Three Words Daily (Or whenever you like)

[Marco]

Smileys on tonight :)

[Togil]

Tinker Tailor Soldier ?

[Marco]

dried their underpants

[Prince of Darkness]

in room 101

[Marco]

airing the crevices

[Mr. C]

despite all odds

[Marco]

the stains evaporated

[anthonyTD]

into thin air...

[Marco]

leaving a residue

[Beechwoods]

barely imperceptible, yet

[Prince of Darkness]

smelling faintly of

[Marco]

mature Gouda and

[Beechwoods]

bottoms. Meanwhile in

[Mr. C]

100 acre wood.......

[Marco]

Angelina was lost

[Mr. C]

deep inside it's

[Marco]

damp shadowy trees

[Mr. C]

who's haunting Silhouette

[Marco]

unnerved me as

[Mr. C]

to induce multi-faceted

[Filterlab]

dodecahedron shaped badgers

[anthonyTD]

and other beasts...

[Yomanze]

may die tonight

[Marco]

violently, bloodily, mercilessly...

[Mr. C]

Rubbed with sea-slugs

[Marco]

; their salty slime

[Filterlab]

of absolute passion

[Marco]

intermingled itself with

[Filterlab]

a big octopus

[Marco]

"Ménage à trois?", she cried

[Filterlab]

through her Stella

[Marco]

-induced drunken stupor

[Filterlab]

every happy hour

[Marco]

she displayed her

[Warning: "badger" alert ;)]

[Filterlab]

handsome preened beaver

;)

[Marco]

coiffure’d 'n' perfumed

[Filterlab]

by Toni & Guy

[Marco]

, chocolate chuffing charlies

[Filterlab]

raving marmite milers

[Marco]

faggot frolicking fudgers

[Filterlab]

brazen bournville boulevarders

[Puffin]

Chucklin Chutney Ferrets

[snapper]

roasted with walnuts

[Puffin]

Basted with elegance

[Marco]

forming flavoursome gland-gravy

[Mr. C]

drizzled with balsamic......

[Marco]

man's milk infusion

[jimdgoulding]

Cool, clear, and uplifting (but that's in my music room- haven't ventured outside yet)

[Mr. C]

Spirited away on............

[Filterlab]

memory bliss of

[Marco]

roasting weevils by

[Mr. C]

metallurgical refining process

[Puffin]

Pilot Tobias Wilcock

[Filterlab]

pioneered in the

[Puffin]

old pioneering days

[Marco]

before Pioneer [CD players] existed

[Puffin]

I no peer (anag)

[Marco]

he is queer (no anag)

[Puffin]

OohLaLa a Ginger (Beer)

[Filterlab]

what's happening here?

[Puffin]

Tis rhyme ifear

[Marco]

so doncha sneer

[Filterlab]

stand and leer

[Marco]

n'watch her smear

[Filterlab]

over your ear

[Marco]

through her sheer

[Filterlab]

latex bondage gear

[Puffin]

Enough! Cried Pinnochio

[Filterlab]

more to go

[Puffin]

Snitch just grows

[Filterlab]

from the nose

[Marco]

down2 your toes

[Mr. C]

via universal translation..........

[Marco]

for the nation

[Mr. C]

supremely outlandish speakers

[Prince of Darkness]

wears your sneakers

[Puffin]

What, walking does ?

[Marco]

said Mrs Fuzz

[snapper]

to Big Muff

[Puffin]

up the duff

[Mr. C]

during the winter-months

[Marco]

the stupid c*nts

[anthonyTD]

for their stunts...

[Puffin]

tied live badgers

[Marco]

in the Raja

[Togil]

chewing curried sausages

[Puffin]

Really, How Uncouth!

[anthonyTD]

it was very...

[Mr. C]

tastfully performed with ...........

[snapper]

mouth and tongue

[Marco]

wrapped around meaty

[Prince of Darkness]

tubes of goo

[Marco]

rather like floppy

[Mr. C]

wrigging in perfect.........

[anthonyTD]

harmony to the...

[Marco]

incessant chuffing, emitting

[Yomanze]

without green fumes

[Marco]

pungent intestinal gas

[Prince of Darkness]

which violently exploded

[Marco]

botty burp-like

[anthonyTD]

with such virosity...

[Puffin]

a speeding virus?

[Yomanze]

Puffin da 'erb ;)

[anthonyTD]

and falling over...

[Puffin]

in the Clover

[snapper]

with Maria Sharapova

[Yomanze]

Or Maybe Kournikova

[Marco]

bend her over

[Prince of Darkness]

move over Rover

[Marco]

slap the Jehova

[snapper]

let Jimi takeover

[Marco]

up until Dover

[Puffin]

then hover over

[Marco]

the Super Nova

[anthonyTD]

in a rover...

[Mr. C]

doing a ton-twenty

[Marco]

hey that's plenty!

[Puffin]

Gobbling the lot!

[Marco]

on the trot

[anthonyTD]

without a pot...

[Marco]

full of snot

[Puffin]

Ohh, Suits you

[Marco]

old Mr Magoo

[Mr. C]

Reginald mole house

[Marco]

toasted his spouse

[Mr. C]

adorned with scrumpious

[Puffin]

Butter dripped crumpets

[Mr. C]

laidened with scottish.........

[anthonyTD]

haggis and tripe...

[snapper]

neeps 'n' tatties

[Puffin]

Makes big fatties

[Mr. C]

needing a leaner......

[Marco]

slimmer Ryvita demeanour

[Puffin]

Ex-Lax makes keener

[Mr. C]

using the toilet-cleaner

[Prince of Darkness]

pebble dashed bowls

[Puffin]

causing own goals

[Mr. C]

through stupid incandesent

[Marco]

pimples of adolescent

[Prince of Darkness]

clearasil spattered fantasies

[Puffin]

Pizza faced teenagers

[snapper]

squeezing their plooks

[Marco]

- juice emerging puss-like...

[Puffin]

Don't breathe in!

[Marco]

Puffin's just pumped

[Puffin]

he's toxic man

[Marco]

especially his panties

[Puffin]

wearing his aunties

[Marco]

skid-marked floral scanties

[Puffin]

Tena Lady antics

[Marco]

stop leaking frantics

[Puffin]

from taking the

[Beechwoods]

Johnson from the

[Marco]

quilted absorbent core

[Beechwoods]

without dripping unduly

[Marco]

forming globules of

[Puffin]

Tena, what else?

[Marco]

perhaps pee-pee?

[Puffin]

Urine the mood?

[Beechwoods]

For dancin', romancin'

[Marco]

and panty prancin'

[Puffin]

But, wait Gladys........

[Beechwoods]

said Humpty, haughtily

[Marco]

exhibiting his frillies

[Beechwoods]

(his panty fetish?) :eyebrows:

[Puffin]

bugger, that hurt

[Prince of Darkness]

not John, surely?

[Puffin]

he's a cad

[Marco]

with a fad

[Mr. C]

for gusset sniffing.......

[Puffin]

and large foreheads

[Marco]

riddled with luminescent

[Puffin]

"light emissions" (Oxford English)

[Marco]

His cyclops eye

[Puffin]

only seeing pavement

[Marco]

and dog poo

[Puffin]

Winking blindly, contorted

[Marco]

he ambled towards

[anthonyTD]

a pile of...

[Puffin]

Chudmunters, merrily munching

[Marco]

sewer-rat Pot Noodle

[Puffin]

Not Poodle! Eurrrggh

[Marco]

separating sinew from

[Puffin]

haven't sinew lately

[Marco]

since that party

[Puffin]

Oh god, not

[Mr. C]

Yo Cunningham's gay

[Puffin]

It was strange

[Marco]

how your face

[Puffin]

repulses even Gargoyles

[Marco]

possessing skidmarked pants

[Puffin]

that bleach withstand

[Marco]

frantic scrubbing with

[Puffin]

panic stricken faces

[Marco]

before she discovers

[Puffin]

the lost ring!

[Marco]

and smell of

[Puffin]

diabolical pulchritudinous stench

[Marco]

impregnated by butt-cheeks

[Puffin]

of the bottiest

[Marco]

most bulbous botties

[Yomanze]

those bottified delights

[Marco]

bumping bumptiously between

[Beechwoods]

baptastic breasts a-bobbing

[Marco]

to the throbbing

[Beechwoods]

happy house soundtrack

[Puffin]

E's are good..

[Marco]

dig da mood

[Puffin]

Chew da phat

[Beechwoods]

Jet Li scores

[Prince of Darkness]

hows about that

[Puffin]

then, Guys and Gals

[Marco]

said Jimmy exhibiting

[snapper]

Savile Row suits

[Marco]

splattered with spittle

[Puffin]

Uhuhuhuhuh, now-then, now-then

[Marco]

Wossat about then? :scratch:

[Puffin]

said tossa W

[Marco]

to his bitch

[Prince of Darkness]

with magenta hair

[snapper]

and bruised knees

[Marco]

and skelped arse

[Prince of Darkness]

that's her face!

[Puffin]

Pucker up darling

[Marco]

n'kiss my botty! :lol:

Marco.

[Puffin]

Do a Frenchie

[Marco]

curling your tongue

[Puffin]

and curl one

[Marco]

round her niblet

[Puffin]

(niblet
A tiny piece of feces that becomes attached to hair in the anul region due to improper wiping technique. Very common amongst those with conditions known as "black hole ass"
Did you see that dude in the shower? He had niblets hanging out his ass bro!)

Niblet, Giblet, Gimme-it

[Mr. C]

deep cravass cleansing

[Puffin]

Provides welcome relief

[Marco]

for'da botty chief

[Puffin]

Check fe jungle

[Marco]

examine ya coconuts

[Puffin]

Bum-rush the door

[Marco]

part the fanny-fluff

[Puffin]

Burn the brush-up

[Marco]

sweep the dandruff

[Mike]

for God's sake! :doh:

[Puffin]

Bash the Bishop!

[Marco]

His head's blunt!

[Prince of Darkness]

the cupid stunt

[Yomanze]

needed a shunt

[Marco]

up the front

[Marco]

"Hello" said Betty...

[Mr. C]

doing the foxtrot

[Marco]

sheez hot-to-trot

[Mr. C]

squeezing in those......

[Marco]

amply proportioned mammaries