Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Rare Bird]

necessities of life

[Marco]

like rubbing your

[Covenant]

bottom along the

[Themis]

immaculate rear side

[Rare Bird]

winscreen wiper blade

[Marco]

which chopped off

[Rare Bird]

Your Bollox Sac's

[Marco]

revealing plump 'n' juicy

[DSJR]

Red Raw Plums

[Marco]

gobbled up by

[snapper]

hungry fair maidens

[Mr. C]

anticpating orgasmic hystria

[Themis]

of inexperienced victims

[DSJR]

with good 12-inches

[Themis]

of radial cones

[Alex_UK]

or exquisite tonearms

[Rare Bird]

not worth a

[Themis]

direct driven masochist

[Marco]

dressed as a

[Rare Bird]

Pizza delivery man

[Marco]

exposing his pepperoni

[Rare Bird]

as well as

[Marco]

his cheesy crust

[Rare Bird]

That stinks like

[Marco]

last year's Gorgonzola

[Rare Bird]

More putrid than

[Marco]

stagnent arse butter

[Rare Bird]

as thick as

[Marco]

an LP12 user

[Rare Bird]

& Naim user

[Marco]

whose combined thickness

[Rare Bird]

is so identical

[Marco]

it renders them

[Themis]

fluorescent green and

[Marco]

resembling lemon-curd snotters

[Alex_UK]

plastered on toast

[Rare Bird]

with crusty crusts

[Marco]

dipping her 'yolk'

[Rare Bird]

In any old

[Marco]

gaping hairy wound

[Rare Bird]

Dripping with hot

[Marco]

dirty man's water

[Mr. C]

cleansed with H2SO4

[Rare Bird]

enough to make

[Themis]

of spectacular aspect

[Marco]

a milky deposit

[Rare Bird]

Smelling rather like

[snapper]

Chanel No. 5

[Rare Bird]

Which smells like

[snapper]

stale cigarette smoke

[Rare Bird]

that can really

[Marco]

overpower bell-end odour

[Rare Bird]

To the extent

[Mr. C]

of-chord-power-amp paint-stripping abilities

[Rare Bird]

that very dubiously

[Jonboy]

has a following

[Rare Bird]

of cult status

[Mr. C]

paired with SL2's

[Marco]

and nylon underpants

[snapper]

chaffing inner thighs

[Marco]

causing accute irritation

[Joe]

to forum primadonnas

[Marco]

wearing lacy petticoats

[Joe]

twirling fancy cables

[Marco]

a euphemism for

[Alex_UK]

having a quick

[Marco]

sneaky five-finger shuffle

[Joe]

making you blind

[Marco]

giving you cramp

[Joe]

and sticky fingers

[Marco]

sucked clean by

[Rare Bird]

the lollypop lady

[Marco]

flicking her bean

[Rare Bird]

Upto the point

[Marco]

of moaning like

[Rare Bird]

a demented pig

[Marco]

then, ecstatically, squirting

[Covenant]

toothpaste over everybody

[Themis]

approaching the little

[Marco]

dwarf and kicking

[Alex_UK]

seven shades of

[Marco]

shit out of

[Covenant]

his tiny backside

[Marco]

, tortured his ass

[Rare Bird]

With-er giant sausage

[Marco]

whose meat-to-water content

[Rare Bird]

together with slurry

[Marco]

enabled it to

[Rare Bird]

kill-yer Early doors

[Marco]

especially when inserted

[Rare Bird]

up yer ring-piece

[Acorn3a]

with brute force

[Rare Bird]

of a thousand

[Marco]

pregnant constipated badgers

[Rare Bird]

with big hairy

[Jonboy]

bearded clam yogurt

[Marco]

smeared all over

[Themis]

the place among

[Marco]

the assembled crossdressers

[Rare Bird]

down at Tesco

[Marco]

where 'Brenda' modelled

[Rare Bird]

her latest hot

[Marco]

pants in cerise

[Rare Bird]

With white spots

[Marco]

teasing dormant trouser-snakes

[Rare Bird]

ready to spit

[Marco]

hot, milky, man-cream

[Rare Bird]

Fresh from prostate

[Marco]

therefore, nicely marinated

[Rare Bird]

& guaranteeing a

[Marco]

succulent, fruity, aftertaste

[Rare Bird]

they just love

[Marco]

Savour the flavour!

[Themis]

of barely cooked

[Rare Bird]

moo cow nuts

[Marco]

force-some-up-yer-Jap's eye

[Rare Bird]

for an eye

[Marco]

tit-for-a-tit

[Rare Bird]

tit for tat

[Jonboy]

tits for a-w*nk

[Marco]

finest ham shank

[Covenant]

A naughty prank

[Marco]

panties were rank

[Rare Bird]

get a bath

[Mr. C]

with kurstin Dunst

[Rare Bird]

No Blonds Please

:sofa:

[Jonboy]

Brunettes are best
:sofa:

[Marco]

less dandruff to

[Rare Bird]

Snort Up Your

[Marco]

red-raw, bulbous, Jap's-eye

[Rare Bird]

The size-er Krakatoa

[Marco]

cheesy enough to

[Rare Bird]

Kill a Lasagne

[Marco]

washed down with

[Rare Bird]

vintage Methylated Spirits

[Marco]

an excellent vintage!

[Rare Bird]

Warms mi cockles

[Themis]

but no more

[Marco]

dribbled over my

[Rare Bird]

Tiny size dick

:lol:

[Marco]

laugh ye not

[Rare Bird]

O mastefull one

[Marco]

and spread your

[Alex_UK]

Marmite on toast

[Marco]

which I will

[Rare Bird]

Bring back up

[Marco]

with some diced-carrots

[Rare Bird]

Bugs Bunny nibbles

[Marco]

and an old

[Rare Bird]

Soggy wet lettuice

[Marco]

which had inadvertently

[Rare Bird]

given me sticky

[Themis]

full of nasty

[Marco]

suppurating puss-like carbuncles

[Rare Bird]

On my big

[Jonboy]

Fat juicy marrow

[Covenant]

which didn't taste

[Marco]

like Fiona's fanny

[Rare Bird]

but tasted like

[Marco]

Samantha's salmon slot

[Rare Bird]

All tight &

[Marco]

ready to be

[Rare Bird]

Hammered to death

[Marco]

with a feather

[Alex_UK]

that tickled her

[Marco]

numerous erogenous zones

[Rare Bird]

Till she explodes

[Marco]

all over your

[Themis]

brand new water-bed

[Mr. C]

being used for

[Marco]

a bouncy castle

[Rare Bird]

a cat basket

[Marco]

and a toilet

[Rare Bird]

an oxo dispenser

[Jonboy]

Lusty lynda bellingham

[Alex_UK]

crumbled her brown

[Rare Bird]

Shit stained Knickers :lol:

[Marco]

only removable by

[Rare Bird]

Sand Blasting Equipment

[Mr. C]

and stress re-leaving

[Marco]

aroused nipple massage

[Rare Bird]

Areola licking good

[Mr. C]

with lactation abounds

[Themis]

the fussy grandmother's

[Marco]

deep penetration dildo

[Rare Bird]

Working On Overdrive

[Marco]

drilling it deep

[Mr. C]

with interchangeable-heads & hermit-doll-attachment

[Rare Bird]

Mardy Khant Admins

[Marco]

Watch it, you! ;)

[Rare Bird]

:lol:

[Covenant]

All distinguished gentlemen

[Themis]

with green stockings

[Covenant]

and powdered wigs

[DSJR]

spreading the jelly

[Marco]

around the rim

[DSJR]

before squeezing in

[Marco]

a little butter

[Mr. C]

slightly too salty

[Alex_UK]

and rock hard

[Jonboy]

Vera was excited

[Marco]

about her clitoro-labiectomy

[Rare Bird]

Swollen but wanting

[Marco]

her bean flicked

[Rare Bird]

with frantic anticipation

[Ian Walker]

bwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Rare Bird]

Much orgasmic tension

[Covenant]

followed by relief

[Rare Bird]

With an explosive

[Jonboy]

Outburst Stan entered

[Rare Bird]

cheap chinese shite

[Mr. C]

masquerading as chow-mien

[Jonboy]

sweet-n-sour Bob replied

[Rare Bird]

No-time-for-the old in-out, love, I've-just-come-to-read-the-meter

[Marco]

a likely story...

[Rare Bird]

Alice in Wonderland

[Marco]

flashed her tits

[Rare Bird]

to the madhatter

[Marco]

who promptly grabbed

[Rare Bird]

his fat stonker

[Marco]

lowering it towards

[Rare Bird]

Her wanting fadge

[Marco]

A bear appeared...

[Rare Bird]

& guess what

[Marco]

it looked like

[Rare Bird]

A rabid rat

[Marco]

sporting leather shorts

[Alex_UK]

socks deftly stuffed

[Themis]

with parmigiano reggiano

[Marco]

causing cheesy feet

[Rare Bird]

& festering bunions

[Marco]

producing an aroma

[Rare Bird]

Bad enough to

[Marco]

poison pregnant hefalumps

[Rare Bird]

All Nice un'pink

[Themis]

like these mushrooms

[Marco]

strapped to my

[Jonboy]

whip weilding lesbian

[Rare Bird]

Beer glass collector

[Marco]

she fettles my

[Alex_UK]

Vertical Tracking Angle

[Marco]

making me bark

[Alex_UK]

up the wrong

[Marco]

stuffed penguin's botty

[Rare Bird]

p-p-p-pick-up a Penguin

[Marco]

boot it up

[Rare Bird]

the ring piece

[Marco]

watching it bounce

[Rare Bird]

all over the

[Marco]

jizz-stained sheepskin rug