Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Rare Bird]

but it'll no-be-long

[Jonboy]

till she blows

[Techno Commander]

with an almighty

[Rare Bird]

Orgaz mic explosion

[Marco]

here-comes-the-cream-boy!

[Rare Bird]

chuckin' nis muck

[Jonboy]

over the veg-patch

[Rare Bird]

fertilizing the carrots

[Marco]

becoming pointy stiff

[Rare Bird]

julienne hard onz

[Marco]

with petits pois

[Rare Bird]

all nice'n hard

[Marco]

ripe for popping

[DSJR]

between her lips

[Jonboy]

making mushie peas

[Alex_UK]

with jellied eels

[Marco]

then rubbing them

[Rare Bird]

so hard that

[Marco]

they leaked some

[Rare Bird]

excess fluid from

[Jonboy]

thier throbbing stiff

[Marco]

leg of lamb

[Rare Bird]

Looking very sheepish

[Marco]

as if ashamed

[Rare Bird]

to even think

[Marco]

such a huge

[Puffin]

Cockbrush was ever

[Marco]

likely to fit

[Puffin]

But some butter

[Marco]

cunningly placed between

[Reid Malenfant]

a pair of

[DSJR]

polka dot shorts

[Puffin]

and a Strap-on

[Marco]

extendable snooker cue

[DSJR]

dripping with creamy

[Puffin]

knacker cracker goodies

[Marco]

;their aroma pervading

[Puffin]

and gag inducing

[Jonboy]

rancid kipper smells

[Puffin]

you've met her!

[Marco]

smell my finger!

[Jonboy]

sniff my helmet

[Puffin]

Hump my rump

[Techno Commander]

scrape the cheese

[Marco]

Flick the froth

[Techno Commander]

only then can

[Marco]

savour the flavour

[Alex_UK]

packet of Quavers

[Rare Bird]

do us-a favour

[Puffin]

sharpen your pinky

[Marco]

and-your-tinky-winky

[Puffin]

bend it like

[Rare Bird]

a bendy thing

[Puffin]

and then thrust

[Marco]

inwards, poking through

[Puffin]

When all-else fails

[Rare Bird]

knock one out

[Puffin]

tremble with pleasure

[Marco]

as immenent release

[Rare Bird]

of the little-suckkers

[Marco]

creamy, slightly effervescent

[Rare Bird]

snot like consistency

[Puffin]

snot like anything

[Marco]

I've ever seen

[Puffin]

meanwhile in Wrexham

[Marco]

Marco slipped on

[Reid Malenfant]

a rubber dress :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

and trouser press

[Marco]

making a mess

[Jonboy]

pass the kleenex

[Marco]

to mop up

[Puffin]

the remains of

[Marco]

spilt man's milk

[Jonboy]

off the dog

[Puffin]

dogs milk sucks

[Marco]

Poo is preferable

[Puffin]

been dogging dogs

[Marco]

and dissecting frogs

[Jonboy]

hanging around bogs

[Marco]

with skanky hogs

[Jonboy]

i love spit-roasting

[Marco]

nubile young blondes

[Rare Bird]

T.M.I

[Marco]

T.M.I? :confused:

Marco.

[Puffin]

Two Minge Imelda?

[Rare Bird]

three knockered bird

[Reid Malenfant]

from Total Recall

[Marco]

multiple pleasure zones

[Puffin]

speed humps take

[Marco]

the piss out

[Puffin]

bladder weak codgers

[Rare Bird]

zen-the-art of incontinence

[Marco]

Andre's CD packaging

[Puffin]

whatever he said?

[Rare Bird]

Andre's CD packaging

:lol:

[Puffin]

:scratch::scratch::eek:

[Marco]

super-absorbency padded packaging ;)

[Rare Bird]

guarenteed amusement factor ;)

[Marco]

for daftee heads

[DSJR]

in-the crappy washing-machine :(

[Rare Bird]

upto the eyeballs

[Marco]

in member's PMs (I'll get to yours later, dude) ;)

[Jonboy]

empty your sack

[Rare Bird]

postman always-rings twice

[Rare Bird]

in member's PMs (I'll get to yours later, dude) ;)
Thanks dude


empty your sack

postman always-rings twice

[Marco]

before servicing housewife's

[Jonboy]

worn-out rampant rabbits

[Rare Bird]

Bucks chuckin' their-muc

[Marco]

The nurse entered...

[Rare Bird]

she looked-in disbelief

[Marco]

having never seen

[Rare Bird]

a-whopper the size

[Marco]

required to fit

[Alex_UK]

a kidney tray

[Marco]

catching the dribbles

[Puffin]

Oooh naughty nibbles

[Alex_UK]

from Officer Dibbles

[Reid Malenfant]

who Top-Cat niggles

[Marco]

while Benny wiggles

[Alex_UK]

and Choo-Choo giggles

[Marco]

as Spook wriggles

[Techno Commander]

his unfeasibly large

[Marco]

wallet past Fancy-Fancy

[Puffin]

and Ronnie's Nancy

[DSJR]

up the jacksie

[Puffin]

George was waterboardin'

[Jonboy]

watersports are fun

[Marco]

and plastic panties

[Puffin]

I prefer scanties

[Jonboy]

red or black

[Puffin]

part those pinkies

[Marco]

wear those slinkies!

[Puffin]

tumble down stairs

[Marco]

pished, knocking over

[Puffin]

and then twisting

[Marco]

the night away

[Bazil]

till dawn breaks

[Marco]

and you remembered

[Bazil]

nothing else matters

[Puffin]

cod gets battered

[Bazil]

better get Doc

[Marco]

wear a frock

[Jonboy]

with his 9inch

[Bazil]

:lol: Marco got in too soon there Jon.

[Bazil]

Uzi stub end

[Marco]

ready to drill

[Techno Commander]

for a thrill

[Marco]

with 'jugs' Jill

[Bazil]

brandishing cosmic armoury

[Puffin]

ram-raiding the pharmacy

[Jonboy]

to get KY-jelly

[Bazil]

from the store

[Marco]

then grab Jill

[Puffin]

and Jack her

[Jonboy]

up from behind

[Puffin]

Hydraulics, no dry

[Bazil]

only with Scotch

[Puffin]

pancakes for tits

[Bazil]

squeezing my lemon

[Puffin]

poppin' ya cherry

[Marco]

skankin' ya shank

[Alex_UK]

nice lamb shank

[Beechwoods]

Fantastic mint saucery

[Jonboy]

spit roast carvery

[Beechwoods]

Local combined Harvester

[Marco]

ran over a

[Alex_UK]

raspberry jam sandwich

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Jonboy]

on the blob

[Puffin]

it's rag week

[Alex_UK]

Arsenal playing-at home

[Puffin]

sausages for tea

[Marco]

Insert yer banger

[Puffin]

wangers for wenger

[Bazil]

cockerel crowed thrice

[Marco]

before mounting the

[Jonboy]

gloucester old spot

[Alex_UK]

and making bacon

[DSJR]

all those piggies

[Bazil]

along came Fox

[Rare Bird]

with sarcoptic mange-mites

[Puffin]

and bushy tail

[Bazil]

not now Basil

[Marco]

showz yer tuft!

[Rare Bird]

gin ger minj

[Marco]

Ginger muff fluff!

[Rare Bird]

post 60 02

[Jonboy]

bush like a-rusty-brillopad

[Rare Bird]

Faj like-a nuclear-reactor

[Marco]

pish flaps like

[Rare Bird]

argon accumulator coolers

[Techno Commander]

but i'd still

[Marco]

fire one up

[Alex_UK]

the rusty barrel

[Marco]

hoping to ignite

[Rare Bird]

Orgasmic Dyna mite

[Marco]

unfortunately firing blanks

[Rare Bird]

you can't win'em-all

[Marco]

so improvising, I

[Alex_UK]

shot a load

[DSJR]

of dogs danglies

[Marco]

missing the target

[Bazil]

raise a glass :cheers:

[Reid Malenfant]

toss it back :cool:

[Jonboy]

toss one off

[Rare Bird]

knock one out

[Jac Hawk]

for the count

[DSJR]

Add fresh whipped

[Marco]

matured man cream

[Bazil]

Dicks docks dac_s

[Marco]

Suddenly, Betty appeared......

[Rare Bird]

with mince pies-in-hand

[Alex_UK]

a carrot for

[Marco]

her pleasure prodder

[Rare Bird]

prodding away until

[Bazil]

the iceman cometh

[Rare Bird]

dropeth his panties

[Bazil]

shocketh it was

[Rare Bird]

with cucumber-in-hand he

[Marco]

introduced the tip

[Rare Bird]

into the dip

[Marco]

unfortunately-it-was-cheesy! :lol:

[Rare Bird]

Naturel fondue set

[Marco]

Gorgonzola or Gruyere?

[Rare Bird]

just plain-olde cheddar

[Batty]

Shoulda been Stilton

[Rare Bird]

stainless steel needles

[Batty]

Needles and Pinsa

[Marco]

give-your-balls-a-rinsa

[Batty]

with carbolic soap

[Marco]

removing sprouting funghi

[Rare Bird]

with wire brush

[Marco]

feeling strangely aroused

[Rare Bird]

bleeding with anticipation

[Marco]

relish the pain!

[Rare Bird]

of people taste-in-music

[Marco]

Lovin' yer avatar :)

[Rare Bird]

Pussy plays pussy

[Marco]

furry ginger tuft

[Rare Bird]

feline facial pheromone

[Beechwoods]

kitty pettin' flowerfunkers

[Rare Bird]

Ctenocephalides-felis a go-go

[Jonboy]

einstien a Go-go

[Rare Bird]

dancing at-the Uranium-Club

[Jonboy]

glowing bright green

[Marco]

boiling your spleen

[Rare Bird]

too much melancholy

[Jonboy]

scared the cat

[Rare Bird]

fat bushy tail

[Bazil]

brought it back