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Marco
10-07-2011, 11:29
Sniff ya codpiece

prestonchipfryer
10-07-2011, 14:37
savour the aroma

Beechwoods
10-07-2011, 16:52
A rancid pavlova

prestonchipfryer
11-07-2011, 11:18
Don't drop it

Puffin
11-07-2011, 17:21
drop da-bass instead

Marco
11-07-2011, 21:42
and yer load

Puffin
12-07-2011, 06:21
all over t'internet

Marco
12-07-2011, 08:53
fertilising un-kissed virgins

prestonchipfryer
12-07-2011, 09:47
quivering and pulsating

Puffin
12-07-2011, 13:32
like grinning AlexUK:lol::lol::lol::lolsign::lolsign::gig:

Alex_UK
12-07-2011, 15:27
putting on his

Puffin
12-07-2011, 15:30
something more comfortable :)

Marco
12-07-2011, 15:35
like a chiffon

Puffin
12-07-2011, 17:16
Gryphon, stalking women

prestonchipfryer
13-07-2011, 07:12
flesh wobbling fearfully

Marco
13-07-2011, 09:06
mentally undressing them

Puffin
13-07-2011, 10:19
or just mental!

Marco
13-07-2011, 10:44
and dangerously unstable

prestonchipfryer
13-07-2011, 16:42
nuclear reactor rods

Puffin
13-07-2011, 17:26
mistaken for penis

Marco
13-07-2011, 17:29
by Mr Magoo

Puffin
13-07-2011, 19:06
who eats spanners

Rog_test
13-07-2011, 20:13
while testing sig-images

Marco
13-07-2011, 22:30
alongside nylon pants

Alex_UK
13-07-2011, 23:10
generating static electricity

Puffin
14-07-2011, 11:42
In button mushrooms

Marco
14-07-2011, 11:52
sautéed by penguins

prestonchipfryer
14-07-2011, 14:10
devoured by pigs

Marco
14-07-2011, 14:19
regurgitated by swans

prestonchipfryer
14-07-2011, 16:41
lapped up heartily

Marco
14-07-2011, 17:04
by passing weevils

Jonboy
14-07-2011, 19:51
marching to Wrexham

Marco
14-07-2011, 20:04
for the free

Jonboy
14-07-2011, 20:18
back sack and-crack

Beechwoods
14-07-2011, 21:03
All the trimmings

Puffin
14-07-2011, 21:04
cock - a - leekie

Beechwoods
14-07-2011, 21:34
toad in whole

Puffin
15-07-2011, 06:27
batter in half

Marco
15-07-2011, 08:00
tinfoil-wrapped foreskin roasting

Puffin
15-07-2011, 11:37
with laydee Jus

Marco
15-07-2011, 12:21
not unlike fish-sauce

prestonchipfryer
15-07-2011, 12:32
somewhat sprat-like flavour

Puffin
15-07-2011, 13:35
Jesus performed Mackerel's

Border Riever
15-07-2011, 16:53
with jimmy hendrix

Marco
15-07-2011, 18:08
who was judging

Alex_UK
15-07-2011, 18:30
the knobbly knees

Puffin
15-07-2011, 20:50
with mushy peas

Marco
15-07-2011, 21:28
and Fiona's fleas

Jonboy
15-07-2011, 21:30
scratch that itch

Puffin
16-07-2011, 07:51
smack the bitch

Marco
16-07-2011, 08:36
until she squeals

Puffin
16-07-2011, 11:19
I love eels

Alex_UK
16-07-2011, 14:23
but not peeled

Acorn3a
16-07-2011, 15:41
Or in hi-heels

prestonchipfryer
16-07-2011, 16:32
sixteen inch wheels

Puffin
16-07-2011, 17:49
four on-the floor

Alex_UK
16-07-2011, 17:56
stick shift heaven

Puffin
16-07-2011, 20:34
stir the porridge

Marco
16-07-2011, 22:05
with your cock

Alex_UK
16-07-2011, 22:36
and his hens

Marco
18-07-2011, 07:52
will swallow the

prestonchipfryer
18-07-2011, 09:20
moistened, velvety mozzarella

Puffin
18-07-2011, 11:55
Buffalo or Bison

prestonchipfryer
18-07-2011, 17:25
breast or bum?

Marco
18-07-2011, 17:37
slice of both

Acorn3a
18-07-2011, 18:03
with some horseradish

prestonchipfryer
19-07-2011, 18:22
hot and steaming

Marco
19-07-2011, 18:40
like a turd

prestonchipfryer
20-07-2011, 12:20
freshly laid today

Marco
20-07-2011, 17:13
fly-ridden stinking pancake

prestonchipfryer
20-07-2011, 17:18
oozing, sulphurous, fetid

Jonboy
20-07-2011, 17:28
fishy lady juice

Alex_UK
20-07-2011, 17:45
with cocktail umbrella

Marco
20-07-2011, 18:18
and Maraschino cherries

prestonchipfryer
20-07-2011, 18:43
pink, glistening, ripe

Marco
20-07-2011, 19:58
requiring popping by

webby
20-07-2011, 21:46
Jean Michel Jarre

Alex_UK
20-07-2011, 21:49
with his laser

Marco
21-07-2011, 07:43
that pleases her

Puffin
21-07-2011, 21:16
desire for cornflakes

Marco
21-07-2011, 22:13
stuck to bell-ends

Puffin
22-07-2011, 12:14
coarsely massaging gossamer

Rog_test
23-07-2011, 09:42
webs of silk

prestonchipfryer
23-07-2011, 11:00
veins vibrating vigourously

bogle111
23-07-2011, 13:14
pulses pulsating passionately

keiths
23-07-2011, 16:53
producing pussy palpitations

Border Riever
23-07-2011, 17:23
Like a Jack-hammer

Marco
24-07-2011, 08:15
pumping away at

Puffin
24-07-2011, 13:00
over ripe broccoli

Marco
24-07-2011, 15:13
Showz yer florets!

Rare Bird
24-07-2011, 15:21
you go first

DSJR
24-07-2011, 15:36
I'm clapped out

Puffin
24-07-2011, 17:52
piston broke then

Marco
24-07-2011, 17:53
A leaky valve?

Puffin
24-07-2011, 18:02
certain death ensured

Jonboy
24-07-2011, 18:05
grannys Sunday driving

Puffin
24-07-2011, 21:03
whilst high on-crack

DSJR
24-07-2011, 22:20
and drooling spittle

Marco
24-07-2011, 23:03
all over her

Alex_UK
24-07-2011, 23:08
sticky toffee pudding

Marco
24-07-2011, 23:34
intended for Johnny

prestonchipfryer
25-07-2011, 08:14
wearing his frock

Puffin
25-07-2011, 15:48
and ears-of Spock

prestonchipfryer
25-07-2011, 17:43
massive hard cock

Jonboy
25-07-2011, 18:17
in your dreams

prestonchipfryer
25-07-2011, 18:33
the lady screams

Puffin
25-07-2011, 18:49
my cats boiled

Jonboy
25-07-2011, 19:05
your fucked up :lol:

Marco
25-07-2011, 19:44
said Mrs Cameron

Alex_UK
25-07-2011, 19:58
as she plunged

Puffin
25-07-2011, 21:24
the clunge pool

Marco
25-07-2011, 21:58
filled with ferrets

bogle111
26-07-2011, 07:52
fighting for freedom

Marco
26-07-2011, 08:15
amongst PVC fetishists

DSJR
26-07-2011, 09:17
peeing in the

Marco
26-07-2011, 09:44
neighbour's laundry basket

DSJR
26-07-2011, 09:49
smelly poohey nickers

Marco
26-07-2011, 10:04
dissolved by wee

prestonchipfryer
26-07-2011, 11:27
enjoyed by millions

Puffin
26-07-2011, 13:38
cooked by pygmy's

Marco
26-07-2011, 14:08
prior to castration

Puffin
26-07-2011, 17:22
oh shit i've

Marco
26-07-2011, 17:42
jobbey'd my scanties

Puffin
26-07-2011, 18:36
mint sauce anyone?

Marco
26-07-2011, 18:47
cowpat cream, Betty?

DSJR
26-07-2011, 18:48
Semen on toast?

Jonboy
26-07-2011, 18:57
sausage jockey sandwich

Marco
26-07-2011, 19:10
Cheddar dome gratin?

bogle111
26-07-2011, 19:13
eaten with relish

Marco
26-07-2011, 19:29
and some Sauerkraut

Bazil
26-07-2011, 20:48
washed down with

Puffin
26-07-2011, 20:52
sparkling Cillit Bang

Jonboy
26-07-2011, 21:24
Cheddar dome gratin?


Pissing myself laughing :lolsign:

Marco
26-07-2011, 21:34
:eyebrows: :eyebrows:


soaking my waterproof

Alex_UK
26-07-2011, 21:37
warming my spuds

Marco
26-07-2011, 21:45
on her mound

bogle111
26-07-2011, 22:02
pound per pound

Marco
26-07-2011, 22:05
her tits were

bogle111
26-07-2011, 22:09
ripe red rubys

Jonboy
27-07-2011, 06:12
twiddle my twiddlers

Puffin
27-07-2011, 06:28
gobble turkey twizzlers

bogle111
27-07-2011, 06:40
"Yummy" said Felicia

prestonchipfryer
27-07-2011, 07:01
her mouth dripping

bogle111
27-07-2011, 07:22
nay, frothing fervently

Puffin
27-07-2011, 12:51
among frightful qwaeers

bogle111
28-07-2011, 08:20
Gloria gratifyingly gloated

Marco
28-07-2011, 08:21
expelled a mustard-burp

Jonboy
28-07-2011, 09:39
whilst fisting Johnny

Marco
28-07-2011, 13:56
who's facial expression

bogle111
28-07-2011, 20:26
said it all !

Marco
28-07-2011, 21:27
as did his

Alex_UK
28-07-2011, 21:54
pink kipper tie

Marco
28-07-2011, 22:13
used to strangle

bogle111
29-07-2011, 00:05
an MP maybe

Marco
29-07-2011, 00:57
who had exposed

Border Riever
29-07-2011, 18:38
his ornamental clackers

Marco
29-07-2011, 19:56
to the gnomes

Folkboy
29-07-2011, 20:25
on Hampstead Heath

Jonboy
29-07-2011, 20:27
bend over pumpkin

bogle111
29-07-2011, 23:34
it's a shakedown

Marco
30-07-2011, 00:33
What's that dandruff?

prestonchipfryer
30-07-2011, 09:13
scaly skin droppings

Marco
30-07-2011, 10:05
cascading floor-bound like

bogle111
30-07-2011, 11:42
scalp snow, all

Marco
30-07-2011, 11:47
powdery and flaky

Folkboy
30-07-2011, 14:46
, like Human confetti

prestonchipfryer
30-07-2011, 15:20
rancidly dribbling bile

Marco
30-07-2011, 15:25
like suppurating smegma

prestonchipfryer
30-07-2011, 17:08
snot-gobbling magus

Folkboy
30-07-2011, 19:50
or clag hangers

Marco
30-07-2011, 20:06
dangling from pish-flaps

Folkboy
31-07-2011, 11:15
like beef curtains

Marco
31-07-2011, 11:23
meaty, but moist

prestonchipfryer
31-07-2011, 18:52
tasting of mullett

Marco
31-07-2011, 19:51
down yer gullet

Puffin
01-08-2011, 19:36
mine's a pint!

prestonchipfryer
02-08-2011, 17:31
heaving, nay quivering

Marco
02-08-2011, 17:51
the frothy Guinness

Puffin
03-08-2011, 07:27
of acid reflux

Marco
03-08-2011, 12:09
dissolving skin tissue

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2011, 13:24
putrid musty purulence

Puffin
03-08-2011, 14:37
with pernicious scrofula

Marco
03-08-2011, 15:29
resembled her armpits

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2011, 17:17
stinking blubbery flesh

Marco
03-08-2011, 17:29
vegetarians would hate

Puffin
03-08-2011, 17:52
whale meat again

Marco
03-08-2011, 18:26
sang Vera Lynn ;)

prestonchipfryer
03-08-2011, 18:35
swigging the gin

Marco
03-08-2011, 18:44
legs open wide

Puffin
03-08-2011, 19:41
showing her gracie-fields

Alex_UK
03-08-2011, 21:24
with bluebirds over,

Rare Bird
03-08-2011, 23:30
the white cliffs

Thing Fish
03-08-2011, 23:36
of Bangladesh.

Rare Bird
03-08-2011, 23:42
where Bengal tigers

Thing Fish
03-08-2011, 23:45
eat small children

Marco
03-08-2011, 23:56
just for fun

SCIDB
04-08-2011, 01:04
and healthy living

Alex_UK
04-08-2011, 08:48
high in fibre

DSJR
04-08-2011, 08:51
with crunchy bones

Marco
04-08-2011, 09:13
and juicy spleens

Puffin
04-08-2011, 09:54
make excellent Samosas

Marco
04-08-2011, 10:10
generating intestinal gas

Rare Bird
04-08-2011, 10:12
that ifyournot careful

Marco
04-08-2011, 10:18
will asphyxiate parrots

Puffin
04-08-2011, 12:09
with tinned carrots (vomit:lol:)

prestonchipfryer
04-08-2011, 17:14
throat burning wretching

Puffin
04-08-2011, 17:22
Oooh lovely Mavis

Alex_UK
04-08-2011, 17:28
the cunning linguist

worthingpagan
04-08-2011, 17:51
rapid bowel movements

prestonchipfryer
04-08-2011, 18:49
turds freely passing

Marco
04-08-2011, 18:52
betwixt stagnent smegma

Rare Bird
04-08-2011, 21:58
of cheesey concoction

Marco
05-08-2011, 00:09
purple dome gratin

Rare Bird
05-08-2011, 00:19
Sounds-too good to-eat

prestonchipfryer
05-08-2011, 06:23
cunninglingus flavoured meat

Puffin
05-08-2011, 06:53
cunning stunts are-better

prestonchipfryer
05-08-2011, 07:59
juicy pussy wetter

Marco
05-08-2011, 08:23
weird adult-nappy soaker

Puffin
05-08-2011, 13:38
water sports obligatory

Marco
05-08-2011, 14:59
otherwise spanking ensues

Rare Bird
05-08-2011, 15:19
mucchio golden showers

Folkboy
05-08-2011, 16:53
follows Sunday's heatwave

Puffin
05-08-2011, 17:06
beware of flooding

Marco
05-08-2011, 17:31
double-up yer protection!

Folkboy
05-08-2011, 18:53
(ban hyphenated words)

keiths
05-08-2011, 18:57
(yes-i-agree-because-it-makes-it too easy)

Marco
05-08-2011, 19:11
just like de-flowering

Puffin
05-08-2011, 19:29
a ladies garden

Marco
05-08-2011, 19:53
, her herb patch

Border Riever
05-08-2011, 20:21
with snail trails

Marco
05-08-2011, 21:16
signposting seafood city

Puffin
06-08-2011, 07:23
cock prawn tails

Marco
06-08-2011, 07:46
dipped in lady-juice

Alex_UK
06-08-2011, 08:40
the real Liebfraumilch

Marco
06-08-2011, 09:56
only with hairs-in

DSJR
06-08-2011, 10:22
on cork mats

Marco
06-08-2011, 10:39
strategically positioned underneath

Rare Bird
06-08-2011, 12:18
Aunt sally's teapot

prestonchipfryer
06-08-2011, 13:01
whilst fervently fondling

DSJR
06-08-2011, 13:17
her warm spout

Rare Bird
06-08-2011, 13:47
while Worzel interchanged

Alex_UK
06-08-2011, 14:38
his grubby head

Marco
06-08-2011, 14:43
glistening and purple-domed

Rare Bird
06-08-2011, 15:46
fadge box pounder

prestonchipfryer
06-08-2011, 16:08
balls hanging droopily

Alex_UK
06-08-2011, 16:17
Tea bagging ready

Rare Bird
06-08-2011, 17:03
for serious action

Puffin
06-08-2011, 17:35
Aaahh yeaahhh Baby!!

Marco
06-08-2011, 17:47
take its girth

Rare Bird
06-08-2011, 17:54
take it easy