Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Mr. C]

suckling with pride

[Puffin]

pigs don't hide

[Mr. C]

They ride and ..........

[Puffin]

don't fall off

[Marco]

their shopping trolleys

[Puffin]

Got any snout?

[Marco]

asked Mr Clout

[Puffin]

who punched Judy

[Marco]

in the noody

[Puffin]

Mmm nice baps

[Marco]

if somewhat saggy

[Puffin]

coathangers are useful

[Marco]

to accentuate floppiness

[Puffin]

false tits suck

[Marco]

as worn by

[Mr. C]

overdressed Madagascan tree-sloths

[Puffin]

over-blown, booze-bloated, muffin-tops

[Mr. C]

taking a leak...........

[Marco]

emptying gallons of

[Puffin]

eurethritic kidney-damaged drain-cleaner

[Marco]

onto fatty-flesh stench-puppets

[Puffin]

"Biffa does digestion-in"

[Marco]

after eating sea-slugs

[Prince of Darkness]

followed by jellyfish

[Marco]

their see-through intestines

[Puffin]

brewing diabolical stench

[Marco]

reminiscent of stagnent

[Ian Walker]

old birthday cake

[Marco]

regurgitated as sputum

[Puffin]

sold as seen

[Marco]

solidified snot included

[Mr. C]

tough job for.......

[Prince of Darkness]

Batman and Robin

[Marco]

caped botty-boys

[gary]

need new uniform

[Primalsea]

measures for decent

[Marco]

protruding appendage concealment

[Puffin]

Theophilus-P Wildebeeste Stylee

[Marco]

tucked neatly underneath

[Mr. C]

a mound of.........

[Beechwoods]

funky mole hills

[Marco]

and dusty follicles

[Ian Walker]

sold on ebay

[Puffin]

grilled and flambed

[Marco]

with snotty nodules

[Mr. C]

saulted with a......

[Marco]

firm two-fingered gesture

[Puffin]

the Kit-Kat shuffle

[Marco]

as performed by

[Mr. C]

ginger beer infested

[Marco]

ruffians with tattoos

[Mr. C]

dancing with Valkuries

[Marco]

doing the cha-cha

[Prince of Darkness]

and be-bop tango

[Puffin]

Hurried hand shandy's

[Marco]

shuffling near Mandy's

[Puffin]

Barry Manilow's bandy

[Mike]

fat arse, which

[Marco]

protruded sagging from

[Puffin]

jog-pant infested sink-estates

[Marco]

and crusty-crotch soiled

[Mr. C]

silky juicing session

[Mike]

while gnawing on

[Puffin]

boyfriend Wayne's kebab

[Marco]

, its low-meat content

[Prince of Darkness]

augmented by quorn

[Puffin]

give me Lard!

[Marco]

He likes stuffing! :eyebrows:

[Prince of Darkness]

made with oatmeal

[Marco]

and chewy bits

[Puffin]

prepuce me, but

[Marco]

leave the excess

[Mr. C]

wasting in Hatfield

[Marco]

where Dr-Death performed

[Mr. C]

a mind-bending dac-enhanced

[Puffin]

Psychedelic butt-fest

[Mr. C]

for art-deco-wardrobe lovers

[Puffin]

more art dick-head

[Mike]

how many hyphens

[Marco]

does-a-man-need?

[Puffin]

A-man's-gotta-do-what a

[Marco]

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The pregnant penguin

[Marco]

had a seizure...

Come on! :eyebrows:

[Prince of Darkness]

jumping through hoops

[anthonyTD]

and open windows...

[Puffin]

head-first on concrete

[Mr. C]

sporting a dashing...............

[Prince of Darkness]

brain spattered motif

[Puffin]

"I Lobe You"

[Mr. C]

By frontal labotamy

[Puffin]

Smack My Bitch-up

[Marco]

beaver rash guaranteed

[Mr. C]

lady garden rash-by...............

[Puffin]

Titchmarsh.Walsh & Dimmock

[Marco]

dangling her ample

[Prince of Darkness]

mammarian chest adornments

[Mr. C]

steadfastly being held.............

[Puffin]

for questioning over

[Marco]

brassiere busting hilarity

[Puffin]

"Disgraced Ground-Farce Floozy"-

[Mr. C]

masquerading as-a slovely-doxy

[Marco]

was seen exposing

[Puffin]

Bella Emberg-isms

[Marco]

to pubescent schoolboys

[Mr. C]

Playing the biscuit-game

[anthonyTD]

using custard creams...

[snapper]

...and jammy dodgers

[Marco]

to insert into

[Mike]

Marco's big gob


:ner:

[Marco]

yours is bigger [based on the amount of grub you wolfed down chez-moi] :ner:

[Mike]

it was nice

[anthonyTD]

back on topic...

[Mike]

what topic, where?

[snapper]

beside the mars-bar

[Puffin]

Mick and Marriane

[Marco]

champion wife-swapping hosts

[Puffin]

The Chuckle Brothers

[Mr. C]

took-it- hard up the...............

[Puffin]

Their sad Mullets

[Marco]

framing their faces

[Marco]

like sinewy spaghetti [come on, people!!] :)

[Prince of Darkness]

enveloping the meatballs

[Puffin]

saucing the faggots

[Marco]

plump-'n'-moist like

[Puffin]

furry front bottoms

[Marco]

flopping flatulently-like around

[Puffin]

Like a very dead thread, such as this?

[Primalsea]

such is life

[Marco]

fading gently away...

[Puffin]

So it's Goodbye-from-him

[Mike]

and from me.... :wave:

[Marco]

lights-out John Boy

[Mr. C]

It's clobbering time

[Prince of Darkness]

said The Thing!

[Marco]

classic Marvel mania!

[anthonyTD]

featuring fantastic four...

[Prince of Darkness]

and the avengers

[Marco]

Who remembers Joe-90?

[Prince of Darkness]

and Stingray too

[anthonyTD]

me, me, me....

[Marco]

Thunderbird XL-5, anyone?

[Ian Walker]

fireball XL5 dafty

[Marco]

Dat's de one :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

Numpty Dumpty sat

[Marco]

where Betty'd shat

[Puffin]

Mmmm Betty done-a-whoopseee

[Mr. C]

but not just-any...............

[Puffin]

Tuffet tugging curler

[Marco]

- it contained peanuts

[Puffin]

I like peanuts

[Mr. C]

lightly salted and..........

[Puffin]

Highly thought of

[Marco]

pre-dinner canapé (almost)

[Puffin]

a veritable gorge-fest

[Prince of Darkness]

for monkey boy

[Marco]

; his facial contortions

[Puffin]

equalling sexual ecstacy

[Marco]

only obtained from

[Mike]

Aldi or Neto

[Puffin]

Lidl by Lidl

[Marco]

It's-best-o-at-Tesco

[muffinman]

when naked -alfresco

[Marco]

wearing a nappy

[Puffin]

waving a sausage

[Marco]

at yer neighbour

[Puffin]

pork sword pete

[Marco]

likes his meat

[anthonyTD]

hot and sweet...

[Puffin]

pimp my kebab

[Marco]

for a tenner

[Puffin]

I use Henna

[Marco]

on ya sphincter

[Mr. C]

to induce a.................

[Puffin]

catastrophic ring spasm

[Marco]

causing gas leakage

[snapper]

and the squirts

[Puffin]

wash hands afterwards

[Marco]

removing all 'raisins'

[snapper]

and digested peanuts

[Marco]

bits of corn...

[Puffin]

fissures get torn

[Marco]

squeezing one out

[Puffin]

damn that bilirubin

[Marco]

; its yellowy juice

[Puffin]

taking the piss

[Marco]

which was green

[Prince of Darkness]

due to Pernod

[Marco]

and spinach sandwiches

[Puffin]

Asparagus for death-smell-wee

[Marco]

or beetroot for

[Puffin]

Mimicing bladder warts

[Marco]

with suppurating puss

[Puffin]

spit or swallow?

[Marco]

I asked her

[Puffin]

Grandmother, who readily

[Marco]

opened wide, toothlessly

[Puffin]

Oooohh, musn't grumble

[Marco]

her gums clamping

[Puffin]

vice-like around the

[Marco]

meat-il-itious protruding appendage

[Puffin]

It's a bit-of-an-animal!

[Marco]

it's spicy tang

[Mike]

complementing the bunch-of-hyphenating-cheating-buggers-that

[Marco]

kicked Mikey's bollocks ;)

[Puffin]

Ha-Ha-Ha,Ho-Ho-Ho,He-He-He

[Marco]

Mikey screamed as

[Mike]

he inserted a

[Puffin]

hypen up his

[Mike]

KAB modified arse

[Marco]

causing a release

[Mike]

Eh? said the

[Marco]

confused arse bandit

[Puffin]

bugger me sideways

[Mike]

with a blue

[Marco]

veined thumping walloper

[Puffin]

truncheon meat anyone?

[Marco]

fur-burgers for me

[Marco]

Wherez the pervz? :)

[Mike]

at yea hoose :ner:

[Marco]

There's-a moose loose

[Puffin]

in Lord Rockingham's

[Marco]

crinoline jogging bottoms

[Mike]

and smoking jacket

[Marco]

concealing underneath his

[anthonyTD]

rubber underwear and...

[Marco]

his gran's tights

[Puffin]

hiding kaber & pipebag

[Marco]

with gimp mask

[anthonyTD]

and flying goggles...

[snapper]

He prepared the

[Marco]

bondage trouser recipe

[Puffin]

"eye of minger"

[Marco]

modelled on whom? :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

"Miss Muffin Top"

[Marco]

's tufty muff brushed

[muffinman]

centre parted, naturally

[Marco]

maximises dandruff distribution

[Puffin]

flaky build quality

[Marco]

typical of wigs

[Puffin]

Worn by Workshy-Benefits-scroungers!

[Filterlab]

and Katie Price

[Marco]

who's nothing but

[Filterlab]

two beach balls

[Marco]

short of a

[Filterlab]

bloody handsome picnic

[Marco]

although flavourless and

[Puffin]

married to an-Insaniac

[Marco]

she gives soapy

[Filterlab]

tit-wanks real meaning

[Marco]

wrapping delicately around