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Acorn3a
16-10-2008, 16:51
and she's medieval
Marco
16-10-2008, 17:05
she wears a
Acorn3a
16-10-2008, 17:31
suit of armour
Prince of Darkness
16-10-2008, 17:45
complete with rusty
Marco
16-10-2008, 18:09
corset and pierced
anthonyTD
17-10-2008, 11:32
grommets, and everything...
Marco
17-10-2008, 11:59
that would titillate
Acorn3a
17-10-2008, 13:13
while you masterbate
Marco
17-10-2008, 13:25
You vulgar ingrate! ;)
Acorn3a
17-10-2008, 13:46
I'm grateful mate :eyebrows:
Marco
18-10-2008, 07:06
for a plate
Acorn3a
18-10-2008, 08:27
lunch i await
Marco
18-10-2008, 17:32
cheese to grate
Acorn3a
18-10-2008, 20:26
makes you overweight
Marco
18-10-2008, 21:35
time to bait
Acorn3a
19-10-2008, 08:49
to catch skate
Marco
19-10-2008, 10:38
cooked on slate
Acorn3a
19-10-2008, 10:45
on my estate
Marco
19-10-2008, 11:02
where I gyrate
Prince of Darkness
19-10-2008, 11:29
naked for Kate
Acorn3a
19-10-2008, 12:53
ready to procreate
Marco
20-10-2008, 09:07
it was fate
Acorn3a
20-10-2008, 10:04
met in Kuwait
Marco
20-10-2008, 10:38
at half-past eight
Acorn3a
20-10-2008, 13:12
in a state
Acorn3a
24-10-2008, 14:49
a long wait!
Marco
24-10-2008, 23:20
for a crate
Mike
25-10-2008, 15:44
full of bait
Acorn3a
25-10-2008, 16:25
to catch skate
Marco
25-10-2008, 19:54
then let's mate!
Acorn3a
25-10-2008, 21:09
would be great
Prince of Darkness
26-10-2008, 07:59
but too late
Acorn3a
26-10-2008, 13:52
its only eight
Acorn3a
29-10-2008, 14:19
whats your rate
Marco
30-10-2008, 09:38
for a date :kiss:
Acorn3a
30-10-2008, 14:08
a fiver mate
Acorn3a
04-11-2008, 13:30
need a debate?
Marco
04-11-2008, 16:55
your baldy pate?
Acorn3a
04-11-2008, 19:51
shines like silverplate
Marco
04-11-2008, 21:20
you can skate
Acorn3a
04-11-2008, 21:46
yes,figure eight
Marco
04-11-2008, 21:52
on the straight
Acorn3a
04-11-2008, 22:14
hurtled along interstate
Marco
04-11-2008, 22:31
carrying a crate
Acorn3a
05-11-2008, 13:07
making me dehydrate
Marco
05-11-2008, 15:10
and very irate
Acorn3a
05-11-2008, 17:41
concerned about heart-rate
Marco
05-11-2008, 17:49
and arse weight :lolsign:
Acorn3a
05-11-2008, 17:55
covered in armour-plate
Acorn3a
10-11-2008, 10:48
Tapping your feet
Acorn3a
11-11-2008, 13:48
To the beat
Filterlab
11-11-2008, 13:50
of sugar beet
anthonyTD
11-11-2008, 16:47
tap your feet...
Ian Walker
11-11-2008, 17:45
Wearing scoobie shoes
Marco
12-11-2008, 10:50
or pish catchers (on a Sunday)
Filterlab
12-11-2008, 11:37
or badger skins
Marco
13-11-2008, 10:02
lightly sautéed in
Acorn3a
15-11-2008, 13:48
Red-wine and garlic
Marco
16-11-2008, 21:22
smeared on her
Acorn3a
17-11-2008, 09:09
rather large darlek
Marco
17-11-2008, 09:23
danglers peeking through
Acorn3a
22-11-2008, 15:34
everyone looking too
Acorn3a
02-12-2008, 14:16
a gorgeous view
Marco
02-12-2008, 15:49
of the zoo
Spectral Morn
02-12-2008, 22:57
Where you go
Marco
02-12-2008, 23:01
in darkest Belfast
Spectral Morn
02-12-2008, 23:09
To see the
Marco
02-12-2008, 23:41
alcoholics drinking Guinness
Dave Cawley
03-12-2008, 09:24
and listening to
Filterlab
03-12-2008, 10:10
people talkin' scotch
Prince of Darkness
03-12-2008, 10:24
whilst drinking Buckfast
Marco
03-12-2008, 11:08
through a straw
Filterlab
03-12-2008, 12:20
hat that resembled
Marco
03-12-2008, 19:47
dyed badger pubes
Filterlab
03-12-2008, 21:48
gently fried in
Dave Cawley
03-12-2008, 21:56
garlic and ghee
Marco
03-12-2008, 22:05
designed to induce
Filterlab
03-12-2008, 22:12
a state of
Marco
03-12-2008, 22:38
violent bottom rumble
Dave Cawley
03-12-2008, 23:14
probably caused by
Primalsea
03-12-2008, 23:17
A flappy subwoofer
Marco
04-12-2008, 08:08
causing farty bass
Primalsea
04-12-2008, 08:20
In troubled seas
Marco
04-12-2008, 08:27
Captain Birdseye spied
bong
04-12-2008, 09:59
crawling merrily up
Marco
04-12-2008, 10:16
his satin shorts
Filterlab
04-12-2008, 10:17
of Polish vodka
Marco
04-12-2008, 11:01
swigging merrily as
Prince of Darkness
04-12-2008, 11:22
his Fish Fingers
Marco
04-12-2008, 11:26
snap from frostbite
bong
04-12-2008, 11:30
but his hunger
Filterlab
04-12-2008, 12:33
urges him to
bong
04-12-2008, 12:51
swallow his pride
Filterlab
04-12-2008, 12:53
and anything else
bong
04-12-2008, 13:10
he dug out
Filterlab
04-12-2008, 13:12
from his crotch
Marco
04-12-2008, 13:31
a-flashing Santa hat
bong
04-12-2008, 14:00
with bits hanging
Marco
04-12-2008, 22:50
like snot globules
bong
04-12-2008, 23:52
glistening and twirling
Marco
05-12-2008, 00:34
dangling icicle-like from
bong
05-12-2008, 00:54
her left nostril
Marco
05-12-2008, 12:43
inflamed and sore
bong
05-12-2008, 13:26
but still she
Marco
05-12-2008, 14:06
inhaled the smell
Dave Cawley
05-12-2008, 14:34
which was from
snapper
05-12-2008, 14:52
a rancid pair
bong
05-12-2008, 15:31
of questionable origin
Marco
05-12-2008, 15:43
nylon gimp suits
Marco
06-12-2008, 11:05
which were worn
Primalsea
07-12-2008, 14:51
out and stained
Marco
07-12-2008, 15:34
from becoming very
Primalsea
07-12-2008, 15:39
Stretched by huge
Marco
07-12-2008, 16:07
protruding saddle bags
Primalsea
07-12-2008, 16:31
containing bell-end pate
Marco
07-12-2008, 18:32
flavoursome, but salty
Prince of Darkness
07-12-2008, 18:56
Chef's chocolate balls
Marco
07-12-2008, 19:48
disguised as profiteroles
bong
08-12-2008, 13:37
but nevertheless tasty
Marco
08-12-2008, 14:18
as some sushi
anthonyTD
08-12-2008, 14:33
with chips and...
Marco
08-12-2008, 16:27
prime Beluga caviar
Prince of Darkness
09-12-2008, 13:47
washed down with
bong
09-12-2008, 14:28
a WD-40 cocktail
Marco
09-12-2008, 15:10
:methylated spirits, hair-lacquer,
snapper
09-12-2008, 16:31
and some Lanliq
Marco
09-12-2008, 17:04
combined with lots
Mike
09-12-2008, 18:05
of hyphenating cheats
Marco
09-12-2008, 18:28
shot-at-dawn by big
Acorn3a
11-12-2008, 11:12
aliens from another
Marco
11-12-2008, 11:15
part of Manchester
Filterlab
11-12-2008, 12:03
holding ray guns
Marco
11-12-2008, 13:31
at corner-shop owners
bong
11-12-2008, 13:58
in their pajamas
Marco
11-12-2008, 14:18
hiding underneath their
Filterlab
11-12-2008, 16:06
chicken tikka masalas
Marco
11-12-2008, 16:30
lurks a sweaty
Filterlab
11-12-2008, 16:59
freshly baked gonad
Mike
11-12-2008, 17:25
salad, served with
Marco
11-12-2008, 17:32
Mike's botty gas
Mike
11-12-2008, 18:27
which is plentiful
Marco
11-12-2008, 18:46
and uniquely fragrant
Filterlab
11-12-2008, 19:49
and exceptionally hazardous
Marco
11-12-2008, 20:02
marinated 'Gentleman's Relish'
Mike
11-12-2008, 20:03
applied generously to
Marco
11-12-2008, 20:31
an elephant's tadger
bong
12-12-2008, 00:44
bottled at source
Dave Cawley
12-12-2008, 02:13
distilled for months (still in Miami....)
Filterlab
12-12-2008, 10:06
and then gargled
Marco
12-12-2008, 11:01
with sheep 'pellets'
bong
12-12-2008, 11:17
of notable pedigree
Filterlab
12-12-2008, 11:37
from western Cumbria
Marco
12-12-2008, 11:43
where you once
Filterlab
12-12-2008, 11:48
met a sheep
Dave Cawley
12-12-2008, 11:48
found a girl
Marco
12-12-2008, 11:50
joined them together
Prince of Darkness
12-12-2008, 12:23
for illegal activities
bong
12-12-2008, 12:29
while remaining aloof
Filterlab
12-12-2008, 12:46
of international bylaws
bong
12-12-2008, 13:08
and national festivals
Marco
12-12-2008, 13:40
but nevertheless interfered
Acorn3a
12-12-2008, 15:07
with a gorgeous
Marco
12-12-2008, 18:27
billy goat called
Prince of Darkness
12-12-2008, 19:03
Gruff, and also
Marco
12-12-2008, 19:18
his pet badger
Mike
12-12-2008, 19:19
which was humping
Marco
12-12-2008, 19:45
a nearby wombat
Acorn3a
12-12-2008, 21:32
that screamed out
Mike
12-12-2008, 21:36
at the indignity
Marco
12-12-2008, 22:04
of having its
bong
12-12-2008, 23:58
tonsils forcibly yanked
Marco
13-12-2008, 07:44
with a rusty
bong
13-12-2008, 07:59
pair of tonearms
Marco
13-12-2008, 08:01
squeals echoed around
bong
13-12-2008, 08:17
and still echoed
Marco
13-12-2008, 08:19
until dawn when
bong
13-12-2008, 09:23
batteries ran out
Marco
13-12-2008, 09:25
but improvised with
Acorn3a
13-12-2008, 10:47
beresford power supply
Dave Cawley
13-12-2008, 13:18
some wire and
Mike
13-12-2008, 13:36
some carbolic soap
bong
13-12-2008, 14:03
organic of course
Marco
13-12-2008, 14:32
as donkey poo
Acorn3a
13-12-2008, 14:48
smells the nicest
Dave Cawley
13-12-2008, 14:51
but then I
Prince of Darkness
13-12-2008, 15:45
would say that
bong
13-12-2008, 16:01
it's quite pointless
Marco
13-12-2008, 16:27
exposing my little
Acorn3a
13-12-2008, 17:10
flacid pink dangla
Marco
13-12-2008, 17:33
to passing giraffes
muffinman
13-12-2008, 18:46
who stifle laughs
Marco
13-12-2008, 18:58
but inadvertently giggle
bong
14-12-2008, 00:16
while simultaneously envious
Marco
14-12-2008, 04:14
of the donkey's
bong
14-12-2008, 04:34
pair of dangling
Marco
14-12-2008, 04:50
shiny Christmas baubles
bong
14-12-2008, 06:49
frosted and glistening
Marco
14-12-2008, 07:30
with sparkling dewdrops
Acorn3a
14-12-2008, 09:48
on his nose
Marco
14-12-2008, 11:11
intermingled with snot
bong
14-12-2008, 11:47
and ancient scabs
Prince of Darkness
14-12-2008, 11:50
crossing picket lines
Marco
14-12-2008, 11:59
and entering Poundstretcher
Mike
14-12-2008, 12:12
to buy a
Marco
14-12-2008, 12:29
cheeky wee blouse
bong
14-12-2008, 12:59
with lace trimmings
Marco
14-12-2008, 13:13
to parade around
bong
14-12-2008, 13:25
with wild abandonment
Marco
14-12-2008, 13:28
jauntily through Asda
Acorn3a
14-12-2008, 14:07
buying all B-O-G-O-F's
Marco
14-12-2008, 14:23
in-the panty aisle
bong
14-12-2008, 14:35
trying everything on
Marco
14-12-2008, 15:15
and smirking uncontrolably
Acorn3a
14-12-2008, 20:51
with a hard
Mike
14-12-2008, 20:53
yet supple protuberance
Marco
14-12-2008, 21:07
peeking out provocatively
bong
14-12-2008, 22:34
between the flaps
Marco
14-12-2008, 23:04
of folded flacidness
bong
15-12-2008, 01:43
once perky goodness
Marco
15-12-2008, 10:56
now shrivelled and
Mike
15-12-2008, 12:01
useless, like a
Filterlab
15-12-2008, 12:25
Britney Spears single
Marco
15-12-2008, 15:52
deeply unsatisfying and
muffinman
15-12-2008, 16:03
smelling just like
Marco
15-12-2008, 17:57
Britney's discarded pantyhose
Filterlab
15-12-2008, 18:52
and 'pubic' wig
Marco
15-12-2008, 19:25
swiftly shaven by
Filterlab
15-12-2008, 19:44
Duncan Goodhew's barber
Acorn3a
15-12-2008, 20:14
using the sharp
Marco
15-12-2008, 20:26
end of his
Acorn3a
15-12-2008, 21:46
large shiny chopper
Marco
15-12-2008, 23:38
Then all-of-a-sudden
Filterlab
16-12-2008, 10:09
someone cheated badly
Marco
16-12-2008, 10:55
at strip poker
Filterlab
16-12-2008, 11:50
and 'three words' :)
Marco
16-12-2008, 11:52
and whipped accordingly
Acorn3a
16-12-2008, 14:01
with a leather
Filterlab
16-12-2008, 14:11
copy of 1984
bong
16-12-2008, 14:17
wrapped nicely around
Marco
16-12-2008, 15:15
Jeremy's protective codpiece
Mr. C
16-12-2008, 18:29
delicately acid dipped
Filterlab
16-12-2008, 19:34
and etched with
Marco
16-12-2008, 20:09
an etchy thing
bong
16-12-2008, 22:26
suitably blunt and
Mr. C
16-12-2008, 22:55
revolving at 357rpm
Marco
16-12-2008, 23:07
Tony's hourly rate ;)
Mike
17-12-2008, 00:28
of consuming the
Mr. C
17-12-2008, 09:01
ring-piece of-the damned
bong
17-12-2008, 09:14
resembling a cod-piece
Dave Cawley
17-12-2008, 09:17
but really a