Bird]

Fig leaf for?

[Puffin]

Marco's large embarrasment

[Marco]

concealed underneath silky

[DSJR]

greasy snail slime

[Puffin]

crack the sheets

[prestonchipfryer]

shag 'em ragged

[Marco]

until they bleed

[prestonchipfryer]

screaming for mercy

[Marco]

Ignore and continue

[Puffin]

protect and survive

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What a load of crap that was!

[Marco]

Fire a rocket

[Puffin]

and then retire

[Marco]

to the toilet

[Puffin]

with disastrous results

[prestonchipfryer]

messy and stinking

[Marco]

floating turds, refusing

[Jonboy]

the u-bend tour

[Puffin]

with ball-cock billy

[Jonboy]

and the flush-ettes

[Puffin]

taking liberties with

[Jonboy]

Tammy the Tampon

[Puffin]

who wouldn't leave

[Marco]

the vampire's tea-bag

[prestonchipfryer]

string between teeth

[Puffin]

people think that

[Marco]

the tea tastes

[Rare Bird]

are just for

[Marco]

connoisseurs of raspberry-juice

[Puffin]

bloody cheek! said

[Marco]

Sarah, because she

[prestonchipfryer]

opened her legs

[Marco]

reveling a recently

[prestonchipfryer]

pouting virginal mound

[Marco]

covered in sawdust

[Puffin]

baked to perfection

[prestonchipfryer]

really rather tasty

[Marco]

Look, it leaks!

[Reid Malenfant]

That's another fine-mess

[Puffin]

drunk and puking

[Marco]

she somehow managed

[Puffin]

to cook Vince

[Marco]

whilst still alive

[Puffin]

Regulo6 till tender

[prestonchipfryer]

lovely juicy steaks

[Marco]

of sautéed spleen

[prestonchipfryer]

with griddled gallbladder

[Marco]

and pan-fried pancreas

[Puffin]

a saint amongst

[prestonchipfryer]

sinning perverted maniacs

[Marco]

I'm a shy-boy

[Puffin]

french lessons will

[prestonchipfryer]

join slippery tongues

[Marco]

amongst resident lesbians

[Puffin]

librarians need not

[Marco]

lift their skirts

[prestonchipfryer]

whilst balancing precariously

[Puffin]

in non-friction

[prestonchipfryer]

calico lined knickers

[Marco]

concealing a jobby

[Jonboy]

shit don't stink

[Puffin]

meat is murder

[Jonboy]

chickens are fowl

[Puffin]

shag one for

[Alex_UK]

the team, then

[Rare Bird]

Beer all around

[Puffin]

from a teapot

[Jonboy]

more tea Vicar

[Marco]

then some porn

[Puffin]

for Health& Efficiency

[prestonchipfryer]

huge bosoms heaving

[Marco]

amongst toasted muffins

[Puffin]

Muffin Man commits

[Marco]

heinous crime of

[Reid Malenfant]

stuffin the muffin :eyebrows:

[Marco]

bashing the bishop

[Rare Bird]

five finger shuffle

[Marco]

just before bed

[Puffin]

gosh that's awful

[Marco]

Sally won't allow

[Jonboy]

Vera to lick

[Marco]

Johnny's little stiffy

[Jonboy]

sounds like marriage

[Marco]

nurse yer blue-balls

[Jonboy]

i did after-the-snip

[Marco]

emptying them regularly

[Puffin]

ring the police

[Marco]

speak to Sting

[Puffin]

he likes toast

[Marco]

more than most

[Jonboy]

lashings of butter