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Mr. C
17-12-2008, 10:36
Clairol 2 speed
Dave Cawley
17-12-2008, 11:03
super deluxe hairdryer
Filterlab
17-12-2008, 12:02
in burnt ocre
Marco
17-12-2008, 12:16
Limp-wristed ladyboys
Dave Cawley
17-12-2008, 12:59
dry their hair
bong
17-12-2008, 13:14
whilst simultaneously revealing
Marco
17-12-2008, 13:18
their frilly knickers
Mr. C
17-12-2008, 17:54
dowsed in translucent
Marco
17-12-2008, 18:30
slimy 'man's milk'
Filterlab
17-12-2008, 20:16
ejected from a
bong
17-12-2008, 23:59
leaking left nostril
Marco
18-12-2008, 00:09
lemon curd-like
Filterlab
18-12-2008, 10:51
in its appearance
Marco
18-12-2008, 11:15
it oozed sinuously
Dave Cawley
18-12-2008, 12:39
suddenly turning into
Marco
18-12-2008, 12:53
oily suppurating puss
Filterlab
18-12-2008, 16:18
in boots from
Acorn3a
18-12-2008, 16:38
the local pantomime
Dave Cawley
18-12-2008, 19:15
where the horse
Mike
18-12-2008, 19:16
mounted the sheep
bong
18-12-2008, 23:43
while drinking deeply
Dave Cawley
19-12-2008, 08:10
a red wine
Mike
19-12-2008, 16:44
containing suspicious looking
Filterlab
19-12-2008, 22:40
elements of badger
Beechwoods
19-12-2008, 22:43
bated breath while
Filterlab
19-12-2008, 22:49
stalking a fox
snapper
20-12-2008, 00:30
showz yer beaver!
bong
20-12-2008, 00:40
with tongues wagging
Dave Cawley
20-12-2008, 08:24
sleigh bells ringing
anthonyTD
20-12-2008, 10:15
with all things...
Acorn3a
20-12-2008, 23:26
surely must pass
Dave Cawley
21-12-2008, 08:39
and happy Christmas!
anthonyTD
22-12-2008, 10:55
one and all :)
Marco
22-12-2008, 18:58
Santa's a poof!
muffinman
22-12-2008, 19:03
who comes annally
muffinman
22-12-2008, 19:04
i mean annually
Marco
22-12-2008, 19:21
his 'middle leg'
Filterlab
23-12-2008, 09:36
riddled with gout
Marco
23-12-2008, 19:54
gingerly pointing upwards
Acorn3a
24-12-2008, 09:53
towards his snout
Marco
24-12-2008, 09:54
its bulbous red
Filterlab
24-12-2008, 10:49
nose glowing brightly
Marco
26-12-2008, 19:43
indicating it ready
Dave Cawley
28-12-2008, 18:13
for a drink
Marco
28-12-2008, 18:21
of its own
Dave Cawley
28-12-2008, 18:25
home made beer
Marco
28-12-2008, 20:15
; its creamy, frothy
Mike
28-12-2008, 20:16
full of twigs
Marco
28-12-2008, 20:22
'head' oozed down
Dave Cawley
28-12-2008, 21:38
pint of Grolsh
Marco
29-12-2008, 10:36
a euphemism for
Dave Cawley
29-12-2008, 10:39
a refreshing beer
Marco
29-12-2008, 11:50
but in Wales
Dave Cawley
29-12-2008, 12:24
pint of Buckleys
Acorn3a
02-01-2009, 09:50
and not forgetting
Dave Cawley
02-01-2009, 09:51
packet of crisps
Marco
02-01-2009, 12:33
to silence the
Dave Cawley
02-01-2009, 13:11
quest for hunger
Marco
02-01-2009, 13:22
and lewd dreams
Dave Cawley
02-01-2009, 13:59
and more beer
anthonyTD
02-01-2009, 16:37
and pork scratchings...
Marco
03-01-2009, 00:26
indicate severe signs

Marco.
Mike
03-01-2009, 00:32
of wrinkling around
Marco
03-01-2009, 00:43
the swollen rim
Dave Cawley
03-01-2009, 08:08
and took paracetamol
Marco
03-01-2009, 10:59
mixed with Pysilocibin
Mike
03-01-2009, 11:01
and a spoonful
Dave Cawley
03-01-2009, 11:09
of lovely honey
Marco
03-01-2009, 11:18
add hash cake
Mike
03-01-2009, 12:04
gently toast until
Dave Cawley
03-01-2009, 18:13
time for tea
Marco
03-01-2009, 19:45
; the French maid
Acorn3a
03-01-2009, 20:23
on top of
anthonyTD
03-01-2009, 21:20
the christmas tree...
Marco
03-01-2009, 21:41
legs akimbo, dribbling
Dave Cawley
03-01-2009, 22:19
waiting for me
Marco
04-01-2009, 00:33
to enter her
Dave Cawley
04-01-2009, 08:18
kitchen for tea
Marco
04-01-2009, 11:03
really a dungeon
Dave Cawley
04-01-2009, 11:41
designed for a
Marco
04-01-2009, 11:47
masked bondage bonker
Dave Cawley
04-01-2009, 12:12
who wanted tea
Marco
04-01-2009, 12:33
to lubricate his
Dave Cawley
04-01-2009, 12:45
croaky old throat
Acorn3a
05-01-2009, 13:38
hoping it would
Dave Cawley
05-01-2009, 14:31
quench his thirst
Filterlab
05-01-2009, 22:02
for badger blood
Dave Cawley
05-01-2009, 23:35
but it did'nt
Marco
05-01-2009, 23:54
so he mutilated
Filterlab
05-01-2009, 23:55
a ripened orange
Marco
06-01-2009, 09:23
distributing its juices
Acorn3a
06-01-2009, 09:44
all over the
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 10:12
young virgin bride
Dave Cawley
06-01-2009, 10:18
who did exclaim
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 10:30
"later Mr Darcy!"
Marco
06-01-2009, 11:04
as she unfastened
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 11:42
her dogged fastener
Dave Cawley
06-01-2009, 12:05
which stuck again
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 12:49
in the entrance
Marco
06-01-2009, 12:56
to her 'dungeon'
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 12:57
of depraved lust
Marco
06-01-2009, 13:04
, dank and damp
Dave Cawley
06-01-2009, 13:20
gagging for a cupa
Marco
06-01-2009, 14:20
-la big, hairy
Mike
06-01-2009, 14:28
spiders, with long
Marco
06-01-2009, 14:51
knicker-elastic invading
anthonyTD
06-01-2009, 15:56
limbs and fangs...
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 16:18
and creepy crawlies
Marco
06-01-2009, 16:35
lovely roasted with
Filterlab
06-01-2009, 17:07
fresh Pennsylvania asparagus
Marco
06-01-2009, 20:03
inserted into nostrills
Acorn3a
06-01-2009, 20:45
and inhaled with
Marco
06-01-2009, 21:58
some prime ganja
Acorn3a
07-01-2009, 09:19
bought off a
Dave Cawley
07-01-2009, 09:26
market in Peru
Filterlab
07-01-2009, 12:04
that sells bears
Acorn3a
07-01-2009, 14:08
that can dance
Marco
07-01-2009, 14:45
when suitably intoxicated
Dave Cawley
07-01-2009, 15:50
with Simon Smith

( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8zI5xjwKYw )
Filterlab
07-01-2009, 19:55
and his orchestra
Marco
08-01-2009, 13:21
performing post-coital
Filterlab
08-01-2009, 13:39
love lump licking
Acorn3a
08-01-2009, 14:02
whilst inserting a
anthonyTD
08-01-2009, 16:58
knitting needle into...
Acorn3a
08-01-2009, 17:06
a small flacid...
Prince of Darkness
08-01-2009, 17:30
Ring Tailed Lemur
Donald Hanson
08-01-2009, 18:16
eyes wide open
Filterlab
08-01-2009, 20:39
and reading porn
Donald Hanson
08-01-2009, 20:53
ready to say
Marco
08-01-2009, 22:52
I recognise that
Filterlab
08-01-2009, 22:55
this publication should
Marco
08-01-2009, 23:01
be widely available
Filterlab
08-01-2009, 23:33
to youth clubs
Marco
09-01-2009, 00:09
where depravity festers
Acorn3a
09-01-2009, 09:28
and erections are
Marco
09-01-2009, 11:57
causing 'tents' in
Filterlab
09-01-2009, 12:35
oversized filthy trousers
Marco
09-01-2009, 23:33
ice-cubes applied to
Dave Cawley
10-01-2009, 08:07
Gin and tonic
Marco
10-01-2009, 11:35
used to bribe
Filterlab
10-01-2009, 12:11
and then imbibe
Marco
10-01-2009, 17:58
the salty residue
Dave Cawley
10-01-2009, 18:23
from a margarita
Filterlab
10-01-2009, 19:48
mixed with ale
Dave Cawley
10-01-2009, 21:30
and a pasty
Filterlab
10-01-2009, 21:52
fresh from Ginsters
Acorn3a
11-01-2009, 11:34
buy one, get......
Mike
11-01-2009, 11:37
Ill straight away
Prince of Darkness
11-01-2009, 13:40
the Cornish say!
Primalsea
11-01-2009, 16:14
All Reet Meluva
Marco
11-01-2009, 17:42
as she swallows
Filterlab
11-01-2009, 18:55
her prodigious pride
Dave Cawley
11-01-2009, 19:03
and proceeds to
Marco
11-01-2009, 21:08
unzip and unleash
Dave Cawley
11-01-2009, 22:26
a living legend
Filterlab
11-01-2009, 22:33
named Bob McDick
Marco
11-01-2009, 22:40
protuberant and primed
Filterlab
11-01-2009, 22:42
with metallic Hammerite
Marco
11-01-2009, 22:46
guaranteed to bludgeon
Dave Cawley
11-01-2009, 22:52
a Linn LP12
Marco
11-01-2009, 22:58
and all 'Belters'
Primalsea
11-01-2009, 23:32
And all DD's
Marco
11-01-2009, 23:34
which completely annihilate
Acorn3a
12-01-2009, 09:06
all mp3 files
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 10:17
which aren't really
Acorn3a
12-01-2009, 12:42
meant to be
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 12:43
used with hi-fi
Dave Cawley
12-01-2009, 12:50
or even music
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 13:00
in any form
Acorn3a
12-01-2009, 14:18
unless your using
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 14:19
unless your using

possessives rather than infinitives
Marco
12-01-2009, 15:18
and wearing gran's
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 15:55
old damp longjohns
Marco
12-01-2009, 16:10
and feeling strangely
Mike
12-01-2009, 16:50
moist around the
muffinman
12-01-2009, 16:56
lavender scented bush
Filterlab
12-01-2009, 18:36
caused by bubblebath
Acorn3a
12-01-2009, 20:58
while inserting a
Marco
12-01-2009, 21:04
loofah sideways up
Primalsea
13-01-2009, 08:02
the leg hole
Filterlab
13-01-2009, 08:55
and then pulling
Marco
13-01-2009, 16:13
firmly down, revealing
Acorn3a
13-01-2009, 17:00
a massive thick
Marco
13-01-2009, 17:11
fig roll someone
Mike
13-01-2009, 17:12
had inadvertently left
Marco
13-01-2009, 18:30
hanging precariously from
Dave Cawley
13-01-2009, 19:42
the tenth floor
Acorn3a
13-01-2009, 20:00
with no safety-net
Marco
13-01-2009, 20:07
other than rancid
Prince of Darkness
14-01-2009, 10:07
Budweiser soaked beard
Marco
14-01-2009, 12:00
which thirstily absorbed
Acorn3a
14-01-2009, 16:48
eight pints of
Marco
14-01-2009, 17:10
stagnent minge juice
muffinman
14-01-2009, 17:24
which attracted cats
Marco
15-01-2009, 00:49
and other pussies
Dave Cawley
15-01-2009, 08:17
from the local
Marco
15-01-2009, 08:24
cattery where Betty
Dave Cawley
15-01-2009, 08:39
breeds Maine Coons
Marco
15-01-2009, 09:37
big and furry
Dave Cawley
15-01-2009, 09:39
lovable and gentle
Marco
15-01-2009, 09:52
soft and sumptuous
Dave Cawley
15-01-2009, 09:58
eveyone needs one
Acorn3a
15-01-2009, 11:25
to play with
Marco
15-01-2009, 13:04
make it 'purr'
Acorn3a
15-01-2009, 19:52
stroke its fur
Dave Cawley
15-01-2009, 23:09
give her milk
Marco
15-01-2009, 23:46
watch it piss
Dave Cawley
16-01-2009, 07:31
comb her fur
Acorn3a
16-01-2009, 09:20
kick its arse
Marco
16-01-2009, 20:07
into the microwave
Mike
16-01-2009, 22:20
turn it on
Marco
16-01-2009, 22:22
watch it 'pop'
Dave Cawley
16-01-2009, 22:56
popcorn and milk
Marco
17-01-2009, 20:23
inserted up its
Dave Cawley
17-01-2009, 20:34
lovely feeding bowl
Marco
17-01-2009, 20:46
filled with sick
Acorn3a
17-01-2009, 21:00
want a lick?
Marco
17-01-2009, 21:08
asked the chick
Dave Cawley
17-01-2009, 23:06
not for me
Marco
18-01-2009, 09:19
I prefer wee
Dave Cawley
18-01-2009, 09:54
me; a beer
Puffin
18-01-2009, 12:47
Oooh a Ginger!
Marco
18-01-2009, 16:00
check her muff
Dave Cawley
18-01-2009, 16:02
have it rough
Marco
18-01-2009, 16:30
in the buff
Dave Cawley
18-01-2009, 16:57
then a beer?
Marco
18-01-2009, 17:02
if it's dear
Dave Cawley
18-01-2009, 17:10
then it's clear
Puffin
18-01-2009, 21:38
stuff a chicken
StanleyB
18-01-2009, 21:42
the ex called
Dave Cawley
18-01-2009, 22:16
said take me
Marco
18-01-2009, 23:16
up the chuffer
Acorn3a
19-01-2009, 09:17
but please use
Prince of Darkness
19-01-2009, 09:21
axle grease dear
Dave Cawley
19-01-2009, 09:31
on your lovely
bong
19-01-2009, 13:06
hairless right elbow
Marco
19-01-2009, 17:18
before I empty
Acorn3a
19-01-2009, 17:22
my rumbling bowels
Marco
19-01-2009, 17:39
all over your
StanleyB
19-01-2009, 17:50
move far away
Prince of Darkness
19-01-2009, 18:37
with great speed
Dave Cawley
19-01-2009, 19:12
go to Blackpool
Puffin
19-01-2009, 20:03
grab a tranny
Marco
19-01-2009, 20:05
and puncture 'her'
Puffin
19-01-2009, 20:19
hear her whistle!
Marco
19-01-2009, 20:45
through her 'slot'
Dave Cawley
19-01-2009, 21:00
run a mile
Marco
19-01-2009, 22:19
from the smell
Dave Cawley
19-01-2009, 22:27
have a beer
bong
19-01-2009, 22:53
while simultaneously stroking