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Mr. C
06-08-2008, 12:23
suckling with pride

Puffin
09-08-2008, 15:38
pigs don't hide

Mr. C
11-08-2008, 17:23
They ride and ..........

Puffin
11-08-2008, 18:32
don't fall off

Marco
12-08-2008, 18:18
their shopping trolleys

Puffin
12-08-2008, 20:17
Got any snout?

Marco
12-08-2008, 20:31
asked Mr Clout

Puffin
12-08-2008, 21:26
who punched Judy

Marco
12-08-2008, 21:37
in the noody

Puffin
13-08-2008, 05:40
Mmm nice baps

Marco
13-08-2008, 15:34
if somewhat saggy

Puffin
13-08-2008, 19:23
coathangers are useful

Marco
13-08-2008, 20:33
to accentuate floppiness

Puffin
14-08-2008, 06:09
false tits suck

Marco
14-08-2008, 08:03
as worn by

Mr. C
14-08-2008, 14:23
overdressed Madagascan tree-sloths

Puffin
14-08-2008, 20:40
over-blown, booze-bloated, muffin-tops

Mr. C
15-08-2008, 07:53
taking a leak...........

Marco
15-08-2008, 09:31
emptying gallons of

Puffin
15-08-2008, 10:33
eurethritic kidney-damaged drain-cleaner

Marco
15-08-2008, 12:39
onto fatty-flesh stench-puppets

Puffin
15-08-2008, 15:31
"Biffa does digestion-in"

Marco
15-08-2008, 17:26
after eating sea-slugs

Prince of Darkness
15-08-2008, 18:11
followed by jellyfish

Marco
15-08-2008, 18:31
their see-through intestines

Puffin
15-08-2008, 20:28
brewing diabolical stench

Marco
15-08-2008, 21:05
reminiscent of stagnent

Ian Walker
15-08-2008, 21:11
old birthday cake

Marco
16-08-2008, 08:35
regurgitated as sputum

Puffin
16-08-2008, 17:18
sold as seen

Marco
16-08-2008, 17:29
solidified snot included

Mr. C
16-08-2008, 20:13
tough job for.......

Prince of Darkness
16-08-2008, 20:48
Batman and Robin

Marco
16-08-2008, 22:20
caped botty-boys

gary
17-08-2008, 00:07
need new uniform

Primalsea
17-08-2008, 08:10
measures for decent

Marco
17-08-2008, 09:57
protruding appendage concealment

Puffin
17-08-2008, 14:06
Theophilus-P Wildebeeste Stylee

Marco
17-08-2008, 14:53
tucked neatly underneath

Mr. C
17-08-2008, 17:51
a mound of.........

Beechwoods
17-08-2008, 18:29
funky mole hills

Marco
17-08-2008, 19:05
and dusty follicles

Ian Walker
17-08-2008, 19:17
sold on ebay

Puffin
17-08-2008, 19:53
grilled and flambed

Marco
17-08-2008, 20:02
with snotty nodules

Mr. C
18-08-2008, 09:14
saulted with a......

Marco
18-08-2008, 09:52
firm two-fingered gesture

Puffin
18-08-2008, 19:44
the Kit-Kat shuffle

Marco
19-08-2008, 09:28
as performed by

Mr. C
19-08-2008, 11:19
ginger beer infested

Marco
19-08-2008, 12:16
ruffians with tattoos

Mr. C
19-08-2008, 14:19
dancing with Valkuries

Marco
19-08-2008, 16:55
doing the cha-cha

Prince of Darkness
19-08-2008, 20:13
and be-bop tango

Puffin
19-08-2008, 20:24
Hurried hand shandy's

Marco
19-08-2008, 20:27
shuffling near Mandy's

Puffin
19-08-2008, 20:38
Barry Manilow's bandy

Mike
19-08-2008, 21:14
fat arse, which

Marco
19-08-2008, 22:57
protruded sagging from

Puffin
20-08-2008, 06:58
jog-pant infested sink-estates

Marco
20-08-2008, 07:59
and crusty-crotch soiled

Mr. C
20-08-2008, 10:29
silky juicing session

Mike
20-08-2008, 10:45
while gnawing on

Puffin
20-08-2008, 12:35
boyfriend Wayne's kebab

Marco
20-08-2008, 12:39
, its low-meat content

Prince of Darkness
20-08-2008, 13:47
augmented by quorn

Puffin
20-08-2008, 16:01
give me Lard!

Marco
20-08-2008, 16:02
He likes stuffing! :eyebrows:

Prince of Darkness
20-08-2008, 17:14
made with oatmeal

Marco
20-08-2008, 17:44
and chewy bits

Puffin
20-08-2008, 18:35
prepuce me, but

Marco
20-08-2008, 18:54
leave the excess

Mr. C
21-08-2008, 08:15
wasting in Hatfield

Marco
21-08-2008, 08:18
where Dr-Death performed

Mr. C
21-08-2008, 15:20
a mind-bending dac-enhanced

Puffin
21-08-2008, 16:50
Psychedelic butt-fest

Mr. C
21-08-2008, 17:49
for art-deco-wardrobe lovers

Puffin
21-08-2008, 18:08
more art dick-head

Mike
21-08-2008, 19:06
how many hyphens

Marco
21-08-2008, 20:19
does-a-man-need?

Puffin
22-08-2008, 06:51
A-man's-gotta-do-what a

Marco
22-08-2008, 06:58
<New paragraph>


The pregnant penguin

Marco
22-08-2008, 13:26
had a seizure...

Come on! :eyebrows:

Prince of Darkness
22-08-2008, 14:24
jumping through hoops

anthonyTD
22-08-2008, 16:58
and open windows...

Puffin
22-08-2008, 19:20
head-first on concrete

Mr. C
23-08-2008, 08:05
sporting a dashing...............

Prince of Darkness
23-08-2008, 10:52
brain spattered motif

Puffin
23-08-2008, 11:18
"I Lobe You"

Mr. C
23-08-2008, 17:57
By frontal labotamy

Puffin
24-08-2008, 06:18
Smack My Bitch-up

Marco
24-08-2008, 07:05
beaver rash guaranteed

Mr. C
24-08-2008, 15:42
lady garden rash-by...............

Puffin
25-08-2008, 06:37
Titchmarsh.Walsh & Dimmock

Marco
25-08-2008, 09:35
dangling her ample

Prince of Darkness
25-08-2008, 10:48
mammarian chest adornments

Mr. C
25-08-2008, 14:05
steadfastly being held.............

Puffin
25-08-2008, 14:23
for questioning over

Marco
25-08-2008, 15:17
brassiere busting hilarity

Puffin
25-08-2008, 18:26
"Disgraced Ground-Farce Floozy"-

Mr. C
26-08-2008, 16:06
masquerading as-a slovely-doxy

Marco
26-08-2008, 16:31
was seen exposing

Puffin
26-08-2008, 20:31
Bella Emberg-isms

Marco
26-08-2008, 21:56
to pubescent schoolboys

Mr. C
27-08-2008, 11:50
Playing the biscuit-game

anthonyTD
27-08-2008, 13:31
using custard creams...

snapper
27-08-2008, 15:15
...and jammy dodgers

Marco
27-08-2008, 17:11
to insert into

Mike
27-08-2008, 17:15
Marco's big gob


:ner:

Marco
27-08-2008, 17:26
yours is bigger [based on the amount of grub you wolfed down chez-moi] :ner:

Mike
27-08-2008, 18:10
it was nice

anthonyTD
27-08-2008, 18:11
back on topic...

Mike
27-08-2008, 18:12
what topic, where?

snapper
27-08-2008, 18:52
beside the mars-bar

Puffin
27-08-2008, 19:56
Mick and Marriane

Marco
27-08-2008, 20:30
champion wife-swapping hosts

Puffin
28-08-2008, 05:46
The Chuckle Brothers

Mr. C
28-08-2008, 08:26
took-it- hard up the...............

Puffin
28-08-2008, 09:00
Their sad Mullets

Marco
28-08-2008, 21:34
framing their faces

Marco
01-09-2008, 09:19
like sinewy spaghetti [come on, people!!] :)

Prince of Darkness
01-09-2008, 18:57
enveloping the meatballs

Puffin
02-09-2008, 06:13
saucing the faggots

Marco
02-09-2008, 08:14
plump-'n'-moist like

Puffin
03-09-2008, 12:05
furry front bottoms

Marco
03-09-2008, 12:13
flopping flatulently-like around

Puffin
05-09-2008, 19:31
Like a very dead thread, such as this?

Primalsea
06-09-2008, 08:50
such is life

Marco
06-09-2008, 09:33
fading gently away...

Puffin
06-09-2008, 12:55
So it's Goodbye-from-him

Mike
06-09-2008, 14:45
and from me.... :wave:

Marco
06-09-2008, 17:29
lights-out John Boy

Mr. C
06-09-2008, 17:36
It's clobbering time

Prince of Darkness
06-09-2008, 19:15
said The Thing!

Marco
06-09-2008, 19:23
classic Marvel mania!

anthonyTD
06-09-2008, 20:27
featuring fantastic four...

Prince of Darkness
06-09-2008, 20:30
and the avengers

Marco
06-09-2008, 20:36
Who remembers Joe-90?

Prince of Darkness
06-09-2008, 20:43
and Stingray too

anthonyTD
06-09-2008, 20:55
me, me, me....

Marco
06-09-2008, 21:15
Thunderbird XL-5, anyone?

Ian Walker
06-09-2008, 21:52
fireball XL5 dafty

Marco
06-09-2008, 22:05
Dat's de one :eyebrows:

Puffin
07-09-2008, 07:04
Numpty Dumpty sat

Marco
07-09-2008, 07:29
where Betty'd shat

Puffin
07-09-2008, 15:33
Mmmm Betty done-a-whoopseee

Mr. C
07-09-2008, 19:15
but not just-any...............

Puffin
07-09-2008, 20:41
Tuffet tugging curler

Marco
08-09-2008, 14:37
- it contained peanuts

Puffin
08-09-2008, 19:32
I like peanuts

Mr. C
08-09-2008, 20:32
lightly salted and..........

Puffin
08-09-2008, 20:42
Highly thought of

Marco
08-09-2008, 21:03
pre-dinner canapé (almost)

Puffin
09-09-2008, 06:18
a veritable gorge-fest

Prince of Darkness
09-09-2008, 06:42
for monkey boy

Marco
09-09-2008, 08:21
; his facial contortions

Puffin
09-09-2008, 14:06
equalling sexual ecstacy

Marco
10-09-2008, 08:14
only obtained from

Mike
10-09-2008, 10:54
Aldi or Neto

Puffin
10-09-2008, 13:02
Lidl by Lidl

Marco
10-09-2008, 13:23
It's-best-o-at-Tesco

muffinman
10-09-2008, 13:53
when naked -alfresco

Marco
10-09-2008, 19:37
wearing a nappy

Puffin
10-09-2008, 20:51
waving a sausage

Marco
10-09-2008, 21:01
at yer neighbour

Puffin
10-09-2008, 21:11
pork sword pete

Marco
10-09-2008, 21:35
likes his meat

anthonyTD
10-09-2008, 21:45
hot and sweet...

Puffin
11-09-2008, 07:32
pimp my kebab

Marco
11-09-2008, 08:18
for a tenner

Puffin
11-09-2008, 10:12
I use Henna

Marco
11-09-2008, 10:44
on ya sphincter

Mr. C
13-09-2008, 19:17
to induce a.................

Puffin
13-09-2008, 20:43
catastrophic ring spasm

Marco
13-09-2008, 21:02
causing gas leakage

snapper
13-09-2008, 21:10
and the squirts

Puffin
13-09-2008, 21:24
wash hands afterwards

Marco
13-09-2008, 22:31
removing all 'raisins'

snapper
14-09-2008, 09:00
and digested peanuts

Marco
14-09-2008, 09:15
bits of corn...

Puffin
14-09-2008, 12:12
fissures get torn

Marco
14-09-2008, 13:29
squeezing one out

Puffin
14-09-2008, 18:00
damn that bilirubin

Marco
15-09-2008, 22:18
; its yellowy juice

Puffin
16-09-2008, 06:13
taking the piss

Marco
16-09-2008, 08:42
which was green

Prince of Darkness
16-09-2008, 09:13
due to Pernod

Marco
16-09-2008, 09:19
and spinach sandwiches

Puffin
16-09-2008, 11:59
Asparagus for death-smell-wee

Marco
16-09-2008, 12:07
or beetroot for

Puffin
16-09-2008, 18:46
Mimicing bladder warts

Marco
16-09-2008, 19:01
with suppurating puss

Puffin
17-09-2008, 06:29
spit or swallow?

Marco
17-09-2008, 08:42
I asked her

Puffin
17-09-2008, 10:35
Grandmother, who readily

Marco
17-09-2008, 10:40
opened wide, toothlessly

Puffin
17-09-2008, 17:53
Oooohh, musn't grumble

Marco
17-09-2008, 18:26
her gums clamping

Puffin
17-09-2008, 21:14
vice-like around the

Marco
17-09-2008, 21:44
meat-il-itious protruding appendage

Puffin
18-09-2008, 12:23
It's a bit-of-an-animal!

Marco
18-09-2008, 12:33
it's spicy tang

Mike
18-09-2008, 13:51
complementing the bunch-of-hyphenating-cheating-buggers-that

Marco
18-09-2008, 16:24
kicked Mikey's bollocks ;)

Puffin
18-09-2008, 17:25
Ha-Ha-Ha,Ho-Ho-Ho,He-He-He

Marco
18-09-2008, 18:48
Mikey screamed as

Mike
18-09-2008, 20:03
he inserted a

Puffin
18-09-2008, 20:27
hypen up his

Mike
18-09-2008, 20:29
KAB modified arse

Marco
18-09-2008, 20:34
causing a release

Mike
18-09-2008, 20:34
Eh? said the

Marco
18-09-2008, 20:36
confused arse bandit

Puffin
18-09-2008, 20:42
bugger me sideways

Mike
18-09-2008, 20:47
with a blue

Marco
18-09-2008, 20:55
veined thumping walloper

Puffin
18-09-2008, 21:11
truncheon meat anyone?

Marco
18-09-2008, 21:35
fur-burgers for me

Marco
21-09-2008, 21:44
Wherez the pervz? :)

Mike
21-09-2008, 22:28
at yea hoose :ner:

Marco
21-09-2008, 22:36
There's-a moose loose

Puffin
22-09-2008, 06:29
in Lord Rockingham's

Marco
22-09-2008, 07:54
crinoline jogging bottoms

Mike
22-09-2008, 16:05
and smoking jacket

Marco
22-09-2008, 16:13
concealing underneath his

anthonyTD
22-09-2008, 19:10
rubber underwear and...

Marco
22-09-2008, 19:20
his gran's tights

Puffin
22-09-2008, 19:23
hiding kaber & pipebag

Marco
22-09-2008, 19:31
with gimp mask

anthonyTD
22-09-2008, 21:16
and flying goggles...

snapper
23-09-2008, 09:11
He prepared the

Marco
23-09-2008, 09:25
bondage trouser recipe

Puffin
23-09-2008, 20:38
"eye of minger"

Marco
23-09-2008, 20:46
modelled on whom? :eyebrows:

Puffin
24-09-2008, 06:24
"Miss Muffin Top"

Marco
24-09-2008, 07:35
's tufty muff brushed

muffinman
24-09-2008, 12:24
centre parted, naturally

Marco
24-09-2008, 13:04
maximises dandruff distribution

Puffin
25-09-2008, 06:56
flaky build quality

Marco
25-09-2008, 21:44
typical of wigs

Puffin
03-10-2008, 06:34
Worn by Workshy-Benefits-scroungers!

Filterlab
03-10-2008, 08:37
and Katie Price

Marco
03-10-2008, 10:04
who's nothing but

Filterlab
03-10-2008, 11:30
two beach balls

Marco
03-10-2008, 12:16
short of a

Filterlab
03-10-2008, 12:17
bloody handsome picnic

Marco
03-10-2008, 12:44
although flavourless and

Puffin
03-10-2008, 12:54
married to an-Insaniac

Marco
03-10-2008, 12:59
she gives soapy

Filterlab
03-10-2008, 13:01
tit-wanks real meaning

Marco
03-10-2008, 13:11
wrapping delicately around